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New Amerik
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8801
Founded: Feb 08, 2010
Benevolent Dictatorship

A Neko's Resurrection (Open, MT-PMT, Attn. Floor Kippers)

Postby New Amerik » Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:45 pm

Welcome, welcome to New Amerik! We here at the Hall of Unorthodox Science are here to make an announcement to all nations to see the wonders of Science in action! As some of you may know, a while ago we suffered an.....unusual attack on the Hall. A delegate was killed there, and we have frozen her body. But now, we are going to attempt to do something impossible. We are going to bring her back to life.

So come in, for an exciting show, some dinner beforehand, and a look at New Amerik's newest device. With luck, we will succeed and go where no one has gone before. Security will be tight; don't worry. Weapon scans will be made, the Hall's batteries will be overviewing the grounds, and the Guards will have their eyes and weapons trained upon any suspicious individuals. Just sign in and we'll get started!

Name:
Nationality:
Weapon Scanner reads:
Brain Scanner (for psychic's and the like) reads:
Reason for coming:

Thank you, and welcome to New Amerik!
The Basics of New Amerik
Factbook | Portfolio | Resurrection Offered (Storefront) | Embassy
Founder of the ROUS
*NALOW 5 = Open Peace
NALOW 4 =
NALOW 3 = Defensive Actions
NALOW 2 = Open War
NALOW 1 = Total War
NALOW 0 = Blackout

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Lonara
Diplomat
 
Posts: 841
Founded: Feb 28, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Lonara » Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:51 pm

Name: Colton Jager
Nationality: Lonaran
Weapon Scanner reads: One Ceremonial 9mm Parabellum Luger
Brain Scanner (for psychic's and the like) reads: Extremely intelligent, hard to get an obvious reading on. Underlying aggression?
Reason for coming: To witness the folly.
Krianian Civil War: Strategic Victory
War Against Allied Amerikka: Victory
Ketrilyian Nuclear Crisis: Victory
War on West Ganicistan: Withdraw
Lonaran Civil War: Victory
Eins - Nuclear War
Swei - High Intensity Conventional War
Drei - Conventional War
Vier - Interventionary Conflict
[Funf] - Increased Tensions
Sechs - Lowest Concern

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The Floor Kippers
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Posts: 37624
Founded: Feb 12, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:51 pm

Names:Mr Bluskie, Mr Thomas Pertwee, Mr and Mrs Smith and Sir Nigel Griffin
Nationality:The Floor Kippers
Weapon Scanner reads: One pistol
Brain Scanner (for psychic's and the like) reads: Normal brain activity
Reason for coming: The family and Partner of the Neko, and to get a look at new Amerik
Last edited by The Floor Kippers on Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:09 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Des-Bal
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Posts: 32055
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:51 pm

Name: They call me Chainsaw Johnny these days
Nationality:Des-Bali
Weapon Scanner reads: Several bladed instruments.... For science!
Brain Scanner (for psychic's and the like) reads: Deep empathy, pre-telepathic abilities
Reason for coming: I like kitties.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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The Black Plains
Senator
 
Posts: 4536
Founded: Jan 18, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Black Plains » Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:52 pm

Name: Melia Fogducker
Nationality: Black Plainsian
Weapon Scanner reads: Nada
Brain Scanner (for psychic's and the like) reads: Head of Sales Representation of McNeko's
Reason for coming: Nekonuggets...

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New Amerik
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 8801
Founded: Feb 08, 2010
Benevolent Dictatorship

Postby New Amerik » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:06 pm

(Well then, let's hope this doesn't turn out like last time, eh?)

The Dean watched in front of the Hall for the delegates to arrive. Along with him stood William Bates, specifically sent by the Emperor to act as his eyes, ears, and hand in the matter. The Hall was gleaming in the late twilight, lights flashing on and off and soft whines as the EPEP defense systems tracked down, identified, then ignored a myriad of everyday objects and animals. They stood by a dirt path that led off to a small clearing beside the Hall itself, which still had construction machinery over where the arena had been.

