by Bolrieg » Mon May 04, 2020 8:21 am
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Mon May 11, 2020 7:18 pm
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Mon May 11, 2020 7:38 pm
by Bolrieg » Fri May 15, 2020 4:33 am
To the Lord President George Fenwick
We appreciate your endorsement of our Party going into the future elections, as I'm sure you're aware the other parties are made up of lunatics, whereas we support order and stability. Where we would draw the line however is at slavery, while there are prisons in Bolrieg where they have to work for their keep we refuse to take part in the selling of human beings as that not only is it abhorrent but it is also idiotic as having large numbers of enslaved people within your borders poses a massive security risk with their motivations for revolt.
Best regards, Colonel Prazarg Gyurtic II Secretary of the Bolriegian Stratocratic Party.
*Video opens with a man in a mock dictators uniform with a what appears to be a dildo taped to his hat*
"People of Bolrieg hear my words I am the Lord President George Fido Wildo Frodo Gumbo Pear Cheese Thingymajig Bentdick of the Shitho- I mean Mighty Republic of Munkcester, did you know we have slaves? I'd like to point out the fact that we have slaves, the slaves are really happy to be here, so is everybody else." *stares down a frightened old woman* "Aren't they?"
"Oh y-y-yes, we are..."
"You see we are all happy in Munkcester, those who aren't would be hung as high and short as my penis. Now we hate the prospect Julipine Klansman taking office, but I am attracted to his daughter. I really want her for my own, can't she take the hint I like her when I call her a whore. That's our system of courtship here, why doesn't she like me?" *Runs away crying*
by Bolrieg » Sat May 16, 2020 10:20 am
by Munkcestrian RepubIic » Sat May 16, 2020 4:44 pm
by Bolrieg » Sat May 16, 2020 5:50 pm
To the Lord President George Fenwick
Well ok that's your business, so I won't comment on what you do. As for the slave trade discounting the moral aspect, in Bolrieg it simply isn't needed we do not rely on cheap foreign labour and instead pay Bolriegians do the work and invest in certain technologies that would remove the need for cheap labour. Now if you seek to import thousands of foreigners to work in whatever industries you have willingly or otherwise that is your business. We on the other hand have no use for such an institution.
As for Miss Kladnov I don't care much for the gutter politics of the other two parties and please don't drag us into it, thank you. We are the party that intends to bring order and stability to Bolrieg and to not behave in the disgraceful manner the other parties behave. If you son were to be interested in her she won't reciprocate that interest and lets leave it at that.
Best regards, Colonel Prazarg Gyurtic II Secretary of the Bolriegian Stratocratic Party.
by Bolrieg » Sat May 23, 2020 11:57 am
by Bolrieg » Sat Jun 20, 2020 9:48 am
by McNernia » Sat Jun 20, 2020 1:18 pm
From:HM Emilion IV MacInamara
To:High King Hegrod IX Karlolov
Cc:
Sec: PERSONAL SEAL
Sub: CONGRADULATIONS
Greetings
I am happy to hear that there is the formation of Democracy with the the strong powers of the Sovereign in the face of the possibility of those who would seek to undue the order which your proud Kingdom has built over the past few centuries. Rest well assured that I shall endevour to make sure that you receive assistance from the Archinian government in ensuring the institutions are protected against Hostile forces.
May your Nation long endure against what ales it.
Signed
E IV R
by Bolrieg » Sun Jun 28, 2020 4:21 am
To King Emilion IV MacInamara
We offer Our thanks for your support, these times may be turbulent but We are pleased to have allies such as yourself. whatever the outcome may be may our two nations remain allies indefinitely.
Signed Yours Sincerely
His Grand Majesty High King Hegrod IX
*Video compilation released of 'controversial' statements made by Julipine Kladnov and Marko Lankuric over the years*
(Interview/ debate in 1999: topic religion and secularism) Interviewer: So do you believe that Atheism has a place in Bolrieg?
