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The Rich Port
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Postby The Rich Port » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:14 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:
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"Why do you even have controls if you don't want that to happen? By the way that sounded wrong." Brant said


Obviamente, is para aquellos que nadamas entienden el espanol. Esto es un sistema automatizado y no puedo cambiarlo... Cambiale los settings, bruto...

Des-Bal wrote:Jhonny motioned with two fingers to his eyes and then to the television.


¿Y que tu miras, feo?

Johnny placed a sticky note over the camera.


Oh, gracias. Now I won't have to see your penis... anyways.

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Chaos Crescent
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Postby Chaos Crescent » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:15 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
Chaos Crescent wrote:
"Why do you even have controls if you don't want that to happen? By the way that sounded wrong." Brant said


Obviamente, is para aquellos que nadamas entienden el espanol. Esto es un sistema automatizado y no puedo cambiarlo... Cambiale los settings, bruto...

Des-Bal wrote:Jhonny motioned with two fingers to his eyes and then to the television.


¿Y que tu miras, feo?


"Well how was I suppose to know." Brant said "You couldn't adjust it."
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Postby Des-Bal » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:16 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:
Chaos Crescent wrote:
"Why do you even have controls if you don't want that to happen? By the way that sounded wrong." Brant said


Obviamente, is para aquellos que nadamas entienden el espanol. Esto es un sistema automatizado y no puedo cambiarlo... Cambiale los settings, bruto...

Des-Bal wrote:Jhonny motioned with two fingers to his eyes and then to the television.


¿Y que tu miras, feo?

Johnny placed a sticky note over the camera.


Oh, gracias. Now I won't have to see your penis... anyways.



"Seriously, ask the spider. I'm going to tap that. Also why is this path so damn long?"
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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The Rich Port
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Postby The Rich Port » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:19 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
Oh, gracias. Now I won't have to see your penis... anyways.



"Seriously, ask the spider. I'm going to tap that. Also why is this path so damn long?"[/quote]

Wait... I thought Des-Balians hated post-humans.

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:20 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
Oh, gracias. Now I won't have to see your penis... anyways.



"Seriously, ask the spider. I'm going to tap that. Also why is this path so damn long?"


Wait... I thought Des-Balians hated post-humans.[/quote]
"It seems there is no stopping Johnny" Sir Nigel said wryly
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The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Des-Bal
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Postby Des-Bal » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:21 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
Wait... I thought Des-Balians hated post-humans.


Johnny smiled again showing off thirty eight interlocking daggers.
"They might be beneath the Lytch or even flesh monkies but Sub-Humans have their charms."
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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Postby Des-Bal » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:22 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:"It seems there is no stopping Johnny" Sir Nigel said wryly


"Oh why hide my love of all women?"
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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Postby The Rich Port » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:24 pm

Des-Bal wrote:Johnny smiled again showing off thirty eight interlocking daggers.
"They might be beneath the Lytch or even flesh monkies but Sub-Humans have their charms."


Des-Bal wrote:"Oh why hide my love of all women?"


Brother, there is room for only one horny world leader around here. And that world leader is me. So BACK OFF.

Also, you should have come as a TV, you don't have to walk for s***.

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Postby Des-Bal » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:26 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:Johnny smiled again showing off thirty eight interlocking daggers.
"They might be beneath the Lytch or even flesh monkies but Sub-Humans have their charms."


Des-Bal wrote:"Oh why hide my love of all women?"


Brother, there is room for only one horny world leader around here. And that world leader is me. So BACK OFF.

Also, you should have come as a TV, you don't have to walk for s***.


"Sir I own my own rack and harem you will not win this. As for my walking I cannot trust the Shadow Gorad to deliver the Fedora with the same flair."
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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Postby Chaos Crescent » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:27 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:Johnny smiled again showing off thirty eight interlocking daggers.
"They might be beneath the Lytch or even flesh monkies but Sub-Humans have their charms."


Des-Bal wrote:"Oh why hide my love of all women?"


Brother, there is room for only one horny world leader around here. And that world leader is me. So BACK OFF.

Also, you should have come as a TV, you don't have to walk for s***.