Behind the two gentlemen stood four members of the Guard. They were dressed in ceremonial uniforms, the metal plates concealing kevlar armor underneath and holding their traditional halberds. With facemasks on to dehumanise them, they looked like tall, deadly automatons. All across the Hall, EPEP gun batteries whirred, doktors hurried to the clearing dragging machines, devices, and tables, food and drink was brought, massive lights set up, and protective snipers took up positions (New Amerik had learned one handy trick from the FKR.) A lumbering shape trod out under cover of darkness. The Dean waited, his gasmask regularly letting out puffs of air into the slowly chilling twilight.

Time for a party.
The Basics of New Amerik
Factbook | Portfolio | Resurrection Offered (Storefront) | Embassy
Founder of the ROUS
*NALOW 5 = Open Peace
NALOW 4 =
NALOW 3 = Defensive Actions
NALOW 2 = Open War
NALOW 1 = Total War
NALOW 0 = Blackout

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Lonara
Diplomat
 
Posts: 841
Founded: Feb 28, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Lonara » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:10 pm

Colton walked through the doors of the hallway, his green eyes gleaming under the light. Before him was a sight of bizarre splendor, and of course the dean of the Hall of Unorthodox science. Colton raised his arm across his chest laterally and clicked his heels together,

"Heil."

He relaxed and walked towards the man, made more brave by the Luger buried in his long leather overcoat. He outstretched his hand,

"My name is Lieutenant Colton Jager of the Holy Empire of Lonara's military sciences division of Lonaranstadt University. It is my distinct pleasure to meet your acquaintance."
Last edited by Lonara on Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:11 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Krianian Civil War: Strategic Victory
War Against Allied Amerikka: Victory
Ketrilyian Nuclear Crisis: Victory
War on West Ganicistan: Withdraw
Lonaran Civil War: Victory
Eins - Nuclear War
Swei - High Intensity Conventional War
Drei - Conventional War
Vier - Interventionary Conflict
[Funf] - Increased Tensions
Sechs - Lowest Concern

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The Floor Kippers
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Posts: 37624
Founded: Feb 12, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:12 pm

The Floor Kippers group reached the New Amerikans, Sir Nigel put out his hand for the Dean to shake
"A pleasure to Meet you" he Beamed "You've met Mr Pertwee, The Two Nekos are Ms Smith's Parents and Mr Bluskie is a top Psychologist"
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Des-Bal
Post Czar
 
Posts: 32055
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:13 pm

The three piece suit did not become Johnny. It was restrictive and bothersome and blood would likely be very difficult to wash out. That was irrelevant though. There wouldn't be any blood or any fun today. No, this was simply an excellent excus to explore the hall his favorite pet had once brought havok to and perhaps twist the knife should the experiment fail. Johnny approached the hall and prepared to greet his favorite person the dean. He checked his breath to ensure the eerie smell of blood still lingered and approached with a cheshire grin to showcase thirty eight razor sharp teeth.

"New Amerika! As pleasant a holiday as any."
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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The Black Plains
Senator
 
Posts: 4536
Founded: Jan 18, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Black Plains » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:16 pm

Melia Fogducker, alone, approached the New Amerikans. "Allow me to greet you in the Plainsian fashion" she said as she stuck out her hand with a folded up five gold-pound note in it.

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The Floor Kippers
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Founded: Feb 12, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:16 pm

The Floor Kippers Glanced sideways at Johnny with suspicion
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Des-Bal
Post Czar
 
Posts: 32055
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:19 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:The Floor Kippers Glanced sideways at Johnny with suspicion

Johnny smiled his perverse smile.

"So you're the dead cats folks right? Gut shot's a hell of a way to go. Stabbed in the stomach: no pain like it, I should know."
Johnny lifts his shirt to showcase thirteen jagged self inflicted stab wounds.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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Lonara
Diplomat
 
Posts: 841
Founded: Feb 28, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Lonara » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:20 pm

Colton's eyes darted towards the Nekos and his lips curled in a smile. Deep down he was disgusted and at the slightest provocation would be more than enough to warrant their deaths in his mind. His Luger suddenly felt very, very, heavy next to his chest. Damned Nekos, they disgusted him.

"Allow me to take my leave for a moment."