Some foreign professor: Yes I believe that there should be room to not believe in a deity if that's what you think.
Kladnov: No I don't believe there should be, Athiesm goes against not only morality but also common sense...
Professor: Excuse me I have students who have high intellect who don't believe in..
Klandov: Except they're not intelligent of they believe the bullshit you believe, the only people who believe in this stupidity is braindead weed smokers with too much time on their hands. If people under your tutelage believe in this rubbish, this means you are doing a terrible job at teaching.
Professor: I teach modern art, people are encouraged to be creative.
Kladnov: Right, here I was thinking you were an actual professor who taught stuff. You don't get to comment about stuff if your occupation involved mixing piss with porridge and asking people to ponder the meaning. I have the meaning already that means you are self-centred fake intellectual twat who prides himself on spreading nonsense just to make yourself feel intelligent.
(Interview on a foreign tv news show. 2012: Topic AIDS/HIV and the LGBT.)
Kladnov: You see the reason why these gays seem to be getting this disease is obvious, you see these two diseases originated in chimps and seeing how they're both sexually transmitted diseases the origin of how this was passed it is not hard to figure out.
*Both interviewer and Gay spokesman appear shocked*
Interviewer: Are you really suggesting that, someone did something so disgusting?
Kladnov: Can't you put two and two together? It is obvious these gays openly engage in one immoral degenerate act, wouldn't surprise me if they had others.
(Speech in 2019 pre-election campaign, Marko Lankuric insulting Dorians.)
Lankuric: ...These Pomegranate chuckers are at it again, complaining that SACTO split their shithole country in half. The way I see it their land would be better off filled with Bolriegians rather than a bunch of idiots with gorsa juice dribbling out. I mean do they have anything going for them? The only thing they know is how to act like barbarians, I mean there was that discovery of their ancient "civilisation" they haven't improved much over the thousands of years. If anything they changed for the worse.
(Various clips of Julipine Kladnov further insulting gay people.)
"I would not accept any of my children being gay, if either one of my sons came home with a limp wristed mincer or if my daughter turned up with a pink haired walrus these people that come into my house will leave either beaten to a pulp or worse. Then I would give my child a stern talking to and remind them that this won't be acceptable. Mind you I have no worries about this happening since I raised them right."
"Furthermore, if you catch your son wearing a dress you hit him with the belt and just like that he stops."
"I hear some people advocate electroshock treatment in order to cure homosexuality, I understand their motives well enough but I don't support that as there are cheaper and more efficient methods of curing gayness, namely the fist."
(Referencing this.)"The bastard (Calvin Judic) had it coming, he knew full well what people though of his behaviour what is worse is how he was forcing his perversions onto others. Then when these idiots decide they want to riot and burn stuff because they do want to live like degenerates, people outside of Bolrieg are complaining about how they were dealt with. But what do they expect when they not only call for legalising homofront but also to depose His Grand Majesty, do these self righteous fools want us to give them a cup of tea or something?"
(Other clips/quotes on other topics.)
"Current EU members seem to have populations complaining about how their Empires acted in the past in their attempts to civilise various places, if you look at such former colonies such as Bagongo the problem is how they didn't go far enough in civilising places like this. If Bolrieg was the occupier then these places would be bastions of civilisation today rather than the backwaters they currently are, maybe we still have that chance."
"If I become your Prime Minister I'll ensure these various grievance groups you see around the world begging for special treatment and cash benefits due to it being them should not be taken seriously. Here I would not be pandering to these idiots, if they want money and a better style of living then they can work for it just like everyone else."
"The best way to defend you home I believe is to have a firearm in every home, if someone breaks into your home with the intention of causing you and your family harm, you shoot them dead."
"I support torture as it is effective, criminals and terrorists need torture in order to secure information from them. If one is unable to secure information, torture them anyway because they deserve it."
