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The New Democratic Age for Bolrieg: Elections (Open)

Postby Bolrieg » Mon May 04, 2020 8:21 am

For hundreds of years the Karlolov family has governed the nation of Bolrieg, at least since the Kingdom’s founding. However, their rule has often been challenged by powerful aristocrats with the leading nobles with the title of Dralsdi who since Darnolf the Conqueror’s day held governorship over various provinces in the name of the Bolriegian Crown. Down the ages, however, the various Dralsdis often held differing loyalties whether they be to foreign powers looking to take Bolriegian land or if the nobles themselves wanted power for themselves by either placing a weak monarch on the throne and ruling through them. Even with attempts to snatch the crown for themselves, luckily these attempts have been crushed with these families being exterminated.

This dilemma had faced the current ruler, High King Hegrod IX who had extensively studied Bolriegian history especially with his approval rating among the ruling nobility being cool even from the start when they lost many privileges they had under his father Andresus III. Relations had further deteriorated within the last 22 years he had been on the throne. With patience on both sides running out the only way to prevent a crisis or even another civil war was to deprive the Dralsdis of their power.
Contrasting with the opinions of the aristocracy, Hegrod IX has extensive popularity with the Bolriegian people themselves. This provided the High King with the idea of providing semi-constitutional government to replace the unstable system with a system that gives more power to the crown while giving people the ideas of having a say in their affairs.

The new constitution will allow for elections in each of the provinces, (formerly known as Dralsdistats). Every election each of the provinces (Hrvatskini, Rugmania, Hellas, Tusmania, Magyaran, Ukrani and the Crown province) will elect 100 members of Parliament and the elections in these provinces will be a winner take all system so the party with the most votes in each province will have all MPs elected from their party. The party with most MPs will form the government with the Prime Minister hand picking the First Ministers (new governors) for all of the provinces with the First Ministers in turn having his party as the only ones in their local assemblies.

Despite these newly granted powers the High King still has the final say on which laws can pass or not, also included in the power to dismiss their governments and even the power to dissolve Parliament entirely if necessary. Election guidelines are recommended every 5 years, however this still remains up to the discretion of the crown.
Elections are to be held a month from now, with prior knowledge of this constitution three distinct parties have formed to take the reins of power.

People are invited to observe, ask questions etc.

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Rexist

Liberal

Stratocratic
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Postby Munkcestrian RepubIic » Mon May 11, 2020 7:38 pm

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Bolriegan elections: Fenwick endorses Stratocrats

Lord President George Fenwick has endorsed Grand Field Marshal Uljen Nulvul's Stratocrats in the Bolriegan elections set to take place in June. In a statement to journalists gathered outside his home in the early hours of the morning, Fenwick described Mr Julipine Kladnov, a Bolriegan businessman and leader of both the Rexist party and the ultranationalist Jalnatzic militia, as an "illiterate socialist whose daughter will fuck anything that moves".

Attacking the Rexists as "commies in conservative clothing" and the Liberals as "drug-addicted trust fund kids", Fenwick said that "[the Stratocrats] are the only lot who can be trusted", praising what he described as "the obvious, common-sense answer to all but hippie students and commies in denial" their joining of economic liberalism with social conservatism. He added that he hoped the Stratocrats, if elected, would legalise slavery in Bolrieg.
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Postby Bolrieg » Fri May 15, 2020 4:33 am

To the Lord President George Fenwick

We appreciate your endorsement of our Party going into the future elections, as I'm sure you're aware the other parties are made up of lunatics, whereas we support order and stability. Where we would draw the line however is at slavery, while there are prisons in Bolrieg where they have to work for their keep we refuse to take part in the selling of human beings as that not only is it abhorrent but it is also idiotic as having large numbers of enslaved people within your borders poses a massive security risk with their motivations for revolt.

Best regards, Colonel Prazarg Gyurtic II Secretary of the Bolriegian Stratocratic Party.


*Video opens with a man in a mock dictators uniform with a what appears to be a dildo taped to his hat*

"People of Bolrieg hear my words I am the Lord President George Fido Wildo Frodo Gumbo Pear Cheese Thingymajig Bentdick of the Shitho- I mean Mighty Republic of Munkcester, did you know we have slaves? I'd like to point out the fact that we have slaves, the slaves are really happy to be here, so is everybody else." *stares down a frightened old woman* "Aren't they?"

"Oh y-y-yes, we are..."

"You see we are all happy in Munkcester, those who aren't would be hung as high and short as my penis. Now we hate the prospect Julipine Klansman taking office, but I am attracted to his daughter. I really want her for my own, can't she take the hint I like her when I call her a whore. That's our system of courtship here, why doesn't she like me?" *Runs away crying*


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Postby Bolrieg » Sat May 16, 2020 10:20 am

Inside the Foreign Office, Shadforad, Bolrieg

The main lobby of the Foreign Office was garishly decorated with gold and other valuable metals and gems, whatever class this might have shown was tarnished by the the stains of alcohol and vomit added seemingly daily by its occupants who are all in attendance this evening, despite the major event about to take place or maybe because of it the people had been drinking heavily since noon. One of those who had inebriated themselves stumbled onto stage with a half empty bottle of expensive whiskey was the Lord Ambassasdor and the leader of the Liberal party Aldeas Dfragre who is making his way to the podium. He looks at the script for ten minutes trying to read what it says.

"You know I can't fucking read this, I think someone wrote this small to make me look like an idiot..." He slurred.

"Well.. I think you know why this things is.. why I am stood here, I am running to be Bolrieg's first Prime Minister... I think... Yep that's right I am, you see the world sees us right... sees us as a place. They think we are cavemen.. Know why? It's because of a lack in Liberal values, everything... Everything that people like outside such as loving the same sex or drug use, those things are banned here because some people here are all stuck up and think these are bad. I disagree, drugs are wonderful and should be legal, as for homosexuality yes it might be a choice but who cares? I have no problem with them making such a choice, not anyone's business.

