The WF Halloween Shindig [OOC; Closed For Now]

[Kiu Ghesik]

Uh... Bretten has a pretty predatory relationship planned, at least in my eyes. The first thing Paris thinks about when s/he sees Vashadri is what she'd look like with her clothes off.

You do you, Kiu.

Yes. But Catyu doesn't know that. She just sees the frenly tol girl who bought her a cinnamon roll and made her look fancy, solely, Catyu thinks, out of the goodness of her heart. The rol is not at all keyed in to Paris' inner dialogue. She might figure it out later, but at the moment she's got no clue.

[Socialist Macronesia]

Uh... Bretten has a pretty predatory relationship planned, at least in my eyes. The first thing Paris thinks about when s/he sees Vashadri is what she'd look like with her clothes off.

You do you, Kiu.

Yes. But Catyu doesn't know that. She just sees the frenly tol girl who bought her a cinnamon roll and made her look fancy, solely, Catyu thinks, out of the goodness of her heart. The rol is not at all keyed in to Paris' inner dialogue. She might figure it out later, but at the moment she's got no clue.

Yeah but-- THE SOCK, AURELIA.

[Azur Deutschland]

Yes. But Catyu doesn't know that. She just sees the frenly tol girl who bought her a cinnamon roll and made her look fancy, solely, Catyu thinks, out of the goodness of her heart. The rol is not at all keyed in to Paris' inner dialogue. She might figure it out later, but at the moment she's got no clue.

Yeah but-- THE SOCK, AURELIA.

S O C K

[Main Nation Ministry]

Get that sock of their mouth! They can't breathe!

[Socialist Macronesia]

Get that sock of their mouth! They can't breathe!

That's of no consequence to me. Besides, they have a nose, you know.

[Kiu Ghesik]

Get that sock of their mouth! They can't breathe!

That's of no consequence to me. Besides, they have a nose, you know.

Reports of my death were greatlyOH GOD HE HAS A W-

[Socialist Macronesia]

That's of no consequence to me. Besides, they have a nose, you know.

Reports of my death were greatlyOH GOD HE HAS A W-

Write faster, tovarishch; lest I break out the leash.

[Brettenwald]

Uh... Bretten has a pretty predatory relationship planned, at least in my eyes. The first thing Paris thinks about when s/he sees Vashadri is what she'd look like with her clothes off.

You do you, Kiu.

Yes. But Catyu doesn't know that. She just sees the frenly tol girl who bought her a cinnamon roll and made her look fancy, solely, Catyu thinks, out of the goodness of her heart. The rol is not at all keyed in to Paris' inner dialogue. She might figure it out later, but at the moment she's got no clue.

To be fair, Paris actually does genuinely like Catyu. The possibility of [REDACTED] is merely a bonus, plus even if it were only about the [REDACTED] the catgirl ray has done . . . things to her. Straight!Human!Male!Paris is not this horny and is in fact happily in a healthy relationship. _{this is your faultSoMac, you're making everyone else horny}

[Socialist Macronesia]

Yes. But Catyu doesn't know that. She just sees the frenly tol girl who bought her a cinnamon roll and made her look fancy, solely, Catyu thinks, out of the goodness of her heart. The rol is not at all keyed in to Paris' inner dialogue. She might figure it out later, but at the moment she's got no clue.

To be fair, Paris actually does genuinely like Catyu. The possibility of [REDACTED] is merely a bonus, plus even if it were only about the [REDACTED] the catgirl ray has done . . . things to her. Straight!Human!Male!Paris is not this horny and is in fact happily in a healthy relationship. _{this is your faultSoMac, you're making everyone else horny}

the way you said that reminds me of this

like is there a unit of measurement for horny-ness?

[Kiu Ghesik]

To be fair, Paris actually does genuinely like Catyu. The possibility of [REDACTED] is merely a bonus, plus even if it were only about the [REDACTED] the catgirl ray has done . . . things to her. Straight!Human!Male!Paris is not this horny and is in fact happily in a healthy relationship. _{this is your faultSoMac, you're making everyone else horny}

the way you said that reminds me of this

like is there a unit of measurement for horny-ness?

