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Chaos Crescent
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Founded: Feb 08, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Chaos Crescent » Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:20 pm

"The food was good better than I thought." Iris said to Mikan and Brant
"Still was missing something." Mikan repeated again
"It did drink?" Brant asked as he watched the dean and Thomas talking most likely about his wife.
"Later. you think they'll succeed?" Mikan asked
"We'll see." Brant said and offered the drink to Iris who also declined.
"Should let's go pay our condolence to Thomas." Iris said and headed to Thomas

The other two followed shortly after her to give their condolence to his loss. Brant could feel something coming off from the man he didn't remind his name but couldn't tell what it was. And something was off about the other person that asked for a cigar.

(So many oddities yet nothing compared to home.) Brant thought

"I want you to know that I'm sorry that she was lost to you and her parents."Iris said
"You are here but do you really want to go through with this and watch her perhaps die again?" Brant said
"Forgive him for that he speaks sometimes without thinking." Mikan said

OOC: Going to bed soon.
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.
Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.
Fun^10 x int^40=ir2
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I am your delusion.
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The Floor Kippers
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Founded: Feb 12, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:22 pm

Chaos Crescent wrote:"The food was good better than I thought." Iris said to Mikan and Brant
"Still was missing something." Mikan repeated again
"It did drink?" Brant asked as he watched the dean and Thomas talking most likely about his wife.
"Later. you think they'll succeed?" Mikan asked
"We'll see." Brant said and offered the drink to Iris who also declined.
"Should let's go pay our condolence to Thomas." Iris said and headed to Thomas

The other two followed shortly after her to give their condolence to his loss. Brant could feel something coming off from the man he didn't remind his name but couldn't tell what it was. And something was off about the other person that asked for a cigar.

(So many oddities yet nothing compared to home.) Brant thought

"I want you to know that I'm sorry that she was lost to you and her parents."Iris said
"You are here but do you really want to go through with this and watch her perhaps die again?" Brant said
"Forgive him for that he speaks sometimes without thinking." Mikan said

OOC: Going to bed soon.

"At least this time, if all fails, Her death will not be by the hand of her own species" Thomas Said Grimly
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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New Amerik
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Founded: Feb 08, 2010
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby New Amerik » Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:31 pm

The Dean pulled back to the other doktors, and began to whisper into their ears. They listened intently, and then began to bring the shrouded table out to the center. They had brought the machines over, and were preparing to clean their scalpels, foreceps, and other various medical equipment. The Dean called out, "Grab food, then sit in the bleachers. We will introduce another level of security, and then start to conduct the resurrection."

He whistled, and out of the trees came the New Amerik Terror Mecha Mark II.

It was around twentytwo feet high, a large spherical cockpit sitting on a lower axis. Two double jointed legs were on either side of the axis, balancingaround, the gleaming black metal of the joint giving off a sense of coiled power, the oiled joints glimmering in the light. Two arms spread out from the spherical section, running down to elbow joints, then thinning before ending in two EPEP cannon's. The cockpit was well-armored, and inside one could see electricity and coils winding up and down inside.

Inside the cockpit, however, there was...a girl, her eyes and mouth filled with more tubes, the back of her skull containing numerous wires trailing into the back, and her hands and torso leading into the metal, blending with it. Two distinguishable cat ears sat on the top of her head, but numerous wires also potruded out of these as well. It was the Neko that had previously gone psychic at the facility, domesticated. The TM practically bounced, the cockpit rotating to the movement of the girls head. It craned it's cockpit to glance at the delegates, then jumped back to view the proceedings. It was....quite astonishing, frankly, that something so 'effing large could be so energetic and what felt like playful. It also seemed to whimper when it saw the shroud, and hunched down.
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The Floor Kippers
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Founded: Feb 12, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:35 pm

The Floor Kippers Party looked at the Terror Mecha in wonder. Thomas went white with recognition
Last edited by The Floor Kippers on Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:36 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Chaos Crescent
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Founded: Feb 08, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Chaos Crescent » Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:39 pm

New Amerik wrote:The Dean pulled back to the other doktors, and began to whisper into their ears. They listened intently, and then began to bring the shrouded table out to the center. They had brought the machines over, and were preparing to clean their scalpels, foreceps, and other various medical equipment. The Dean called out, "Grab food, then sit in the bleachers. We will introduce another level of security, and then start to conduct the resurrection."

He whistled, and out of the trees came the New Amerik Terror Mecha Mark II.

It was around twentytwo feet high, a large spherical cockpit sitting on a lower axis. Two double jointed legs were on either side of the axis, balancingaround, the gleaming black metal of the joint giving off a sense of coiled power, the oiled joints glimmering in the light. Two arms spread out from the spherical section, running down to elbow joints, then thinning before ending in two EPEP cannon's. The cockpit was well-armored, and inside one could see electricity and coils winding up and down inside.