Another thing other places have is a full deregulated and privatised economy.... Which is good, they are doing well and our platform is to do it even further than they do and the economy would be much gooder. Many will complain about 'fraud' why? What the extremists call fraud I call sensible business practice, people who get defrauded want to be defrauded. Proof is that they have been frauded, meaning they like fraud too. The state should stay out of this... every time in things.." He then downed the rest of his bottle.

"More whiskey..." He then got a new bottle, then downed a quarter.

"Of course many stuff we have... is expensive, you know schools, hospitals? Very expensive, I don't think we should be paying for those.. We should cut funding entirely and leave everything to the private sector. Stuff being left alone is progress, we should stop the backwards idea of regulating everything. The only people who should work in government is the people in this room, our only job is not do anything except drink and do drugs, anyone who disagrees is an idiot..."

He then proceeds to throw up on stage, then continuing to drink thinking that will stop him from vomiting. He even throws up on one of the cameras covering the event, others in the crowd proceed to do the same and hold a competition of who can get the most sick on the cameramen, realising this they flee the building leaving the people there to finish their night.

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Postby Munkcestrian RepubIic » Sat May 16, 2020 4:44 pm

Colonel Prazarg Gyurtic II,

I am afraid that I really cannot remember endorsing your party, though that is not to say I doubt it happened. At the time of the endorsement, I believe my tired and emotional state from the previous night's festivities here in Munkchester still affected me. You will understand that it was because of this that I spoke rather freely in addressing the members of the press who were gathered outside my home at such an hour.

I must respectfully disagree with your characterisation of the slave trade as "abhorrent". Opposition to it on supposedly moral grounds is nothing more than political correctness, something that I am sure you, much like any sane person, are completely opposed to. I will refrain from commenting on your other allegations. My son, George Fenwick II, has offered an economic defence of slavery that your party may be interested in. On that note, I understand that he has been slandered in some sort of campaign video by the ruling party — I wish to let it be known that if my son were to be attracted to such a disgusting pig as Anastasija Kladnov, I would disown him.

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Postby Bolrieg » Sat May 16, 2020 5:50 pm

To the Lord President George Fenwick

Well ok that's your business, so I won't comment on what you do. As for the slave trade discounting the moral aspect, in Bolrieg it simply isn't needed we do not rely on cheap foreign labour and instead pay Bolriegians do the work and invest in certain technologies that would remove the need for cheap labour. Now if you seek to import thousands of foreigners to work in whatever industries you have willingly or otherwise that is your business. We on the other hand have no use for such an institution.

As for Miss Kladnov I don't care much for the gutter politics of the other two parties and please don't drag us into it, thank you. We are the party that intends to bring order and stability to Bolrieg and to not behave in the disgraceful manner the other parties behave. If you son were to be interested in her she won't reciprocate that interest and lets leave it at that.

Best regards, Colonel Prazarg Gyurtic II Secretary of the Bolriegian Stratocratic Party.

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Postby Bolrieg » Sat May 23, 2020 11:57 am

Outside Kladnov's Nice Ice Cream Headquarters, Shadforad, Bolrieg

The day was bright with the local park packed with people eagerly waiting for the main part of the event to take place, the attendants wait excitedly while waiving Bolrigian flags while various patriotic songs were being played on stage. After the long while Anastasija Kladnov a singer of rising fame and daughter of the man who'd be announcing his run for the Premiership of the country, sang the national anthem before introducing her father announcing him before the crowd.

A helicopter flies above the crowd and Julipine Kladnov jumps out narrowly avoiding the fireworks as he parachutes his way on stage, after a few minutes of removing the parachute he walks to the front of the stage to the cheering crowd.

"Greetings fellow Bolriegians, how is everyone here today?" *Crowd cheers*

"That's good, did you see the Liberal announcement? Dfragre was so drunk he couldn't even read the script, then afterwards out came a load of meaningless diatribe that only seemed to make sense to his fellow pissheads. I had people translate that gibberish for me and from what he says he desires for Bolrieg and for Bolriegians to be more like what he calls the modern world. I disagree with this Bolrieg should not be what the world wants it to be, it should be run in the interests of Bolriegians and Bolriegians alone.

The Bolriegian people are a good people we are workers, patriots, conservatives and Christians. We are a people that respect the family and don't want homosexuality in the classroom or anywhere else, this disgusting practice is not welcome here. Never has, never will be no matter how many international dimwits complain about it. Besides people are naturally straight so those who engage in this degeneracy go out of their way to be revolting so the sensible thing to do is to stamp it out. This is how to ensure permanent morality. Unlike other nations who see two men holding hands thinking it's "cute" or whatever and celebrating such an act, we in Bolrieg see this act for what it is; an abomination and to correct these idiots our instinct is to take off our shoes and beat them with the shoes. You know what happens when you do? They stop acting like degenerates and instead start acting like people.

I would also like to tell you how Bolriegians are under attack by certain nations, one such nation is a shithole by the name of Guadalupador who has kidnapped Bolriegian citizens for the express purpose of ransoming concessions out of us, to appear on the high ground these animals have blown up their own cities in order to frame us. Now these people haven't learned from the last time they wanted to cause destruction, last time they did this SACTO split their country in two. Instead they try to start a war with us or to bring us low, these idiot claim to want to negotiate with us. I will tell you now that there will be no negotiations, these animals only understand violence and if they won't release our countrymen I will show them what a real Bolriegian bombing looks like..." *Crowd cheers enthusiastically.*

"We will offer them the choice, they can either release the Bolriegian hostages or we will start taking their land. I mean if they want Bolriegians within their borders so much then they wouldn't mind if we started colonising them would they?

Furthermore, regarding our stance on sovereignty should be obvious by now. This also factors into the idea of trade, the other parties would be more than happy to outsource your jobs in one sided "trade deals" where a small number of financiers and foreign governments profit at the expense of Mighty Bolrieg and the honourable Bolriegian people. The reason why someone like Dfragre would be happy to deprive you of your jobs is because he is bought and owned by these very same people. The reasons why I won't do this is first of all I love this country and it's people and I have no need for their money as I am very rich myself and I can finance this entire campaign myself. Not only that unlike the other people running who are stupid, I have a 350 IQ so I can dedicate my intelligence in governing this great country of ours.

