Worldvision 69 | Contest Thread

by **Mister X** » Sun Nov 25, 2018 4:59 am

Your commentators for tonight are...

Robert Baxter: cynical, snide, and doesn't really like anything. (Based on Graham Norton, UK's Eurovision commentator since 2009.)
Sam Smith: one-liners aplenty, also a major cynic. (Based on Martin Brundle, a Formula 1 commentator since 1997.)

The News and highlights from Day 3 of the 1st Test between Mister X and Missus X later tonight. But first, it's time for the penguin on top of your television to explode, for it's the WorldVision Song Contest!

Robert: Gooooood evening, Mister Xians, and welcome to the 69th WorldVision Song Contest, coming to you live from Tampon Bay in Lactatia.
Sam: Oh so is that how you pronounce it? I always thought it was "Lac tay sha".
Robert: Well maybe I've been wrong for so many years but I've always said "Lac tah tee ah".

Robert: That's all of tonight's competing songs, so here is a quick reminder of them and the numbers you need to call:

Robert: Right, time to move on.

by **Togonistan** » Sun Nov 25, 2018 12:54 pm

33. Togonistan
Son Kiddy - ''Heads Up''
Tune: Future - ''Mask Off''

Son Kiddy will represent Togonistan in the 69th WorldVision Song Contest with ''Heads Up''

Son Kiddy (real name Mate Tumatofua) is a 28-year old rapper from Kalzan, Togonistan who was chosen to represent the nation in 69th WorldVision Song Contest after winning Togonifest (Togonistan's national final) by receiving 31% of total televotes. Tumatofua entered the national final as a dark horse, with his victory being a surprise to the overall WorldVision fanbase. Despite starting his career 10 years ago, Kiddy is rather unknown artist to the public, often considered to be a new generation rapper rather than an old-timer, mostly due to his vocal style and lyrics matching up with the first category. When asked about the message and origins of the song, Son Kiddy said: ''The song is all about the overall situation in the world. I don't believe there is much more to say, just listen to my lyrics and you'll get it.''

Performance:

Kiddy is standing on the stage, which is rather dark and only a bit lit up in a humble tone of blue. There is also a lot of smoke on the stage, and Kiddy is standing in the middle of it. He is wearing a black cap with black hoodie, black jeans and white sneakers. Camera takes a close-up shot of him as the music starts playing, with Kiddy looking up to the ceiling.

Tell me how it is
Hear me
I promise, I swear, I swear
Heads up
Yo

Kiddy lowers his head and starts walking forward, doing some hand gestures at the same time.

Heads up, Listen, Heads up
Heads up, Listen, Heads up
Set it off, gotta set it off
Check one check, never go and break
(never go and break)
Heads up, Listen, Heads up
Heads up, Listen, Heads up
Set it off, gotta set it off
Check one check, never go and break
(never go and break)

Kiddy stops walking and starts slowly swinging himself from side to side, as the camera rotates around him, taking various angles from both up, down and sideways.

One two, gone out with a bang
We're the same though we speak a different lang
Out the bottom, both our homes and out afar
They keep on fighting like Indo-Polkopian war
Rich houses, covered in blood
Mandated, like a little fool
Red Cherry, cherry on the top
Young mother, taken on by cop
Army heat, making them gains
Cannon meat, with a half brain
Human rights, that's a liability
Politics, boostin' their adrenaline

Camera closes up on him, with Kiddy looking into it.

Heads up, Listen, Heads up
Heads up, Listen, Heads up
Set it off, gotta set it off
Check one check, never go and break
(never go and break)
Heads up, Listen, Heads up
Heads up, Listen, Heads up
Set it off, gotta set it off
Check one check, never go and break
(never go and break)

Kiddy turns around and takes a few steps back, standing in front of a LED screen that was quietly brought to the stage while he was singing his chorus. He raises his left fist up, with the screen displaying a pair of white angel wings behind him, as they were attached to Kiddy's back.

Code red mayday, it is your payday
Fire Range, make 'em go insane
(Oh our marks, rest in peace)

Kiddy steps forward, with the LED screen being dragged away from the stage. Instead, the stage lights up more now, with big LED screens behind starting to display fire-sih red background. Kiddy walks around on the stage, doing some mild hand gestures while rapping.

The big one, up on that hill
Bloodbath, gov's moneymill
Parliament, show up every Wednesday
Take a seat, get marked an attendance
Young money, all across the ocean
Dealing footstamps, down in Kassegrochia
Time travel, back in 98
Switch states, new face, foreign plates
Deep inside, they are all the same
The tragedy, some call it a play
Check one check, never go and break
That's what they say, we play, but they are all the same (All same)

Eventually, Kiddy makes his way to the walkway that takes to the top of one of the background screens. Kiddy starts walking up that walkway, with camera following him in the front.

Heads up, Listen, Heads up
Heads up, Listen, Heads up
Set it off, gotta set it off
Check one check, never go and break
(never go and break)
Heads up, Listen, Heads up
Heads up, Listen, Heads up
Set it off, gotta set it off
Check one check, never go and break
(never go and break)

Eventually, he makes it to somewhere in the middle of the walkway. LED screen below him starts displaying white smoke, along with an actual smoke starting to come from behind him. He stands still, looks up and sings the last lines of his song as the camera zooms up on him from below.

Heads up, Listen, Heads up
Heads up, Listen, Heads up
Heads up, Listen, Heads up
Mind gone, body never gone

Crowd in the arena applauds, with Kiddy saying: ''Thank you Lactatia, have a good evening.''

by **Libereco kaj Paco** » Sun Nov 25, 2018 2:12 pm

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by **SquareDisc City** » Sun Nov 25, 2018 4:16 pm

35 SquareDisc City
Dorothy Titun - Ivor Won't You Wax Your Crack
Melody: Dorothy Please Trim Your Hinge (NSFW)

A larger-than-life arse stands at the rear of the stage, some 18 feet from thighs to waist. Its crack is filled in thick wiry hairs, bearing lumps of poo the size of footballs and several boils even bigger. The stench of excrement wafts from it, a smell recreated by any broadcasters who transmit in smellovision. Dorothy Titun takes centre stage directly in front of the anus, singing her diatribe unaccompanied.

I know the bits of normal guys
Have some hair around their brown eye
But the arsehole of this guy Ivor
Would turn a ladies mood to horror
The malod'rous stink from his hairy buttcrack
Smells like dead horses marinade in cack
And round the front it's little better
As boils erupt like Krakatoa

So Ivor won't you wax your crack?
I just want smooth back and sack
Your pubic hair makes me feel ill
So kindly take those strips and pull.

