TO: The Federal Empire of Astares Amauricanum
FROM: The Confederation of the New Visayan Islands
RE: Condolences
I had hoped to send a more joyous message.
We have received reports of an accident aboard one of your warships that cost the lives of your personnel and wish to offer our sincerest condolences. In addition, we offer our best wishes and hope for the swift recovery of those injured in the incident.
While this message would normally be sent from our embassy, given that the entire staff of the Visayan Embassy is still under quarantine for COVID-19, it was determined that I send this message to you.
Sincerely,
Dr. Jack Castro, PhD (International Relations)
Secretary of Foreign Affairs
Confederation of the New Visayan Islands
Jack Castro
Department of Foreign Affairs Building, Mandaue, DH
February 17th, AD 2020
0932 PHT
Jack had finished sending his message to Astares Amauricanum when he left for the bathroom. This entire business was getting out of control, he thought to himself as he drained the snake. Flushing afterwards, he washed before returning to his room, where the Council was reporting on the latest updates.
"This just in: HNU-Med reports one patient under investigation dead," Abellana said. "They're scheduling an autopsy as we speak."
"Wait, didn't the hospital report number seven yesterday?" Secretary Reyes said.
"That's right, Boss, but from what the report tells me the initial cause of death was a heart attack; the autopsy will confirm whether or not he had SARS-CoV-2 when he croaked."
"Very well," President Cui said. "Aisha, Julian, keep us in the loop as soon as you get updates. Nate?"
"Frank, it's a real mess out there," Secretary de los Reyes said. "Between the accident on IAS Ebon Atoll and some particularly questionable signal traffic, things are getting a little too cloudy for anyone's tastes." He made a mental note to thank Director Calomarde of the Defense Intelligence Directorate and Director-General Santiago of the Communications Security Directorate for the information.
"And we're looking at what seems to be a propaganda war; initial reports of law enforcement personnel shooting protesters seem to be given context with what CCTV footage reveals to be an armed protester firing upon the cops," Teresita added.
"Fuck me," Jack interjected, "it's almost like Tagbilaran!" A similar scenario, where radicals infiltrating a protest opened fire on law enforcement one Sunday morning, starting the Tagbilaran Riots of 2003. That spanned five days and saw over two hundred dead with hundreds of injured and thousands of arrests.
Further discussion lasted until eleven, after which Secretary Castro sent out another missive.
TO: Royal Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Principality of Shikonjima
FROM: Department of Foreign Affairs, Confederation of the New Visayan Islands
RE: Taihou Riot
The Confederation has received disturbing news surrounding the Reunification; fragmented reports suggest that a protest against the reunification has devolved into outright rioting with what is presumably lethal force being deployed in an attempt to suppress said rioting.
Long story short, we only ask that an investigation be done as soon as possible to ascertain whether what has transpired is an isolated incident or a sign that we should be more concerned regarding the civil rights issues accompanying the reunification process.
We hope for a peaceful resolution to this problem.
Sincerely,
Dr. Jack Castro, PhD (International Relations)
Secretary of Foreign Affairs
Confederation of the New Visayan Islands