THE LAKER CITY SENTINEL
Crabaiaian Military deploys 2 Regiments to Insaanistan
By BUTTER PIE
The Crabaiaian Government has
now authorised a deployment of 2
Regiments (The Reeves and Nice
Regiments) to Insaanistan to fight
the Rayane, an ethnic group seeking
independence from Insaanistan, the
government plans to pull the troops
out by May 2021, if the war doesn’t
end by then. Many Crabaiaians celebrated the news by holding a pro-SETA street party/protest. But the
Incel Community, who claim to be
ethnolinguistic relatives of the Crabaiaians fear this will increase Public
hostility towards them and push for
an Intra-Cultural Genocide, anti-war
protests have now started in Laker
City.
Butter Pie, for the Laker City Sentinel, signing out