And though I love my Ivor, see
It's a real struggle finding hard wood in his forestry
Pest controllers are on watch
For dung beetles foll'wing his crotch
The last time that I sucked his cock
I came down sick like it was Novichok
Our house was sealed away while
Ivor cleaned his pubic bile

So Ivor won't you wax your crack?
I just want smooth back and sack
Your pubic hair makes me feel ill
So kindly take those strips and pull.

Some nights he does get an erection
But really it makes me feel sick
As when it's standing to attention
Smegma drips down from the end of his dick

Every long hair from round his bum
Bears dingleberries that stick like gum
And there are zits and there are scabs
But worse than that, it's a beach full of crabs
Shit coming out from many holes
They're anal fistulas I'm told
Heaped piles turn it all red
Gathered round the tapeworm's head

So Ivor won't you wax your crack?
I just want smooth back and sack
Your pubic hair makes me feel ill
So kindly take those strips and pull.

Ivor won't you wax your crack?
I just want smooth back and sack
Your pubic hair makes me feel ill
So kindly take those strips and pull.

So Ivor
Damn right dickhead I'm strangling you
I don't wanna hear anything more from you about my minge OK?

by **Llalta** » Sun Nov 25, 2018 5:16 pm

36 | Llalta
Like Memories by Esther Winterbourne
Lyrics - Esther Winterbourne
Music - Esther Winterbourne

Tune: One Summer’s Day - Joe Hisaishi ft. Ayaka Hirahara

Esther Winterbourne, 18-year old Llaltese singer-song writer who will represent Llalta in Tampon Bay, Lactatia for WorldVision 69.

Since it’s debut, four editions ago in WorldVision 65, the small island nation has had varying levels of success with each entry in WorldVision. For example, in WorldVision 65, Niamh Callaghan and Patricia made waves in Normandy and Picardy and gained Llalta top five, an excellent placing for such a nation. However, things soon turned downhill. Llalta was disqualified from WorldVision 66 and returned in 67, Darkmania, where Pingu and the choir of Llalta placed 23/31, the worst result yet. In WorldVision 68, Prudencija and Quartissimo places 16th our of 26 in Axuva, the last hosts. The population of Llalta haven’t seen the best results to say the least, and were itching for another top ten result, possibly even top 5 within the prestigious contest. Not to mention huge successes in the World Hit Festival, with two second places from the adult version and the junior edition. This gave the LBN passion. If they could do well in World Hit Festival they could succeed in WorldVision. The small island nation have showed in 65 that they can deliver, so the LBN tried hard to produce an entry that would take WorldVision by storm.

For the upcoming WorldVision 69, the LBN we’re confused as to what to send. Nobody would send a song for WorldVision and things were looking bleak. That’s when the LBN requested that Esther represent Llalta in the contest. At first, she was set to release a new entry specifically for the contest, titled, “Dance of the Fireflies”. However, the entry was unfinished and had to be postponed for another contest.

That’s where “Like Memories”, came in. The song, composed and written and sung by Esther Winterbourne, was a huge success in World Hit Festival 41, gaining second place with 36 points, one behind the deserved winners, Kalosia. The song was also a commercial success, being #1 in the charts of Llalta, Hlhata States and reaching top ten in nations abroad, such as Izmedu. This was also the song that kickstarted Esther into the international scene properly. Gaining many new fans from around the globe. She also participated in World Hit Festival 40 but failed to qualify, coming 8th in her semi. And she also participated in World Hit Festival 42 with the song, “Start A Fire”, a song about the current refugee crisis. Where it yet again came 2nd out of 20 nation’s, continuing Llalta’s World Hit Festival streak. “Start A Fire” was also another hit for the young artist.

Esther Winterbourne, 18-year old Llaltese singer-song writer, was born in the tiny village of Lilliannes. She is very well known throughout Llalta, being one of the biggest artists behind Evergreen. From the age of three, one of her favourite pastimes was singing, where she would sing songs 24/7. At four, she started school at St. Christopher’s Academy, where she stayed at the school until she was 18, the school teaching almost every Llaltese child. From four to eighteen, she participated in many school talent shows and open mic nights at pubs, where she became ubiquitous for her singing and piano playing. The piano she learnt from 6, from the renowned John Marshall of the Evergreens.

Now 18, Esther Winterbourne is currently taking a gap year to focus on her music career and travel the world before going to Britonisea to study at the University of Telm, where she will study Healthcare and medicine. She says that, “While I love making music and singing and so on, I want to do something more with my life, helping people and others in need.” She plans to get her degree and become a doctor back in Llalta to help those less fortunate than her. “I want to make people happy; save lives; make Llalta stand out for it’s amazing healthcare.” She said in an interview. However, now her music career has really set off, boasting two second places at the World Hit Festival. Despite this and being a commercial success abroad, she still believes that being a doctor is her dream, and to help people. However, she couldn’t be more thankful for what World Hit Festival has done for her. She said, “The World Hit Festival Really has changed my life. Like, people know who I am and you know. I just can’t put it into words how... thankful and glad I am for the opportunities and having the chance to meet amazing people I wouldn’t had met before. It really is surreal.”As of World Hit Festival 42, the rising starlet has had three consecutive contests, two of which gave her podium positions.

However, she was originally set to perform for Llalta in WorldVision 67, where she was going to sing “Endless Dreams”, but earlier that month, her grandmother passed away. This was a huge wall to overcome for her as she was very fond of the elderly 95-year old woman. She didn’t feel it was right or acceptable to sing in a major televised contest immediately after the unfortunate incident. She tried to move on from the situation but couldn’t recover from her state of mourning. So she wrote “Like Memories”, a song which she wrote to overcome the pain and sadness of the tragedy. In a recent interview in Izmedu, Esther said, “The song is special memory I had of a time with me at the beach when I was younger, when my Grandma took me down to watch the sunset fall. It was magical. The song was written in a way as if she was recounting the events and telling me a story. However the overall meaning of the song is supposed to represent how, sometimes, even when it hurts, it’s ok to look back at the past and reminisce and how in the fast moving currents of today’s world of the future sometimes the past is necessary. On the other end of the spectrum sometimes it’s best not to mourn as the past is already gone. Does that make any sense???”

The performance, staged with the idea of minimalism in mind, is simplistic yet magical, hopefully bringing the songs true colours out. However, the piano, played by Esther, will be played live as she wanted the song to feel homely and real.

