The SLAGLands 21-12-2003 01:37
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The kitchen of the Plaid House, home of the Prime Minister of The SLAGLands, was filled with boxes, each one meticulously labeled to designate its exact contents: [POTS], [FLATWARE], [SILVERWARE], and so forth. The furniture had already been set up, and a few elaborate wooden barstools had been placed (precisely equidistance from one another) at the bar at the far end of the kitchen. Two men sat at the bar: the first a bald gentleman in blue jeans and a deep brown T-shirt, the second a younger man, his black suit and tie matching his black shoes, black hair, and black sunglasses. Bodyguard Barry and Prime Minister Bonne Westerburg sipped imported Khenalan beer from long-neck bottles, both men with friendly smiles on their faces.
"The place is looking nice," Barry said, taking a slow sip. "Furniture's looking nice... family seems happy with it... you've fixed up a hell of a place here, Mr. Prime Minister."
"Yes, well, my wife is an interior decorator..." Bonne chuckled. He ran his left index finger along the lip of the bottle, staring down at it as he spoke. "Everything has been going so well for us lately. The people of The SLAGLands have done us a great service by affording us this opportunity; I pray we will not let them down." Licking his lips, Bonne took another long drink from the bottle before placing it back on the counter and folding his arms in front of him. "Now then, Barry... there's something you wanted to discuss?"
With a smile, Barry laid the bottle in front of him and turned toward Bonne, his expression plaintive. "The Ministry of State." Bonne's eyes lit up, and he nodded slowly. "Now, as we both know, this position is typically afforded to the runner-up in an election; however, I've noticed that I've heard... well... pretty much nothing from you. It is yours to make the nomination, and I just want to make sure you have your priorities straight here, considering that you may well be stalling the Tricameral..."
"Barry..." Bonne interrupted, placing a hand on Barry's shoulder, returning the plaintive look. "Janine Mendehlson will be assuming the role of Minister of State."
Barry's jaw fell agape. "Janine... Mendehlson. You're placing the SECOND runner-up in the position, breaking all traditions of The SLAGLands, essentially denying the people their decision."
"Barry, the people have voted for a regime change," Bonne said, folding his hands in front of him. "The people have decided that they are quite tired of the Marlena Cantrell/Bodyguard Barry docket. The time is right for a change, and unfortunately... that means that the people have pretty well insisted that the traditions change as well." Bonne turned back to his beer and held it to his lips, muttering, "And of course, there is the messy Il Adib matter..." before taking a sip.
Barry leaned toward Bonne, eyebrows low. "Please... what was that?"
Bonne lowered the beer with a smile. "Nothing, Barry! And, of course, you're more than welcome to take on your previous role as Chief of Security for The SLAGLandic Government... I always need a good bodyguard..."
Barry sat silently for a moment, scratching his chin. Then, at last, his face relaxed. With a grin, he raised his beer in a toast.
"No, Bonne..." he said gregariously. "The people have voted for a regime change, and I think I needn't sully myself by trying to fulfill their will anymore. I'm sure you'll find a Chief of Security who's just as qualified as I am." He took a long swig, downing the last of the bottle's contents, then wiped his lips with his sleeve. "In fact, this 'messy Il Adib matter' leads me to believe that... well... we aren't really welcome here anymore, are we, Bonne?"
"Barry, please..." Bonne said, making a downward motion with his hands for silence. Barry stood quickly, then slammed his beer against the counter.
"Sort this out how you will, Bonne. As for me... I'll no longer have a part of this regime--or even this country--while snakes like you are starting witch hunts for political gain."
With a huff, Barry stormed out of the kitchen. Bonne stood up behind him just in time to see Barry turn around in front of the door.
"Oh... thanks for the beer."
Reploid Productions 21-12-2003 01:42
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((OOC: *sticks a post-it note with tag on the thread*))
Khenala 21-12-2003 01:42
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The Eastern Bloc 21-12-2003 01:48
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*Tag* and an official "stamp of awesomeness." http://207.44.246.95/147/67/upload/p931.gif
Freod 21-12-2003 01:48
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OOC: *Rams a large sword through the thread with a note tied to the handle "Tag"*
The SLAGLands 21-12-2003 01:54
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Press Release to All Nations and All Citizens of The SLAGLands:
Here in The SLAGLands, we are fond of tradition. It binds us, it gives us a reason to press on, and it gives us the opportunity to look back and reflect upon our grand heritage. Sometimes, however, the quibbles of tradition can impose upon the will of progress. It is during this time when the chains of tradition may indeed become too heavy, and our options are either to lighten them or to fall under their weight.