"Looking at the ways current democracies behave they all have political situation that is a total shower of shit, these systems are not fit for purpose. They are corrupt and Elitist by nature, the only people they'll listen to is special interests who finance their campaigns and these groups do not have either the nation or the people in mind. The best way in my opinion to represent the needs of both nation and people is to have a coup quickly, purge the other parties and go straight to dictatorship."
by Reorganisieren Reichregierung » Sun Jun 28, 2020 1:35 pm
Im Auftrag auf Seine Kaiserliche und Königliche Majestät, Der Großdeutsches Kaiser
ENCRYPTION: DATA REDACTED
TO HIS GRAND MAJESTY HIGH KING HEGROD IX
His Imperial and Royal Majesty and the Theedishland Reorganized Reich Government of the Greater Germanic Reich of the German Nation are in full support of His Grand Majesty's political overhaul of Bolreig to eliminate the power of the capricious Dralsdi who have put themselves before their liege and their country.
That being said, we are interested in closer ties between our nations. While we are not members of SACTO, that does not preclude friendship. We both are against the encroachment of Bolshevism and degeneracy, and we both have geopolitical ambitions that are not only unopposed to each other, they can even be said to be complementary.
Furthermore, Theedishland wishes His Grand Majesty the best of luck in this grand endeavor to eliminate corruption and treason from his country.
With German regards,
Hans-Günther Graf Schwerin von Krosigk,
Reichsminister des Auswärtigen
On behalf of His Majesty Wilhelm III von Hohenzollern,
Kaiser von Deutschland und König von Preußen
Führer des Großdeutsches Reiches
Führer der Nation
Führer aller GermanenGROSSGERMANISCHES REICH DER DEUTSCHEN NATION
GROSSGERMANISCHES REICH DEUTSCHEN NATION
Canons: Kali Yuga | TSC
Overview | Government | Military | Economy
by Rookanse » Sun Jun 28, 2020 10:18 pm
To:Mr. Aldaes Dfragre
From:President Matthys Breytenbach
Dear Mr. Dfragre
Congratulations on your country's entrance into democracy! These are very exciting times for everyone involved. I understand that the pressure is mounting on you; we've all seen that for ourselves. I don't want to add to those troubles, but alongside some questions, I do have some honest concerns. Firstly, I would like to ask about how you intend to keep up your current positions. I'm sure you've noticed that there is an extreme divide between you and the Rexists for instance. Is it maybe more wise to soften your positions so that they be not as extreme as they are? Moderate voters are a continually sought after voting bloc, and if you sway them, their turnout may surprise you.
Speaking again of the political divide, if your party wins, how would you be able to support those who voted for other parties, especially when their ideologies as so different from yours? Parties such as these are not mainstream in Rookanse, so I honestly wouldn't know where to start.
Finally, I don't mean to come off as rude, but I hope that you have moved on from that unfortunate start to your campaign. I don't need to tell you, but millions of free-minded souls are looking to you to be the leader they need when the other options may be punishment or death. Be the enlightened leader that everyone says you are. You became the leader of your party, that in itself is a feat of greatness. Show Bolrieg what true freedom looks like.
Sincerely, Matthys Breytenbach
by Al Mased » Mon Jun 29, 2020 5:52 pm
by Bolrieg » Wed Jul 08, 2020 3:00 pm
To Reichsminister Hans-Günther Graf Schwerin von Krosigk,
We appreciate the efforts and the offer of friendship from His Imperial and Royal Majesty Kaiser Wilhelm III indeed our goals of uniting and defending our people in the face of such enemies We also hope in time to crush our enemies both at home and abroad. To achieve such a goal the EU must be dismantled and peace will reign on the continent, freeing us time to pursue further goals abroad preventing communism posing a threat. To this end we must increase our influence in the the southern continent, the people there are susceptible to Leftist influences and we must step in and prevent such an ideology from taking root.