For you...

As the postcard ends and the crowd silences, the stadium plunges into darkness. The song begins to play and the camera is zoomed on Esther’s fingers, with a single diamond ring on her right hand shining at the camera. Her hand gracefully plays the melody on a piano; the piano white and simple. Her hands dance across the keys before it zooms out slowly to show Esther, wearing a simple, long and elegant white dress which ombrés into a deep, sea blue colour and her deep chestnut hair is let loose and flows down to her mid chest. Her dress elegantly falls to the pitch black of the stage floor. She is sat on a sleek, white rectangular stool which matches the piano. It becomes apparent at this moment that the arena is completely pitch black, the only source of light being a single, lone spotlight, which is on Esther and the piano. The lid of the piano is propped up. Her and the piano are positioned at the lower area of the stage, at the centre. Her eyes are closed tightly as she sings the first part. Despite her age, her voice is mature and motherly, like she is wise and has been through a lot. She leans back for a moment and flips back her hair before hunching back over the keys in an almost melodic fashion. During the last line, she opened her eyes dreamily, as if reliving the events in her mind. Her melancholy yet dreamy voice perfectly dueted with the piano.

Azure waves lap along the speckled shore
Mottled rocks shimmering in the amber sunlight
The sky burnished from Olympus
Gulls hand-crafted from great wisdom
By the one that you once believed

The camera takes a wider shot and slowly circles round her, eventually showing the audience, waving their flags and shining their phones at the stage. She creeps in towards the piano as she opens her dark chesnut eyes, glittering in the spotlight. She sighs quietly before leaning back over the piano. The camera then takes a wider shot of the stage, showing how small Esther and piano are. Like a star in the sky. She shakes her head slowly whilst looking down at the piano. She closes her eyes again, before singing the next stanza. On the last line, she again shakes her head softly, almost angry or disappointed at the words. A mystical emotion filled the arena, one both good and bad. One both sad and happy. It is clear she knows what she is singing to an emotional level, and the deep meanings of the song.

Clouds paint stories in the heavens of odysseys
Heroes fighting beasts that tower to the sky
Only make believe...

The camera takes a wide shot and pans over the stage. She opens her eyes and looks forlorn, like she’s lost something she’ll never get back. She looks up at the ceiling; at the spotlight that shines on her. Her chesnut eyes once again twinkle, as her hands waltz over the piano keys. From black to white, from white to black her fingers, while skinny, were as elegant as an ice skater; gracefully moving from key to key.

As the sun starts to embrace
The realm of the Earth's end
The sun slumbers 'til it is reborn again

The camera is zoomed directly at her fingers, still elegantly playing the symphony. As she sings the 2nd line, with a peaceful smile on her face, subtle white lights in the background twinkle like stars in the sky. Some may notice Orion the Hunter or the Plough (or Big Dipper) twinkling too. However, she is oblivious to the stars, mournfully lowering her head at the last line. Her eyes shut for a moment, as if reflecting on the past she’ll never get back. The stars begin to dim as well, leaving the arena pitch black once more. Her ring glimmers in the light, dancing along with her fingers which were playing the melody.

As the Nightfall closes in
Argent stars awakening
The moonlit sea churns and weeps
Yearns for the World that used to be

The camera takes a wider shot, taking in the flags, waving solemnly. Some begin to shine lights too, waving to the melody. The piano and Esther almost glow onstage, their white attire contrasting against the pitch black of the arena. The camera pans around the stage, Esther hunched over the piano. During the stanza she raises her hand gracefully. She looks up at it, thoughtfully, as if deep in her mind, before her hand dances, spins and slowly falls like a leaf like a ballet dancer, twirling and leaping. Her eyes, shimmering from water in her eyes, watching every movement until it falls back onto the keys of the piano, just in time to play the instrumental.

The leaves passing by
Waltzing round
Painted by
The summer breeze

During the small instrumental, the camera is directly on her and the piano, before it zooms in on her face. A single lone tear rolls down her face and makes it’s way off, falling from her jaw. She is shaking subtly, before shaking and looking forward, eyes aglow. She smiled peacefully before closing her eyes to concentrate on the song. The next angle is from above, where you can see the LEDs in which the tear drop had fallen on show water, which slowly ripples outwards, eventually filling the stage. The camera proceeds to pan across the stage, showing the true extent of the LED ocean. It is a murky blue colour, but not dirty. Similiar to that of the sea of night time. Esther and the piano almost appear to be illuminated, shining against the deep blue of the sea which covers the floor of the stage. She and the piano almost look like the reflections of the moon on the sea. Esther’s dress flows seamlessly into the LED sea below her. Almost as if she was made from the sea. She then goes on to sing the next verse, her posture straightens a little. She looks almost happier. She arches her back over the piano once again whilst the camera is taking a still shot from the front. Dry ice begins flooding the stage, adding to the mystical atmosphere.

The scent of brine and ocean fill the air
A smell forever embedded in your memories
Stars lit up like lanterns
Carrying souls into the heavens
A boat on the river of the moon

The camera takes a wide angle of the stage, showing the lone Esther sing in the stage, still illuminated amidst the pitch black. She closes her eyes, lost in the song, oblivious to the people; the audience; the lights. She straightened her posture slightly, before looking around at the audience, as if addressing them. Despite looking blank at first glance, her face hid a lost sorrow, behind her mask of happiness. She hunched back over her piano, her hair falling across her face. She sways subtly and dreamily, like she was faint, or deep in thought. Remembering each event as if were yesterday.

Whispered words floating aimless in the deep abyss
Tales echoed from the ships that rest among the fish
Tales of lost goodbyes...

The camera slowly spins around her, yet again showing the audience yet again. However they are much more subdued than before, waving lights slowly and thoughtfully. Almost as if the song was reaching out to them, encapsulating their hearts. The next shot is from the back of the stage, showing Esther and the piano against the sea of audience members, dry ice climbing her and the piano. It was very grand looking; Esther looking over all of the audience. Her fingers elegantly skating from key to key, note to note. The lone light shines on, illuminating the ocean of dry ice that thinly covers the stage. The bottom of her dress is lost in the midst of the dry ice, silently creeping mystically across the stage.