Under my leadership we will never bow to foreign interests, Bolrieg is ours it's mine it's yours. This is the only way we can truly prosper is to put Bolrieg first, then we can proudly stand up to the Communists that plague this world. When this menace is purged and the righteous govern the world we will go down in history alongside our allies in SACTO as the heroes who brought forth an age of happiness, prosperity and wellness to everyone. In the meantime we will campaign and fight both here and abroad to show what Bolrieg can offer. Everyone here thank you for attending.

Bolrieg above everything, God above everyone!"

The crowd went into a frenzy as he left the stage, the event was still not over, however, as the musicians who supported the Rexist party. Most of the songs were already well known Anti-Communist and Anti-Guadalupador such as "Smack Gorsa"and "Furry Fags". However Kladnov's daughter Anastasija had presented some of her new material, her songs and many other artist's music will be published in the coming weeks.
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Postby Bolrieg » Sat Jun 20, 2020 9:48 am

The Parade ground, Outside the Office of High Command, Shadforad, Bolrieg

The sun shone on the parade ground as rows of soldiers had been standing to attention for over two hours waiting for the Grand Field Marshal Uljen Nulvul to make his announcement. The goings on with the other two parties had in Nulvul's mind had embarrassed the Kingdom and its people by portraying them as one of two extremes either as a bunch of fanatics who would like to invade every country that doesn't adhere to Bolriegian values or as a group of overly pampered drug addicts who would collapse the Bolriegian economy overnight.

The Grand Field Marshall took the stage to give his speech in front of the troops alongside the other people who attended the event who waited patently for the address.

"Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for attending today. I am here today to announce my running to be your elected leader, no doubt you have seen the carnage the other two parties had offered. Here we offer you all a true alternative, this party offers the people of Bolrieg a sense of moderation and stability. We have one party that believes crimes such as drug use, stealing and homosexuality should be legalised and encouraged, there is the other party believe in just shooting these people without a seconds thought. Our platform for criminals is punishment and rehabilitation through discipline. Strange ideas around the world have men wearing dresses and women wearing trousers and beards. Mr Dfragre would corrupt everyone with this rubbish, while Mr Kladnov will want to electrocute them in order to make them stop.

In my humble opinion the way to cure degeneracy like this is through purpose, fresh air and exercise that's all people need. Our vision of a moderate government is provide a stable government and a market economy, like the Rexist party we will continue our relationship with SACTO in order to extinguish the threat of Communism. Although they fully support Kladnov as their poster child, what we lack in image we make up for in experience. While Aldaes Dfragre was losing his grip on his businesses and instead drinking himself stupid, I helped stabilise His Grand Majesty's reign in the beginning. While Julipine Kladnov was using his militia to build his business empire by use of threats an violence, I tried to provide protection despite his support from the Crown.

The Liberals offer you a far-left vision of government, the Rexists offer you a far-right vision of government. We in the Stratocratic party offer you strength, stability, leadership."

There was moderate applause from the crowd, then came various marches from the troops.

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He turned to the King from looking at his phone. “I apologize your Majesty.” Shapter looked at the King as he sat staring with those dark eyes of his. There had been a productive meeting between the King and Queen. The Church was worried about the Kogoyist preachers, militancy played to the worst parts of the human psyche and the Church was arguably the worst and best parts of the human race. The issue of Bolreig, in the south and close to Elinika, right on the border was of course always marked as priority in the Kings dispatch boxes.

“Well Prime Minister I am always at the disposal of the people, they command you more than I will never forget that…” What was left off was the fact of the military waiting in the wings and the insurgency which had been dragging on. Bismarckian welfare policy had seen the insurgency die down, and rumors of a May Day pardon had been shot down as the King had met with Price. People were protesting the now-Former Marshla and the rumored outsize influence he had on the king. Emilion IV had been praying and his prayers were his but the reconciliation with his wife and children was a start. Though it did cause some problems but the conflict in the Aouns was a liability at best, a cesspit of lives and capital at worst. But the Kings honor and his father.

“Yes Majesty, now what do you want to do about Bolreig?” The King considered it, he’d not shaved in a while so it was hard for him to sometimes keep his hands off a freshly shaved face and he looked at the Prime Minister. “Why I shall write the High King to congratulate him about this noble endevour.”

“Yes Majesty.”

“And do endorse a party if you can,”

"Of course sire"


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I am happy to hear that there is the formation of Democracy with the the strong powers of the Sovereign in the face of the possibility of those who would seek to undue the order which your proud Kingdom has built over the past few centuries. Rest well assured that I shall endevour to make sure that you receive assistance from the Archinian government in ensuring the institutions are protected against Hostile forces.

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Postby Bolrieg » Sun Jun 28, 2020 4:21 am

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To King Emilion IV MacInamara

We offer Our thanks for your support, these times may be turbulent but We are pleased to have allies such as yourself. whatever the outcome may be may our two nations remain allies indefinitely.

Signed Yours Sincerely

His Grand Majesty High King Hegrod IX




*Video compilation released of 'controversial' statements made by Julipine Kladnov and Marko Lankuric over the years*

(Interview/ debate in 1999: topic religion and secularism) Interviewer: So do you believe that Atheism has a place in Bolrieg?

Some foreign professor: Yes I believe that there should be room to not believe in a deity if that's what you think.

Kladnov: No I don't believe there should be, Athiesm goes against not only morality but also common sense...

Professor: Excuse me I have students who have high intellect who don't believe in..

Klandov: Except they're not intelligent of they believe the bullshit you believe, the only people who believe in this stupidity is braindead weed smokers with too much time on their hands. If people under your tutelage believe in this rubbish, this means you are doing a terrible job at teaching.

Professor: I teach modern art, people are encouraged to be creative.

