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What should I work on next?

Small arms
1
6%
Ground Vehicles
1
6%
Aircraft
5
28%
The like 2 ships we have
11
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Total votes : 18

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Socialist Macronesia
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Founded: Jan 27, 2020
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Postby Socialist Macronesia » Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:36 am

Langenia wrote:Is there any place in SoMac where my people can go to mass?


Yeah, there's probably at least one Catholic church. Granted, it'll be more corrupt than the Torn City Church and you may have to drive out the money changers, but yeah.
Currently in the process of revamping all of my lore, including my signature. It's gonna probably take a while, better make yourself comfortable.

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Langenia
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Postby Langenia » Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:40 am

Socialist Macronesia wrote:
Langenia wrote:Is there any place in SoMac where my people can go to mass?


Yeah, there's probably at least one Catholic church. Granted, it'll be more corrupt than the Torn City Church and you may have to drive out the money changers, but yeah.


Oookay, my people are off to Christmass mass.
LANGENIA
Fatherland, Unity, and Valor
Overview|Armed Forces|LangenArPort| Incumbent President: Nicolas Furia
Langenia is an MT Latin American nation, the result of European powers not successfully colonizing the region but leaving their mark. We outpollo PolloHut.
Military oversight? Checks on executive powers? Nah.
Our foreign policy: a t t a c k. Also, war?

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Socialist Macronesia
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Postby Socialist Macronesia » Thu Mar 04, 2021 9:43 am

Langenia wrote:
Socialist Macronesia wrote:
Yeah, there's probably at least one Catholic church. Granted, it'll be more corrupt than the Torn City Church and you may have to drive out the money changers, but yeah.


Oookay, my people are off to Christmass mass.


Don't accept communion, by the way. It's probably spiked.
Currently in the process of revamping all of my lore, including my signature. It's gonna probably take a while, better make yourself comfortable.

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Langenia
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Postby Langenia » Thu Mar 04, 2021 10:14 am

Socialist Macronesia wrote:
Langenia wrote:
Oookay, my people are off to Christmass mass.


Don't accept communion, by the way. It's probably spiked.

Umm...why?
LANGENIA
Fatherland, Unity, and Valor
Overview|Armed Forces|LangenArPort| Incumbent President: Nicolas Furia
Langenia is an MT Latin American nation, the result of European powers not successfully colonizing the region but leaving their mark. We outpollo PolloHut.
Military oversight? Checks on executive powers? Nah.
Our foreign policy: a t t a c k. Also, war?

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Socialist Macronesia
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Postby Socialist Macronesia » Thu Mar 04, 2021 11:27 am

Langenia wrote:
Socialist Macronesia wrote:
Don't accept communion, by the way. It's probably spiked.

Umm...why?


Someone used cocaine instead of flour in a batch of wafers. Unfortunately, this problem was compounded by two extra decimal places on an Excel spreadsheet. They've gotta get rid of them somehow.

Besides, after you eat one, you're gonna really feel like you've interacted with God for a few hours.
Currently in the process of revamping all of my lore, including my signature. It's gonna probably take a while, better make yourself comfortable.

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Langenia
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Postby Langenia » Thu Mar 04, 2021 11:29 am

Socialist Macronesia wrote:
Langenia wrote:Umm...why?


Someone used cocaine instead of flour in a batch of wafers. Unfortunately, this problem was compounded by two extra decimal places on an Excel spreadsheet. They've gotta get rid of them somehow.

Besides, after you eat one, you're gonna really feel like you've interacted with God for a few hours.


So, uh, can we assume that Furia just heard rumors of this and decided to have a spiritual communion?
LANGENIA
Fatherland, Unity, and Valor
Overview|Armed Forces|LangenArPort| Incumbent President: Nicolas Furia
Langenia is an MT Latin American nation, the result of European powers not successfully colonizing the region but leaving their mark. We outpollo PolloHut.
Military oversight? Checks on executive powers? Nah.
Our foreign policy: a t t a c k. Also, war?

