To: Crassus
From: Shang
I saw the kid's video.
Good video. Shitty fanfic. Feel bad for the kid.
No comment, other than I needed a hard cognac last night to wash it down.
Say, shouldn't we fix this kid's parents up a bit? Exodian Secret Service runs child protection worldwide in cooperation with local law enforcement. A fangirl version of Lil Tay can't stop it.
Exodian airwaves
QREG 7.1.0.3 Radio Station"So, once again, thank you for coming on the show, Senators. We're so honored to have you on our little program." Alexa Bursen, the interviewer on the radio channel, said.
"It's a pleasure. I always like supporting any small business, and I also want my voice heard by all types of people." Elizabeth Shirelle responded.
"I'm glad I agree, Elizabeth." chimed in Antonietta Ballot, a rising senator from western Kamo and a member of the Traditional Party, also on the show.
"Also, Ms. Ballot, send my regards to your younger sister- I admire her diplomatic work overseas, especially in dealing with matters involving the Jupiter Pact."
"I certainly will." Ballot said.
"Now, before we send you two ladies off, there's something on my mind- a bit of unimportant fluff, I should say, but I saw something on the Internet amongst a more... unscrupulous community... I'll pull this up for you now."
There was silence for a few seconds, before Shirelle broke it all.
"Oh my God." She was audibly shocked by what she had read.
"Oh wow. Glad that didn't mention me, though- Eliza, that's.... that's not too great for you. I feel sorry." Ballot trailed off. "I think the kid- whoever wrote this is being a troll, or I strongly advise them to focus on... other things."
YouTube, The Internet
GeneralDankite's channelHARASSMENT, DEMONETIZATION, AND DRAMA was on the title, with a highlighted "KYS" on a screenshot from his earlier comment section in the thumbnail, with a cross-out over a dollar symbol.
"I've been demonetized and demonized! What can I say?" Baker explained. "I never asked anyone to spam or harass her followers or anything of that sort, and now they're practically stalking and attacking me. To my knowledge, no one on my side did anything wrong.
Now, I won't call it cyberbullying, just an inappropriate response, because I'm being nice. I would like to start by explaining that
you, Billy,
you started this whole mess by dragging me into it."
"Shut up." came from downstairs. "Sorry." Billy lightheartedly replied.
"We're fine, mate." Baker turned towards the camera. "Alright, kid. I've got some advice for you. You go on the Internet and publish this under your name, you're gonna get reception like mine. It's the coldest and hardest, most truthful statement there is. There's no stopping it. And don't retaliate by telling me to kill myself or flag everything in my history- it's only attracting more attention to yourself, ones that you won't like. Only a warning." He finished, in a somewhat scolding tone.
"Well..... I've been demonetized, like I said earlier. I encourage all my good and faithful supporters to keep liking, subscribing, and to check out my Patreon, so I can keep bringing you the worst- and the best- the Internet has to offer."
Comment sectionsLike North Koreans goose-stepping to the beat of Command and Conquer's Soviet March, the ranks of drama watchers and GeneralDankite's subscribers filed into position and got to work, spamming back the haters, liking, and announcing their support in the comments.