3rd/4th English Civil War (IC/Invite-only)

[Didcot Risen]

Tiffani tweets that the Stuarts never renounced the throne, that the Settlement Act 1701 is a violation of Article 9 of the European Convention on Human Rights, and that the 2030 Succession Act is not binding on the Dominions as per the Statute of Westminster. The governments of Antigua and Barbuda, Australia, the Bahamas, Barbados, Belize, Canada, Grenada, Hong Kong, Jamaica, New Zealand, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Solomon Islands, and Tuvalu, all disgusted at having a yob sovereign, pass legislation confirming Tiffani as their Queen. Papua New Guinea declares itself a republic.

Major St James-Willoughby-Smythe ducks behind the hatch of his FV432 and calls for mortars to open fire on the surrounded Oxfordshire and Buckingham troops.

[Ideal Britain]

Tiffani tweets that the Stuarts never renounced the throne, that the Settlement Act 1701 is a violation of Article 9 of the European Convention on Human Rights, and that the 2030 Succession Act is not binding on the Dominions as per the Statute of Westminster. The governments of Antigua and Barbuda, Australia, the Bahamas, Barbados, Belize, Canada, Grenada, Hong Kong, Jamaica, New Zealand, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Solomon Islands, and Tuvalu, all disgusted at having a yob sovereign, pass legislation confirming Tiffani as their Queen. Papua New Guinea declares itself a republic.

Major St James-Willoughby-Smythe ducks behind the hatch of his FV432 and calls for mortars to open fire on the surrounded Oxfordshire and Buckingham troops.

OOC: the Stuarts did renounce their claim look it up.
20 English aristocrats, 45 Scottish Highland aristocrats and 32 Scottish Highland commoners who have pledged allegiance to the Stuarts ask to form a royal guard.
50% of them have military experience and 90% have military training.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

The Debate

"I think that there has, unfortunately, been much racial hate recently, whether that be the celebration of the massacre of white Northumbrian men, women, and children or attacks on minority communities in retaliation for that," says Ashleigh. As the Irish Guards enter the room, he pulls a gun out, shoots the NCA Agent in the heart twice, and dodges out to a waiting getaway helicopter.

Buckingham Palace

King Yob II gives royal assent to the act.

[Didcot Risen]

OOC: No, the Act of Settlement barred Anne Stuart's Catholic heirs from the throne. Tiffani says this law is null and void and a violation of her human rights.

Tiffani tweets the Attorney General is unqualified for her job and should have gone to a better law school. She calls for a parliamentary investigation into declining standards at the Inns of Court.

[Ideal Britain]

The Debate

"I think that there has, unfortunately, been much racial hate recently, whether that be the celebration of the massacre of white Northumbrian men, women, and children or attacks on minority communities in retaliation for that," says Ashleigh. As the Irish Guards enter the room, he pulls a gun out, shoots the NCA Agent in the heart twice, and dodges out to a waiting getaway helicopter.

Buckingham Palace

King Yob II gives royal assent to the act.

Northumbria Police HQ, Newcastle, England, Kingdom of Great Britain
The charges of inciting racial hatred and racially aggravated breach of the peace have been dropped.
They are however, replaced with a murder charge.
A house in Newcastle, UK
A warrant has been issued "Army open up!" Says one of the soldiers

[Ideal Britain]

OOC: No, the Act of Settlement barred Anne Stuart's Catholic heirs from the throne. Tiffani says this law is null and void and a violation of her human rights.

Tiffani tweets the Attorney General is unqualified for her job and should have gone to a better law school. She calls for a parliamentary investigation into declining standards at the Inns of Court.

OOC: true but they later renounced their claim.
Look it up.

[Ideal Britain]

The Army wait for the hooligans to open the door.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

The hooligans have set a trap! Just as the army knocks again, an IED goes off outside.

[Ideal Britain]

The hooligans have set a trap! Just as the army knocks again, an IED goes off outside.

A number of people connected to the football hooligans become wanted for treason, terrorism and murder.

A law is being debated to class murders of law enforcement officers as a capital offence.

[Didcot Risen]

OOC: No, the Act of Settlement barred Anne Stuart's Catholic heirs from the throne. Tiffani says this law is null and void and a violation of her human rights.

Tiffani tweets the Attorney General is unqualified for her job and should have gone to a better law school. She calls for a parliamentary investigation into declining standards at the Inns of Court.

OOC: true but they later renounced their claim.
Look it up.

OOC: No, after the death of Henry Benedict the Stuarts neither renounced nor asserted their claims.

Tiffani tweets cute pictures of herself to drum up support amongst the working class.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Michael Bigg's house

Michael Bigg learns of what has just happened. He texts the NCA calling them "fucking idiots" and says that the plan was to keep Ashleigh distracted for weeks debating, but instead they alerted him to what was going on and now he has fled. He says that it is unlikely they will get another opportunity to defeat Ashleigh.

Ashleigh's getaway helicopter

"I was tricked!" says Ashleigh. "If they had kept me debating, I would have been caught up there for maybe a week. Thankfully, for some reason they decided to just try to arrest me instead. I have now been alerted to their dastardly plans and I will not be debating Northumbrian nationalism any further," he monologues.