He walked over to the side of Johnny and discreetly passed him a note,

"Meet me in the courtyard as soon as we have a moment."
Krianian Civil War: Strategic Victory
War Against Allied Amerikka: Victory
Ketrilyian Nuclear Crisis: Victory
War on West Ganicistan: Withdraw
Lonaran Civil War: Victory
Eins - Nuclear War
Swei - High Intensity Conventional War
Drei - Conventional War
Vier - Interventionary Conflict
[Funf] - Increased Tensions
Sechs - Lowest Concern

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The Black Plains
Senator
 
Posts: 4536
Founded: Jan 18, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Black Plains » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:20 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:The Floor Kippers Glanced sideways at Johnny with suspicion


"Ah government cultists." thought Melia to herself "Wonderful." She glanced at her Uranium-tinted watch and smiled. The board of McNeko's would be meeting right about now. So much money in one room. Magnificent. She blushed at the thought of all the gold the Nekonuggets had earned. The blush was replaced by an ambitious grin, dwelling on the innovation and excitement of all-new Nekopops. This experiment would be an interesting one indeed.

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The Horned Rat
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 111
Founded: Mar 30, 2004
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Horned Rat » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:21 pm

Name: Twice-Forged Steel-Claw Thresh
Nationality: Under-Imperial (Skaven)
Weapon Scanner reads: Firearm built into left arm, explosive device within the central mass and a projectile weapon built into the tail. Ammunition is absent from both ranged weapons and the primer for the explosive is lacking as a show of trust.
Brain Scanner (for psychic's and the like) reads: Erratic brain activity, likely caused by poor cybernetic upgrades and a generally diseased mind.
Reason for coming: To observe necromancy through SCIENCE!
Bleepdabloopablurp
Le Shay wrote:“Good have them interrogated. Don’t be genital on them either.”

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Des-Bal
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Posts: 32055
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:21 pm

Lonara wrote:mind. His Luger suddenly felt very, very, heavy next to his chest. Damned Nekos, they disgusted him.

"Allow me to take my leave for a moment."

He walked over to the side of Johnny and discreetly passed him a note,

"Meet me in the courtyard as soon as we have a moment."


Johnny cocked his head for a moment.
"Are you Jesus?"
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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The Floor Kippers
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Founded: Feb 12, 2010
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:22 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:The Floor Kippers Glanced sideways at Johnny with suspicion

Johnny smiled his perverse smile.

"So you're the dead cats folks right? Gut shot's a hell of a way to go. Stabbed in the stomach: no pain like it, I should know."
Johnny lifts his shirt to showcase thirteen jagged self inflicted stab wounds.

Thomas began to reach for his gun, but Mr Smith Grabbed his arm and shook his head
"Miss Fogducker Please Keep your Mind of the next meal" Nigel Warned
Last edited by The Floor Kippers on Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:23 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

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Lonara
Diplomat
 
Posts: 841
Founded: Feb 28, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Lonara » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:22 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
Lonara wrote:mind. His Luger suddenly felt very, very, heavy next to his chest. Damned Nekos, they disgusted him.

"Allow me to take my leave for a moment."

He walked over to the side of Johnny and discreetly passed him a note,

"Meet me in the courtyard as soon as we have a moment."


Johnny cocked his head for a moment.
"Are you Jesus?"


"The closest thing to it in this god-forsaken place."
Krianian Civil War: Strategic Victory
War Against Allied Amerikka: Victory
Ketrilyian Nuclear Crisis: Victory
War on West Ganicistan: Withdraw
Lonaran Civil War: Victory
Eins - Nuclear War
Swei - High Intensity Conventional War
Drei - Conventional War
Vier - Interventionary Conflict
[Funf] - Increased Tensions
Sechs - Lowest Concern

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Des-Bal
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Posts: 32055
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:23 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:The Floor Kippers Glanced sideways at Johnny with suspicion

Johnny smiled his perverse smile.

"So you're the dead cats folks right? Gut shot's a hell of a way to go. Stabbed in the stomach: no pain like it, I should know."
Johnny lifts his shirt to showcase thirteen jagged self inflicted stab wounds.

