Club Team Melta
"You gotta be kiddin' me, man," a long-haired man with a three-day-old length of scraggly beard, droopy eyes, a vaguely greasy overall feeling and an aura of patchouli about him, "Ricco's working for The Man, man! Siddown, dude, we can fire up some absofuckinglutely fantastic shit from Venus I got over at the Quick Stop. Well, not in the Quick Stop, 'cuz that stuff's taxed to the nines by The Man and it's all processed and shit, naw, some individual entrepreneurs just outside the Quick Stop with some all-natural insanity leaf, I'm tellin' you... what the fuck am I talkin' about, man? Siddown and let's fishbowl the place!"
Perhaps unsurprisingly, the members of TEAM MELTA scattered throughout the club room don't appear overly concerned at being raided. It is, quite possibly, a common occurrence. One man bearing a MELTA JACKET, leaning back dangerously in a reclining overstuffed chair modified to become a bar stool with his feet up on said bar, a cigar in one hand, and a magazine of ill repute in the other, doesn't bother to break eye contact with the breast-bearers depicted on the pages of the same. "So, officers, what appears to be the trouble?"