SoMac Christmas Fête [OOC, Closed]

[Brettenwald]

*bing*

Rol's ready.

NATE

commits homicide of the cinnamon rol

PART 2

[Socialist Macronesia]

NATE

commits homicide of the cinnamon rol

PART 2

no hE'S ON HIS HAPI JUICE-

Not yet. He's just sedated right now. But that can be changed by yanking out the IV from his arm.

[Kiu Ghesik]

no hE'S ON HIS HAPI JUICE-

Not yet. He's just sedated right now. But that can be changed by yanking out the IV from his arm.

please no sir, rol no want die

rol try to find hapi in life

[Socialist Macronesia]

Not yet. He's just sedated right now. But that can be changed by yanking out the IV from his arm.

please no sir, rol no want die

rol try to find hapi in life

_{wait... didn't you say the rol was gonna be trans?}

[Kiu Ghesik]

please no sir, rol no want die

rol try to find hapi in life

_{wait... didn't you say the rol was gonna be trans?}

^{I'm leaning towards it, why?}

[Brettenwald]

please no sir, rol no want die

rol try to find hapi in life

_{wait... didn't you say the rol was gonna be trans?}

_{which may or may not be my/Pawris' fault, depending on how you look at it}

[Socialist Macronesia]

_{wait... didn't you say the rol was gonna be trans?}

^{I'm leaning towards it, why?}

Just asking so I can know what pronouns to use in her obituary.

[Kiu Ghesik]

^{I'm leaning towards it, why?}

Just asking so I can know what pronouns to use in her obituary.

...oh.

[Brettenwald]

Somac, if you kill the rol I will personally hunt you for sport and mount your head in my den.

[Kiu Ghesik]

<sub>so um

unrelated but on a scale of one to ten how cursed is vancouver as the world's trade capital</sub>

[Socialist Macronesia]

Somac, if you kill the rol I will personally hunt you for sport and mount your head in my den.

I'll give you the bullets.

_{It might be time for divine intervention. And really, if Nate shoots the roll, they're both going to the principal's office.}

<sub>so um

unrelated but on a scale of one to ten how cursed is vancouver as the world's trade capital</sub>

based/10

[Brettenwald]

Somac, if you kill the rol I will personally hunt you for sport and mount your head in my den.

I'll give you the bullets.

_{It might be time for divine intervention. And really, if Nate shoots the roll, they're both going to the principal's office.}

Good to know the rol has God on hir side.

[Socialist Macronesia]

I'll give you the bullets.

_{It might be time for divine intervention. And really, if Nate shoots the roll, they're both going to the principal's office.}

Good to know the rol has God on hir side.

_{On the contrary. He's on Ross's side right now, and... Nate is probably farther on Ross's side than Vashadri is.}

[Brettenwald]

Good to know the rol has God on hir side.

_{On the contrary. He's on Ross's side right now, and... Nate is probably farther on Ross's side than Vashadri is.}

Look, is it really too much to ask for the rol not to develop a terminal case of death?

[Socialist Macronesia]

_{On the contrary. He's on Ross's side right now, and... Nate is probably farther on Ross's side than Vashadri is.}

Look, is it really too much to ask for the rol not to develop a terminal case of death?

_{Frankly, I was prepared to take her out back when she wanted to get shot in the face.}

Can someone here give me/a delusional Nate a reason not to kill Vashadri right now?

[Kiu Ghesik]

Good to know the rol has God on hir side.

_{On the contrary. He's on Ross's side right now, and... Nate is probably farther on Ross's side than Vashadri is.}

_{moderately related but i do intend for catyu to keep the name if not the gender solely because i think of the character as "patyu" and i kind of need to keep that connection intact, thanks}

Look, is it really too much to ask for the rol not to develop a terminal case of death?

_{Frankly, I was prepared to take her out back when she wanted to get shot in the face.}

Can someone here give me/a delusional Nate a reason not to kill Vashadri right now?

He's asleep?

[Socialist Macronesia]

_{On the contrary. He's on Ross's side right now, and... Nate is probably farther on Ross's side than Vashadri is.}

_{moderately related but i do intend for catyu to keep the name if not the gender solely because i think of the character as "patyu" and i kind of need to keep that connection intact, thanks}

_{Frankly, I was prepared to take her out back when she wanted to get shot in the face.}

Can someone here give me/a delusional Nate a reason not to kill Vashadri right now?

He's asleep?

That can be changed with the pluck of an IV.

[Kiu Ghesik]

That can be changed with the pluck of an IV.

_{Okay, um... the rol doesn't want to die anymore, and is probably going to give Nate a hug when Nate wakes up, and thus is too whol to kill?}

[Socialist Macronesia]

That can be changed with the pluck of an IV.

_{Okay, um... the rol doesn't want to die anymore, and is probably going to give Nate a hug when Nate wakes up, and thus is too whol to kill?}

Probably?

[Kiu Ghesik]

_{Okay, um... the rol doesn't want to die anymore, and is probably going to give Nate a hug when Nate wakes up, and thus is too whol to kill?}

Probably?

Well, if Nate wakes up while the rol is sleeping, then no.

[Brettenwald]

_{moderately related but i do intend for catyu to keep the name if not the gender solely because i think of the character as "patyu" and i kind of need to keep that connection intact, thanks}


He's asleep?

That can be changed with the pluck of an IV.

She's too cute to die!

[Main Nation Ministry]

Anyone want to join my characters at the restaurant, as Kevin loses his mind, before he is visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past in his sleep.

[Imperial-Octavia]

Anyone want to join my characters at the restaurant, as Kevin loses his mind, before he is visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past in his sleep.

Jane doesn't really have anything better to do, so why not

[Main Nation Ministry]

Anyone want to join my characters at the restaurant, as Kevin loses his mind, before he is visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past in his sleep.

Jane doesn't really have anything better to do, so why not

> When you're a murderous robot who hangs out with some journalists, where one of them starts to freak the hell out.

[Brettenwald]

Anyone want to join my characters at the restaurant, as Kevin loses his mind, before he is visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past in his sleep.

Only if Jerald's there and we can ratchet up the sexual tension by bringing Marco and Khensu in. Actually, no, scratch that, Kiu and I are going to a bar instead of a restaurant, so maybe Jerald could go for a drink and get in a bar fight alongside them?