Thomas began to reach for his gun, but Mr Smith Grabbed his arm and shook his head


Johnny smiled politely and offered Thomas a stick of gum.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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Des-Bal
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Posts: 32055
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:24 pm

Lonara wrote:"The closest thing to it in this god-forsaken place."

He pondered this.

"Momentarilly, I'd like to pet the kitties first."
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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The Floor Kippers
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Founded: Feb 12, 2010
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Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:24 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:The Floor Kippers Glanced sideways at Johnny with suspicion

Johnny smiled his perverse smile.

"So you're the dead cats folks right? Gut shot's a hell of a way to go. Stabbed in the stomach: no pain like it, I should know."
Johnny lifts his shirt to showcase thirteen jagged self inflicted stab wounds.

Thomas began to reach for his gun, but Mr Smith Grabbed his arm and shook his head


Johnny smiled politely and offered Thomas a stick of gum.

Thomas Firmly Declined
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

User avatar
Des-Bal
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Posts: 32055
Founded: Jan 24, 2010
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Des-Bal » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:25 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:Thomas Firmly Declined


Johnny snarled a bit before balling up the gum and throwing it at Mrs.Smith. He proceeded to make origami with the wrapper.
Cekoviu wrote:DES-BAL: Introverted, blunt, focused, utilitarian. Hard to read; not verbose online or likely in real life. Places little emphasis on interpersonal relationships, particularly with online strangers for whom the investment would outweigh the returns.
Desired perception: Logical, intellectual
Public perception: Neutral-positive - blunt, cold, logical, skilled at debating
Mindset: Logos

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Lonara
Diplomat
 
Posts: 841
Founded: Feb 28, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby Lonara » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:26 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:The Floor Kippers Glanced sideways at Johnny with suspicion

Johnny smiled his perverse smile.

"So you're the dead cats folks right? Gut shot's a hell of a way to go. Stabbed in the stomach: no pain like it, I should know."
Johnny lifts his shirt to showcase thirteen jagged self inflicted stab wounds.

Thomas began to reach for his gun, but Mr Smith Grabbed his arm and shook his head


Johnny smiled politely and offered Thomas a stick of gum.

Thomas Firmly Declined


Colton crossed his arms and stepped towards Thomas, a broad smile on his face.

"Greetings. It's your pleasure I assure you, as it is not mine. Although I have never seen one in person, I find it fascinating. And I'm not speaking about necromancy either."
Krianian Civil War: Strategic Victory
War Against Allied Amerikka: Victory
Ketrilyian Nuclear Crisis: Victory
War on West Ganicistan: Withdraw
Lonaran Civil War: Victory
Eins - Nuclear War
Swei - High Intensity Conventional War
Drei - Conventional War
Vier - Interventionary Conflict
[Funf] - Increased Tensions
Sechs - Lowest Concern

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The Floor Kippers
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Posts: 37624
Founded: Feb 12, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Floor Kippers » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:26 pm

Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Thomas Firmly Declined


Johnny snarled a bit before balling up the gum and throwing it at Mrs.Smith. He proceeded to make origami with the wrapper.

Sir Nigel Rolled his eyes and tutted
Co-Founder of The Realm of Unrestricted Science.
“The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green and the cab behind you honking.”
"Never discuss religion, politics, or toast"
Great Nepal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:Britain has a stronger claim than Argentina does.

That doesn't say much...
Martian alien slugs who have never heard of earth have stronger claim than Argentina.

User avatar
The Black Plains
Senator
 
Posts: 4536
Founded: Jan 18, 2010
Ex-Nation

Postby The Black Plains » Thu Apr 22, 2010 5:27 pm

The Floor Kippers wrote:
Des-Bal wrote:
The Floor Kippers wrote:The Floor Kippers Glanced sideways at Johnny with suspicion

Johnny smiled his perverse smile.

"So you're the dead cats folks right? Gut shot's a hell of a way to go. Stabbed in the stomach: no pain like it, I should know."
Johnny lifts his shirt to showcase thirteen jagged self inflicted stab wounds.

Thomas began to reach for his gun, but Mr Smith Grabbed his arm and shook his head
"Miss Fogducker Please Keep your Mind of the next meal" Nigel Warned

"I already ate, thank you." Melia replied absentmindedly.

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