THE IMPERIAL PRESS
Alleged Serial Pranking Between Nation’s Armies Results In One Man Shot, Top General’s Underpants Stolen
Multiple sources within the Kospian military claim that the latest in a series of pranks between their nation’s army and that of Aarla went wrong last night, leaving one Aarlan soldier in Kospian custody with non life-threatening injuries. It is alleged that around 1:40 AM last night, a task force of seven Aarlan soldiers infiltrated the home of Kospian Major General Harold Hansen and raided the general’s underwear drawer. Reports say that one member of the task force was shot by the general’s home security as they attempted to flee the scene of the raid. The other Aarlan soldiers are said to have then abandoned their comrade and escaped in a military van disguised as an ice cream truck with the general’s underpants.
When asked to comment on the situation, Aarlan General Niles insisted that there was never any pranking between his unit and General Hansen’s, but added that if there was, it definitely would have been Hansen’s fault.
This was contradicted by several sources in Aarla’s Imperial Army, claiming that serial pranking between personnel under the command of Niles and Hansen was started by Aarla itself. Allegedly, when Aarla lost a war games exercise against Kosp late last year, some men from Nile’s unit painted Hansen’s personal vehicle bright pink. Hansen’s unit is said to have then retaliated by placing stink badgers in Aarla’s barracks. Currently there is no word on whether talks to return the captured Aarlan soldier or the general’s underpants are underway.