Signed Yours Sincerely
His Grand Majesty High King Hegrod IX
To President Matthys Breytenbach
Thanks I like it myself, they are exiting times indeed. There is a lot of pressure on me at the moment, not to worry I have plenty of stuff to help me relax. Whiskey helps a lot, if I become Prime Minister we should share a drink to celebrate. I personally don't see what is wrong with any of my positions, maybe I wouldn't fine charity. It's your money do what you want with it, moderates will choose the sane option that's us. If we win there would be no need to reach out to those who voted for the other parties because they lost. If they complain then they are sore losers and shouldn't be listened to.
Now as for my start everyone there had a good time at the event so there will be plenty of opportunities to show how good my party is. Not to worry I will certainly be the enlightened leader that those who want enlightened leadership. Indeed all Liberal minded people in Bolrieg put their trust in me as their leader this is good I agree. As for freedom I will certainly do this in spades, for example as you've probably seen from our manifesto we seek to do the largest amount of mass privatisation the world has seen. Maybe after we've showed you how well it has worked you could be inspired to do this also.
Something, Aldeas Dfragre leader of the Liberal Party of Bolrieg.
To Sultan Hassad
We acknowledge the new times we face, the knowledge of your support is most appreciated. We would also like to remind you that after this election is finished things will most likely return to normal. So no need to worry as We will seek prosperity and peace. We will also inform Mr Kladnov that you support his party for government.
Signed Yours Sincerely
His Grand Majesty High King Hegrod IX
by Reorganisieren Reichregierung » Fri Jul 10, 2020 1:08 am
Im Auftrag auf Seine Kaiserliche und Königliche Majestät, Der Großdeutsches Kaiser
ENCRYPTION: DATA REDACTED
TO HIS GRAND MAJESTY HIGH KING HEGROD IX
On behalf of our nation, we are delighted that you have accepted our hand of friendship, and extended your own. His Imperial and Royal Majesty is most willing to help you increase your nation's influence in the southern part of the continent to prevent communism from taking root. Apart from any direct assistance on our part, we can divide the attentions of the EU by forcing the question of Braunstein and the rest of Theedishland held captive by those impure wretches, while your nation is securing the south from Bolsehevism, and to weaken the EU before the final confrontation leading to the dismantlement of it's tyranny.
As for your enemies at home, only the Rexists can enable Your Grand Majesty to crush the slaves of cultural Bolshevism. Their platform is most sound and will allow Your Grand Majesty to strike against the wicked and the treasonous without institutional resistance from the communists and their fellow travellers of the Liberal Party. This may be considered an official endorsement on behalf of the Rexists by His Imperial and Royal Majesty.
With German regards,
Hans-Günther Graf Schwerin von Krosigk,
Reichsminister des Auswärtigen
On behalf of His Majesty Wilhelm III von Hohenzollern,
Kaiser von Deutschland und König von Preußen
Führer des Großdeutsches Reiches
Führer der Nation
Führer aller GermanenGROSSGERMANISCHES REICH DER DEUTSCHEN NATION
GROSSGERMANISCHES REICH DEUTSCHEN NATION
Canons: Kali Yuga | TSC
Overview | Government | Military | Economy
by Bolrieg » Tue Sep 01, 2020 4:48 pm
To King Emilion IV MacInamara
May this alliance of ours last for as long as the world exists, We too will do our utmost to halt the advances of the EU while your nation takes back it's rightful claims, just as we intend to do. As for Mr Kladnov and his party We shall let him know of your support
Signed Yours Sincerely
His Grand Majesty High King Hegrod IX
To the Leader of Romextly
We appreciate your endorsement and hope to improve relations after our victory.