Red rosy cheeks, bright eyes
Blind of somber nights
Laughing to the tune of the sapphire waves

A second tear slowly makes it’s way down her face and drops into the stage, creating a small ripple on the LED. Her eyes open and look out across the arena, while Esther was reflecting her past. As the stanza progressed though, her face grew determined; her voice stronger and more powerful. She straightened her back, showing her willpower and strength. They were all subtle details, but noticeable nonetheless. The camera pans across the stage, showcasing the dry ice, like a sea of smoke covering the stage. She opens her eyes, a lit with excitement and willpower. Remembering that exact day, the clouds drifting aimlessly across the sky, the sun lighting up the beach in an amber light. Her timeless smile etched across her face and eyes alight with the childhood joys.

And though it’s in the past
Gone and lost among the stars
Never hurts to look back and dream
Dream of the world that used to be

The fog begins creeping up the piano and Esther, lost in the song and shutting her eyes tightly once more. Her diamond ring twinkles in the spotlight whilst the camera takes a shot of Esther and the piano, glistening and glowing in the light as well. She looks up at the ceiling with a calm look, shaking her head whistfully. Her fingers waltz elegantly on the piano, the camera making sure to pick every detail; every emotion onstage. The camera glance at Esther, peacefully singing the last couple lines, glowing in the light. She sways dreamily, thoughtfully to the rhythm. The camera pans across the stage from a distance, Ester and the piano appearing so small on the huge stage. Flags drifting slowly from side to side, Izmeduan, Kalosia’s, Polkopian. She remembers all the memories of her journey to this point. Her first disqualification to her non qualification. She tears up at the thought. But they only motivated her to go stronger. Her first of two podium positions. The crowd cheering her name as the 5 points were called. She remembered her family at home, all bundled on the sofa, cheering as loud as they can for her. All. In. This. Moment.

That world that you seek
Just a dream
And dreams may be
Just memories...

She plays the piano for a while, eyes peacefully closed, swaying. She looks at peace with herself at last. As the last notes are played, the camera zooms into Esther’s fingers, still elegantly pihrouetting from key to key on the piano. The camera zooms into the diamond ring in particular, until the camera blurs, before coming back into focus, revealing the piano and stool onstage alone, Esther seeming to have vanished. No sign of her to be seen. Only a diamond ring is left on the stool, glimmering in the lights that illuminated the stage. The LEDs on the back wall light up, with a bright sunrise on the horizon of the stage. It briefly lights up the LEDs with a blinding white light before dimming, revealing an orangey-blue morning sky, fluffy pink clouds covering much of the scenery. The water on floor is given an orange hue to match the sky. It looks like a typical morning sight at sea or at the beach. The clouds however seem to depict...

Well. That’s up to you.

The song ends, and the the stadium is lit up again. Esther stumbled back on stage from the back and bows, the crowd tearing tears of sadness, remembering their own childhood. “Thank you Lactatia and thank-” she sniffles and chokes. “Thank you World! And, and Never forget what’s close to you!” She says, subtly crying before shuffling off stage, sobbing of happiness, tears streaming off her face like a waterfall.

by **Indo States** » Sun Nov 25, 2018 8:19 pm

Overtime, The WV/WHF Show in RTV! | Episode 7

(Warning Screen Starts)
Man in the Warning: Warning! This may Include Polkopian References that Make you Protest or Suggest the President to Declare War with Polkopia. I Mean this is Joke *Laughs* Again, This may Include Polkopian References that May Include Strong Parental Guidance.
(Warning Screen Ends)

Nick: Next at Overtime! It's Time for me and Eva in Waitress on The Overtime Live Action! Polkopia want to Remove Fatimans? on The Overtime Commentary. Indo States will Withdraw the WorldVision 69 and They will Move at WV70 to Continue? At WorldVision News.

(End of Intro)

Nick: Good Evening Fatiman Federation! This is me Nick and Joey on Overtime with our Miss Millennial Indo States 2018 Winner Eva Techionvash. And Here she Is! She's Wearing on Waitress Uniform!
Eva: Hello! How Are you Nick? I Need to Wait Sara Bareilles, Jessie Mueller and Drew Gehling. But They will Visit for Now. And Here they are!
Sara: Hello!
Jessie: I'm First time to Bake an Pie for Nick!
Drew: Watzupp Nick!
Nick: It's Time to bake an Pie for The Overtime Commentary. And Here it is! Polkopia! Joey get an Buko, Apple Pies and Tarts.
Joey: Ok. Here it is!
Nick: Play it!

(Video Played)

Nick: Joey go Run you're Fatiman me i am Ramseyian so no.
*Joey Screams & Runs*

Some people tell you they're bussy
And they don't listen to you.
With a beautiful cupcake
I'll end you. I'll end you.

We know you hate all us women.
You take away all our skirts.
But with my outfit tonight
I'll end you. I'll end you.

Sara: You Can Just End Up Indo States this is our Lovely Country which Waitress will Come at Rozlyn!
Drew: Right! I Need to Throw an Pie to Polkopia.
Jessie: Come on Western Edeltia, You're be Winner of this Contest!
Eva: Hmm... Why This song Is Allowed in WorldVision? This is about Hate Speech!
Nick: Yes it is. I NEED AN EARMUFFS NOW!
*Nick Gets and Wears Earmuffs*
Nick: YOU TOO EVA!
Eva: Yesssss!!! I Don't Wanna Hear that Song
*Eva Wears Earmuffs*

We don't want a Fatiman
Banning our clothes, it's how sexism goes.
I just wanna make a plan.
To dance off tonight, but piss off with you.

Jessie: We Like Fatiman
Allowing our Clothes, It's How Sexism Goes
I Just Wanna Make a Plan
To Dance Off Monring, But Piss off with you
Sara: We Don't want a Polkopian
Dictator's Country, It's Not Good!
I Just Wanna make a Plan.
To Bake Off Afternoon, But Piss off with you.
*Drew Stares*

Stop with your addiction
You watch porn all day long.
Stop claiming etaGAgev (Reversed due to Strict Online Dictatorship in Fatiman Federation)
You brought her, ........

Nick: 1st Cut! Play Again!

You'd better change your attitude.
You want a genocide.
But don't you dare try it.
Or we will, take you down.

Sara: Take Down Polkopia! End Semyon Polk!
Jessie: Get a Pie!
Drew: You're Right Jessie, Polkopia is Evil.

We don't want a Fatiman
Banning our clothes, it's how sexism goes.
I just wanna make a plan.
To dance off tonight, but piss off with you.

(Piss off with you)
(Piss off with you)
(Piss off with you)
(Piss off with you)
(Piss off with you)

Ooohh...

Jessie: We Don't want a Polkopian
Dictator's Country, It's Not Good!
I Just Wanna Make a Plan.
To Bake Off Afternoon, But Piss off With you.