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Socialist Macronesia
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Postby Socialist Macronesia » Thu Mar 04, 2021 11:30 am

Langenia wrote:
Socialist Macronesia wrote:
Someone used cocaine instead of flour in a batch of wafers. Unfortunately, this problem was compounded by two extra decimal places on an Excel spreadsheet. They've gotta get rid of them somehow.

Besides, after you eat one, you're gonna really feel like you've interacted with God for a few hours.


So, uh, can we assume that Furia just heard rumors of this and decided to have a spiritual communion?


...yes.
Currently in the process of revamping all of my lore, including my signature. It's gonna probably take a while, better make yourself comfortable.

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Langenia
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Postby Langenia » Thu Mar 04, 2021 11:31 am

Socialist Macronesia wrote:
Langenia wrote:
So, uh, can we assume that Furia just heard rumors of this and decided to have a spiritual communion?


...yes.


Alrighty. Now I'm concerned about the proliferation of drugs in Socialist Macronesia.
LANGENIA
Fatherland, Unity, and Valor
Overview|Armed Forces|LangenArPort| Incumbent President: Nicolas Furia
Langenia is an MT Latin American nation, the result of European powers not successfully colonizing the region but leaving their mark. We outpollo PolloHut.
Military oversight? Checks on executive powers? Nah.
Our foreign policy: a t t a c k. Also, war?

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Kiu Ghesik
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Postby Kiu Ghesik » Thu Mar 04, 2021 11:33 am

Langenia wrote:
Socialist Macronesia wrote:
...yes.


Alrighty. Now I'm concerned about the proliferation of drugs in Socialist Macronesia.

don't be

catyu's presence is enough of a dopamine inducer to cure any and all drug addictions
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 ✵  THE GREAT KIU - EJADRIR DEGHEU GIYEF KHUDEYVH. ✵ 

Questions | Soon | Nomadwave
✵ A newly-birthed confederation of insular nomadic clansmen struggling to remain a local great power in the face of their expanding foes. May or may not be united by worship of an eldritch mother-goddess. Now with extra align=center!

✵ ooc: i dont exist
She's loyal, smol, ready to rol. Big big bowl, full of rol. Smol rol, big bowl. Cinny rol, big bowl, smol rol.


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Socialist Macronesia
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Postby Socialist Macronesia » Thu Mar 04, 2021 11:34 am

Langenia wrote:
Socialist Macronesia wrote:
...yes.


Alrighty. Now I'm concerned about the proliferation of drugs in Socialist Macronesia.


Don't drink the tap water.
Currently in the process of revamping all of my lore, including my signature. It's gonna probably take a while, better make yourself comfortable.

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The Slayers Republic
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Founded: Oct 11, 2020
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Postby The Slayers Republic » Thu Mar 04, 2021 11:37 am

Langenia wrote:
Socialist Macronesia wrote:
...yes.


Alrighty. Now I'm concerned about the proliferation of drugs in Socialist Macronesia.

But isn't that a good thing?
СМЕРТЬ
ТЕМ, КТО СТОЯТ НА ПУТИ СВОБОДЫ
БОГ С НАМИ В НАШЕЙ БОРЬБЕ ЗА СВОБОДУ
“Either Jake is becoming more irrelevant or abortion rates are going up.”- Diesel Patches
Random nobody with bad takes.
High rate of sanity lost per day, along with the terrible RP posts every 1-2 weeks.
fuckin v i b e
Death to NSG.
A nation based in the DOOM universe that was founded off of small communities of survivors during the Invasion of Earth, founded by none other than the fucking Doom Slayer himself.

braindead libertarian gloomer with an itch for C O N Q U E S T

Artsakh is Armenian, HHDI.

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The Slayers Republic
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Postby The Slayers Republic » Thu Mar 04, 2021 11:38 am

It's finished.


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The Slayers Republic wrote:
Langenia wrote:
Alrighty. Now I'm concerned about the proliferation of drugs in Socialist Macronesia.