Somacs, abbreviated Scs. It is a vector quantity.

[Main Nation Ministry]

the way you said that reminds me of this

like is there a unit of measurement for horny-ness?

I thought I was the horniest person here?

Also, get writting Kiu! Don't make me use the whip.

[Socialist Macronesia]

the way you said that reminds me of this

like is there a unit of measurement for horny-ness?

Somacs, abbreviated Scs. It is a vector quantity.

Can you add prefixes to make it better or worse?

[Kiu Ghesik]

Somacs, abbreviated Scs. It is a vector quantity.

Can you add prefixes to make it better or worse?

Of course. Though as it's a vector quantity negative horniness can be expressed. An example:

Charlie > > 4.7 kScs.
Ross > > 885 Scs.
Paris > > 753 Scs.
Jessica > > 481 Scs.
Ari > > 242 Scs.
Nate > > 208 Scs.
Catyu > > 7 mScs.

Alastair > > -441 GScs.

[Main Nation Ministry]

Of course. Though as it's a vector quantity negative horniness can be expressed. An example:

Charlie > > 4.7 kScs.
Ross > > 885 Scs.
Paris > > 753 Scs.
Jessica > > 481 Scs.
Ari > > 242 Scs.
Nate > > 208 Scs.
Catyu > > 7 mScs.

Alastair > > -441 GScs.

> When you're a wholesome kind succubus who is more horny than your girlfriend.

[Kiu Ghesik]

Of course. Though as it's a vector quantity negative horniness can be expressed. An example:

Charlie > > 4.7 kScs.
Ross > > 885 Scs.
Paris > > 753 Scs.
Jessica > > 481 Scs.
Ari > > 242 Scs.
Nate > > 208 Scs.
Catyu > > 7 mScs.

Alastair > > -441 GScs.

> When you're a wholesome kind succubus who is more horny than your girlfriend.

It's the noun in that description that's more important than either of the adjectives.

[Socialist Macronesia]

Can you add prefixes to make it better or worse?

Of course. Though as it's a vector quantity negative horniness can be expressed. An example:

Charlie > > 4.7 kScs.
Ross > > 885 Scs.
Paris > > 753 Scs.
Jessica > > 481 Scs.
Ari > > 242 Scs.
Nate > > 208 Scs.
Catyu > > 7 mScs.

Alastair > > -441 GScs.

Non-wholesome cat!Ross > > 27.89 YScs
Somac's user when they see someone wearing a sweater > > undefined

[Voxija]

Of course. Though as it's a vector quantity negative horniness can be expressed. An example:

Charlie > > 4.7 kScs.
Ross > > 885 Scs.
Paris > > 753 Scs.
Jessica > > 481 Scs.
Ari > > 242 Scs.
Nate > > 208 Scs.
Catyu > > 7 mScs.

Alastair > > -441 GScs.

Non-wholesome cat!Ross > > 27.89 YScs
Somac's user when they see someone wearing a sweater > > undefined

You do know yocto- is the smallest SI prefix, right?

Etor > > 158 Scs.
Tori > > 670 Scs.

[Kiu Ghesik]

Non-wholesome cat!Ross > > 27.89 YScs
Somac's user when they see someone wearing a sweater > > undefined

You do know yocto- is the smallest SI prefix, right?

Etor > > 158 Scs.
Tori > > 670 Scs.

Yotta, not yocto. And I revise my earlier statement, Catyu's probably something like 5 or 6 Somacs.

[Main Nation Ministry]

Yotta, not yocto. And I revise my earlier statement, Catyu's probably something like 5 or 6 Somacs.

So who's still the horniest?

[Brettenwald]

You do know yocto- is the smallest SI prefix, right?

Etor > > 158 Scs.
Tori > > 670 Scs.