Kladnov: Right, here I was thinking you were an actual professor who taught stuff. You don't get to comment about stuff if your occupation involved mixing piss with porridge and asking people to ponder the meaning. I have the meaning already that means you are self-centred fake intellectual twat who prides himself on spreading nonsense just to make yourself feel intelligent.

(Interview on a foreign tv news show. 2012: Topic AIDS/HIV and the LGBT.)

Kladnov: You see the reason why these gays seem to be getting this disease is obvious, you see these two diseases originated in chimps and seeing how they're both sexually transmitted diseases the origin of how this was passed it is not hard to figure out.

*Both interviewer and Gay spokesman appear shocked*

Interviewer: Are you really suggesting that, someone did something so disgusting?

Kladnov: Can't you put two and two together? It is obvious these gays openly engage in one immoral degenerate act, wouldn't surprise me if they had others.

(Speech in 2019 pre-election campaign, Marko Lankuric insulting Dorians.)

Lankuric: ...These Pomegranate chuckers are at it again, complaining that SACTO split their shithole country in half. The way I see it their land would be better off filled with Bolriegians rather than a bunch of idiots with gorsa juice dribbling out. I mean do they have anything going for them? The only thing they know is how to act like barbarians, I mean there was that discovery of their ancient "civilisation" they haven't improved much over the thousands of years. If anything they changed for the worse.

(Various clips of Julipine Kladnov further insulting gay people.)

"I would not accept any of my children being gay, if either one of my sons came home with a limp wristed mincer or if my daughter turned up with a pink haired walrus these people that come into my house will leave either beaten to a pulp or worse. Then I would give my child a stern talking to and remind them that this won't be acceptable. Mind you I have no worries about this happening since I raised them right."

"Furthermore, if you catch your son wearing a dress you hit him with the belt and just like that he stops."

"I hear some people advocate electroshock treatment in order to cure homosexuality, I understand their motives well enough but I don't support that as there are cheaper and more efficient methods of curing gayness, namely the fist."

(Referencing this.)"The bastard (Calvin Judic) had it coming, he knew full well what people though of his behaviour what is worse is how he was forcing his perversions onto others. Then when these idiots decide they want to riot and burn stuff because they do want to live like degenerates, people outside of Bolrieg are complaining about how they were dealt with. But what do they expect when they not only call for legalising homofront but also to depose His Grand Majesty, do these self righteous fools want us to give them a cup of tea or something?"

(Other clips/quotes on other topics.)

"Current EU members seem to have populations complaining about how their Empires acted in the past in their attempts to civilise various places, if you look at such former colonies such as Bagongo the problem is how they didn't go far enough in civilising places like this. If Bolrieg was the occupier then these places would be bastions of civilisation today rather than the backwaters they currently are, maybe we still have that chance."

"If I become your Prime Minister I'll ensure these various grievance groups you see around the world begging for special treatment and cash benefits due to it being them should not be taken seriously. Here I would not be pandering to these idiots, if they want money and a better style of living then they can work for it just like everyone else."

"The best way to defend you home I believe is to have a firearm in every home, if someone breaks into your home with the intention of causing you and your family harm, you shoot them dead."

"I support torture as it is effective, criminals and terrorists need torture in order to secure information from them. If one is unable to secure information, torture them anyway because they deserve it."

"Looking at the ways current democracies behave they all have political situation that is a total shower of shit, these systems are not fit for purpose. They are corrupt and Elitist by nature, the only people they'll listen to is special interests who finance their campaigns and these groups do not have either the nation or the people in mind. The best way in my opinion to represent the needs of both nation and people is to have a coup quickly, purge the other parties and go straight to dictatorship."


On an unrelated note Galdes Fuldic, Caldiv Judic's suspected former lover has since the start of the election joined and is enthusiastically campaigning for the Liberal Party of Bolrieg, believing that Aldeas Dfragre will be the most enlightened on issues he holds dear and a Liberal government will see Bolrieg become safe for those not in the majorty.
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Today the Kaiser has called his advisors to discuss a most interesting situation. Bolrieg has decided to transition from semi-feudal rule to a nominal hybrid regime, given that it appears that the king cannot pass laws using his own power, although to some extent he can stack the deck to ensure he gets all the laws he wants.

The first to speak was Leading Minister Max Bauer. "Euer Majestät, we should support the Rexists. Of all the parties, the Rexists are the ones who have ideas closest to our values, and after the nonsense of elections is done with, we will reap the rewards of their rule."

The Reich Minister of Foreign Affairs Hans-Jürgen Graf Schwerin von Krosigk made a statement that tempered the enthusiasim of the Leading Minister. "The king can still dismiss a Rexist government in the off chance they displease him. We must open communications with the king as well and approach him with our intentions."

The sergeant-at-arms motioned and the room fell silent. The Kaiser was going to speak.

"Gentlemen, the reason we are discussing Bolrieg is because the transition represents an opportunity for us to end our isolation. Before anyone reacts, yes, I am completely aware that Bolrieg is a member of SACTO. Some of the members of SACTO desire to rewrite the corrupt and disgusting world order, just like us. Like us, a good part of the member-nations of SACTO reject abominations like communism and degeneracy. Bolrieg is one of these nations and establishing a cordial relationship would allow both our nations to realize our ambitions."

He continued to speak after a brief pause.

"We are the only Old Power of the continent that was subsumed by the EU that managed to regain independence, yet parts of the Reich are still under its oppressive grasp. Bolrieg, after this transition, will be in a good position to support us and likewise, we them. To put it simply, we will work together to redraw the map in to the benefit of both of us. Furthermore, if the map is redrawn this way, the geopolitical balance will be in favor of the right regardless of affiliation."

Finally, he gave his commands.

"We are to reach out forrmally to the king of Bolrieg and the Rexists. Our thoughts on democracy nothwithstanding, the currrent political move increases the power of the King and eliminates the capacity of the aristocrats to act independently of the central government. As for the Rexists, Minister Bauer is corrrect that they are the party that is closest to our values. Not only that, they are the party that reflects the values of the populace. This will allow our alliance to stick for some time. First we reach out to the King, then we endorse the Rexists."