"By the way why didn't you make the TV without controls?" Iris added "You could've made it just stay at one volume level couldn't you?"
"Are you lazy or just value your life a lot or are you really a TV?" Mikan asked
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.
Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.
Fun^10 x int^40=ir2
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I am your delusion.
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:27 pm

"For God's sake" Nigel Exclaimed "This is worse than the rutting season"
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Des-Bal
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Postby Des-Bal » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:28 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:"For God's sake" Nigel Exclaimed "This is worse than the rutting season"

Johnny laughed. "I think your just upset the robot is more of a man than you."
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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The Rich Port
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Postby The Rich Port » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:30 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
"Sir I own my own rack and harem you will not win this. As for my walking I cannot trust the Shadow Gorad to deliver the Fedora with the same flair."


Pfft, what are you, the Shah of Moronica? Harems are for suckers who are scared of women.

Chaos Crescent wrote:"By the way why didn't you make the TV without controls?" Iris added "You could've made it just stay at one volume level couldn't you?"
"Are you lazy or just value your life a lot or are you really a TV?" Mikan asked


It's just a regular TV my positioning team found at the local pawn shop or junkyard. All of us have to be untraceable and anonymous, as per the policies of Frederic Malkovich, Overseer of the People, for my own security. So, we make do with whatever is at hand.

The Floor Kippers wrote:"For God's sake" Nigel Exclaimed "This is worse than the rutting season"


Hey, you signed up for it, buddy. :meh:
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Postby Des-Bal » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:33 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
"Sir I own my own rack and harem you will not win this. As for my walking I cannot trust the Shadow Gorad to deliver the Fedora with the same flair."


Pfft, what are you, the Shah of Moronica? Harems are for suckers who are scared of women.

Chaos Crescent wrote:
The Rich Port wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:Johnny smiled again showing off thirty eight interlocking daggers.
"They might be beneath the Lytch or even flesh monkies but Sub-Humans have their charms."


Des-Bal wrote:"By the way why didn't you make the TV without controls?" Iris added "You could've made it just stay at one volume level couldn't you?"
"Are you lazy or just value your life a lot or are you really a TV?" Mikan asked


It's just a regular TV my positioning team found at the local pawn shop or junkyard. All of us have to be untraceable and anonymous, as per the policies of Frederic Malkovich, Overseer of the People, for my own security. So, we make do with whatever is at hand.


The Floor Kippers wrote:"For God's sake" Nigel Exclaimed "This is worse than the rutting season"


Hey, you signed up for it, buddy. :meh:


"Fear is a construct of inferior creatures. The Lytch have no need for it."
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:34 pm

Sir Nigel Became solemn"You've obviously never had to climb over a pile of corpses to find a child, or swim through poison lagoons to find a Pregnant slave, whose husband is waiting 1000 miles away, you've not seen Malaria Rip through slaves like wildfire, You didn't fight Small Pox, You didn't stand Helpless at the Massacre of Christmas Eve, I didn't get a Knighthood by being a pencil Pusher, I've done things, things that strike fear into the hearts of mortals"
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Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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The Rich Port
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Postby The Rich Port » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:34 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
"Fear is a construct of inferior creatures. The Lytch have no need for it."


Alright then, how's "inability to function socially", or even "YOU'RE A NERD". :D

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Postby Des-Bal » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:38 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:Sir Nigel Became solemn"You've obviously never had to climb over a pile of corpses to find a child, or swim through poison lagoons to find a Pregnant slave, whose husband is waiting 1000 miles away, you've not seen Malaria Rip through slaves like wildfire, You didn't fight Small Pox, You didn't stand Helpless at the Massacre of Christmas Eve, I didn't get a Knighthood by being a pencil Pusher, I've done things"


Johnny smiled. "I'm familiar with corpses I've waded through them confirming my kills, women, children, the sick, the old, prisoners doesn't really bother me and for your information I've never stood helpless anywhere. I take pleasure in watching the light leave the eyes of lesser creatuers I know nothing of fear and I promise you I did not earn my title by having milk in my veins."
The Rich Port wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
"Fear is a construct of inferior creatures. The Lytch have no need for it."


Alright then, how's "inability to function socially", or even "YOU'RE A NERD". :D


"Functioning socially is boring. Fixing society is far more entertaining. And this nerds done miraculous things with the scalpel miraculous and terrible things."
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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The Rich Port
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Postby The Rich Port » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:39 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
"Functioning socially is boring. Fixing society is far more entertaining. And this nerds done miraculous things with the scalpel miraculous and terrible things."