Jessie: aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......

We hate Ramsey City
It's a trash city.
You're a sexist pig.
(You're a sexist pig)
Say you're a sexist pig
(You're a sexist pig)

Jessie: We Hate Peeto
It's a Trash City
You're a Communist Pig
Say You're Communist Pig

Fatiman
Don't want a Fatiman
We don't want a Fatiman
Banning our clothes, it's how sexism goes.
I just wanna make a plan.
To dance off tonight, but piss off with you.

We don't want a Fatiman
Banning our clothes, it's how sexism goes.
I just wanna make a plan.
To dance off tonight, but piss off with you.

We don't want a Fatiman

Jessie: Polkopian
Don't Want a Polkopian
We Don't Want a Polkopian
Dictator's Country, It's Not Good!
I Just Wanna Make a Plan.
To Bake off Afternoon, But Piss Off with you.
We Don't Want a Polkopian
Dictator's Country, It's Not Good!
I Just Wanna Make a Plan.
To Bake Off Afternoon, But Piss off with you.
Sara: Good. Your Parody is Good!
Nick: Phew......
*Eva Inhales and Exhales*
Nick: That's Why Polkopia doing this right?
Joey: I'm Back.
Sara: That's Right Nick. We Need Freedom of Speech to Polkopia right now.

Nick: Next is Indo States will Withdraw according to Fatiman Parliament because He's Violating the Freedom of Speech. That's why Fatiman Federation is Suggesting an Summit in Peeto, Polkopia. And Coming Up! Jessie Mueller, Drew Gehlig, Eva Techionvasch, Me and Sara Bareilles in The Overtime Live Action!

by **Todlichebujoku** » Mon Nov 26, 2018 2:44 am

Hello and welcome back to a STAR episode of "vittu, vittu kaikille"! I'm Urho Senft, and ahahaha if you thought I was hinting at a celebrity to appear here, you're wrong. Well you'd be partially right if you consider me as a celebrity. Honestly I don't even know.

So! Let's see what the vaunted WorldVision 69 in Tampon Bay, Lactatia has for us tonight. Hopefully some excellent things. Probably some trash.

Parade of Flags

Oh powers above it's barely started and I am in love already. What an iconic edition. The flags are perfect, and that speech was... really something else. This is Lactatia, though, right? The real question, is can, uh, Mister Yiffer lactate?

Also, is there an actual performance? No? Well that's disappointing. I was hoping for at least another rendition of "Lactation". There better be a magnificent interval act to make up for this oversight.

Axuva - Bake It

WOWWWW!!!! Axuva might finally make it out of the bottom five! This could be their breakthrough entry!! Any song with the line "Preheat the oven on 350 and then wait for it to come out" is already legendary. This is insanity in an entry and boy I'd love some cream right now. And the food distribution! Straight out of Britonisea's golden age! When they passed out food to the audience. This song is historically rooted. And that sass! Excellent and exactly what Axuva needs to succeed.

Main Nation Ministry - Purgatory

You know, we really do need more metal and rock and such in WorldVision. Often we have a bit too much pop and ballads and such here. And it's great to see this nation moving on from propaganda, I'm proud.
But I'm afraid that's where my praise ends. The rest of it is just mundane. Where is the raunch? The cringe? The sass? "I made a horrible mistake," yes. You certainly have. Perhaps normally this would deserve 12 points. But this edition, it deserves 1. Maybe. Ugh. I am so disappointed.

Ardoki - Phoenix

What the fuck. This is exactly what Main Nation Ministry should have sent. Such a grand display of megalomania and elder representation! I could do without the executions, but the overall inanity is top-notch. It almost feels like an Electrum Diplomatic Offices entry! Ardoki should collab with them. Gertrude Pullman and Alistair Killian Moriarty, the ultimate stage of the meme.

Fatiman Federation - Poor Independent Fatimania

What nation is this? A debutant?? Well..... the music is nothing special, the performance is more bland than overboiled gruel.... It's a very odd joke entry from a presumably joke nation. I hear whispers of plagiarism from my sources. We'll see if this ends up disqualified.
"It's my nuke in a box, my nuke in a box, babe
It's my nuke in a box, my nuke in a box, girl"

Kalmarlund - Bra

This... I ... this is great. This is very bra. This is what I came here for. The wordplay. The addictive dance beat. The confounding performance. The surreality. But I'm not sure why we were notified that he was naked under his clothes. Aren't we all?

Scottish Socialists - Born and Bred

I.. this succeeds. For the exact same reasons Kalmarlund's "Bra" did. The offbeat lyrics. The addictive dance beat. This performance reminds me of one of Mister X's attempts to win, which is very quirky and oddly entertaining. I think it works here as well! And I adore that morphsuit. The way it's put on upside down, crawling with spiders, and set on fire while worn. Divine. Okay, maybe a bit harsh for the spiders.

Vartugia - Give Us Calcium!

This entry is if Grellenbyooša-ga and Merecendi had a baby. The Grellenbyooša-gese have yet to send a skeleton to WorldVision, but let's be honest, that is certain to occur in the future. And of course this is in effect the same concept as a Merecendian entry from some time ago that caused some controversy. And wow, whoever engineered that Merecendian entry would absolutely love this. It is a masterpiece of awkwardness. It is breathtaking. It is insane in all the right ways. Radiation bunnies. Skeletons disintegrating partway through the performance. Oh yes.

Western Edeltia - Nosze Tastralin Moszczek (Bizarre Love Triangle)

Sooooo... okay. Nice tune. No one knows what the lyrics mean, and my sources tell me that the Edeltian broadcaster has confirmed that the lyrics are either nonsense or are plagiarized. Really what a shame. And let's not talk about the performance, or lack thereof. How intensely dull.

And on that low note, let's take a break, shall we? I personally am excited for some of these entries coming up soon- they have much promised!

by **Lactatia** » Mon Nov 26, 2018 6:00 pm

Mister Yiffer McOwO VI: ruh roh! owo it wooks wike thats the wast act!

but dont worry! you can stiwl vote for your favowite! ;3 butfor now we have to count ur votes so be patient and we wiw be wight back ;*

[iThe camera pans to the background screen. All the nations' flags are displayed, along with the number in the running order that they performed in. [/i]

The camera then panned to the stage, which was completely dark. The image below was projected onto the screen and the audience cheered.