He also spoke about the contigencies and the next steps of his plan.

"This is only the beginning of a new era for the Reich. From this point on, preventing any outrages will be as important as it was in the founding years of our state, when we were under the scrutiny of the West.Soon, all Germans will soon be together in the Fatherland and whatever the late Amihan Russel begun will soon be undone, but we must first lay the foundations that will enable us to realize these things when the opportunity arrives. Meeting adjourned gentlemen."

With that, the Privy Cabinet Council adjourned their meeting.


Im Auftrag auf Seine Kaiserliche und Königliche Majestät, Der Großdeutsches Kaiser



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TO HIS GRAND MAJESTY HIGH KING HEGROD IX


His Imperial and Royal Majesty and the Theedishland Reorganized Reich Government of the Greater Germanic Reich of the German Nation are in full support of His Grand Majesty's political overhaul of Bolreig to eliminate the power of the capricious Dralsdi who have put themselves before their liege and their country.

That being said, we are interested in closer ties between our nations. While we are not members of SACTO, that does not preclude friendship. We both are against the encroachment of Bolshevism and degeneracy, and we both have geopolitical ambitions that are not only unopposed to each other, they can even be said to be complementary.

Furthermore, Theedishland wishes His Grand Majesty the best of luck in this grand endeavor to eliminate corruption and treason from his country.

With German regards,

Hans-Günther Graf Schwerin von Krosigk,
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On behalf of His Majesty Wilhelm III von Hohenzollern,
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Postby Rookanse » Sun Jun 28, 2020 10:18 pm

Preston, Rookanse

Matthys Breytenbach was pleasently surprised. Another democracy seems to be forming in Eulabia. Somehow, this democracy is internal, and not influenced by the Eulabian Union. Strange. Matthys decided to take some time out of his day to ponder this situation. He is the current president of Rookanse, and leader of the Forward Party, a liberal "third way" formed years ago to create a new paradigm in Rook politics. The party leader in him wants to reach out to Bolrieg's liberal party, but the head of state in him is telling him not to. Also, there was another, more pressing voice. His foreign minister.

Ermangarde Valthome understands Eulabian politics. She comes from a Eulabian family that left to start a new life in Rookanse. She's studied on the continent, and she was just as surprised with this new development. What she's hearing from Matthys however gives her pause.

She responds to him. "You cannot send a letter to Aldaes Dfragre or even Franjo Glardovic of the Liberals. Did you watch that absolute crapshoot? Do you understand this could be seen as a foreign endorsement? The liberal position there is precarious enough as it is, their enemies do not need more fuel if this is leaked."

Matthys responded. "I told you, this is not going to be a public endorsement, just an honest private communique. Offering advice, asking questions, and wishing them well." He looked down as a dark shadow began to form over his face. "With the way the world is looking, we need every free mind we can get."

Ermangarde sat down across from him, the incredulous expression on her face softening. "I understand Mr. President; it's just that we need to tread carefully. We have our own initiatives at play. Being too overt would ruin that... plus, I don't know if these guys can honestly win."

Matthys looked back up, working into his trademark smile. "You can trust me with this. I got us this far, didn't I? Let's reach out to some Liberals in need." Satisfied with his answer, Matthys got up to begin the process of drafting a letter.

After a while, Ermangarde looked down towards her phone. Grand Field Marshal Uljen Nulvul was finishing his speech. Maybe he would be the better option...




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To:Mr. Aldaes Dfragre
From:President Matthys Breytenbach

Dear Mr. Dfragre

Congratulations on your country's entrance into democracy! These are very exciting times for everyone involved. I understand that the pressure is mounting on you; we've all seen that for ourselves. I don't want to add to those troubles, but alongside some questions, I do have some honest concerns. Firstly, I would like to ask about how you intend to keep up your current positions. I'm sure you've noticed that there is an extreme divide between you and the Rexists for instance. Is it maybe more wise to soften your positions so that they be not as extreme as they are? Moderate voters are a continually sought after voting bloc, and if you sway them, their turnout may surprise you.

Speaking again of the political divide, if your party wins, how would you be able to support those who voted for other parties, especially when their ideologies as so different from yours? Parties such as these are not mainstream in Rookanse, so I honestly wouldn't know where to start.

Finally, I don't mean to come off as rude, but I hope that you have moved on from that unfortunate start to your campaign. I don't need to tell you, but millions of free-minded souls are looking to you to be the leader they need when the other options may be punishment or death. Be the enlightened leader that everyone says you are. You became the leader of your party, that in itself is a feat of greatness. Show Bolrieg what true freedom looks like.

Sincerely, Matthys Breytenbach

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Postby Al Mased » Mon Jun 29, 2020 5:52 pm

In the capitol building which sits in the center of the prosperous city-state of Al Mased, Sultan Hassad al Areem carefully reads over the imports and exports. Trade is the lifeblood of his nation, his people, and his own wellbeing. A disruption in any facet of that tenuous lifeline would be devastating to the citystate. As he was observing his many notes and reports, he came across a small footnote at the bottom of a paper.
"Elections taking place in Bolrieg, might disrupt trade in the region."
Hassad al Areem's heart sank. So much of his money was made off of the maintaining of the status quo, and the more things change the more dangerous the market of trade develops. He quickly moves to grab his desk-phone and dials to his foreign policy office. By the spirits above, if anything was going to happen to the markets he would atleast like an attempt at playing the game.

The following release came the next morning:

Al Mased News Network- AMNN:

Sultan Makes Statement on Foreign Election in Bolreig.
Written by: Casey Grant, Foreign Correspondent.

His royal highness the Sultan has made a public statement to the elections happening in Bolreig. Sending his words of encouragement to their leader that this democratic experiment is a great step forward to the better representation of their people. The Sultan continued on in his statement that he endorses the Rexist party of Bolreig, as he believes that the country would prosper well under their economic guidance. The Sultan however remained silent on the proposed interior policies of the Rexist party, mainly how the country would be essentially shut off from the rest of the world save for economic ventures. When asked about the Sultan's statement, his Minister of Foreign affairs had this to say; "What the Bolreigians do within their borders is up to them. Al Mased focuses on economic prosperity, we are not the world police."