But isn't that a good thing?
СМЕРТЬ
ТЕМ, КТО СТОЯТ НА ПУТИ СВОБОДЫ
БОГ С НАМИ В НАШЕЙ БОРЬБЕ ЗА СВОБОДУ
“Either Jake is becoming more irrelevant or abortion rates are going up.”- Diesel Patches
Random nobody with bad takes.
High rate of sanity lost per day, along with the terrible RP posts every 1-2 weeks.
fuckin v i b e
Death to NSG.
A nation based in the DOOM universe that was founded off of small communities of survivors during the Invasion of Earth, founded by none other than the fucking Doom Slayer himself.

braindead libertarian gloomer with an itch for C O N Q U E S T

Artsakh is Armenian, HHDI.

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Brettenwald
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Postby Brettenwald » Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:08 pm

Good day in used vinyl. Picked up Marshall Crenshaw's self-titled album and Joe Jackson's Night & Day for like eight fifty.

they also had Fore! by huey lewis and the news, somac, i could have bought that for you
BRETTENWALD
Factbook completion will occur when hell freezes over and this nation is basically what happens at 3 AM when I overdose on Godspeed You! Black Emperor and Game of Thrones. Trans rights or you're getting kneecapped.
Center-right largely-absolute monarchy populated by the majority-pagan descendants of a mix of Vikings, Iron Age German rednecks and the odd shipwreck survivor coming into its own on the world stage during the final stages of a 32-year watershed moment under the watchful eye of an emperor who was never supposed to be one. Strict MT, current year though lore posts are generally asynchronous. Brettain is a catchall demonym, flag waifu by Polish Prussian Commonwealth, NS stats not canon.

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Main Nation Ministry
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Founded: Sep 28, 2016
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Postby Main Nation Ministry » Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:10 pm

Brettenwald wrote:Good day in used vinyl. Picked up Marshall Crenshaw's self-titled album and Joe Jackson's Night & Day for like eight fifty.

they also had Fore! by huey lewis and the news, somac, i could have bought that for you

In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
Local 22 year old Diet Coke Addict College Student Ruins Everything

Quote of the Week: "A NEW STORY ON WRITING THREAD FOR HALLOWEEN!! MYSTERY MINE AVAILABLE NOW!"

RPs I do
- How do you do fellow kids? You want to see something violent? - Artemis: Deimos Trafficking League (Horror/Mature)
- Descend into the forgotten tourist traps of Florida on this transgressive RP! - The Community (Mature/Black Comedy/Slice-of-Life)

My overall account that I use for P2TM and even for international roleplaying! MNM is a mysterious and extremely dangerous dictatorship filled with supernatural oddities, demons, militarized soldiers everywhere, and a misanthropic nihilistic dictator who doesn't give a damn. It's basically if the SCP Foundation got mixed with 1984.

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Kiu Ghesik
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Postby Kiu Ghesik » Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:11 pm

Main Nation Ministry wrote:
Brettenwald wrote:Good day in used vinyl. Picked up Marshall Crenshaw's self-titled album and Joe Jackson's Night & Day for like eight fifty.

they also had Fore! by huey lewis and the news, somac, i could have bought that for you

In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

do you like american psycho?
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 ✵  THE GREAT KIU - EJADRIR DEGHEU GIYEF KHUDEYVH. ✵ 

Questions | Soon | Nomadwave
✵ A newly-birthed confederation of insular nomadic clansmen struggling to remain a local great power in the face of their expanding foes. May or may not be united by worship of an eldritch mother-goddess. Now with extra align=center!

✵ ooc: i dont exist
She's loyal, smol, ready to rol. Big big bowl, full of rol. Smol rol, big bowl. Cinny rol, big bowl, smol rol.


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Main Nation Ministry
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Founded: Sep 28, 2016
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Postby Main Nation Ministry » Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:14 pm


Why are there copies of the style section all over the place, do you have a dog? A little chow or something?
Local 22 year old Diet Coke Addict College Student Ruins Everything

Quote of the Week: "A NEW STORY ON WRITING THREAD FOR HALLOWEEN!! MYSTERY MINE AVAILABLE NOW!"

