The WF Halloween Shindig [OOC; Closed For Now]

[Brettenwald]

If Ari does try to do that during Valentine's Day, I will make sure that Charlie will talk her out of committing suicide.

Nate would try to talk her out of it. Ross would start singing Jumper.

I WISH YOU WOULD STEP BACK FROM THAT LEDGE MY FRIEND

[Main Nation Ministry]

That sign won't stop me, because I can't read- wait, no, you're speaking to me.

...

But I want to be immortal, wah!

Charlie: Ari, please read this..

[Socialist Macronesia]

"NO, DON'T DO IT! YOU DON'T WANT THIS!"

"YES I DO! I NEED THE +3 TO STRENGTH! MY RELIGION IS COOL WITH IT, WE'VE ESTABLISHED THIS! AND BESIDES, IF I COME BACK AS A SUCCUBUS ROSS WILL PROBABLY BE INTO IT!"

Charlie: *immediately saves Ari, but goes to the talk*

Ari: "You moron! I didn't kill myself to be a demon! I didn't ask for being this! No one wanted to be a demon when they died! If you end up back at your nation, there is the chance that the religion will reject you, where you can't meet your cloud god! There's even the chance that you're not going to be a succubus by killing yourself!"

If she dies in SoMac she's gonna be judged by Ross's pal God. Which means she's probably gonna end up being... I don't think I want to know what Ross's personal heaven would be, but she would be in it.

[Main Nation Ministry]

If she dies in SoMac she's gonna be judged by Ross's pal God. Which means she's probably gonna end up being... I don't think I want to know what Ross's personal heaven would be, but she would be in it.

Made a typo by adding Ari's name instead of Charlie. kek, sorry.

[Kiu Ghesik]

Charlie: *immediately saves Ari, but goes to the talk*

Charlie, still: "You moron! I didn't kill myself to be a demon! I didn't ask for being this! No one wanted to be a demon when they died! If you end up back at your nation, there is the chance that the religion will reject you, where you can't meet your cloud god! There's even the chance that you're not going to be a succubus by killing yourself!"

If she dies in SoMac she's gonna be judged by Ross's pal God. Which means she's probably gonna end up being... I don't think I want to know what Ross's personal heaven would be, but she would be in it.

Note to self: Have Ari die in Somac, because if she dies back home there ain't no afterlife for her.

And God has sick BBQs.

Charlie: Ari, please read this..

See above. Knowing that there's a way to live forever when the alternative is literally having your soul scattered to the four winds overrides that.

[Socialist Macronesia]

If she dies in SoMac she's gonna be judged by Ross's pal God. Which means she's probably gonna end up being... I don't think I want to know what Ross's personal heaven would be, but she would be in it.

Note to self: Have Ari die in Somac, because if she dies back home there ain't no afterlife for her.

And God has sick BBQs.

Charlie: Ari, please read this..

See above. Knowing that there's a way to live forever when the alternative is literally having your soul scattered to the four winds overrides that.

I bet God has a sick Berghi-themed shooting/stabbing range somewhere.

[Free Ravensburg]

Note to self: Have Ari die in Somac, because if she dies back home there ain't no afterlife for her.

And God has sick BBQs.


See above. Knowing that there's a way to live forever when the alternative is literally having your soul scattered to the four winds overrides that.

I bet God has a sick Berghi-themed shooting/stabbing range somewhere.

What about a stabbing Amadeus parlor?

[Main Nation Ministry]

See above. Knowing that there's a way to live forever when the alternative is literally having your soul scattered to the four winds overrides that.

Ari: Thank you god for not punishing me for killing myself, so I can go to Heaven to have an awesome BBQ!
God: Uhhh, sorry. Ms. Ari. Suicide is a sin.
Ari: Oh come on! I tried hard to kill myself!
God: Well, there's always better luck next time, but we don't follow Buddhism, so... I think there's still good BBQs at Hell.

*trapdoor happens*

Ari: FUUUUUUU-

[Kiu Ghesik]

See above. Knowing that there's a way to live forever when the alternative is literally having your soul scattered to the four winds overrides that.

Ari: Thank you god for not punishing me for killing myself, so I can go to Heaven to have an awesome BBQ!
God: Uhhh, sorry. Ms. Ari. Suicide is a sin.
Ari: Oh come on! I tried hard to kill myself!
God: Well, there's always better luck next time, but we don't follow Buddhism, so... I think there's still good BBQs at Hell.

*trapdoor happens*

Ari: FUUUUUUU-

Turns out Ross just wanted to turn his gf into a succubus all along

[Main Nation Ministry]

Turns out Ross just wanted to turn his gf into a succubus all along

SoMac Hell: Sorry, no portal to head back to the surface world.
Ari: FUUUU

[Socialist Macronesia]

See above. Knowing that there's a way to live forever when the alternative is literally having your soul scattered to the four winds overrides that.