Dominique Yo Ass - Pineapple

The stage was dark. The voting had just opened and it was time for Lactatia to put on a ~~time-waster~~ show until the votes were finally counted and could be revealed to the public. Now, Dominique stood on stage, adjacent to a metal pole. There were background singers, but they hadn't been revealed yet. Dominique herself was wearing an outfit and was shown by a single spotlight. She looked down at the ground with her back up against the pole. As soon as the background singers sang, she looked up.

(yeah, uhuh)

She spun around and placed one of her thighs around the pole and climbed up. A microphone piece was attached to her ear and she could sing without using her hands. She swung upside down around the pole and sang.

Eatin' Your Pineapple!

She continued to climb up the pole, swinging a few times without using her legs. Finally, she wrapped her legs around it, hung upside down, and spun around the entirety of the pole as the background singers sang. By the time the singers sang the last line of this verse, she made her way to the ground. She picked up a microphone from the ground.

(Da da da da da da da da da da da)
(di dutty dutty da dutty da da da)
(Da da da da da da da da da da da)
(di dutty dutty da dutty da da da)

She sang into the microphone while dancing around the pole's base. Spotlights illuminated the other areas of the stage, where the 2 background singers were revealed to be dancing around other metal poles and dancing in a similar fashion to Dominique. Though they weren't necessarily in-sync, their dances were similar enough to warrant a visually-appealing experience. The camera consistantly zoomed to various areas of the stage throughout the verse - from some of the background singers, to Dominique, all highlighting their physical features while they danced.

You are so sexy boy
I'm on my knees for yah.
I'm gonna drink that cum cum
Ain't that amazing, yuh?

I'm very easy boy
I'm such a slave for yah.
I'm gonna drink that cum cum
And leave it on my tongue.

Several lights appeared from the back of the stage, shining upward in bright white lights. The camera zoomed out to get a view of the stage, and then out some more to get a view of the entire venue. At the third line, the camera returned to the view of the stage, and rapidly zoomed into Dominique's face during the last line, who held out her index finger.

You call me Dominque
While I'm on my knees
I live to serve and please
But not so fast yet, boy!

The background LED screen now showed pipes moving up and down the length of the screen, and the three singers sang and danced. The camera showed more shots of them dancing, one by one, and returned to the stage-view.

Baby, do you taste alright?
Did you, eat your pineapple?
Baby, I'll swallow your load.
Did you, eat your pineapple?

Dominique walked forward and was joined by two muscular guys, who placed their hands on Dominique's inner thighs, but danced around her by moving their shoulders and feet in a complex choreography. All of them moved to the left, then to the right, then to the left again, all touching and feeling one another.

I'll suck all your friends' dicks.
And put them in my tits.
You can't deny I'll do this
If pineapple's amiss.

It makes your cum taste yum
So put it in my bum
We'll have a lot of fun fun
If I can drink your cum

They separated from one another but continued to dance in a series of arm and leg movements in-sync, while the two female background singers continued to dance around poles in the background. At the end of the last verse, one of the guys held a bottle of milk near his groin and squeezed it out on Dominique.

The threat that it poses
That sticky salty mess
Is not my own interest
Unless it's on my chest

I'll show you who sucks best
I bet you could've guessed
Dominique's got you possessed
But I have just one request

...yeah!

Dominique returned to the pole and danced, while the two men met up with the two background singers and danced with them around the pole.

Baby, do you taste alright?
Did you, eat your pineapple?
Baby, I'll swallow your load.
Did you, eat your pineapple?

The instrumentation played and Dominique scrambled up the pole and started dancing at the very top. The two men ran to Dominique's pole and fiddled with something near the base. Suddenly, the pole began swinging as if were an upside-down pendulum, and Dominique still performed her moves while the pole swung in a circular motion. The audience roared with excitement.

(yeah, uhuh)
(yeah, uhuh)

Eat your pineapple!
(Eat your pineapple)
(Delicious pineapple)
(You and you and you)
(Eat your pineapple)
(Eat your pineapple)
(Eat your pineapple)
(Da da da da da da da da da da da)
(Di da di da, di da di da di da... whoo!)

The pole stood back upright and Dominique slid down the entirity of the pole. She walked up, along with everyone else and sang toward the audience. The four people on stage who weren't Dominique clapped their hands over their heads throughout this last verse, and at the very end, all of them punched the air and held their fists over their heads.

Baby, it would save my world.
Please eat, eat your pineapple!
Baby, it would save my world.
Please eat, eat your pineapple
Baby, it would save my world.
Please eat, eat your pineapple!
Baby, it would save my world.
Please eat, eat your pineapple!

by **Lactatia** » Mon Nov 26, 2018 6:01 pm

by **Talvezout** » Mon Nov 26, 2018 7:41 pm

01 - TALVEZOUT VOTES!

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A cute pit bull with a stick of chalk in its mouth would be sitting in front of the camera, with a blackboard displaying the votes.

1 point to Axuva
2 point to Aloquirbe
3 point to Libereco kaj Paco
4 point to Todlichebojuku
5 point to Togonistan
6 point to Darkmania
7 point to Izmedu
8 point to Mister X
10 point to Electrum
12 point to Llata!

by **Vartugia** » Mon Nov 26, 2018 11:52 pm

02/34: Vartugia

What relgion is this?

Sub bitches. Its ya boy, (*gibberish*) and here are the points from Vartugia, the most "normal" nation.

1 pt Adab
2 pts Pambudia
3 pts Polkopia
4 pts EDO
5 pts Darkmania
6 pts Talvezout
7 pts Todlichebujoku

8 pts Normandy and Picardy
10 pts Postman Sayoc
12 pts ~~Indo States~~ Antahbrantahstan

iSideWith results · by **Scottish Socialists** » Tue Nov 27, 2018 12:28 am

03/34: Scottish Socialists

Wow, hasn’t this competition been great, all the entries, all of the... the...the... let’s just get on to the votes, shall we?

As always, we’ll reveal each vote individually, m’kay?

Alright, starting off with one point, who’ve we got? Let’s see.

Here we go, time for tea. Wait, no, time for two! Let’s reveal!

Tree. Tree. Tree. Tre-three points, who’s got three? Let’s find out!

It’s time for number four. Who’s number 4? They’re getting four points.

FIVE GOLD POINTS! That’s right, it’s time to reveal the big five-pointer. Who’s it gonna be?

Six. We’re on to number 6 now. Ya like jazz? Well, you’re about to get it, because...

Number 7, now. Who do you think has got 7 points? Vote now on your phones! Actually, don’t, because...