In my opinion, there's good nerds and bad nerds. New Amerik is full of good nerds. YOU are a bad nerd. In fact, you are a FAIL nerd. :p

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:40 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Sir Nigel Became solemn"You've obviously never had to climb over a pile of corpses to find a child, or swim through poison lagoons to find a Pregnant slave, whose husband is waiting 1000 miles away, you've not seen Malaria Rip through slaves like wildfire, You didn't fight Small Pox, You didn't stand Helpless at the Massacre of Christmas Eve, I didn't get a Knighthood by being a pencil Pusher, I've done things"


Johnny smiled. "I'm familiar with corpses I've waded through them confirming my kills, women, children, the sick, the old, prisoners doesn't really bother me and for your information I've never stood helpless anywhere. I take pleasure in watching the light leave the eyes of lesser creatuers I know nothing of fear and I promise you I did not earn my title by having milk in my veins."
The Rich Port wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
"Fear is a construct of inferior creatures. The Lytch have no need for it."


Alright then, how's "inability to function socially", or even "YOU'RE A NERD". :D


"Functioning socially is boring. Fixing society is far more entertaining. And this nerds done miraculous things with the scalpel miraculous and terrible things."

"Oh the Small Pox" Sir Nigel Place his hand over his heart "The worlds finest Hour, All sentient creatures United against a common foe, And we won. Small Pox the most perfect creature on the planet, defeated by the ragtag Bunch of Misfits"
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Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Des-Bal
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Postby Des-Bal » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:41 pm

The Rich Port wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
"Functioning socially is boring. Fixing society is far more entertaining. And this nerds done miraculous things with the scalpel miraculous and terrible things."


In my opinion, there's good nerds and bad nerds. New Amerik is full of good nerds. YOU are a bad nerd. In fact, you are a FAIL nerd. :p

"I've reverse engineered my own species and created a monument to darwinian perfection. You my good man never leave your office."
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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Postby Des-Bal » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:42 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:"Oh the Small Pox" Sir Nigel Place his hand over his heart "The worlds finest Hour, All sentient creatures United against a common foe, And we won"



"Unfair fight." Johnny said. "Maybe I'll ramp up small pox for round two and see how it goes."
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:43 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:"Oh the Small Pox" Sir Nigel Place his hand over his heart "The worlds finest Hour, All sentient creatures United against a common foe, And we won"



"Unfair fight." Johnny said. "Maybe I'll ramp up small pox for round two and see how it goes."

"The thing no longer exists, If you'd familiarized yourself with history, the last ever Sample was thrown into a volcano" He Smiled "The Final End"
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Des-Bal
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Founded: Jan 24, 2010
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Postby Des-Bal » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:45 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:"Oh the Small Pox" Sir Nigel Place his hand over his heart "The worlds finest Hour, All sentient creatures United against a common foe, And we won"



"Unfair fight." Johnny said. "Maybe I'll ramp up small pox for round two and see how it goes."

"The thing no longer exists, If you'd familiarized yourself with history, the last ever Sample was thrown into a volcano" He Smiled "The Final End"


"I reverse engineered my own species. Making a fun new virus is childs play. I've often pondered something that caused fits of rage or sexual energy throwing entire cities in a glorious mass of homogenous anarchy. I'll make a better small pox! A small pox terrible with banners and swords!"
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:47 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:"Oh the Small Pox" Sir Nigel Place his hand over his heart "The worlds finest Hour, All sentient creatures United against a common foe, And we won"



"Unfair fight." Johnny said. "Maybe I'll ramp up small pox for round two and see how it goes."

"The thing no longer exists, If you'd familiarized yourself with history, the last ever Sample was thrown into a volcano" He Smiled "The Final End"


"I reverse engineered my own species. Making a fun new virus is childs play. I've often pondered something that caused fits of rage or sexual energy throwing entire cities in a glorious mass of homogenous anarchy. I'll make a better small pox! A small pox terrible with banners and swords!"

"No-One would be sick enough" Sir Nigel said shaking his head "And we'd be ready this time"
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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The Rich Port
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Postby The Rich Port » Thu Apr 22, 2010 7:48 pm

Des-Bal wrote:"I've reverse engineered my own species and created a monument to darwinian perfection. You my good man never leave your office."


Hence, FAIL NERD. You should've devoted your life to making life better for people, not forcing them to be perfect robots. Also, I don't even have an office. I work from home... my ratty, 300-year-old former-warehouse-by-the-sea of a home.

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