Socialist Macronesia wrote:Yes, this is a real application, not a joke.
Official Name of Country: Socialist Macronesia
Delegate Name: JOHN ROSS HIMSELF
Delegate Title: President, Superstar Class of Swordplay and Cycling, Maker of Humorous Murder Mysteries, Guy Who Has Killed Far Too Many
Total Staff: 3. One staff member, one guard, and one man to carry out Ross after he gets drunk and accidentally cusses out members of the LGBTQ+ community.
Method of Arrival:That space train from BTTF 3
Please note that all spacecraft must arrive through Shinkai Spaceport, as Chu'o Tokai Spaceport is currently under renovation.
Arrival Time: 6:00 AM
Wishes to Meet Chairwoman Oomiya [Y]
Magical Abilities What's magic?
Note that all fire, time-shaping, and space-shaping magic is prohibited within city boundaries for safety reasons
Special Requests Ross would like permission to show the F7 Movies to everyone.
Note: The Ministry of Foreign Affairs reminds all nations that foreigners, even security personnel, can only carry nonlethal weapons within our Federation's borders. Furthermore, all weapons are strictly forbidden within the boundaries of the Chairwoman's Residence. All foreigners must enter and exit the Chairwoman's Residence through the east side, by the [i]Gate of Daybreak. Foreigners are not permitted within the inner gates of the Chairwoman's Residence. [/i]
Pledge to Abide the Guidelines Written Above [Y]
Entry (Parfait or Pudding):NS Pudding
Type: pudding
Ingredients: Take 3 oz of yogurt, set it on fire. Sugar. Mix the ingredients together. Add rocks, sharp glass, and dirt. Mix well, dashing political commentary nobody cares about. Add a terrible sense of humor, combined with a dash of genuinely funny material. Heat to 3000 degrees, make into a gun shape. Shatter, remelt, add vanilla and another oz of milk. Dump in nostalgia, however much you would like is up to you. Set on fire again. Add Alastair. Serve cold.
Notes:Please do not consume this.
サンヒョク社会主義連邦外務省
Statement from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs:
We have received your response to attend the birthday gala of the Chairwoman Oomiya, and it has been approved by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Office of the Chairwoman. We remind you again that all spacecraft must arrive through Shinkai Spaceport, as Chu'o Tokai Spaceport is currently under renovation. Your request to show "F7 Movies" is under consideration.
Your entry into the pudding contest has been rejected. Please remove the hazardous ingredients and try again.
We wish you safe travels, and look forward to your attendance.
Yours truly,
Sato Hitomi 佐藤ひとみ
Ministry of Foreign Affairs