A Neko's Resurrection (Open, MT-PMT, Attn. Floor Kippers)

[The Rich Port]

"Why do you even have controls if you don't want that to happen? By the way that sounded wrong." Brant said

Obviamente, is para aquellos que nadamas entienden el espanol. Esto es un sistema automatizado y no puedo cambiarlo... Cambiale los settings, bruto...

Jhonny motioned with two fingers to his eyes and then to the television.

¿Y que tu miras, feo?

Johnny placed a sticky note over the camera.

Oh, gracias. Now I won't have to see your penis... anyways.

[Chaos Crescent]

"Why do you even have controls if you don't want that to happen? By the way that sounded wrong." Brant said

Obviamente, is para aquellos que nadamas entienden el espanol. Esto es un sistema automatizado y no puedo cambiarlo... Cambiale los settings, bruto...

Jhonny motioned with two fingers to his eyes and then to the television.

¿Y que tu miras, feo?

"Well how was I suppose to know." Brant said "You couldn't adjust it."

[Des-Bal]

"Why do you even have controls if you don't want that to happen? By the way that sounded wrong." Brant said

Obviamente, is para aquellos que nadamas entienden el espanol. Esto es un sistema automatizado y no puedo cambiarlo... Cambiale los settings, bruto...

Jhonny motioned with two fingers to his eyes and then to the television.

¿Y que tu miras, feo?

Johnny placed a sticky note over the camera.

Oh, gracias. Now I won't have to see your penis... anyways.

"Seriously, ask the spider. I'm going to tap that. Also why is this path so damn long?"

[The Rich Port]

Oh, gracias. Now I won't have to see your penis... anyways.

"Seriously, ask the spider. I'm going to tap that. Also why is this path so damn long?"[/quote]

Wait... I thought Des-Balians hated post-humans.

[The Floor Kippers]

Oh, gracias. Now I won't have to see your penis... anyways.

"Seriously, ask the spider. I'm going to tap that. Also why is this path so damn long?"

Wait... I thought Des-Balians hated post-humans.[/quote]
"It seems there is no stopping Johnny" Sir Nigel said wryly

[Des-Bal]

Wait... I thought Des-Balians hated post-humans.

Johnny smiled again showing off thirty eight interlocking daggers.
"They might be beneath the Lytch or even flesh monkies but Sub-Humans have their charms."

[Des-Bal]

"It seems there is no stopping Johnny" Sir Nigel said wryly

"Oh why hide my love of all women?"

[The Rich Port]

Johnny smiled again showing off thirty eight interlocking daggers.
"They might be beneath the Lytch or even flesh monkies but Sub-Humans have their charms."

"Oh why hide my love of all women?"

Brother, there is room for only one horny world leader around here. And that world leader is me. So BACK OFF.

Also, you should have come as a TV, you don't have to walk for s***.

[Des-Bal]

Johnny smiled again showing off thirty eight interlocking daggers.
"They might be beneath the Lytch or even flesh monkies but Sub-Humans have their charms."

"Oh why hide my love of all women?"

Brother, there is room for only one horny world leader around here. And that world leader is me. So BACK OFF.

Also, you should have come as a TV, you don't have to walk for s***.

"Sir I own my own rack and harem you will not win this. As for my walking I cannot trust the Shadow Gorad to deliver the Fedora with the same flair."

[Chaos Crescent]

Johnny smiled again showing off thirty eight interlocking daggers.
"They might be beneath the Lytch or even flesh monkies but Sub-Humans have their charms."

"Oh why hide my love of all women?"

Brother, there is room for only one horny world leader around here. And that world leader is me. So BACK OFF.

Also, you should have come as a TV, you don't have to walk for s***.

"By the way why didn't you make the TV without controls?" Iris added "You could've made it just stay at one volume level couldn't you?"
"Are you lazy or just value your life a lot or are you really a TV?" Mikan asked

[The Floor Kippers]

"For God's sake" Nigel Exclaimed "This is worse than the rutting season"

[Des-Bal]

"For God's sake" Nigel Exclaimed "This is worse than the rutting season"

Johnny laughed. "I think your just upset the robot is more of a man than you."