How the election will turn out is still in the air, as many other nations have begun weighing in on the momentous event, and talks of influence in the election are beginning to circulate amongst internet forums and newspapers alike. Al Mased News Network will keep you posted on the issue.

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To Reichsminister Hans-Günther Graf Schwerin von Krosigk,

We appreciate the efforts and the offer of friendship from His Imperial and Royal Majesty Kaiser Wilhelm III indeed our goals of uniting and defending our people in the face of such enemies We also hope in time to crush our enemies both at home and abroad. To achieve such a goal the EU must be dismantled and peace will reign on the continent, freeing us time to pursue further goals abroad preventing communism posing a threat. To this end we must increase our influence in the the southern continent, the people there are susceptible to Leftist influences and we must step in and prevent such an ideology from taking root.


Signed Yours Sincerely

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To President Matthys Breytenbach

Thanks I like it myself, they are exiting times indeed. There is a lot of pressure on me at the moment, not to worry I have plenty of stuff to help me relax. Whiskey helps a lot, if I become Prime Minister we should share a drink to celebrate. I personally don't see what is wrong with any of my positions, maybe I wouldn't fine charity. It's your money do what you want with it, moderates will choose the sane option that's us. If we win there would be no need to reach out to those who voted for the other parties because they lost. If they complain then they are sore losers and shouldn't be listened to.

Now as for my start everyone there had a good time at the event so there will be plenty of opportunities to show how good my party is. Not to worry I will certainly be the enlightened leader that those who want enlightened leadership. Indeed all Liberal minded people in Bolrieg put their trust in me as their leader this is good I agree. As for freedom I will certainly do this in spades, for example as you've probably seen from our manifesto we seek to do the largest amount of mass privatisation the world has seen. Maybe after we've showed you how well it has worked you could be inspired to do this also.

Something, Aldeas Dfragre leader of the Liberal Party of Bolrieg.


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To Sultan Hassad

We acknowledge the new times we face, the knowledge of your support is most appreciated. We would also like to remind you that after this election is finished things will most likely return to normal. So no need to worry as We will seek prosperity and peace. We will also inform Mr Kladnov that you support his party for government.

Signed Yours Sincerely

His Grand Majesty High King Hegrod IX



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Postby Romextly » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:46 pm

we support the rexists

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Postby Reorganisieren Reichregierung » Fri Jul 10, 2020 1:08 am

Im Auftrag auf Seine Kaiserliche und Königliche Majestät, Der Großdeutsches Kaiser



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TO HIS GRAND MAJESTY HIGH KING HEGROD IX


On behalf of our nation, we are delighted that you have accepted our hand of friendship, and extended your own. His Imperial and Royal Majesty is most willing to help you increase your nation's influence in the southern part of the continent to prevent communism from taking root. Apart from any direct assistance on our part, we can divide the attentions of the EU by forcing the question of Braunstein and the rest of Theedishland held captive by those impure wretches, while your nation is securing the south from Bolsehevism, and to weaken the EU before the final confrontation leading to the dismantlement of it's tyranny.

As for your enemies at home, only the Rexists can enable Your Grand Majesty to crush the slaves of cultural Bolshevism. Their platform is most sound and will allow Your Grand Majesty to strike against the wicked and the treasonous without institutional resistance from the communists and their fellow travellers of the Liberal Party. This may be considered an official endorsement on behalf of the Rexists by His Imperial and Royal Majesty.

With German regards,

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Postby Bolrieg » Tue Sep 01, 2020 4:48 pm

OOC: Apologies for the late replies everyone.

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To King Emilion IV MacInamara

May this alliance of ours last for as long as the world exists, We too will do our utmost to halt the advances of the EU while your nation takes back it's rightful claims, just as we intend to do. As for Mr Kladnov and his party We shall let him know of your support

Signed Yours Sincerely

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To the Leader of Romextly

We appreciate your endorsement and hope to improve relations after our victory.

Best regards, Andresus Klartic, Secretary of the Bolriegian Rexist Party.

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Postby Aaaaaa » Wed Sep 09, 2020 1:23 am

*A stained, slightly crumpled envelope appears at the headquarters of the Bolriegian Liberal Party*

P.T.KCIROH, President______________________________________B.N.NLEGIOROS, Chairman____________________________M.P.IEBARIRAKOS, Vice-President
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Moelle, Aaaaaa
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APPROVED LETTER FROM THE OFFICE OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS OF THE GOVERNMENT OF AAAAAA-HOJFAELD

258 Kneriganos Via, Moelle, September 9th, 2020


This message is to be regarded to the general media and political heads of the Liberal Party of Bolrieg.

The Government of Aaaaaa-Hojfæld is pleased to endorse and support the LIBERAL PARTY OF BOLRIEG and its head ALDAES DFRAGRE for Prime Minister. The citizens of Aaaaaa understand and sympathize with the plights of Bolrieg, as Aaaaaa was, not more than eight years ago, under a brutal socialist regime that had threatened Aaaaaa's citizenry and economy for almost an entire century. Your strong and unyielding support for a truly free market is admirable and the lengths your party is willing to go to to achieve properly unrestricted laissez-faire economics is something perhaps unseen in the current modern politcal sphere, something that any freedom-valuing Aaaaaan will strongly commend.

Furthermore, we strongly contest the "values" your opposition, the Rexist Party of Bolrieg, represent. The Rexists, as we see it, seem to believe in dramatic pullbacks of basic economic freedoms, as well as unnessessary social programs that will undoubtedly clog up the Bolriegian Government, while at the same time, spiking taxes to absorbent amounts. We also, with acknowledgement to perhaps similar Aaaaaan cultural traditions, reject the Rexist's bloated social restrictions that threaten to turn Bolrieg into an authoritarian regime, not dissimilar to the previously aforementioned one Aaaaaa had suffered under.