Ari: Thank you god for not punishing me for killing myself, so I can go to Heaven to have an awesome BBQ!
God: Uhhh, sorry. Ms. Ari. Suicide is a sin.
Ari: Oh come on! I tried hard to kill myself!
God: Well, there's always better luck next time, but we don't follow Buddhism, so... I think there's still good BBQs at Hell.

*trapdoor happens*

Ari: FUUUUUUU-

Except it's more like:

God: *sighs* "Oh, you're Ross's woman? Nice to see he's been trying to settle down. Here's your complimentary smoked salmon bagel. Ross is waiting for you in the penthouse, where he has an evening planned of shooting Berghi soldiers with an AGL, getting piss drunk, and [REDACTED] illegal in 49 states."

[Main Nation Ministry]

Except it's more like:

God: *sighs* "Oh, you're Ross's woman? Nice to see he's been trying to settle down. Here's your complimentary smoked salmon bagel. Ross is waiting for you in the penthouse, where he has an evening planned of shooting Berghi soldiers with an AGL, getting piss drunk, and [REDACTED] illegal in 49 states."

What would SoMac God do if they meet the Leader?

SoMac God: Hmm, let's see you're-
Leader: Screw you!
SoMac God: Chill-
Leader: Why did you put my wife in hell!?
SoMac God: ...what?

[Kiu Ghesik]

Except it's more like:

God: *sighs* "Oh, you're Ross's woman? Nice to see he's been trying to settle down. Here's your complimentary smoked salmon bagel. Ross is waiting for you in the penthouse, where he has an evening planned of shooting Berghi soldiers with an AGL, getting piss drunk, and [REDACTED] illegal in 49 states."

Nice to see Ari's got the ear of a rather important fellow indeed. Now all she's got to do is justify dying in Somac to her own people.

[Kiu Ghesik]

Working on a post. So... yeah, gonna harass Somac about getting three posts for his none the next time he comes online.

[Main Nation Ministry]

Working on a post. So... yeah, gonna harass Somac about getting three posts for his none the next time he comes online.

Waiting on a reply from Pere, also.

[Socialist Macronesia]

Working on a post. So... yeah, gonna harass Somac about getting three posts for his none the next time he comes online.

Yeah, but I was busy doing productive stuff.

[Kiu Ghesik]

Working on a post. So... yeah, gonna harass Somac about getting three posts for his none the next time he comes online.

Yeah, but I was busy doing productive stuff.

"It's not possible!"

"No, it's necessary,"

-Ross, to Ari, on the subject of giving the latter a tomboy haircut

[Socialist Macronesia]

Yeah, but I was busy doing productive stuff.

"It's not possible!"

"No, it's necessary,"

-Ross, to Ari, on the subject of giving the latter a tomboy haircut

It's both possible and necessary. And what can I even write in a post? There's nothing left to do for Ross and the boys.

[Kiu Ghesik]

"It's not possible!"

"No, it's necessary,"

-Ross, to Ari, on the subject of giving the latter a tomboy haircut

It's both possible and necessary. And what can I even write in a post? There's nothing left to do for Ross and the boys.

Go to airport. Sit about.

_{Ross and Nate are then alone in a box while both their clothes are covered in horny-gas residue.}

[Socialist Macronesia]

It's both possible and necessary. And what can I even write in a post? There's nothing left to do for Ross and the boys.

Go to airport. Sit about.

_{Ross and Nate are then alone in a box while both their clothes are covered in horny-gas residue.}

They have masks. Nate shall stay lonely.

[Kiu Ghesik]

Go to airport. Sit about.

_{Ross and Nate are then alone in a box while both their clothes are covered in horny-gas residue.}

They have masks. Nate shall stay lonely.

Oof. Have him lament his loneliness or something, then.

[Free Ravensburg]

Change of plans, e g g will hatch, but she will just be a normal raven (that talks). Also, bringing Ravenia to the Christmas party

[Romextly]

Change of plans, e g g will hatch, but she will just be a normal raven (that talks). Also, bringing Ravenia to the Christmas party

YESSS@@!!@!@!@!@!@!@@@!@!!!@@!@

[Free Ravensburg]

Change of plans, e g g will hatch, but she will just be a normal raven (that talks). Also, bringing Ravenia to the Christmas party

YESSS@@!!@!@!@!@!@!@@@!@!!!@@!@

E g g will hatch at the party

[Socialist Macronesia]

Change of plans, e g g will hatch, but she will just be a normal raven (that talks). Also, bringing Ravenia to the Christmas party

YESSS@@!!@!@!@!@!@!@@@!@!!!@@!@

E g g will hatch at the party

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