It is for this reason that after due consideration, I have selected Janine Beatrice Mendehlson as my Minister of State. While Bodyguard Barry was indeed runner-up in the former election, he is not legally entitled to the role of Minister of State unless I, the Prime Minister of The SLAGLands, elect to place him in that position. Mr. Barry and I, however, have several glaring differences in policy that would cause us to clash too greatly, and as such, to have Bodyguard Barry as my Minister of State would essentially place the governmental processes of our great land at a standstill.
Ms. Mendehlson brings with her to the Ministry of State a formidable record as the mayor of one of The SLAGLands' largest cities, Orgla. Her changes within that city have been duly noted, and she is willing and capable of maintaining the duties of this high office. She is motivated to serving the people of The SLAGLands, and she will give her all to fulfill this great nation's needs.
Thank you all, and may the Great Camofrog bless you.
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Bonne Gregor Westerburg
Prime Minister
The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands
I'd like to thank Prime Minister Westerburg for affording me this unique opportunity to serve The SLAGLandic people. I vow to do everything in my power to maintain The SLAGlands as the wonderful nation that it is. It is, after all, not by my own power that I am in this position; it is by the authority of my hundreds of millions of bosses.
I won't let you down.
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Janine Beatrice Mendehlson
Minister of State
The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands
Sketch 21-12-2003 01:55
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Sakkra 21-12-2003 02:06
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<<THWAP<<
We have posted our intent to follow these developments as they unfold.
Scolopendra 21-12-2003 02:08
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Stonozka, FSS, Titan
"So..." Razak folds his arms, frowning.
I'm not getting a good read on this. Doesn't bode well, given the growing anti-Il Adib sentiment in the SLAGLands. Alshai grimaces, fingers tapping on the biceps of his already-folded arms. What's our official response, Speaker?
The kzintosh leans back in his chair. "None as of yet. The SLAGLands are in a period of transition and we need them stable. We will not question their government... not openly, not yet." He looks over to the couch, where Shodey watches the SLAGLandic newsfeed with a curiously mixed expression. "How is he taking this, Shodey?"
She blinks momentarily. "I don't know. I haven't had a chance to talk to him yet." She frowns. "Probably not well."
Freod 21-12-2003 02:19
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"Cyng Eadwacer. SLAGlands has announced there selection of Minister of State. You might want to read this."
Eadwacer reads over the transcription of the announcement. "Most interesting. Tradition is very important, and whenever it is broken, is significant. This nation has a permenant bound and responsibility with Bodygaurd Barry ever since we hosted his wedding. We must keep abreast of this."
Reploid Productions 21-12-2003 03:19
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"And that's the report, Queenie." Tsume finishes reading off from the message.
"I don't like it... Barry was an excellent leader in the diplomatic scene... this entire thing just smells rotten." The orange reploid leans her elbows on her desk.
"So... what's the official response?" The reploid dragon inquires.
"None at the moment.... but invite Barry as a guest to Arpia. Shodey too, since they're married." The orange reploid frowns in deep thought. "There's something not being told here, and perhaps Barry is aware of it."
"You think there's civil unrest brewing? What with the sudden influx of nonhumans since the Outsets affair?"
"I'd like to think not, but people do tend to fear change, and the Outsets... brought a lot of that. You saw the poll results. It isn't a majority yet, but there was some support for an anti-Il Adib sentiment." Firefury scribbles a quick note. "Anyways, send this off- formal invite for Barry and Shodey to come have a vacation, under the excuse of finally taking me up on that offer to prank Nekoa Bay."
Dread Lady Nathicana 21-12-2003 15:58
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[Private communique to the following, hand written and delivered]
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Originally Posted by Nathicana
To: Prime Minister Bonne Gregor Westerburg
CC: Minister of State, Janine Beatrice Mendehlson
First and foremost, our congratulations on winning the election, and to Ms. Mendehlson on her recent assignment. We look forward to continued dealings with the SLAGLands, and hope that the future will hold as amicable a relationship as we have enjoyed in the past.
Now of course to our concerns. We are aware of the recent unfortunate unrest your noble nation has been experiencing, and we deeply sympathize. However, such focus and growing animosity to a certain sector of your populace brings back rather vivid images of a time long past, in nations quite different from our own. We urge you to act with wisdom, patience, and understanding during these trying times, and hope that whatever actions need be taken, are just ones.
I personally wish you the best of luck in your coming duties, and hope that you will avail yourselves of our support and assistance should such be desired.
