SoMac Christmas Fête [OOC, Closed]

[Main Nation Ministry]

Only if Jerald's there and we can ratchet up the sexual tension by bringing Marco and Khensu in. Actually, no, scratch that, Kiu and I are going to a bar instead of a restaurant, so maybe Jerald could go for a drink and get in a bar fight alongside them?

So basically, on Christmas Eve.
> Kevin, Zlata, Killer Robot get to enjoy dinner.
> Jerald, Marco, Khensu engage in some sexual tension at the bar.

[Kiu Ghesik]

Anyone want to join my characters at the restaurant, as Kevin loses his mind, before he is visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past in his sleep.

Only if Jerald's there and we can ratchet up the sexual tension by bringing Marco and Khensu in. Actually, no, scratch that, Kiu and I are going to a bar instead of a restaurant, so maybe Jerald could go for a drink and get in a bar fight alongside them?

Yeah, hope you didn't mind me implying that Marco was the one Khensu saw at the end of his bit. I can edit it out if you'd like.

Only if Jerald's there and we can ratchet up the sexual tension by bringing Marco and Khensu in. Actually, no, scratch that, Kiu and I are going to a bar instead of a restaurant, so maybe Jerald could go for a drink and get in a bar fight alongside them?

So basically, on Christmas Eve.
> Kevin, Zlata, Killer Robot get to enjoy dinner.
> Jerald, Marco, Khensu engage in some sexual tension at the bar.

And a bar fight, don't forget.

[Main Nation Ministry]

And a bar fight, don't forget.

Jerald will be fine...

[Brettenwald]

Only if Jerald's there and we can ratchet up the sexual tension by bringing Marco and Khensu in. Actually, no, scratch that, Kiu and I are going to a bar instead of a restaurant, so maybe Jerald could go for a drink and get in a bar fight alongside them?

Yeah, hope you didn't mind me implying that Marco was the one Khensu saw at the end of his bit. I can edit it out if you'd like.

So basically, on Christmas Eve.
> Kevin, Zlata, Killer Robot get to enjoy dinner.
> Jerald, Marco, Khensu engage in some sexual tension at the bar.

And a bar fight, don't forget.

No, that's fine, I'd planned that anyway. Who are we fighting and why?

[Kiu Ghesik]

No, that's fine, I'd planned that anyway. Who are we fighting and why?

I dunno, Drunk Terry?

[Brettenwald]

No, that's fine, I'd planned that anyway. Who are we fighting and why?

I dunno, Drunk Terry?

Drunk Terry?

[The Romanian Confederacy]

Sorry for the spam early in the morning, I haven't gotten apeshit in weeks.

[Kiu Ghesik]

I dunno, Drunk Terry?

Drunk Terry?

Drunk Terry.

[Langenia]

Drunk!Furia is now a thing, effective immediately now that I have posted.

[Socialist Macronesia]

That post will probably come tomorrow or the next day. While you all work on the bar fight posts, I've gonna get some retcon work done.

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

Drunk!Furia is now a thing, effective immediately now that I have posted.

EXCELLENT. Sadly, I can't post until Drunk!Diego swings from a chandelier.

[Langenia]

Drunk!Furia is now a thing, effective immediately now that I have posted.

EXCELLENT. Sadly, I can't post until Drunk!Diego swings from a chandelier.

_{What if Furia joined him up there?}

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

EXCELLENT. Sadly, I can't post until Drunk!Diego swings from a chandelier.

_{What if Furia joined him up there?}

_{Let's wait for Drunk!Diego to swing, and then we can see what happens--which, of course, involves poor Kthulu wrangling the three leaders.}

[Langenia]

_{What if Furia joined him up there?}

_{Let's wait for Drunk!Diego to swing, and then we can see what happens--which, of course, involves poor Kthulu wrangling the three leaders.}

_{No one outwrangles the Furia!}

[Socialist Macronesia]

This might have to be my favorite line in my new history factbook:

formally condemned Ross and his, in Vladimir Putin's words, "paramilitary shenanigans,"

[Brettenwald]

This might have to be my favorite line in my new history factbook:

formally condemned Ross and his, in Vladimir Putin's words, "paramilitary shenanigans,"

*spit take*

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

Putin has used the word "shenanigans?"

[Kiu Ghesik]

This might have to be my favorite line in my new history factbook:

formally condemned Ross and his, in Vladimir Putin's words, "paramilitary shenanigans,"

Based Putin?

*spit take*

Come on, the rol is out of the oven! Write post eat up so we can get to drunk shenanigans!

[Socialist Macronesia]

Putin has used the word "shenanigans?"

In Macronesian lore, canonically, yes. I don't think he's said it in real life.

[Kiu Ghesik]

Putin has used the word "shenanigans?"

In Macronesian lore, canonically, yes. I don't think he's said it in real life.

A quick Google search would seem to agree. However, the Crimean incident has been called "Putin's Ukrainian shenanigans" before.

[Brettenwald]

*spit take*

Come on, the rol is out of the oven! Write post eat up so we can get to drunk shenanigans!

*noms* Okay, expect a post some time tonight.

[The Romanian Confederacy]

In Macronesian lore, canonically, yes. I don't think he's said it in real life.

A quick Google search would seem to agree. However, the Crimean incident has been called "Putin's Ukrainian shenanigans" before.

Putin's a national bolshevik I'm my timeline.

Also, my house almost burned down because one of my cats pissed in a fucking outlet.

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

A quick Google search would seem to agree. However, the Crimean incident has been called "Putin's Ukrainian shenanigans" before.

Putin's a national bolshevik I'm my timeline.

Also, my house almost burned down because one of my cats pissed in a fucking outlet.

!?! Are you alright?

[The Romanian Confederacy]

Putin's a national bolshevik I'm my timeline.

Also, my house almost burned down because one of my cats pissed in a fucking outlet.

!?! Are you alright?

Yeah, were just scared shitless.


Also, beak boi is turning 700 on April 24th.
I call next RP after Valentine's Day

[Western Fardelshufflestein]

Yeesh. Sorry to hear that.