Lastly, we believe our suspicions and concerns with the Rexist Party can be equally applied to the Stratocratist Party of Bolrieg, whom we see as little more than Rexists with a truly misguided fixation with brutal military rule. However, we perhaps wish the Stratocratists luck in your election, as it shall hopefully split the vote with the Rexists, ensuring your Aldaes Dfragre becomes the first Prime Minister of Bolrieg.

We in Aaaaaa are currently dealing with dangerous, overblown speculation from our own detractors about a nearing Aaaaaan election, as a very small minority of Aaaaaans see a few, select other individuals more deserving of being Aaaaaan President than our very own Şemsettin Aleyilakos. Largely irrelevant and inexperienced as they are, these people, particularly the aggressive and misguided Rehnsaiv Kasualanos, and the far-right war-monger known as Eirerro Kneriod, have cried foul time and time again about how Aaaaaan elections are handled, but the reality is, an overwhelmingly large proportion of the Aaaaaan population are already extremely happy with President Aleyilakos. Should, however, an election in our country occur, we hope the then-in-power Liberal Party of Bolrieg will offer their full support and endorsement to President Aleyilakos.


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Postby Bolrieg » Fri Sep 11, 2020 11:10 am

To Foreign Minister Keith Matriou.

Many thanks for your endorsement I'm glad to see other governments want to see a Liberal victory over the lunatics. It is also good to see others who understand basic economics too, hopefully if we're elected we could have competitions to see which services we can privatise the fastest.

As for the other parties yes we agree the Rexists and Stratocrats are insane, they are indeed backwards on social issues and believe public spending solves absolutely everything, this is also the case with the lunatics in your country. I hear this Kneriod character is just like Kladnov and agrees with all his policies, I have even heard that he wants to create a national health service in Aaaaaa. Some of our campaigners claimed that his supporters admitted this. I mean we have that system here and nobody wants to buy from private insurers or that the pharmacy companies have to charge only so much for their products.

Anyway if we do win the election we will be the first to support your own president in his elections, the other parties will probably force a coup over there with Bolriegian troops occupying all the cities there.

Something, Aldeas Dfragre leader of the Liberal Party of Bolrieg.


*Video of group of Communists being assaulted*

The video starts with a group of masked men filming themselves breaking into an apartment of suspected Communist students at a nearby university. The entire place was filled with communist symbols as well as busts and portraits of Lenin and other Communists. The occupants were dragged out of their beds and were to be punished for their disloyalty. All three occupants (two men and one woman) were already tied up so they couldn't escape or fight back.

The oldest of the three was in his late thirties and looked like the stereotypical leftist professor we dragged up first. The Lenin portrait was taken off the wall and smashed repeatedly on his head, after this a portrait of the High King was put on the wall in pride of place. The leftist was told to say how sorry he was and was also told to say how much he revers His Grand Majesty, instead he spits on the monarch's portrait as a result of this the assailants started beating him with bats for the next 15 minutes breaking as many bones as they could then beat him in the head until he went unconscious.

The second a younger man who was revealed to be homosexual had his kneecaps broken with hammers then one with the hammer stood on the broken kneecaps while the others kicked him repeatedly telling him to stop screaming and he deserved all this due to him being a faggot, like the previous victim he to was beaten in the head until he went unconscious. They then went around smashing up everything in the house while gathering all the remaining memorabilia and burning it in a pile.

As for the last victim she was left relatively unscathed and was instead warned this is what will happen to leftists and that when Kladnov is Prime Minister he will hang all the leftists.


After the video went viral in both Bolrieg and elsewhere, while the two who were beaten were severely hospitalised the media wanted to know what the candidates thought of the incident so statements were given.

Dfragre: "What happened here was unacceptable, what is this need for violence? I mean all these people wanted to do is smoke weed and do other stuff like that. I also noticed that Kladnov was mentioned meaning these people are Rexist supporters, everyone who supports the Rexist party either supports or is ok with this behaviour."

Nulvul: "While this attack was needless and vicious and these acts themselves should be indeed condemned this marks how much of a threat Communism poses to the Bolriegian people and I intend to see this threat stopped but we will handle it the proper way though finding and convicting those engaging of threats against the nation."

Kladnov: "Well what did you expect? Did you actually believe that these vermin should be allowed to infect our way of life with their depraved actions? No I believe they did right people should beat the leftism out of these idiots. Also one of them is a "professor" I mean what is he doing living with his students? It appears not only spewing his terrible ideology to the youth but it also seems that this prick also want other favours from them as well. What a creep, some of the people he is supposed to teach are young enough to be his children. I think the hospital staff should punch him in the face every time they interact with him."

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How exactly would the Stratocratic Party somehow purge the entire bureaucracy, and all its centuries of laws and agents, and replace them with military men? That would take years, if not a decade. Surely the Stratocrats have put forward a plan explaining how this will be done, yes?
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The punishment for homosexuality should be exacted in a fair and impartial trial with full due process given to the individual. Beating up an otherwise innocent man for POSSIBLY being a sodomite is evil. We call for the Bolriegian realm to immediately round up and prosecute these individuals. Don't randomly target people that you think MIGHT be homosexuals. Bolrieg has a court system for a reason. See something, say something, and let the law take it from there.


(An encrypted message arrived underneath the public dispatch, directed towards the Rexists.)


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Good work on smashing that portrait of Lenin over that dude's head. Keep it up.

Next time, though, don't randomly target people that you think MIGHT be homosexuals. Bolrieg has a court system for a reason. See something, say something, and let the law take it from there.
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The White Palace, Shadforad, Bolrieg

The White Palace built in 1857 by High King Fangez IVy as his winter residence or as a place of recreation from his long hours at court, now it acts as the residence for the more minor members of the Karlolov Royal Family, in particular the branch's aged Patriarch Prince Starnalf who turned 121 recently, despite this he still retained most of his faculties although in recent years he has played the role of the goofy grandad, getting up to various antics to the amusement of many. Partially due to his retirement from his duties and partially due to him trying to soften his image. In the past, however, he had headed a period in Bolriegian history known as the "Regency" which saw many reforms to the Bolriegian system especially economics which improved the lives of most Bolriegian people. While at the same time his twenty years in charge saw the crackdown of anyone considered subversive to the Bolriegian way of life especially those on the political left.

