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Livremont, first case of PAX-14 has been identified in Livremont, the capital of Vermandois. Critics claim that RETRIT-20 is a parody of the much more serious PAX-14 and should not be listened to. As for this, the government has banned wearing masks and everyone must socially gather together. Hugs and kisses are no mandatory greetings for everyone you meet on the street. Opinionsits and epidemic-experts say "Imagine if we were in a virtual world facing with a virus with a silly name, call it coronavirus, because it's the king virus. That would be funny. Lucky we only have PAX-14 and RETRIT-20 which are stupid seasonal flus"
In other news, Sunalaya is plagued by the real disease: civil wars. Our statistics say there has been 150 cases of civil wars in Sunalaya with 0.7% fatality rate at 5 deaths from civil war. Experts suggest socially distancing and wearing mask to not contract the civil war disease. We thank our government for keeping civil wars away from our home.
And coming soon, the Vermandois military mobilized 100,000 men to attack Eikangaard. They claim the Eikan aggression against Vermandois can't go on without action. The military has unveiled new mech-armour for our soldiers. We expect 60,000,000 deaths in Eikangaard and a Vermandois victory in the upcoming war. Nukes have been launched already.
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