EIGHT! Number 8. Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, sierte, OCHOOOOOOOOOOOO! That’s for all my Mexicans and Spaniards in the audience. Anyway, let’s get on with it!

Now, here we go.
Time for the ten and twelve pointers.
The big boys.
Are you ready? Let’s goooooooooooo!

Guess what? It’s time for the biggest of boys. The goodest of boys.
Who do you think it is?

by **Western Edeltia** » Tue Nov 27, 2018 3:47 am

Overtime, The WV/WHF Show in RTV! (The Western Edeltia Tour) | Episode 8

Nick: Hello Western Edeltia! My Favorite Country to Visit with Beautiful Beaches and Polish-Like Culture. Krysztofer and Joey is on Studio (Behind Nick) and Vanessa is on Tampon Bay. And... Next in Overtime! We're Gonna Voting with Krysztofer will we Chose on Overtime Votes. And Last Commentary in *laughs* ADAB!?!?!?! on The Overtime Commentary.
(Intro Ended)
Nick: Say Hello to The Western Edeltia Tour of Overtime.
Krysztofer: I Think We will Vote First.
Joey: Yeah!

(Intro Starts for Overtime Votes)
Guy: It's time for, OVERTIME VOTES! Sponsored by Pot Noodle, Kool-Aid and Mang Inasal
(Intro Ended)

Nick: We're Gonna Eat Filipino Food which you can Taste the Exact Lumpiang Togue. Yes.
Joey: Ok What 1 Points is for..... Saviera!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good Job Saviera and Have a Nice Day...
Nick: And 2 Points is for..... Vartugia?!?!?!?.~~I Need 2 Points because UNICEF can Fund Vartugia!!!~~
Krysztofer: 3 Points for Ardoki.
Nick: 3 Points for Axuva.
Joey: 4 Points for Tobu.
Krysztofer: 5 Points for Antabrahanstan!
Joey: 6 Points for Mercedini
Nick: 7 Points for Pambudia.
Nick: 8 Points for Talvezout!!
Joey: 10 Points for Adab!!!!
Nick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! 12 POINTS FOR LLATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK GOD, LLATA GOT 12 POINTS! SALUTE FOR YOUR COUNTRY!!!
*Final Countdown by Europe Plays*
Nick: THIS IS TIME FOR LLATESE PARTY IN SAINT CHRISTOPHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: Comping Up! We're Gonna Comment in Adab's Entry tomorrow. See you Later Worldvision!

by **Darkmania** » Tue Nov 27, 2018 7:30 am

04/33: Darkmania

An Angrery Black Train

*Sigh*. Do i have to do this? I rader spread lies to some wagons and put the blame on a green train than to cast the points. OK fine. Here are the points!

1 pt Mercedini
2 pts Izmedu
3 pts Polkopia
4 pts Libereco kaj Paco
5 pts Llalta
6 pts Antahbrantahstan
7 pts Scottish Socialists

8 pts Lactatia
10 pts Talvezout
12 pts Nekoni

by **Normandy and Picardy** » Tue Nov 27, 2018 3:30 pm

Help us good lord

12pts - SquareDisc City
10pts - Antahbrantahstan
8pts - Postman Sayoc
7pts - Lactatia
6pts - Nekoni
5pts - Adab
4pts - Mister X
3pts - Wazekia
2pts - Polkopia
1pt - Izmedu

by **Mister X** » Tue Nov 27, 2018 3:44 pm

by **Llalta** » Tue Nov 27, 2018 3:45 pm

07/34 COUNTRIES VOTING | LLALTA

Erik McGarrison - Llaltese TV host, Actor and Radio Presenter

Good evening Tampon Bay, Lactatia! Llalta calling! Now thank you for the... one in a lifetime experience. It was truly quite something. But I bet you’re all excited about the votes! The ones that decide it all! And I will reveal them now!

1 - Postman Sayoc
2 - Antahbrantastan
3 - Axuva
4 - Polkopia
5 - 1zmedu
6 - Kalosia
7 - Mercedini

Now time for our big points. The ones that matter the most.
Llalta's 8 points go to...

Our 10 points go to...

And finally, our important 12 points goes to the beautiful nation of...

Congratulations all! Thank you and good night!!

by **Missus X** » Tue Nov 27, 2018 4:10 pm

by **Libereco kaj Paco** » Tue Nov 27, 2018 7:00 pm

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by **Polkopia** » Wed Nov 28, 2018 3:56 pm

Polkopian Votes:

1 point: Wazekia
2 points: Todlichebujoku
3 points: Kalosia
4 points: Pambudia
5 points: Lactatia
6 points: Izmedu
7 points: Electrum

by **Main Nation Ministry** » Wed Nov 28, 2018 9:37 pm

Ladies and Gentlemen! Main Nation Ministry Shall Now-

"Hold it!"
"Jessica?! What are you doing here?!"
"Oh please! I want dibs on the voting process! You bastards owe me for convincing me to do a metal song!"
"But I thought you did punk?"
"Pop-punk! There is a big difference! Plus, I wanted to take off my damn clothes, but I was told not to, even when everyone else was doing it peer-pressure free! Now, gimme that damn microphone!"
"Hey! Hey! No, please!"

Ladies and Gentlemen1 Main Nation Ministry Shall Now Cast Their Votes Hosted by Jessica Madden!

(Applause)
"Alright! I know the whole shebang here. Performances get rated from 1 to 12, excluding 9 and 11. Also, I just wanna say someone should get me a number from that old chick from Electrum Diplomatic Offices. If she doesn't throw a bottle at me, I can try to convince her to meet some old geezers who can give her a good time. Hang on, I need to take off my clothes right now. I'm wearing a nice black bikini. It will be softcore for the censors to not mind. Alright, I'm good. Maybe some snacks? I'm getting off-track here, am I? Fuck it! Let's start with the 1-pointer!"

(OOC Note: Songs will still be judged by regular criteria by the public of Main Nation Ministry. Jessica is here for the commentary.)

1. Axuxa

"Our 1-pointer goes out to Juanita Jones getting sexy in the kitchen with her song of Bake It. Seeing some of the audience had gotten some freshly baked goods straight out of the oven literally, this 1 point will go out for keeping the audience on full stomachs, since let's face it, you're going to be hungry from the airplane ride and whatever multi-verse range of travel nonsense people use. Hope that dancer is doing good in the hospital, though."

2. Polkpopia

"Ah yes, Polkpopia. I checked out their songs from the last two WV, where they do have a good record. Disco isn't really my strong suit, but the catchness of the tune helps make up for it. Also, that outfit Yulia Vegovna is what has my interest. Someone find her tailor! I need them for my next show back in Main Nation Ministry, goddammit!"