With regard,
--Nathicana D'Aquisto of the Dominion
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[Heavily encoded transmission, urgent priority]
Shodey -
What the hell is going on in the SLAGLands? Is Barry alright? How is he taking this? Dammitall I do not like where this is going at all. It smacks of the beginnings of Nazi Germany - and don't be telling me I'm thinking in extremes. It always starts small. You find a scapegoat, you blame them for all your problems ...
They're already changing their policies regarding the Il Adib on account of all that mess. And I still do not believe their stories on all of that. It feels too much like a conspiracy to me. An effort to discredit and lead into what I just laid out there.
I know damn well that's why Barry wasn't accepted, and there's not a one of you could convince me otherwise. We need to keep an eye on this, sis. And not just for him. This is a situation that could go real sour real fast.
Take care, mia sorella. Please, let me know anything you find out. And give that husband of yours a hug for me.
--Nathi
Freod 21-12-2003 17:01
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OOC: Assuming that nothing interferes with this message
IC:
A man dressed in light, ceremonial, leather armor and with the official crest of Freod upon his garb, arrives at the residence Bodyguard Barry and Shodan in The SLAGlands. He desires to hand deliver a message to Barry.
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Originally Posted by The Message
Wesan git hale, Hlaford Barry ond Cwen Shodan.
Ic haebbe gehiren thaera incer ceara. Gemyndgod thaet git habbath freondes in Freod ond willath awa habban a ham in Freod.
Eadwacer, bearnes Garpeow, Mearclanda Theoden, Freodes Weard, Titanes Eorl, Yutes Secg
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Valient 21-12-2003 19:18
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21-12-2003 19:29
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21-12-2003 19:33
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[Encrypted Data: Level 9]
::Classified- BIGOT::
To: SLAGLands (SL) Executive Branch Office
From: Tiburon (TI) Executive Branch Office
This recent shift in SLAGLandic tradition is noted with alarm. We would like to know the cause of such a radical shift in policy, believing it to be connected in some manner with Il Adib. Also, we would like to know whether this changes any policy in regards to the United Republics.
The SLAGLands 22-12-2003 00:48
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S.H.O.D.A.N. has been waiting by the front door of her SLAGLandic home for several hours now, awaiting her husband's return from business in SLAGTown. She wears a look of concern as her husband stomps in the front door, his hair a mess and his tie crooked. He appears quite vexed as he leans back against the door as it shuts behind him.
"Anything I can do to help?" she asks with an air of concern. With a nervous grunt, Barry powerwalks toward the bedroom, his wife close behind him.
"I'm not worried about that stupid election right now," he replies. "We need to get out of here."
S.H.O.D.A.N. nods quietly, following closely behind Barry. "Why do we need to leave?" Barry charges up the stairs, turning back as he speaks.
"It's Westerburg," he answers. The two of them turn into their rather large bedroom, the light already on. Barry hurries to the closet and flings it open with a flourish, removing a suitcase and tossing it onto the bed. He pops the suitcase open. "I get the impression he's up to something."
S.H.O.D.A.N. answers with a quick "Ah" before her eyes narrow and her voice turns cold, calculating. "A hunch?" Barry turns back from his business at the suitcase to his wife, his expression stolid.
"I get the impression that his choice not to nominate me for the position had less to do with my politics and more to do with... well..." With a sigh, Barry tosses his sunglasses into the suitcase to reveal his lack of eyes. "...what I am." Barry turns to the dresser and begins pulling open drawers, his wife assisting him all the while. "He may be jumping aboard the anti-Adib bandwagon just as quickly as everyone else is. Quite frankly, I'm not about to stand for it."
"Format him," S.H.O.D.A.N. says, handing her husband an armful of shirts. "If he can't see past a minor difference to the man who's defended his land for his entire life, that's his problem."
Barry answers with a grunt. "This whole thing reeks of conspiracy." He stuffs the shirts into the suitcase, forcing them down against his sunglasses and feeling their hard plastic strain against the pressure. "You know what his next bit is? Research on Il Adib children. The half-Adib who've been popping up in SLAGTown as of late? He's taking them into the lab. Studying them."
S.H.O.D.A.N. raises an eyebrow, her voice low. "There is evidence of this... right?"
Barry shakes his head. "I'm certain he knows that if anyone would look into this, it'd be you. Any evidence is going to be well-hidden--and I'm certain you'll find nothing on that dank pit that is SlagNet."
"Quite," S.H.O.D.A.N. responds, handing some pairs of socks to her husband. "I've done my share of nastiness in the past, and I'd like to ensure nothing like that happens again. Still... with the consent of the parents or no? That raises odd issues if consent is given."