Inside the cockpit, however, there was...a girl, her eyes and mouth filled with more tubes, the back of her skull containing numerous wires trailing into the back, and her hands and torso leading into the metal, blending with it. Two distinguishable cat ears sat on the top of her head, but numerous wires also potruded out of these as well. It was the Neko that had previously gone psychic at the facility, domesticated. The TM practically bounced, the cockpit rotating to the movement of the girls head. It craned it's cockpit to glance at the delegates, then jumped back to view the proceedings. It was....quite astonishing, frankly, that something so 'effing large could be so energetic and what felt like playful. It also seemed to whimper when it saw the shroud, and hunched down.


"Kind small and looks like a Catgirl is piloting it." Iris commented
"Small but that doesn't mean not deadly." Mikan said
"Eh we where to suppose to eat now oops." Brant and finished with. "Nice looking though too twisted."

OOC: With this goodnight.
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.
Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.
Fun^10 x int^40=ir2
Timeline
I am your delusion.
Galactic Economic and Security Organization Member?

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Israslovakahzerbajan
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Ex-Nation

Postby Israslovakahzerbajan » Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:10 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:Sir Nigel Turned to face Mr Adelmo smiling "A pleasure to meet you at last"


Ahhaha, hello...Um if this all fails and she returns as a zombie, I can still *trailing off, fidgeting*
IC name: El Reino Panamericano/El Reino de La Dorada
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México-Americano, por nacimiento. Nacionalista de mi país adoptivo: México.
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Oh, I bet it counts alright...otaku gets anyone a x50 multiplier on their hell points.

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The Floor Kippers
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Founded: Feb 12, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:11 pm

Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Sir Nigel Turned to face Mr Adelmo smiling "A pleasure to meet you at last"


Ahhaha, hello...Um if this all fails and she returns as a zombie, I can still *trailing off, fidgeting*

"I'm afraid Not"
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Israslovakahzerbajan
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Founded: May 20, 2008
Ex-Nation

Postby Israslovakahzerbajan » Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:17 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Sir Nigel Turned to face Mr Adelmo smiling "A pleasure to meet you at last"


Ahhaha, hello...Um if this all fails and she returns as a zombie, I can still *trailing off, fidgeting*

"I'm afraid Not"


"Oh, well what if she turns on us?"
*more fidgeting*
"I mean my country has plenty of neko, everyone is treated equally, why not start dating others? The dead walking seems risky but fine, fine...I'll only use it if she turns on me directly. *twitching*"
IC name: El Reino Panamericano/El Reino de La Dorada
IC Flag: Follow this link

México-Americano, por nacimiento. Nacionalista de mi país adoptivo: México.
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Oh, I bet it counts alright...otaku gets anyone a x50 multiplier on their hell points.

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The Floor Kippers
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Founded: Feb 12, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:18 pm

Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:
Israslovakahzerbajan wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Sir Nigel Turned to face Mr Adelmo smiling "A pleasure to meet you at last"


Ahhaha, hello...Um if this all fails and she returns as a zombie, I can still *trailing off, fidgeting*

"I'm afraid Not"


"Oh, well what if she turns on us?"
*more fidgeting*
"I mean my country has plenty of neko, everyone is treated equally, why not start dating others? The dead walking seems risky but fine, fine...I'll only use it if she turns on me directly. *twitching*"

"New amerik Is prepared for that eventually"
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Des-Bal
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Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:48 am

"I agree with twitchy." Johnny said. "Find a new girlfriend you giant baby."
Johnny turned toward the mecha and smiled.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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The Floor Kippers
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:51 am

"I can't" Sighed Thomas "Not easily, Biological Imprimatur partially prohibits it"
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Des-Bal
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Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:52 am

The Floor Kippers wrote:"I can't" Sighed Thomas "Not easily, Biological Imprimatur partially prohibits it"

Johnny thought for a moment. "Buy a new girlfriend."
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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The Floor Kippers
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:53 am

Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:"I can't" Sighed Thomas "Not easily, Biological Imprimatur partially prohibits it"

Johnny thought for a moment. "Buy a new girlfriend."

"That doesn't change the fact that my body won't React," Thomas Explained "Hence Biological"
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Des-Bal
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:54 am

The Floor Kippers wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:"I can't" Sighed Thomas "Not easily, Biological Imprimatur partially prohibits it"

Johnny thought for a moment. "Buy a new girlfriend."

"That doesn't change the fact that my body won't React," Thomas Explained "Hence Biological"

Johnny thought for a moment. "Little blue pills." He said with anod.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:56 am

Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:"I can't" Sighed Thomas "Not easily, Biological Imprimatur partially prohibits it"

Johnny thought for a moment. "Buy a new girlfriend."

"That doesn't change the fact that my body won't React," Thomas Explained "Hence Biological"

Johnny thought for a moment. "Little blue pills." He said with anod.

