Polish Prussian Commonwealth wrote:Fredrick whirled around and unsheathed his sabre, smirking. "Alexander, you magnificent son of a malnourished Russian whore! Come and face me!"
Sheathing his saber, Alexander ran surprisingly fast for a 70 year old up the gangplank and tackled Fredrick while parrying his saber with his sheath case. As they both tumbled to the deck the fists flew. As they pummeled each other Alex shouted,
"How's the family you old bastard? I haven't seen you in ages!"