The pilot just keeps flying the helicopter, trying not to listen to the rant, which quickly turns to matters of funny and "based and redpilled" memes that Ashleigh has found online and is sending to his 'friends'.

Northumbria Police HQ

The police decide to defect to the Northumbrian nationalists. They arrest all soldiers in the area.

[Ideal Britain]

OOC: true but they later renounced their claim.
Look it up.

OOC: No, after the death of Henry Benedict the Stuarts neither renounced nor asserted their claims.

Tiffani tweets cute pictures of herself to drum up support amongst the working class.

OOC: what kind of cute pictures?

[Nationalist Northumbria]

OOC: No, after the death of Henry Benedict the Stuarts neither renounced nor asserted their claims.

Tiffani tweets cute pictures of herself to drum up support amongst the working class.

OOC: what kind of cute pictures?

OOC: Dude, don't get horny on main.

[Ideal Britain]

Michael Bigg's house

Michael Bigg learns of what has just happened. He texts the NCA calling them "fucking idiots" and says that the plan was to keep Ashleigh distracted for weeks debating, but instead they alerted him to what was going on and now he has fled. He says that it is unlikely they will get another opportunity to defeat Ashleigh.

Ashleigh's getaway helicopter

"I was tricked!" says Ashleigh. "If they had kept me debating, I would have been caught up there for maybe a week. Thankfully, for some reason they decided to just try to arrest me instead. I have now been alerted to their dastardly plans and I will not be debating Northumbrian nationalism any further," he monologues.

The pilot just keeps flying the helicopter, trying not to listen to the rant, which quickly turns to matters of funny and "based and redpilled" memes that Ashleigh has found online and is sending to his 'friends'.

Northumbria Police HQ

The police decide to defect to the Northumbrian nationalists. They arrest all soldiers in the area.

The defectors are shot for trying to kidnap soldiers.
Meanwhile an apology is given to Michael Bigg.
Michael Bigg is offered a Order of the British Commonwealth Award and a seat in the House of Lords.

[Didcot Risen]

OOC: No, after the death of Henry Benedict the Stuarts neither renounced nor asserted their claims.

Tiffani tweets cute pictures of herself to drum up support amongst the working class.

OOC: what kind of cute pictures?

[Nationalist Northumbria]

OOC: Also, "bar-floozie" is pretty sexist.

OOC: not it fecking isn't!

I have no prejudice against women.

Please google the definition of Floozie.

OOC: "a girl or a woman who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships."

You're saying she's a slut because she works in a bar and got sexually harassed.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

The defectors are shot for trying to kidnap soldiers.
Meanwhile an apology is given to Michael Bigg.
Michael Bigg is offered a Order of the British Commonwealth Award and a seat in the House of Lords.

This publicly outs Michael Bigg, who is working in Ashleigh's office, as a spy. He is arrested by Northumbrian nationalist militiamen and tortured for information before being shot in the back of the head and dumped in a ditch near Corbridge.

[Ideal Britain]

OOC: not it fecking isn't!

I have no prejudice against women.

Please google the definition of Floozie.

OOC: "a girl or a woman who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships."

You're saying she's a slut because she works in a bar and got sexually harassed.

OOC: no.
She didn't get sexually harassed,
She got flirted with and he would have stopped if she asked.
I'm calling her a slut because she falsely accused an innocent soldier.

[Ideal Britain]

OOC: what kind of cute pictures?

Support is sufficiently drummed up for 2,000 people
1,500 men and 500 women to ask to become Jacobite Infantry.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

OOC: "a girl or a woman who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships."

You're saying she's a slut because she works in a bar and got sexually harassed.

OOC: no.
She didn't get sexually harassed,
She got flirted with and he would have stopped if she asked.
I'm calling her a slut because she falsely accused an innocent soldier.

OOC: It's not a false accusation. He sexually harassed her.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Support is sufficiently drummed up for 2,000 people
1,500 men and 500 women to ask to become Jacobite Infantry.

OOC: lol I love how you asked for the cute picture in order to determine how many people supported her because of it. Are all the women lesbians?

[Ideal Britain]

OOC: no.
She didn't get sexually harassed,
She got flirted with and he would have stopped if she asked.
I'm calling her a slut because she falsely accused an innocent soldier.

OOC: It's not a false accusation. He sexually harassed her.

OOC: no he fecking didn't!
She never asked him to stop once.

[Ideal Britain]

Support is sufficiently drummed up for 2,000 people
1,500 men and 500 women to ask to become Jacobite Infantry.

OOC: lol I love how you asked for the cute picture in order to determine how many people supported her because of it. Are all the women lesbians?

OOC: most are lesbians but 10% (50 women) just want to be like her.

[Ideal Britain]

Michael Bigg is given a victory cross posthumously as well as a knighthood and honorary Colonelcy.
He is now Colonel-Sir Michael Bigg, VC.

[Nationalist Northumbria]

Michael Bigg is given a victory cross posthumously as well as a knighthood and honorary Colonelcy.
He is now Colonel-Sir Michael Bigg, VC.

One MP in Parliament points out that Michael Bigg was killed because of government incompetence. He calls for a vote of no confidence.