While the reigning High King had agreed to not endorse any party for office which would have been seen as unfair due to his popularity, however Prince Starnalf has no such obligation to this and his actions could be seen as an unofficial endorsement of whoever is most prefered to win the election. Fearing a split in the Conservative vote the Price invited the leadership of both the Rexist and Stratocratic parties to the palace in order to reach an agreement and consolidate support. Julipine Kladnov having the higher favourable rating was the clear choice to lead the new coalition forward while Grand Field Marshall Uljen Nulvul and the Stratocrats agreed to drop their party on the ballot, in exchange for this Kladnov had agreed to raise funding for defence back up to the levels during the Regency and had agreed to have a quarter of his cabinet made up of military officers.

When this agreement was announced to the public most were jubilant especially in the more blue collar areas and countryside of Bolrieg, plus the edition of the unified support of the troops for the Rexist party. However, there were some who were not as pleased, especially those who were imprisoned under the Regency who saw the next election potentially returning to those days. There were protestors of around 1000 people around the White Palace, with the those who were imprisoned and tortured in the jails at the time speaking up about their experiences. This was being drowned out by the noise of the 5000 counter protesters who were chanting and singing Pro-Regency songs while waving Bolriegian flags and various banners with either Anti-Communist slogans or those referencing the "Crayfish" (a method used to kill members of the opposition during that time which happens to those still although to a much lesser extent). such as banners saying "Prince Starnalf's Seafood Restaurant" with a picture of Prince Starnalf in a chef's outfit holding a boiling pan.

The Foreign Office, Shadforad, Bolrieg

On the other side of the city another news story broke, the Liberal Party under Aldaes Dfragre had been caught in a scandal involving the party using their campaign funds to buy cryptocurrency. While not illegal in Bolrieg just yet it is still seen as immoral and corrupt. Reporters and protesters were surrounding the building while a few of the Liberal supporters were complaining how they should be allowed to do what they want with their money. Dfragre had been drinking even more than usual due to the scandal and had to have an interview about this, he had left to go to the nearest news station and explain his action.

At the station the cameras were rolling and the main interviewer was ready to ask the questions.

Interviewer: "So Mr Dfragre why did you think it would be a good idea to use campaign funds for investments?"

Dfragre: "Well, th-there isn-n't anything wrong with that is there?

Interviewer: "Can you not see how this maybe viewed as being corrupt? In fact the opposition are wanting you charged for corruption."

Dfragre: "Of course they do, so fucking moralistic. 'oooh you can not spend your money how you want, oooh you can't drink whiskey on the job, ooh you can't use drugs, ooh blah blah blah' if I want to spend money on Amrita then I can, in fact it might be beneficial since Kladnov loves stimulus spending and wants to keep the printer running as much as possible. I have better economics than he does, people outside of Bolrieg on the internet say so."

Interviewer: "Oh the internet you say? A very trustworthy source, in fact there are some on the internet that have made some serious allegations against you. Trying to pay for sex and trying to have someone kidnapped?"

Dfragre: "Those are from Jalnatzic smear trolls, don't listen to those"

Interviewer: "They're on the internet and according to your logic they must be true."

Dfragre: "...Wrong, you- drink piss! Those are lies!"

Interviewer: "So those that support what you say are true and those that don't are false?

Dfragre: "That, it is right..."

Interviewer: *Sighs* "Ok then, another question. Are you drunk?"

Dfragre: *Drinks from a half bottle of whiskey* "...No, I am not drunk..."

Interviewer: "I have just seen you drink and so has everyone else, stop acting stupid."

Dfragre: "You are lying, you love the Jalnatzic and being paid to make me look bad" *Falls off his seat and lands face first on the floor*

Interviewer: "I think we are done here."

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Postby Bolrieg » Sat Sep 24, 2022 8:09 am

After an age of a seemingly endless election season the High King Bozhygniev IX alongside much of the Bolriegian population finally lost patience with the lack of organisation and the attempts of the Liberal party which due to their campaign being in freefall had successfully avoided debates and causing the election date to be pushed back until they can recover. Had called the elections to be held on this day, in response everyone who was eligible to vote rushed towards the nearest polling stations with the staff nearly unable to handle the influx of voters, leading to instances of supporters from each party snatching ballot papers to check how the person voted which caused fights to ensue depending on which choice was selected.

Due to the chaos the military had taken over the polling stations to ensure people were able to vote peacefully and forced everyone into a line, detaining those who refused to comply and were to be released after the results. By 8:00pm the polls were closed, unsurprisingly the Rexist party was quick to take the lead and by 5:00 the results had been called in and they had von the popular vote by over 80% and due to electoral system with a winner take all in each of the states meant that the Rexists held all the seats in parliament and, therefore, were to form the first elected government and Julipine Kladnov was to be sent to the Grand Palace to be sworn in as Bolrieg's first Prime Minister. After the ceremony which Kladnov had sworn loyalty to the Crown and Kingdom was asked by the Monarch to form a new government and left for his new official residence, supporters of Kladnov were celebrating the results, leading to a mass drunken revelry throughout the Kingdom, while supporters of Dfragre had stayed at home to drink away their sorrows claiming the election was fixed.

In the aftermath those dissatisfied with both options had resolved to form new parties in order to present another alternative to the current selection. Such as those who are wanting to for a party based on stronger labour rights and the free coinage of silver. While others had called for a reduction in the powers of the monarchy. In the meantime, however, everyone awaits the upcoming actions of their new elected government.

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Postby Fenwick Foundation » Sat Sep 24, 2022 11:59 am

"Heh. I slept with his daughter once," said George Fenwick II upon hearing of the result.
In 2021, Lord President George Fenwick lost re-election and sacked Munkchester. He and his son promptly escaped from community service in Sweden to international waters. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as slavers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the Fenwick Foundation.


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