SoMac Christmas Fête [OOC, Closed]

[Romextly]

He's voting with puppets, herr Kommissar, reject the election! It is not the will of the people!


HERE HE IS, COMMISSAR, THE CAPITALIST PIGDOG HIMSELF!

HERE HE IS, GENERAL, FIRE THE ICBM'S

What does this do?
Launches the nukes that can destroy half the planet

[Romextly]

TBH, I think the wholesomness is weird for Ross.

[Kiu Ghesik]

He's voting with puppets, herr Kommissar, reject the election! It is not the will of the people!

I could do that


if you want

If you do it'll render the election fraudulent, and then it'll default to the right and proper choice that is the "yes" option, so...

Give us a reason to dance on democracy's grave.

TBH, I think the wholesomness is weird for Ross.

Would you rather he remain a fucked-up piece of shit, or would you prefer he be in a relationship that helps him work around his problems and actually enjoy lasting happiness?

[Socialist Macronesia]

- tripleposts
- claims to have been able to make a TV show of delegates despite having no feasible way of doing so
- wants Ross to go back to having Ari collared
- SETA member
- I NOOK JU!

[Romextly]

- tripleposts
- claims to have been able to make a TV show of delegates despite having no feasible way of doing so
- wants Ross to go back to having Ari collared
- SETA member
- I NOOK JU!

*tear runs down face

[Brettenwald]

- tripleposts
- claims to have been able to make a TV show of delegates despite having no feasible way of doing so
- wants Ross to go back to having Ari collared
- SETA member
- I NOOK JU!

We're hitting sus levels that shouldn't even be possible!

[Romextly]

I could do that


if you want

If you do it'll render the election fraudulent, and then it'll default to the right and proper choice that is the "yes" option, so...

Give us a reason to dance on democracy's grave.

TBH, I think the wholesomness is weird for Ross.

Would you rather he remain a fucked-up piece of shit, or would you prefer he be in a relationship that helps him work around his problems and actually enjoy lasting happiness?

No. I mean, it's good seeing him not do [REDACTED} everyday, but it will take some time. Might change sides

[Romextly]

Yeah, I'm switching to yes

[Kiu Ghesik]

No. I mean, it's good seeing him not do [REDACTED} everyday, but it will take some time. Might change sides

The poll has already been declared invalid, the wholesome remains safe

[Romextly]

No. I mean, it's good seeing him not do [REDACTED} everyday, but it will take some time. Might change sides

The poll has already been declared invalid, the wholesome remains safe

Okay.

[Romextly]

But, I mean, why would you put up a poll liek that in the first place?

[Brettenwald]

Have posted, Kiu.

[Imperial-Octavia]

I have p o s t e d

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

Since I haven't posted yet, Rhonda and Kthulu are blending in in the back. They do not want to draw attention to themselves.

How much did Rhonda make freelancing before?

Enough to be comfortable and have a nice apartment.

[Socialist Macronesia]

How much did Rhonda make freelancing before?

Enough to be comfortable and have a nice apartment.

Double it. That's how much she could make in SoMac doing work for the government if she's good.

[Untecna]

Enough to be comfortable and have a nice apartment.

Double it. That's how much she could make in SoMac doing work for the government if she's good.

Effectively septuple it, that's how much they'd make doing anything in my nation

[Socialist Macronesia]

I have p o s t e d

Jane: *tortures Nate*

Nate: "Painful, yet not as painful as when Patyu broke my heart."

Jane:

[Kiu Ghesik]

Have posted, Kiu.

Understood. Rol fear has begun.

I have p o s t e d

Jane: *tortures Nate*

Nate: "Painful, yet not as painful as when Patyu broke my heart."

Jane:

*sad rol noises*

[Brettenwald]

Have posted, Kiu.

Understood. Rol fear has begun.

Jane: *tortures Nate*

Nate: "Painful, yet not as painful as when Patyu broke my heart."

Jane: :unsure:

*sad rol noises*

Just wait for group therapy and then everything will (hopefully) get sorted out. Also, I hope you don't feel like I godmodded Patyu.

[Socialist Macronesia]

Understood. Rol fear has begun.


*sad rol noises*

Just wait for group therapy and then everything will (hopefully) get sorted out. Also, I hope you don't feel like I godmodded Patyu.

No. No, it will not be sorted out. Nate's been pretty neglected, horny, and depressed his whole life. And when your coping mechanisms are drinking alcohol and killing people, you're probably in need of more than just some rol hugs and group therapy.

[The Romanian Confederacy]

So... should I make a Wholesome Ross and Ari post and then have everyone arrive at the Capitol in time for the tour?

I guess, I'm posting tommorow.

[Kiu Ghesik]

Just wait for group therapy and then everything will (hopefully) get sorted out. Also, I hope you don't feel like I godmodded Patyu.

Nah, you're good. He's already uncertain about Marco, so that would work for him.

Just wait for group therapy and then everything will (hopefully) get sorted out. Also, I hope you don't feel like I godmodded Patyu.

No. No, it will not be sorted out. Nate's been pretty neglected, horny, and depressed his whole life. And when your coping mechanisms are drinking alcohol and killing people, you're probably in need of more than just some rol hugs and group therapy.

We can still get him on the right path, though. That's all that matters.

[Brettenwald]

Just wait for group therapy and then everything will (hopefully) get sorted out. Also, I hope you don't feel like I godmodded Patyu.

No. No, it will not be sorted out. Nate's been pretty neglected, horny, and depressed his whole life. And when your coping mechanisms are drinking alcohol and killing people, you're probably in need of more than just some rol hugs and group therapy.

Can we at least try to start a redemption arc here?

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

Guys, it's officially KB's birthday. And I know that because Internet.

[Socialist Macronesia]

Just wait for group therapy and then everything will (hopefully) get sorted out. Also, I hope you don't feel like I godmodded Patyu.

Nah, you're good. He's already uncertain about Marco, so that would work for him.

No. No, it will not be sorted out. Nate's been pretty neglected, horny, and depressed his whole life. And when your coping mechanisms are drinking alcohol and killing people, you're probably in need of more than just some rol hugs and group therapy.

We can still get him on the right path, though. That's all that matters.

You're probably gonna have to help him more than just giving him a shove in the right direction. He's got serious psychological trauma; just pushing him in the way he should go ain't gonna work; you're probably gonna have to support him all the way.

No. No, it will not be sorted out. Nate's been pretty neglected, horny, and depressed his whole life. And when your coping mechanisms are drinking alcohol and killing people, you're probably in need of more than just some rol hugs and group therapy.

Can we at least try to start a redemption arc here?

I'm trying!