"It's in the early stages now. Can't really say," Barry replies, going into the nearby restroom to grab some basic toiletries. "But the whole of SLAGTown is on edge, what with these attacks and all..." Barry pauses as he places the toiletries in the suitcase, then lowers his eyebrows. "And, of course, there's the matter of... Ortcan..."
S.H.O.D.A.N. winces slightly. "That's essentially my fault. Sorry."
Barry puts a hand on her shoulder with a reassuring smile. "You did what you had to do. He'd have killed Nathi if he had the chance, and I know he wouldn't have stopped there." He returns to the frantic packing as S.H.O.D.A.N. lets out a slow sigh.
"Just never gets easier for us, does it?" she grumbles. "Solve one problem, form another. Oh well... nothing to do but adapt." She opens another drawer. "You believe that we're not safe here?"
"I can't say at this point, but I think at the very least, it'd be a good idea to lay low," Barry replies.
S.H.O.D.A.N. nods. "Never hurts to be cautious. And I've gotten word from Arpia and Freod that we're welcome to visit there as guests. It's good to know we have friends we can rely on.
"No... not yet," Barry replies quickly. "I need to consult Mom before we do anything else. Maybe this little vacation of ours will take us to Freod and the Shogunate eventually, but our first stop is The Outsets." Barry huffs, closing the full suitcase and leaning against it. His voice drops as he hangs his head. "Geez... never thought this'd be happening... after the Outsets incident, I thought it'd be smooth sailing for me... but now..."
S.H.O.D.A.N. places a hand on Barry's shoulder and squeezes gently. "We'll manage." The two return to packing, grabbing another suitcase from the closet and filling with with blankets and pillows. "How quiet do I need to be about this? I'm sure the Scolopendrans would be interested if Bonne is planning anything... I could also check Sakura for information, unless you think she's in on it."
Barry shakes his head. "Sakura's not in on it. No way in hell. And even if she is being manipulated by Biddlebaum, he'd have nothing to gain." Barry looks up, getting his thoughts back together. "Keep it as quiet as possible. I'd rather not create an international scene when we may just be dealing with a lapse of judgment. I'd rather the First Among Equals not find out at this point. This is, after all, a transitionary phase..."
S.H.O.D.A.N. nods. "Understood. They are concerned about you, at least. I'll tell them that you're doing well enough as can be expected under the circumstances and leave it at that."
"Good idea," Barry replies, trying desperately to stuff an unfolded sheet into the suitcase before Shodey gracefully withdraws it and, in a display of incredible efficiency, folds the sheet to the size of Barry's hand and passes it to her husband with a wink. "If anyone asks... just taking a vacation. I'll let the Cantrells know what's going on. We can trust them.
"Shall I bring a security detail?" S.H.O.D.A.N. asks with a nod.
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I doubt we'll have anything to fear in The Outsets," Barry replies, snickering. But if you'd feel better doing so, it's up to you."
"You know me. Two kinds of paranoia..." S.H.O.D.A.N. answers with a shrug. "At least a rapid-extraction option."
"Not a bad idea," Barry says, returning to the bathroom for more supplies. "Of course, if you want to keep an avatar here in The SLAGLands, I won't stop you."
"I'll do so, if nothing else but to keep up a liason presence," S.H.O.D.A.N. replies. Barry returns, throws a few more random items in the suitcase, and slams it shut, shaking his head.
"I'm so sorry about all of this," he sighs. "Seems like my life is nothing but drama, I swear..."
S.H.O.D.A.N. hugs Barry gently, saying nothing for a moment. "Think of it as an adventure."
Barry returns the hug with a gentle squeeze. "Yeah... I suppose," he mutters. "Well, hopefully, things will pan out for the best. They have a tendency to around here. Westerburg may have just been bluffing to me--you know, just one of those attempts to sidle toward popular mindset."
S.H.O.D.A.N. nods, forcing a smile. "Besides, it's been forever since you've allowed yourself a vacation."
Barry snickers, grinning mischievously. "Perhaps a pranking is in order while we're out..."
S.H.O.D.A.N. grins back with an impish chuckle. "I think Firefury's offer is still standing..."
Barry taps his fingers together, Mr. Burns style. "Eeeeeeeeeexcellent..."
S.H.O.D.A.N. grins, then picks up the suitcase and tosses it to Barry. The bodyguard catches it deftly and forces it under his arm. "Well, we can't walk on water, so I'll heat up the Shodeyvette."
"I'll call the Cantrells," Barry replies, calling back to his wife as she darts toward the door. "Thanks for putting up with me."
S.H.O.D.A.N. chuckles. "Never a problem, dear." She then disappears to the door frame as Barry stumbles for the telephone.