RPs I do
- How do you do fellow kids? You want to see something violent? - Artemis: Deimos Trafficking League (Horror/Mature)
- Descend into the forgotten tourist traps of Florida on this transgressive RP! - The Community (Mature/Black Comedy/Slice-of-Life)

My overall account that I use for P2TM and even for international roleplaying! MNM is a mysterious and extremely dangerous dictatorship filled with supernatural oddities, demons, militarized soldiers everywhere, and a misanthropic nihilistic dictator who doesn't give a damn. It's basically if the SCP Foundation got mixed with 1984.

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Kiu Ghesik
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Postby Kiu Ghesik » Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:18 pm

Main Nation Ministry wrote:

Why are there copies of the style section all over the place, do you have a dog? A little chow or something?

*laughing* No, Allen!
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Brief
Caller
Clans
Strife
Words
Faith

 ✵  THE GREAT KIU - EJADRIR DEGHEU GIYEF KHUDEYVH. ✵ 

Questions | Soon | Nomadwave
✵ A newly-birthed confederation of insular nomadic clansmen struggling to remain a local great power in the face of their expanding foes. May or may not be united by worship of an eldritch mother-goddess. Now with extra align=center!

✵ ooc: i dont exist
She's loyal, smol, ready to rol. Big big bowl, full of rol. Smol rol, big bowl. Cinny rol, big bowl, smol rol.


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Main Nation Ministry
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Founded: Sep 28, 2016
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Postby Main Nation Ministry » Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:19 pm

Kiu Ghesik wrote:*laughing* No, Allen!

Is that a raincoat?
Local 22 year old Diet Coke Addict College Student Ruins Everything

Quote of the Week: "A NEW STORY ON WRITING THREAD FOR HALLOWEEN!! MYSTERY MINE AVAILABLE NOW!"

RPs I do
- How do you do fellow kids? You want to see something violent? - Artemis: Deimos Trafficking League (Horror/Mature)
- Descend into the forgotten tourist traps of Florida on this transgressive RP! - The Community (Mature/Black Comedy/Slice-of-Life)

My overall account that I use for P2TM and even for international roleplaying! MNM is a mysterious and extremely dangerous dictatorship filled with supernatural oddities, demons, militarized soldiers everywhere, and a misanthropic nihilistic dictator who doesn't give a damn. It's basically if the SCP Foundation got mixed with 1984.

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Kiu Ghesik
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Postby Kiu Ghesik » Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:23 pm

Main Nation Ministry wrote:
Kiu Ghesik wrote:*laughing* No, Allen!

Is that a raincoat?

Yes it is!

In '87, Huey released this: Fore!, their most accomplished album- I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself- HEY, PAUL!
Brief
Caller
Clans
Strife
Words
Faith

 ✵  THE GREAT KIU - EJADRIR DEGHEU GIYEF KHUDEYVH. ✵ 

Questions | Soon | Nomadwave
✵ A newly-birthed confederation of insular nomadic clansmen struggling to remain a local great power in the face of their expanding foes. May or may not be united by worship of an eldritch mother-goddess. Now with extra align=center!

✵ ooc: i dont exist
She's loyal, smol, ready to rol. Big big bowl, full of rol. Smol rol, big bowl. Cinny rol, big bowl, smol rol.


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Main Nation Ministry
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Posts: 13014
Founded: Sep 28, 2016
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Main Nation Ministry » Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:24 pm

Kiu Ghesik wrote:Yes it is!

In '87, Huey released this: Fore!, their most accomplished album- I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself- HEY, PAUL!

Hmmm.. Oh sh-
*gets an axe into the head*
Local 22 year old Diet Coke Addict College Student Ruins Everything

Quote of the Week: "A NEW STORY ON WRITING THREAD FOR HALLOWEEN!! MYSTERY MINE AVAILABLE NOW!"

RPs I do
- How do you do fellow kids? You want to see something violent? - Artemis: Deimos Trafficking League (Horror/Mature)
- Descend into the forgotten tourist traps of Florida on this transgressive RP! - The Community (Mature/Black Comedy/Slice-of-Life)

My overall account that I use for P2TM and even for international roleplaying! MNM is a mysterious and extremely dangerous dictatorship filled with supernatural oddities, demons, militarized soldiers everywhere, and a misanthropic nihilistic dictator who doesn't give a damn. It's basically if the SCP Foundation got mixed with 1984.