Best regards, Andresus Klartic, Secretary of the Bolriegian Rexist Party.
by Aaaaaa » Wed Sep 09, 2020 1:23 am
P.T.KCIROH, President______________________________________B.N.NLEGIOROS, Chairman____________________________M.P.IEBARIRAKOS, Vice-President
TREISSAU PAPER COMPANYMoelle, AaaaaaSat'litter'ad scrib'in / This letter is to be written in
Region of Selene
_CONCLUS ENGLISH______
Providas'litter'hil'scrib'in'ante'dicitur'lingua please'return'litter'locus'scriba'dicitur. / If this letter is not written in the aforementioned language, please return this letter to the address written below.APPROVED LETTER FROM THE OFFICE OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS OF THE GOVERNMENT OF AAAAAA-HOJFAELD258 Kneriganos Via, Moelle, September 9th, 2020
This message is to be regarded to the general media and political heads of the Liberal Party of Bolrieg.
The Government of Aaaaaa-Hojfæld is pleased to endorse and support the LIBERAL PARTY OF BOLRIEG and its head ALDAES DFRAGRE for Prime Minister. The citizens of Aaaaaa understand and sympathize with the plights of Bolrieg, as Aaaaaa was, not more than eight years ago, under a brutal socialist regime that had threatened Aaaaaa's citizenry and economy for almost an entire century. Your strong and unyielding support for a truly free market is admirable and the lengths your party is willing to go to to achieve properly unrestricted laissez-faire economics is something perhaps unseen in the current modern politcal sphere, something that any freedom-valuing Aaaaaan will strongly commend.
Furthermore, we strongly contest the "values" your opposition, the Rexist Party of Bolrieg, represent. The Rexists, as we see it, seem to believe in dramatic pullbacks of basic economic freedoms, as well as unnessessary social programs that will undoubtedly clog up the Bolriegian Government, while at the same time, spiking taxes to absorbent amounts. We also, with acknowledgement to perhaps similar Aaaaaan cultural traditions, reject the Rexist's bloated social restrictions that threaten to turn Bolrieg into an authoritarian regime, not dissimilar to the previously aforementioned one Aaaaaa had suffered under.
Lastly, we believe our suspicions and concerns with the Rexist Party can be equally applied to the Stratocratist Party of Bolrieg, whom we see as little more than Rexists with a truly misguided fixation with brutal military rule. However, we perhaps wish the Stratocratists luck in your election, as it shall hopefully split the vote with the Rexists, ensuring your Aldaes Dfragre becomes the first Prime Minister of Bolrieg.
We in Aaaaaa are currently dealing with dangerous, overblown speculation from our own detractors about a nearing Aaaaaan election, as a very small minority of Aaaaaans see a few, select other individuals more deserving of being Aaaaaan President than our very own Şemsettin Aleyilakos. Largely irrelevant and inexperienced as they are, these people, particularly the aggressive and misguided Rehnsaiv Kasualanos, and the far-right war-monger known as Eirerro Kneriod, have cried foul time and time again about how Aaaaaan elections are handled, but the reality is, an overwhelmingly large proportion of the Aaaaaan population are already extremely happy with President Aleyilakos. Should, however, an election in our country occur, we hope the then-in-power Liberal Party of Bolrieg will offer their full support and endorsement to President Aleyilakos.
Very Sincerely Yours
Keith Matriou, Office of Foreign Affairs
AURNVONS LAUNCH ATTACKS ON SPICUEIL AGAIN • BOMBSHELL REPORT ALLEGES LIEVUE TROOPS DELIBERATELY KILLING CIVILIANS • BEATINNEN SAYS ACTIVE REBELLION STANDS AT "WELL OVER 3000 ARMED MEN & WOMEN" • LIEVUE MEDIA CLAIM CEASEFIRE AGREEMENT IS IN DEVELOPMENT
by Bolrieg » Fri Sep 11, 2020 11:10 am
To Foreign Minister Keith Matriou.
Many thanks for your endorsement I'm glad to see other governments want to see a Liberal victory over the lunatics. It is also good to see others who understand basic economics too, hopefully if we're elected we could have competitions to see which services we can privatise the fastest.
