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Great Adelaide
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Posts: 26
Founded: May 04, 2020
Ex-Nation

Contest!

Postby Great Adelaide » Thu May 28, 2020 6:17 am

Here is the contest: You have to fill this blank.
Apple finnaly announces its NEW product: the i_____!
It's up to you.

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Middle Barael
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 179
Founded: Apr 24, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Middle Barael » Thu May 28, 2020 6:19 am

Apple finnaly announces its NEW product: the iDon'tKnowWhatAppleJustFinished!
Pro: Environmentalism, fighting climate change, social democracy, police reform, LGBTQ rights, abortions, separation of church and state, democracy, assault weapon ban, proportional representation, multi-party states, Two-State Solution, Israel AND Palestine, pacifism, immigration, Anti-Racism, Jacinda Ardern-type Politics, NHS-type Healthcare, culture, science, UN

Anti: Environmental destruction, fossil fuels, Trump, Laissez-faire economy, communism, far-right, homophobia, “Pro-Life”, dictatorships, one/two-party systems, guns, Netanyahu, Israeli settlements/annexation, Hamas, Hezbollah, Jihadist terrorists, war, racism, anti-immigration, nationalism, fascism,
A 15.4285714 civilization, according to this form

Political Compass:
Economic: -3.88
Social: -4.46

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Old Zealand Founder
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 119
Founded: Mar 03, 2020
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Old Zealand Founder » Thu May 28, 2020 6:19 am

iWant 2: Become a successful person with this new product

Nobody knows where the iWant 1 is...
JUCHE GANG

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Great Adelaide
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: May 04, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Adelaide » Thu May 28, 2020 6:20 am

Middle Barael wrote:Apple finnaly announces its NEW product: the iDon'tKnowWhatAppleJustFinished!

good one but not good enough

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Great Adelaide
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: May 04, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Adelaide » Thu May 28, 2020 6:20 am

Old Zealand Founder wrote:iWant 2: Become a successful person with this new product

Nobody knows where the iWant 1 is...

Not so good though.

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Greenwichian Arcadia
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Posts: 85
Founded: Aug 11, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Greenwichian Arcadia » Thu May 28, 2020 6:21 am

Too clickbaity a title you've chosen... Anyway, I'll roll in with the new product with a notoriously cumbersome display, iSore.
US, Canada, obscure sci-fi plus weird sports = this.
NS stats are used (for now). Population is 231M.
Refer to canon NS policies when in doubt.
Set 50 years ago with 2020 tech.
A 6/0/5/16 nation.
Intgaming
ÆEEAADS!
[free space]
It doesn't really matter what I want. What does, though, is what people want.
—Nicole Greenwich, the first PotC.

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Great Adelaide
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Posts: 26
Founded: May 04, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Adelaide » Thu May 28, 2020 6:22 am

Greenwichian Arcadia wrote:Too clickbaity a title you've chosen... Anyway, I'll roll in with the new product with a notoriously cumbersome display, iSore.

iAmSorryButItIsNotSoGood

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Greenwichian Arcadia
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Posts: 85
Founded: Aug 11, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Greenwichian Arcadia » Thu May 28, 2020 6:25 am

How about a movie streaming service, iFlick?
And should that belong to F7? I don't really know.
US, Canada, obscure sci-fi plus weird sports = this.
NS stats are used (for now). Population is 231M.
Refer to canon NS policies when in doubt.
Set 50 years ago with 2020 tech.
A 6/0/5/16 nation.
Intgaming
ÆEEAADS!
[free space]
It doesn't really matter what I want. What does, though, is what people want.
—Nicole Greenwich, the first PotC.

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Dominioan
Diplomat
 
Posts: 548
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Dominioan » Thu May 28, 2020 6:26 am

....the brand new....
dumdumdumdumdumdum
iWant-a-life!
Now your horrible, sad life can finally be replaced by a decent one! Using revolutionary dimensional technology, the iWant-a-life will pull the life of an alternate dimensional you, and give it to real dimension you! And you can get it now, for only $999999999999999999999999999999.99!


Disclaimer: There is about a .002% chance you will get a decent life from the iWant-a-lifetm. Apple is not to be held responsible for any life where you have died to be gained. This product is not recommended for anyone who likes living.
E
An introvert stuck in the USA, wants to get smart and maybe have friends owo, and a proud Okie (in spirt, anyway).
I play gaemz.
I looked at an airplane and it exploded because im so ugly
Lawful Neutral
Funny Quotes:
Minskiev wrote:Surrender baguette hon hon hon oui oui fançais français on hon hon croissant hon hon Paris Paris hon hon surrender guillotine Ratatouille Louis hon hon hon

Dear French people: I am so, sooooo sorry.

[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

☆ ☆ Everyone calls me Dom. You can call me that too. ☆ ☆
"Succdem" I guess

Schools in. Good luck soldiers.

Carefully picked facts about the real moi

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Dominioan
Diplomat
 
Posts: 548
Founded: Dec 10, 2019
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Dominioan » Thu May 28, 2020 6:26 am

Greenwichian Arcadia wrote:How about a movie streaming service, iFlick?
And should that belong to F7? I don't really know.

It should.
E
An introvert stuck in the USA, wants to get smart and maybe have friends owo, and a proud Okie (in spirt, anyway).
I play gaemz.
I looked at an airplane and it exploded because im so ugly
Lawful Neutral
Funny Quotes:
Minskiev wrote:Surrender baguette hon hon hon oui oui fançais français on hon hon croissant hon hon Paris Paris hon hon surrender guillotine Ratatouille Louis hon hon hon

Dear French people: I am so, sooooo sorry.

