Royal Sharifistani College of Dodging (IC)

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

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The Royal Sharifistani College of Dodging is a military-oriented institute of further and higher education teaching Dodging,classics, Ancient Greek, Latin, Literature, religious studies, classical Arabic, a range of martial arts,PE,history, business studies, mathematics, politics, a range of languages and a range of sciences.
Participation in the Officer Training Corps is also mandatory.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing arrives.

[The Cult of Cthullu]

A professor claiming to be an expert on "the history of occultism" arrives at the university, asking for a position.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing arrives.

"Salaam" says Ahmed Ali Khan ,a Captain in the Officer Training Corps and the same age as him.
He is wearing an Officer Training Corps uniform and seems suspicious (though polite).
Some of the women find him attractive but as this is Sharifistan (and most Sharifistani women know how to behave) they do not show this in any way.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing arrives.

"Salaam" says Ahmed Ali Khan ,a Captain in the Officer Training Corps and the same age as him.
He is wearing an Officer Training Corps uniform and seems suspicious (though polite).
Some of the women find him attractive but as this is Sharifistan (and most Sharifistani women know how to behave) they do not show this in any way.

"Salami," replies Ashtreeclearing.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

"Salaam" says Ahmed Ali Khan ,a Captain in the Officer Training Corps and the same age as him.
He is wearing an Officer Training Corps uniform and seems suspicious (though polite).
Some of the women find him attractive but as this is Sharifistan (and most Sharifistani women know how to behave) they do not show this in any way.

"Salami," replies Ashtreeclearing.

"I am Ahmed Ali Khan" says the OTC Captain, chuckling, "how are you?"

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

"Salami," replies Ashtreeclearing.

"I am Ahmed Ali Khan" says the OTC Captain, chuckling, "how are you?"

"I am Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing and I am well."

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

"I am Ahmed Ali Khan" says the OTC Captain, chuckling, "how are you?"

"I am Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing and I am well."

"Cool, so what do you want to do as a career when you graduate? I want to be an officer in Army Intelligence", continued Ahmed Ali Khan.
Meanwhile some female students were looking at him then looking away and blushing.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

"I am Wealthprotection Ashtreeclearing and I am well."

"Cool, so what do you want to do as a career when you graduate? I want to be an officer in Army Intelligence", continued Ahmed Ali Khan.
Meanwhile some female students were looking at him then looking away and blushing.

"I want to be the national executioner."

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

"Cool, so what do you want to do as a career when you graduate? I want to be an officer in Army Intelligence", continued Ahmed Ali Khan.
Meanwhile some female students were looking at him then looking away and blushing.

"I want to be the national executioner."

"Well that's very important, the justice system. Do they get paid more than other jobs in that sector: lawyers, police, judges etc.?" he said,
"what's your opinion on the Munkcestrian slave system and the abuses perpetuated against slaves?" he continued.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

"I want to be the national executioner."

"Well that's very important, the justice system. Do they get paid more than other jobs in that sector: lawyers, police, judges etc.?" he said,
"what's your opinion on the Munkcestrian slave system and the abuses perpetuated against slaves?" he continued.

"I think it's pretty based," he said.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

"Well that's very important, the justice system. Do they get paid more than other jobs in that sector: lawyers, police, judges etc.?" he said,
"what's your opinion on the Munkcestrian slave system and the abuses perpetuated against slaves?" he continued.

"I think it's pretty based," he said.

"you mean the death penalty, right? Not the slavery system"
said Ahmed Ali Khan

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

"I think it's pretty based," he said.

"you mean the death penalty, right? Not the slavery system"
said Ahmed Ali Khan

"Both," he said.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

"you mean the death penalty, right? Not the slavery system"
said Ahmed Ali Khan

"Both," he said.

Ahmed Ali Khan walked away,
"bastard" he muttered.
Meanwhile the women who heard had all turned against him due to his misogyny.
OOC: check the OOC thread.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

"you mean the death penalty, right? Not the slavery system"
said Ahmed Ali Khan

"Both," he said.

A man in an Army Intelligence uniform walks into the college.
"Ashtreeclearing, please come with me" he says.
He is flanked by infantry soldiers on each side.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

He comes with him.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

He comes with him.

"Please tell me your name, rank and identification number. " says the Intelligence officer at the Madinat Al-Islam Gentleman Officers' Prisoner of War Camp, where he is being held.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

He comes with him.

"Please tell me your name, rank and identification number. " says the Intelligence officer at the Madinat Al-Islam Gentleman Officers' Prisoner of War Camp, where he is being held.

He tells him.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

"Please tell me your name, rank and identification number. " says the Intelligence officer at the Madinat Al-Islam Gentleman Officers' Prisoner of War Camp, where he is being held.

He tells him.

OOC:
What is his rank?

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

An announcement is made on the school loudspeakers:
The school is temporarily closed due to the threat of espionage.

[Munkcestrian RepubIic]

He tells him.

OOC:
What is his rank?

OOC: Student.

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

OOC:
What is his rank?

OOC: Student.

Ok.
He is given the officer cadet menu (he's a student in an intelligence organisation so I presume you mean what Sharifistan calls officer cadets).
The Private delivering the menu to him says "my commanding officer wants me to ask: What is your opinion on the phrase 'old enough to fight, old enough to vote'?"
Officer cadet menu

starters
figs and almonds
figs and walnuts
avocado and toast
Dinner
portobello mushroom risotto
lamb kebab with mint sauce and falafels
venison burger with goats cheese
vegan burger with hummus
desert
dates and honey
Kunafa
Baklava with pistachios
Baklava with almonds
Baklava with almonds and pistachios
Dates with walnuts and honey

[Champagne Socialist Sharifistan]

"My commanding officer also wants to ask you a few optional questions, cooperation will probably lead to early release."
the soldier continued.