As for the other parties yes we agree the Rexists and Stratocrats are insane, they are indeed backwards on social issues and believe public spending solves absolutely everything, this is also the case with the lunatics in your country. I hear this Kneriod character is just like Kladnov and agrees with all his policies, I have even heard that he wants to create a national health service in Aaaaaa. Some of our campaigners claimed that his supporters admitted this. I mean we have that system here and nobody wants to buy from private insurers or that the pharmacy companies have to charge only so much for their products.
Anyway if we do win the election we will be the first to support your own president in his elections, the other parties will probably force a coup over there with Bolriegian troops occupying all the cities there.
Something, Aldeas Dfragre leader of the Liberal Party of Bolrieg.
*Video of group of Communists being assaulted*
The video starts with a group of masked men filming themselves breaking into an apartment of suspected Communist students at a nearby university. The entire place was filled with communist symbols as well as busts and portraits of Lenin and other Communists. The occupants were dragged out of their beds and were to be punished for their disloyalty. All three occupants (two men and one woman) were already tied up so they couldn't escape or fight back.
The oldest of the three was in his late thirties and looked like the stereotypical leftist professor we dragged up first. The Lenin portrait was taken off the wall and smashed repeatedly on his head, after this a portrait of the High King was put on the wall in pride of place. The leftist was told to say how sorry he was and was also told to say how much he revers His Grand Majesty, instead he spits on the monarch's portrait as a result of this the assailants started beating him with bats for the next 15 minutes breaking as many bones as they could then beat him in the head until he went unconscious.
The second a younger man who was revealed to be homosexual had his kneecaps broken with hammers then one with the hammer stood on the broken kneecaps while the others kicked him repeatedly telling him to stop screaming and he deserved all this due to him being a faggot, like the previous victim he to was beaten in the head until he went unconscious. They then went around smashing up everything in the house while gathering all the remaining memorabilia and burning it in a pile.
As for the last victim she was left relatively unscathed and was instead warned this is what will happen to leftists and that when Kladnov is Prime Minister he will hang all the leftists.
by TURTLESHROOM II » Fri Oct 16, 2020 7:35 pm
!
How exactly would the Stratocratic Party somehow purge the entire bureaucracy, and all its centuries of laws and agents, and replace them with military men? That would take years, if not a decade. Surely the Stratocrats have put forward a plan explaining how this will be done, yes?
As TS adapts to new normal, large flagellant sects remain -|- TurtleShroom forfeits imperial dignity -|- "Skibidi Toilet" creator awarded highest artistic honor for contributions to wholesome family entertainment (obscene gestures cut out)
by TURTLESHROOM II » Fri Oct 16, 2020 7:38 pm
!!!
REPLY TO THE RECENT BROADCASTS
The punishment for homosexuality should be exacted in a fair and impartial trial with full due process given to the individual. Beating up an otherwise innocent man for POSSIBLY being a sodomite is evil. We call for the Bolriegian realm to immediately round up and prosecute these individuals. Don't randomly target people that you think MIGHT be homosexuals. Bolrieg has a court system for a reason. See something, say something, and let the law take it from there.
!
Good work on smashing that portrait of Lenin over that dude's head. Keep it up.
Next time, though, don't randomly target people that you think MIGHT be homosexuals. Bolrieg has a court system for a reason. See something, say something, and let the law take it from there.
As TS adapts to new normal, large flagellant sects remain -|- TurtleShroom forfeits imperial dignity -|- "Skibidi Toilet" creator awarded highest artistic honor for contributions to wholesome family entertainment (obscene gestures cut out)
by Bolrieg » Thu Jul 08, 2021 5:01 am
by Bolrieg » Sat Sep 24, 2022 8:09 am
by Fenwick Foundation » Sat Sep 24, 2022 11:59 am
Advertisement
Users browsing this forum: Blueyralia
Advertisement