3. Adab

"Now from what I heard from this song, it has some political message or what not, but I tend to listen to the actual song than the meaning, first. Seeing how the song is almost about golf, I will credit it with 3 points from that drive as mentioned in the end of the song. Speaking of golf, it's been a while, but there is this club here. I think I can use this apple, also. Let's see how my golf skills are!"

(Crashing Noise)

"Fuck!"

4.Normandy and Picardy

"I can smell the erotica from this one! You think you can disguise a song as a commercial for some white tea, but I was made outta lewds and I can smell the lewds coming from this song! But you can't resist the quality of the song. That is why I'm giving this song the award of the "Most Lustful Song on this List!" Congrats, Normandy and Picardy!"

5. 1zmedu

"Some of the next parts of this list goes out to several songs that aim for the heart, rather than the-"
"Ahem!"
"I'm not going to say it, you dipshits! Anyways, we got a moving song 1zmedu to give us some beauty in this world. Shine adds some hopeful energy from the stage to the viewers at home, where we can really immerse ourselves. Plus, checking out some of the background for the singer, I will give her 5 points as a sign of good luck!"

6. Libereco kaj Paco

"A fellow man with some of my tastes seem to be a newcomer in WV and I can already give him props for his performance. Not only is his song beautiful, but both me and him have the same standards of showing some actual emotion towards the audience. Hang on, let me try to cry to proof it. Hmm.. I think I need to be reminded by one of the one three to get my natural mood receptors up."

7. Darkmania

"Now this next song-"
(Sounds of door being smashed open)
"I heard the 7-pointer has piano music."
"Aren't you the quiet guy who performed on the piano for the Leader's performance last WV?"
"Of course, piano is my craft. Seeing a splendid piano performance is what fills my mind with passion."
"You heard him, folks. His piano fetish is what sells this song for 7 points!"
"By the way, if you're interested. I can teach you some piano for your next song, if you need to."
"That sounds sweet! Is it an offering for a date?"
"No, I just want to teach you actual piano music. Hyper sexual swine."
(Footsteps)

"Well, he's gone. Now these next three song are up top 3! But the problem for the viewers remain..Which song gets 12 points?"

"And now, the moment you nerds have been waiting for! The song worthy of 12 points! Even ranked number 1 for WV69! Drumroll, please!"
(Drumroll and a tense moment of silence to keep the viewers on their toes)
"And the 12 points goes to.."

"Jessica Madden, you swine!"
"Leader?! What are you doing here?!"
"I was watching the WV back in my nation, when I saw the mockery of my flag, where even after I had it destroyed, I came all the way over here to make sure that it was properly destroyed. So what the hell are you during your bikini like this?! It isn't even summer, yet!"
"L-Leader, I'm sorry. Please don't punish me, I do anything! I swear."
"Don't be so clingy. Now, where was I? Stop hugging my legs! Guards, restraint her!"
"Wait, I hadn't even said who gets the top spot for 12 points!"

"Wait, really? Guards, let her go. Go ahead. Reveal to the public to who deserves the 12 points."
"Alright! Alright! The song that deserves 12 points goes to..."

"Alright, since everything is all settled, I going outside, so everyone in Lactacia can autograph my cleavage, take a picture of it, then sell it online for money!"
"Oh no, you don't! You're coming with me, missy!"
"What?! W--w-w-why?"
"Don't give me that depressed look. We sending you for educational for exposing the innocent children to this lust of yours!"
"But what about the censors?"
"The censors are too busy, drooling over all of the sexual symbols in this result show! Now, come here!"
"Eekkk!"

by **Nekoni** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 3:58 am

Normally you'd get a fantastically done bit of graphic design for the votes. Graphic design is Nekoni's passion, after all. However, we are lazy, and the voting was hastily scribbled onto a napkin. We would have scanned in the napkin, but one of the coffee stains worryingly looks like a penis, so we cannot use it. Oh well.

12 - Darkmania
10 - Izmedu
08 - Polkopia
07 - Adab
06 - Libereco kaj Paco
05 - Aloquirbe
04 - Llalta
03 - Antahbrantahstan
02 - Main Nation Ministry
01 - SquareDisc City

by **Aloquirbe** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 3:18 pm

12 to Electrum Diplomatic Offices
10 to Todlichebujoku
8 to Mercedini
7 to Axuva
6 to Togonistan
5 to Libereco kaj paco
4 to Polkopia
3 to Electrum
2 to Lactatia
1 to Antahbrantahstan

by **Adab** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:32 pm

Adab voting results:

12 - Kalosia
10 - Libereco kaj Paco
8 - Scottish Socialists
7 - 1zmedu
6 - Ardoki
5 - Llalta
4 - Main Nation Ministry
3 - Izmedu
2 - Pambudia
1 - Electrum Diplomatic Offices

by **Ardoki** » Fri Nov 30, 2018 7:11 pm

At the arena control centre, the workers were just doing their jobs. Making sure all the lighting, sound, and video was running perfectly this edition of WorldVision.

One of the workers looked up, just to catch a glimpse of the arena to ensure everything was running smoothly. But what he saw, reflected in the glass of the window, was the grinning face of an Elder.

'What the f...' but she was to fast. She put him in a choke-hold. Quickly he felt himself losing consciousness.

Elder Joan gently lowered the man down to the floor, and tucked a blanket over him. She wouldn't want him to be uncomfortable. The other elders were neutralising the other workers as Elder Joan sat in the controllers chair and got to work. She just needed to take control here for a bit, to let her master announce Ardoki's votes.

The lights in the arena dimmed, and music started.

'Hello WorldVision!' Alistair Killian Moriarty yelled as he ran on stage. Elders following him while clapping in the air. 'Thank you for all the votes!'

They did a little jumping up and down, mixed in with a choreographed dance sequence, before the volume of the music was slowly reduced until it was gone entirely.

'Have I got some votes for you!' the Grand Emperor yelled, with the audience responding in screams of joy.

1 point to Libereco kaj Paco

2 points to Scottish Socialists

3 points to Adab

4 points to Mister X

5 points to Missus X

6 points to Main Nation Ministry

7 points to Normandy and Picardy

8 points to Antahbrantahstan

10 points to Axuva

12 points to Mercedini

'Thank you everyone!' Alistair Killian Moriarty and Elder Dance Crew then cartwheeled through the aisles and left the building.

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