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The Slayers Republic
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Founded: Oct 11, 2020
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Postby The Slayers Republic » Thu Mar 04, 2021 1:42 pm

Maps been updated if anyone is remotely fucking interested.
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СМЕРТЬ
ТЕМ, КТО СТОЯТ НА ПУТИ СВОБОДЫ
БОГ С НАМИ В НАШЕЙ БОРЬБЕ ЗА СВОБОДУ
“Either Jake is becoming more irrelevant or abortion rates are going up.”- Diesel Patches
Random nobody with bad takes.
High rate of sanity lost per day, along with the terrible RP posts every 1-2 weeks.
fuckin v i b e
Death to NSG.
A nation based in the DOOM universe that was founded off of small communities of survivors during the Invasion of Earth, founded by none other than the fucking Doom Slayer himself.

braindead libertarian gloomer with an itch for C O N Q U E S T

Artsakh is Armenian, HHDI.

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Langenia
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Founded: Apr 22, 2020
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Postby Langenia » Thu Mar 04, 2021 2:22 pm

The Slayers Republic wrote:Maps been updated if anyone is remotely fucking interested.


Ooh, nice.
LANGENIA
Fatherland, Unity, and Valor
Overview|Armed Forces|LangenArPort| Incumbent President: Nicolas Furia
Langenia is an MT Latin American nation, the result of European powers not successfully colonizing the region but leaving their mark. We outpollo PolloHut.
Military oversight? Checks on executive powers? Nah.
Our foreign policy: a t t a c k. Also, war?

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Brettenwald
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Posts: 4808
Founded: May 03, 2019
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Brettenwald » Thu Mar 04, 2021 2:38 pm

Getting close to finishing Marco's retcon.
BRETTENWALD
Factbook completion will occur when hell freezes over and this nation is basically what happens at 3 AM when I overdose on Godspeed You! Black Emperor and Game of Thrones. Trans rights or you're getting kneecapped.
Center-right largely-absolute monarchy populated by the majority-pagan descendants of a mix of Vikings, Iron Age German rednecks and the odd shipwreck survivor coming into its own on the world stage during the final stages of a 32-year watershed moment under the watchful eye of an emperor who was never supposed to be one. Strict MT, current year though lore posts are generally asynchronous. Brettain is a catchall demonym, flag waifu by Polish Prussian Commonwealth, NS stats not canon.

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The Slayers Republic
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Founded: Oct 11, 2020
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Postby The Slayers Republic » Thu Mar 04, 2021 3:47 pm

Langenia wrote:
The Slayers Republic wrote:Maps been updated if anyone is remotely fucking interested.


Ooh, nice.

Thanks!
СМЕРТЬ
ТЕМ, КТО СТОЯТ НА ПУТИ СВОБОДЫ
БОГ С НАМИ В НАШЕЙ БОРЬБЕ ЗА СВОБОДУ
“Either Jake is becoming more irrelevant or abortion rates are going up.”- Diesel Patches
Random nobody with bad takes.
High rate of sanity lost per day, along with the terrible RP posts every 1-2 weeks.
fuckin v i b e
Death to NSG.
A nation based in the DOOM universe that was founded off of small communities of survivors during the Invasion of Earth, founded by none other than the fucking Doom Slayer himself.

braindead libertarian gloomer with an itch for C O N Q U E S T

Artsakh is Armenian, HHDI.

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Wuchu
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Posts: 463
Founded: Aug 11, 2020
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Postby Wuchu » Thu Mar 04, 2021 4:54 pm

Langenia wrote:
Socialist Macronesia wrote:
...yes.


Alrighty. Now I'm concerned about the proliferation of drugs in Socialist Macronesia.

[@Kotera wants to know your location]
documenting the experiment against nihilism.
crossroads up ahead

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