Yotta, not yocto. And I revise my earlier statement, Catyu's probably something like 5 or 6 Somacs.

Yotta, not yocto. And I revise my earlier statement, Catyu's probably something like 5 or 6 Somacs.

So who's still the horniest?

Paris Ross, naturally.

[Socialist Macronesia]

No no no. You've got the measurements wrong. One Somac is the about the level of hornieness accumulated via one solid RP with myself. Now, some people here have been exposed closer to the source of the hornieness than others. For example, Ari maxed the charts for a few hours in this RP, while Alastair, being unable to acknowledge Ross's presence at all in this RP, only hit his high of half a Somac during the Chairwoman's gala, after he drunkenly partied with Ross and Kobayashi.

Your level of hornieness will be lowered after any of the following

1. writing wholesome posts with all affected characters
2. taking potassium iodine tablets
3. The source of the hornieness weakening

[Kiu Ghesik]

No no no. You've got the measurements wrong. One Somac is the about the level of hornieness accumulated via one solid RP with myself. Now, some people here have been exposed closer to the source of the hornieness than others. For example, Ari maxed the charts for a few hours in this RP, while Alastair, being unable to acknowledge Ross's presence at all in this RP, only hit his high of half a Somac during the Chairwoman's gala, after he drunkenly partied with Ross and Kobayashi.

Your level of hornieness will be lowered after any of the following

1. writing wholesome posts with all affected characters
2. taking potassium iodine tablets
3. The source of the hornieness weakening

Ari's getting back up there again with the latest post.

Catyu, however, remains ver, ver low on the chart, though Paris is steadily increasing the count she measures on a dosimeter.

[Main Nation Ministry]

No no no. You've got the measurements wrong. One Somac is the about the level of hornieness accumulated via one solid RP with myself. Now, some people here have been exposed closer to the source of the hornieness than others. For example, Ari maxed the charts for a few hours in this RP, while Alastair, being unable to acknowledge Ross's presence at all in this RP, only hit his high of half a Somac during the Chairwoman's gala, after he drunkenly partied with Ross and Kobayashi.

Your level of hornieness will be lowered after any of the following

1. writing wholesome posts with all affected characters
2. taking potassium iodine tablets
3. The source of the hornieness weakening

Are you challenging me?

[Socialist Macronesia]

No no no. You've got the measurements wrong. One Somac is the about the level of hornieness accumulated via one solid RP with myself. Now, some people here have been exposed closer to the source of the hornieness than others. For example, Ari maxed the charts for a few hours in this RP, while Alastair, being unable to acknowledge Ross's presence at all in this RP, only hit his high of half a Somac during the Chairwoman's gala, after he drunkenly partied with Ross and Kobayashi.

Your level of hornieness will be lowered after any of the following

1. writing wholesome posts with all affected characters
2. taking potassium iodine tablets
3. The source of the hornieness weakening

Ari's getting back up there again with the latest post.

Catyu, however, remains ver, ver low on the chart, though Paris is steadily increasing the count she measures on a dosimeter.

Anything lower than a single SoMac is virtually undetectable by average technology. Luckily, we've developted the Low-Dose Somac Scanner, Indicator and Detector (otherwise known as the LDSSID), which is effective down to a single nanosomac.

[Brettenwald]

No no no. You've got the measurements wrong. One Somac is the about the level of hornieness accumulated via one solid RP with myself. Now, some people here have been exposed closer to the source of the hornieness than others. For example, Ari maxed the charts for a few hours in this RP, while Alastair, being unable to acknowledge Ross's presence at all in this RP, only hit his high of half a Somac during the Chairwoman's gala, after he drunkenly partied with Ross and Kobayashi.

Your level of hornieness will be lowered after any of the following

1. writing wholesome posts with all affected characters
2. taking potassium iodine tablets
3. The source of the hornieness weakening

Ari's getting back up there again with the latest post.

Catyu, however, remains ver, ver low on the chart, though Paris is steadily increasing the count she measures on a dosimeter.

I'm trying, damn it.