[The Rich Port]

"Sir I own my own rack and harem you will not win this. As for my walking I cannot trust the Shadow Gorad to deliver the Fedora with the same flair."

Pfft, what are you, the Shah of Moronica? Harems are for suckers who are scared of women.

"By the way why didn't you make the TV without controls?" Iris added "You could've made it just stay at one volume level couldn't you?"
"Are you lazy or just value your life a lot or are you really a TV?" Mikan asked

It's just a regular TV my positioning team found at the local pawn shop or junkyard. All of us have to be untraceable and anonymous, as per the policies of Frederic Malkovich, Overseer of the People, for my own security. So, we make do with whatever is at hand.

"For God's sake" Nigel Exclaimed "This is worse than the rutting season"

Hey, you signed up for it, buddy.

[Des-Bal]

"Sir I own my own rack and harem you will not win this. As for my walking I cannot trust the Shadow Gorad to deliver the Fedora with the same flair."

Pfft, what are you, the Shah of Moronica? Harems are for suckers who are scared of women.

Johnny smiled again showing off thirty eight interlocking daggers.
"They might be beneath the Lytch or even flesh monkies but Sub-Humans have their charms."

"By the way why didn't you make the TV without controls?" Iris added "You could've made it just stay at one volume level couldn't you?"
"Are you lazy or just value your life a lot or are you really a TV?" Mikan asked

It's just a regular TV my positioning team found at the local pawn shop or junkyard. All of us have to be untraceable and anonymous, as per the policies of Frederic Malkovich, Overseer of the People, for my own security. So, we make do with whatever is at hand.

"For God's sake" Nigel Exclaimed "This is worse than the rutting season"

Hey, you signed up for it, buddy.

"Fear is a construct of inferior creatures. The Lytch have no need for it."

[The Floor Kippers]

Sir Nigel Became solemn"You've obviously never had to climb over a pile of corpses to find a child, or swim through poison lagoons to find a Pregnant slave, whose husband is waiting 1000 miles away, you've not seen Malaria Rip through slaves like wildfire, You didn't fight Small Pox, You didn't stand Helpless at the Massacre of Christmas Eve, I didn't get a Knighthood by being a pencil Pusher, I've done things, things that strike fear into the hearts of mortals"

[The Rich Port]

"Fear is a construct of inferior creatures. The Lytch have no need for it."

Alright then, how's "inability to function socially", or even "YOU'RE A NERD". :D

[Des-Bal]

Sir Nigel Became solemn"You've obviously never had to climb over a pile of corpses to find a child, or swim through poison lagoons to find a Pregnant slave, whose husband is waiting 1000 miles away, you've not seen Malaria Rip through slaves like wildfire, You didn't fight Small Pox, You didn't stand Helpless at the Massacre of Christmas Eve, I didn't get a Knighthood by being a pencil Pusher, I've done things"

Johnny smiled. "I'm familiar with corpses I've waded through them confirming my kills, women, children, the sick, the old, prisoners doesn't really bother me and for your information I've never stood helpless anywhere. I take pleasure in watching the light leave the eyes of lesser creatuers I know nothing of fear and I promise you I did not earn my title by having milk in my veins."

"Fear is a construct of inferior creatures. The Lytch have no need for it."

Alright then, how's "inability to function socially", or even "YOU'RE A NERD".

"Functioning socially is boring. Fixing society is far more entertaining. And this nerds done miraculous things with the scalpel miraculous and terrible things."

[The Rich Port]

"Functioning socially is boring. Fixing society is far more entertaining. And this nerds done miraculous things with the scalpel miraculous and terrible things."

