SoMac Christmas Fête [OOC, Closed]

[Main Nation Ministry]

_{roger that}

Anyway, books. How about these?

What would Keller, Jessica, and Charlie gift Ari for the wedding?

[Kiu Ghesik]

What would Keller, Jessica, and Charlie gift Ari for the wedding?

i mean they are probably organizing the whole very bad idea bachelorette party so that's enough of a gift imo

_{tbf matching shotguns would be a very fitting gift for them.}

_{roger that}

Anyway, books. How about these?

They work.

[Romextly]

I just had a horrible thought. What if the Emperor someone...a light tank

[Free Ravensburg]

I just had a horrible thought. What if the Emperor someone...a light tank

Bob Semple Tank LET'S GOO!!

[Brettenwald]

What would Keller, Jessica, and Charlie gift Ari for the wedding?

i mean they are probably organizing the whole very bad idea bachelorette party so that's enough of a gift imo

_{roger that}

Anyway, books. How about these?

They work.

Good.

[Main Nation Ministry]

i mean they are probably organizing the whole very bad idea bachelorette party so that's enough of a gift imo

They are pretty much contributing and helping with the wedding, while the Leader is on the verge of going on a killing spree.

[Socialist Macronesia]

I just had a horrible thought. What if the Emperor someone...a light tank

_{Ross would bitch-slap him for having a shitty taste in military vehicles. If you're gonna have a tank, it better be a hecking chonker, not a smol roll.}

[The Slayers Republic]

Anyone notice that we've been incredibly active today?

[Romextly]

I just had a horrible thought. What if the Emperor someone...a light tank

_{Ross would bitch-slap him for having a shitty taste in military vehicles. If you're gonna have a tank, it better be a hecking chonker, not a smol roll.}

Fine. What if I gave someone the new just released tank for the Romextlian Army that costs millions of bucks

[Kiu Ghesik]

<sub>so uh

palisade update

total word count so far is at 44,479
i have done like twelve factbooks out of 70 or so</sub>

i mean they are probably organizing the whole very bad idea bachelorette party so that's enough of a gift imo

They are pretty much contributing and helping with the wedding, while the Leader is on the verge of going on a killing spree.

aww, how sweet.

Anyone notice that we've been incredibly active today?

yeah we are.
_{somac still needs to give us jacket nate though
nate must become rol}

[Socialist Macronesia]

<sub>so uh

palisade update

total word count so far is at 44,479
i have done like twelve factbooks out of 70 or so</sub>

They are pretty much contributing and helping with the wedding, while the Leader is on the verge of going on a killing spree.

aww, how sweet.

Anyone notice that we've been incredibly active today?

yeah we are.
_{somac still needs to give us jacket nate though
nate must become rol}

If I'm entirely honest... I've read maybe a couple words.

I'm exhausted from working out today, but I'll try to have the post up tonight anyway. Sleep be damned.

[The Slayers Republic]

wanna hear funi


biden is a neo-nazi in my timeline


what is the goddamn song

[Romextly]

wanna hear funi


biden is a neo-nazi in my timeline


what is the goddamn song

I love it

[Main Nation Ministry]

aww, how sweet.

Basically..
Keller: I can't believe I'm helping Ari and Ross with a bachelorette party, when I could be using this time to spend time with my boyfriend..
Jessica: This is fine. I'm helping some tall chick marry some older guy, but at least the Leader isn't going to cause trouble by killing people.
Charlie: Why is Ari asking me to be a mattress?
Leader:

[The Slayers Republic]

wanna hear funi


biden is a neo-nazi in my timeline


what is the goddamn song

I love it

2ACW is like a 6-way civil war

[Free Ravensburg]

Aight good night to all here, for I must rest for tomorrow

[Socialist Macronesia]

why do people want to see our ships

we have like 2 different types and that's it

[Romextly]

why do people want to see our ships

we have like 2 different types and that's it

DO IT. Democracy speaks

[The Polar Nation]

why do people want to see our ships

we have like 2 different types and that's it

Less ships, less work.

[The Slayers Republic]

why do people want to see our ships

we have like 2 different types and that's it

Less ships, less work.

Why don't we just keep our actual military might a secret? I'd be fun as hell.

[Langenia]

why do people want to see our ships

we have like 2 different types and that's it

I honestly don't wanna see it. I just have a feeling it's gonna be two glorified corvettes. I demand fighter jets!

[Kiu Ghesik]

Jessica: This is fine. I'm helping some tall chick marry some older guy, but at least the Leader isn't going to cause trouble by killing people.

the way you write this makes it seem distinctly more wholesome than
uh

earlier comments

When Tomboy Ari meets Charlie and Jessica again:
...
Jessica: Now who's this sexy devil with the short hair?

I love it

2ACW is like a 6-way civil war

hrm

[Socialist Macronesia]

Less ships, less work.

Why don't we just keep our actual military might a secret? I'd be fun as hell.

Uh, no.

why do people want to see our ships

we have like 2 different types and that's it

I honestly don't wanna see it. I just have a feeling it's gonna be two glorified corvettes. I demand fighter jets!

Our fighter jets aren't that interesting, tbh. Now our ground attack planes, oh ho ho. In all, we have

• light recon and transport heccos (jacob approves)
• IMPROMPTU HUEY GUNSHIP 2.GHFSH NOW WITH 80%+ ROTARY GUNS
• the valv-a, e, i o and FUCK
• a single seat "flying wing" that sounds stealthy but is actually just a couple engines with +40,000 pounds of ordinance slung on the wings (pray to god you don't get put in one of these)
• a stealth helicopter that isn't the RAH-66 and doesn't look like the RAH-66
  it isn't the RAH-66, by the way. that seems to be the only snek helicopter anyone knows these days. no. that was expensive and only made 2 models. no, this is a stealth helicopter. and it isn't the RAH-66.
  
  DO NOT
  
  assume that it is the RAH-66. it is not. not the RAH-66, I mean. it isn't the RAH-66.

[The Slayers Republic]

2ACW is like a 6-way civil war

hrm

Taken from one of the comments:

I lived for 19 years in a war torn country and I can say for sure that there's nothing sweet or romantic about war.
It's sweet to those who have never experienced it.

Смерть Государственной Думе, да здравствует Республика.

[Romextly]

Why don't we just keep our actual military might a secret? I'd be fun as hell.

Uh, no.

I honestly don't wanna see it. I just have a feeling it's gonna be two glorified corvettes. I demand fighter jets!

Our fighter jets aren't that interesting, tbh. Now our ground attack planes, oh ho ho. In all, we have

• light recon and transport heccos (jacob approves)
• IMPROMPTU HUEY GUNSHIP 2.GHFSH NOW WITH 80%+ ROTARY GUNS
• the valv-a, e, i o and FUCK
• a single seat "flying wing" that sounds stealthy but is actually just a couple engines with +40,000 pounds of ordinance slung on the wings (pray to god you don't get put in one of these)
• a stealth helicopter that isn't the RAH-66 and doesn't look like the RAH-66
  it isn't the RAH-66, by the way. that seems to be the only snek helicopter anyone knows these days. no. that was expensive and only made 2 models. no, this is a stealth helicopter. and it isn't the RAH-66.
  
  DO NOT
  
  assume that it is the RAH-66. it is not. not the RAH-66, I mean. it isn't the RAH-66.

Is it the RAH-66?