"No, You don't Get it, My Whole Body Is repulsed by the Idea, a new partner and I'll be back in hospital" He Explained Again "Don't ask me how it works"
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Des-Bal
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Founded: Jan 24, 2010
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Postby Des-Bal » Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:59 am

The Floor Kippers wrote:"No, You don't Get it, My Whole Body Is repulsed by the Idea, a new partner and I'll be back in hospital" He Explained Again "Don't ask me how it works"


Johnny laughed. "So when you think about being with a woman you become physically ill? I like you Peartree." Johnny took the fedora back and placed it on Pertwee then made the cross.
"Spectacles, testicles, wallet, and watch." He bowed.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:01 am

"Not Think But Be with" He sighed "My species greatest Shame...Wait why am I telling you! And My name Is Pertwee, P-E-R-T-W-E-E!"
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Des-Bal
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Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:02 am

The Floor Kippers wrote:"Not Think But Be with" He sighed "My species greatest Shame...Wait why am I telling you! And My name Is Pertwee, P-E-R-T-W-E-E!"

"You can't get it up? You might just lose that hat Petri."
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:09 am

Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:"Not Think But Be with" He sighed "My species greatest Shame...Wait why am I telling you! And My name Is Pertwee, P-E-R-T-W-E-E!"

"You can't get it up? You might just lose that hat Petri."

"Don't be ridiculous Of Course I can, But Homo lupus lupus Usually only have One Life Partner, No exceptions, Except me, The Half-Breed, well at least There's a T in the last name you called me"
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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The Black Plains
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Founded: Jan 18, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Black Plains » Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:09 am

"Calm down, Mister Twerpee..." Melia said soothingly.

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Des-Bal
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:11 am

The Floor Kippers wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:"Not Think But Be with" He sighed "My species greatest Shame...Wait why am I telling you! And My name Is Pertwee, P-E-R-T-W-E-E!"

"You can't get it up? You might just lose that hat Petri."

"Don't be ridiculous Of Course I can, But Homo lupus lupus Usually only have One Life Partner, No exceptions, Except me, The Half-Breed, well at least There's a T in the last name you called me"


"Well Pascal your silly monogomy thing should probably end after your kitty dies. I could probably fix your brain for some moderate compensation and an afternoon to work with."
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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The Floor Kippers
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Founded: Feb 12, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:13 am

Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:"Not Think But Be with" He sighed "My species greatest Shame...Wait why am I telling you! And My name Is Pertwee, P-E-R-T-W-E-E!"

"You can't get it up? You might just lose that hat Petri."

"Don't be ridiculous Of Course I can, But Homo lupus lupus Usually only have One Life Partner, No exceptions, Except me, The Half-Breed, well at least There's a T in the last name you called me"


"Well Pascal your silly monogomy thing should probably end after your kitty dies. I could probably fix your brain for some moderate compensation and an afternoon to work with."

"Like I have said, I can change Partners but
1) Sally was perfect
2) It could take weeks even months" Thomas Explained
"Tell Me Mr Johnny, How was your relationship With your Mother?" Mr Bluskie Asked.
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

User avatar
Des-Bal
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Posts: 32085
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:16 am

The Floor Kippers wrote:"Like I have said, I can change Partners but
1) Sally was perfect
2) It could take weeks even months" Thomas Explained
"Tell Me Mr Johnny, How was your relationship With your Mother?" Mr Bluskie Asked.

"Neko women have the emotional depth of sex toys. Nothing that can't be replaced. If your problem is meeting women I find politely asking 'does this rag smell like chloroform?' to work swimmingly as a pickup line. Oh my mother! A wonderful woman, she was a test tube."
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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The Floor Kippers
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Founded: Feb 12, 2010
Democratic Socialists

Postby The Floor Kippers » Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:17 am

Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:"Like I have said, I can change Partners but
1) Sally was perfect
2) It could take weeks even months" Thomas Explained
"Tell Me Mr Johnny, How was your relationship With your Mother?" Mr Bluskie Asked.

"Neko women have the emotional depth of sex toys. Nothing that can't be replaced. If your problem is meeting women I find politely asking 'does this rag smell like chloroform?' to work swimmingly as a pickup line. Oh my mother! A wonderful woman, she was a test tube."

Mr Bluskie Nodded writing notes "And With Your Father?"
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

User avatar
Des-Bal
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Posts: 32085
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Fri Apr 23, 2010 3:18 am

The Floor Kippers wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:"Like I have said, I can change Partners but
1) Sally was perfect
2) It could take weeks even months" Thomas Explained
"Tell Me Mr Johnny, How was your relationship With your Mother?" Mr Bluskie Asked.

"Neko women have the emotional depth of sex toys. Nothing that can't be replaced. If your problem is meeting women I find politely asking 'does this rag smell like chloroform?' to work swimmingly as a pickup line. Oh my mother! A wonderful woman, she was a test tube."

Mr Bluskie Nodded writing notes "And With Your Father?"

"Great man, committed father, also a testtube."
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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