In my opinion, there's good nerds and bad nerds. New Amerik is full of good nerds. YOU are a bad nerd. In fact, you are a FAIL nerd. :p

[The Floor Kippers]

Sir Nigel Became solemn"You've obviously never had to climb over a pile of corpses to find a child, or swim through poison lagoons to find a Pregnant slave, whose husband is waiting 1000 miles away, you've not seen Malaria Rip through slaves like wildfire, You didn't fight Small Pox, You didn't stand Helpless at the Massacre of Christmas Eve, I didn't get a Knighthood by being a pencil Pusher, I've done things"

Johnny smiled. "I'm familiar with corpses I've waded through them confirming my kills, women, children, the sick, the old, prisoners doesn't really bother me and for your information I've never stood helpless anywhere. I take pleasure in watching the light leave the eyes of lesser creatuers I know nothing of fear and I promise you I did not earn my title by having milk in my veins."

"Fear is a construct of inferior creatures. The Lytch have no need for it."

Alright then, how's "inability to function socially", or even "YOU'RE A NERD".

"Functioning socially is boring. Fixing society is far more entertaining. And this nerds done miraculous things with the scalpel miraculous and terrible things."

"Oh the Small Pox" Sir Nigel Place his hand over his heart "The worlds finest Hour, All sentient creatures United against a common foe, And we won. Small Pox the most perfect creature on the planet, defeated by the ragtag Bunch of Misfits"

[Des-Bal]

"Functioning socially is boring. Fixing society is far more entertaining. And this nerds done miraculous things with the scalpel miraculous and terrible things."

In my opinion, there's good nerds and bad nerds. New Amerik is full of good nerds. YOU are a bad nerd. In fact, you are a FAIL nerd.

"I've reverse engineered my own species and created a monument to darwinian perfection. You my good man never leave your office."

[Des-Bal]

"Oh the Small Pox" Sir Nigel Place his hand over his heart "The worlds finest Hour, All sentient creatures United against a common foe, And we won"

"Unfair fight." Johnny said. "Maybe I'll ramp up small pox for round two and see how it goes."

[The Floor Kippers]

"Oh the Small Pox" Sir Nigel Place his hand over his heart "The worlds finest Hour, All sentient creatures United against a common foe, And we won"

"Unfair fight." Johnny said. "Maybe I'll ramp up small pox for round two and see how it goes."

"The thing no longer exists, If you'd familiarized yourself with history, the last ever Sample was thrown into a volcano" He Smiled "The Final End"

[Des-Bal]

"Oh the Small Pox" Sir Nigel Place his hand over his heart "The worlds finest Hour, All sentient creatures United against a common foe, And we won"

"Unfair fight." Johnny said. "Maybe I'll ramp up small pox for round two and see how it goes."

"The thing no longer exists, If you'd familiarized yourself with history, the last ever Sample was thrown into a volcano" He Smiled "The Final End"

"I reverse engineered my own species. Making a fun new virus is childs play. I've often pondered something that caused fits of rage or sexual energy throwing entire cities in a glorious mass of homogenous anarchy. I'll make a better small pox! A small pox terrible with banners and swords!"

[The Floor Kippers]

"Oh the Small Pox" Sir Nigel Place his hand over his heart "The worlds finest Hour, All sentient creatures United against a common foe, And we won"

"Unfair fight." Johnny said. "Maybe I'll ramp up small pox for round two and see how it goes."

"The thing no longer exists, If you'd familiarized yourself with history, the last ever Sample was thrown into a volcano" He Smiled "The Final End"

"I reverse engineered my own species. Making a fun new virus is childs play. I've often pondered something that caused fits of rage or sexual energy throwing entire cities in a glorious mass of homogenous anarchy. I'll make a better small pox! A small pox terrible with banners and swords!"

"No-One would be sick enough" Sir Nigel said shaking his head "And we'd be ready this time"

[The Rich Port]

"I've reverse engineered my own species and created a monument to darwinian perfection. You my good man never leave your office."

Hence, FAIL NERD. You should've devoted your life to making life better for people, not forcing them to be perfect robots. Also, I don't even have an office. I work from home... my ratty, 300-year-old former-warehouse-by-the-sea of a home.

Somewhere along the coast, here...