[violet] wrote:Maybe we could power our new search engine from the sexual tension between you two.

☆ ☆ Everyone calls me Dom. You can call me that too. ☆ ☆
"Succdem" I guess

Schools in. Good luck soldiers.

Carefully picked facts about the real moi

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Great Adelaide
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: May 04, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Adelaide » Thu May 28, 2020 6:27 am

Greenwichian Arcadia wrote:How about a movie streaming service, iFlick?
And should that belong to F7? I don't really know.

Meh.

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Great Adelaide
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: May 04, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Adelaide » Thu May 28, 2020 6:28 am

Dominioan wrote:....the brand new....
dumdumdumdumdumdum
iWant-a-life!
Now your horrible, sad life can finally be replaced by a decent one! Using revolutionary dimensional technology, the iWant-a-life will pull the life of an alternate dimensional you, and give it to real dimension you! And you can get it now, for only $999999999999999999999999999999.99!


Disclaimer: There is about a .002% chance you will get a decent life from the iWant-a-lifetm. Apple is not to be held responsible for any life where you have died to be gained. This product is not recommended for anyone who likes living.

You're winning by now
HAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA

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Monsierron
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Jan 02, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Monsierron » Thu May 28, 2020 6:29 am

Great Adelaide wrote:Here is the contest: You have to fill this blank.
Apple finnaly announces its NEW product: the i_____!
It's up to you.

The all new Bart Simpson themed: iCaramba

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Great Adelaide
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: May 04, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Adelaide » Thu May 28, 2020 6:30 am

Monsierron wrote:
Great Adelaide wrote:Here is the contest: You have to fill this blank.
Apple finnaly announces its NEW product: the i_____!
It's up to you.

The all new Bart Simpson themed: iCaramba

2nd place by now hahahahaha
that's a good one :bow:

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The Isle of Hockan
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Apr 26, 2020
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The Isle of Hockan » Thu May 28, 2020 6:31 am

ireallycan'tbestuffedmakinganewproduct

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Great Adelaide
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: May 04, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Adelaide » Thu May 28, 2020 6:31 am

The Isle of Hockan wrote:ireallycan'tbestuffedmakinganewproduct

You described the entire company
3rd place

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Nacoa Dya
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: May 20, 2020
New York Times Democracy

Postby Nacoa Dya » Thu May 28, 2020 6:33 am

Great Adelaide wrote:Here is the contest: You have to fill this blank.
Apple finnaly announces its NEW product: the i_____!
It's up to you.

iGlasses

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Great Adelaide
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: May 04, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Adelaide » Thu May 28, 2020 6:33 am

Nacoa Dya wrote:
Great Adelaide wrote:Here is the contest: You have to fill this blank.
Apple finnaly announces its NEW product: the i_____!
It's up to you.

iGlasses

3rd place goes to you now

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New Excalibus
Diplomat
 
Posts: 981
Founded: May 05, 2018
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby New Excalibus » Thu May 28, 2020 6:34 am

Introducing the iCup.
please don't spell it out loud please don't
✦The Rescue Ranger of New Excalibus✦
"Oh, here's the problem; there are squirrel minors in your B major!"
Founder of The Clover Confederation
Factbook|Leader|Art|Views
A [19] civilization, according to this index.
I am proudly addicted to 80's and 90's Disney Afternoon shows. Sue me.
[insert witty joke here]

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Great Adelaide
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Posts: 26
Founded: May 04, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Adelaide » Thu May 28, 2020 6:36 am

New Excalibus wrote:Introducing the iCup.
please don't spell it out loud please don't

2nd place

now the iCaramba has 3rd place

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Greenwichian Arcadia
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Posts: 85
Founded: Aug 11, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Greenwichian Arcadia » Thu May 28, 2020 6:36 am

iWillMakeYourWalletDry
US, Canada, obscure sci-fi plus weird sports = this.
NS stats are used (for now). Population is 231M.
Refer to canon NS policies when in doubt.
Set 50 years ago with 2020 tech.
A 6/0/5/16 nation.
Intgaming
ÆEEAADS!
[free space]
It doesn't really matter what I want. What does, though, is what people want.
—Nicole Greenwich, the first PotC.

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Great Adelaide
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: May 04, 2020
Ex-Nation

INFO

Postby Great Adelaide » Thu May 28, 2020 6:38 am

Greenwichian Arcadia wrote:iWillMakeYourWalletDry

you can only participate one time

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Saynixia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Saynixia » Thu May 28, 2020 6:39 am

Great Adelaide wrote:Here is the contest: You have to fill this blank.
Apple finnaly announces its NEW product: the i_____!
It's up to you.
Last edited by Saynixia on Thu May 28, 2020 6:42 am, edited 1 time in total.

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Saynixia
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Apr 20, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Saynixia » Thu May 28, 2020 6:39 am

Great Adelaide wrote:Here is the contest: You have to fill this blank.
Apple finnaly announces its NEW product: the i_____!
It's up to you.
Imdelicious

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Great Adelaide
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Posts: 26
Founded: May 04, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Adelaide » Thu May 28, 2020 6:41 am

Saynixia wrote:
Great Adelaide wrote:Here is the contest: You have to fill this blank.
Apple finnaly announces its NEW product: the i_____!
It's up to you.
Imdelicious

YOU DID NOT ENTERED TOP 3
+ DISQUALIFIED FOR PARTICIPATING 2 TIMES

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