Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:10 am
Newsreader: And finally, the UPT entry for WorldVision 69 has been confirmed. WorldVision 69 is widely expected to be fully of risque entries, but has comedian Dorothy Titun gone too far with her song Ivor Won't You Wax Your Crack? Over to our entertainment correspondent, Alica Mankey.
Alicia: Yes. I spoke to Dorothy earlier, she didn't have time to do a full interview, but she told me that it's an answer song to the Ivor Biggun classic Dorothy Please Trim Your (bleep) and that there's no such thing as a song too filthy, only a listener too prudish.
Newsreader: Well, let's hope she doesn't go too far or Terry will be spraying his coffee over the commentator's mic! For those who haven't heard the original, what's the music like?
Alicia: Well, it's in the old novelty song tradition. George Formby, Billy Murray, that kind of thing. Dorothy's ignoring the current UPT music trend of classically-inspired ballads, of course.
Newsreader: Our entertainment correspondent, Alicia Mankey. So it's goodnight from us here on PT1, and now the weather.
Nation Name: The United Pokemon Types, AKA SquareDisc City
Official Broadcaster: Pokemon Television
Song Title: Ivor Won't You Wax Your Crack
Artist(s) Name(s): Dorothy Titun
Tune: Ivor Biggun - Dorothy Please Trim Your Minge (NSFW warning)
Alicia: Yes. I spoke to Dorothy earlier, she didn't have time to do a full interview, but she told me that it's an answer song to the Ivor Biggun classic Dorothy Please Trim Your (bleep) and that there's no such thing as a song too filthy, only a listener too prudish.
Newsreader: Well, let's hope she doesn't go too far or Terry will be spraying his coffee over the commentator's mic! For those who haven't heard the original, what's the music like?
Alicia: Well, it's in the old novelty song tradition. George Formby, Billy Murray, that kind of thing. Dorothy's ignoring the current UPT music trend of classically-inspired ballads, of course.
Newsreader: Our entertainment correspondent, Alicia Mankey. So it's goodnight from us here on PT1, and now the weather.
Nation Name: The United Pokemon Types, AKA SquareDisc City
Official Broadcaster: Pokemon Television
Song Title: Ivor Won't You Wax Your Crack
Artist(s) Name(s): Dorothy Titun
Tune: Ivor Biggun - Dorothy Please Trim Your Minge (NSFW warning)