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Glorious
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How lame, absolute state of P-nch right here
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Death to tr-lls
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Total votes : 49

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Bolrieg
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@Tahlia Clarke Your nation has Government Addiction squads running around forcing it's own citizens to be addicts, the Cartels and the Aristocracy of your nation has the government import crackheads and allows them to steal and squat in people's property. The dealers own the state and inflict mass pain upon the people, and no you are not a nationalist if you were you'd be calling for a Noble Crusade to purge them.



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Ardoki
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Alistair Killian Moriarty

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@Anastasija Kladnov Excuse yourself! I have my own fashion label! Moriarty by Moriarty. I have excellent fashion sense!



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Greater Ardokian Empire | It is Ardoki's destiny to rule the whole world!
Unitary Parliamentary Constitutional Republic

Head of State: Grand Emperor Alistair Killian Moriarty
Head of Government: Grand Imperial Chancellor Kennedy Rowan Coleman
Legislature: Imperial Senate
Ruling Party: Imperial Progressive Party
Technology Level: MT (Primary) | PMT, FanT (Secondary)
Politics: Social Democrat
Religion: None
Personality Type: ENTP 3w4

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Almurta
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Founded: Oct 04, 2013
Capitalizt

Postby Almurta » Sun Mar 31, 2019 6:29 am

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@Anastasija Kladnov I honestly don't know what to say to that, except you make me very sad, honey.



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Bolrieg's education system strikes yet again!

I don't think we Almurtans need to be worried about Bolrieg attacking us. They probably can't even read maps because of some nonsensical reason related to not having functional schools for decades.



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Donald J. Trump was an exceptionally good POTUS, and I do not care if this opinion hurts your feelings.

In my experience, ultra-realists in RP tend to be the sort of people who see an RP as a contest to be won, rather than a story to be told, but because they lack honestly any story-writing ability, they seek to lawyer their way to a victory by drowning everybody in statistics and demanding everything run strictly by a laundry list of statistics and figures they dig out of obscure field manuals and tech magazines.

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Bolrieg
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Postby Bolrieg » Sun Mar 31, 2019 6:37 am

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@Tahlia Clarke You allowing cartels to import addicts and rapists to terrorise your own people makes me sad. Why are Almurtans so spineless?

@Makayla Mizrachi-Lavoie If you and that mutant partner of your weren't getting too high off your own supply you'd have noticed that Andresus III has been deposed over 20 years ago. We could invade but everything there is too polluted with drugs to breath properly.

@Grand Idiot Moriarty the Idiot Hahahahahahaha you are the example people give when they say monopolies are bad. Donkeys don't get class like us Bolriegians.



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@Makayla Mizrachi-Lavoie, @Tahlia Clarke A nation of addicts? This seems like a good thing, drugs are good. Have you seen how my friend Franjo handles all the Jalnatzic supporters?


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Ardoki
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Postby Ardoki » Sun Apr 14, 2019 5:37 am

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Alistair Killian Moriarty

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@Anastasija Kladnov I'm not even going to bother responding to that! My profile picture speaks for itself!



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Greater Ardokian Empire | It is Ardoki's destiny to rule the whole world!
Unitary Parliamentary Constitutional Republic

Head of State: Grand Emperor Alistair Killian Moriarty
Head of Government: Grand Imperial Chancellor Kennedy Rowan Coleman
Legislature: Imperial Senate
Ruling Party: Imperial Progressive Party
Technology Level: MT (Primary) | PMT, FanT (Secondary)
Politics: Social Democrat
Religion: None
Personality Type: ENTP 3w4

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Bolrieg
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Postby Bolrieg » Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:01 pm

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@Grand Idiot Moriarty the Idiot That profile pic was what I was referring to. Also your policies are as bad as your dress sense.



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Ardoki
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Postby Ardoki » Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:33 pm

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Alistair Killian Moriarty

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The Ardokian Donkey. What a magnificent animal!

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Greater Ardokian Empire | It is Ardoki's destiny to rule the whole world!
Unitary Parliamentary Constitutional Republic

Head of State: Grand Emperor Alistair Killian Moriarty
Head of Government: Grand Imperial Chancellor Kennedy Rowan Coleman
Legislature: Imperial Senate
Ruling Party: Imperial Progressive Party
Technology Level: MT (Primary) | PMT, FanT (Secondary)
Politics: Social Democrat
Religion: None
Personality Type: ENTP 3w4

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Bolrieg
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Postby Bolrieg » Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:11 am

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@Grand Idiot Moriarty the Idiot Actual Ardokian Donkeys.



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Almurta
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Founded: Oct 04, 2013
Capitalizt

Postby Almurta » Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:31 pm

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Tahlia Clarke
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@Anastasija Kladnov Why are Bolriegans such mind-numbing levels of stupid?



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Makayla Mizrachi-Lavoie
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@Anastasija Kladnov Two decades isn't nearly long enough to recover from what that imbecile did, and your total ignorance proves that. Just like your kin, you know nothing but instead of admitting it, you just make up nonsense like you did just now, and have the nerve to attempt to shout down whoever questions it.

I sincerely doubt the average Bolriegan soldier knows how to lace his boots, much less do anything threatening.



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Donald J. Trump was an exceptionally good POTUS, and I do not care if this opinion hurts your feelings.

In my experience, ultra-realists in RP tend to be the sort of people who see an RP as a contest to be won, rather than a story to be told, but because they lack honestly any story-writing ability, they seek to lawyer their way to a victory by drowning everybody in statistics and demanding everything run strictly by a laundry list of statistics and figures they dig out of obscure field manuals and tech magazines.

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Bolrieg
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Postby Bolrieg » Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:22 pm

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@Tahlia Clarke We're not stupid, you cannot see intelligence since drugs have made all Almurtans brains mouldy.

@Makayla Mizrachi-Lavoie First of all yes it is, second I like how you claim superiority just because you fuck a mutant merchant of misery, thirdyou lot are permanently stoned. Therefore, if we went to war you lot will be under the boot of Mighty Bolrieg. BOŽE SAČUVAJ MOĆNI BOLRIEG!!!!!



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Asigna
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Postby Asigna » Fri Apr 19, 2019 2:47 pm

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There's a war going on again. This time in Europe.



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NS's resident Filipino patriot. May also be that weird Vietnamese guy whose name must not be spoken.

Erian: If you are gay (like me) and looking, PM me. ;/\) (SO I CAN PRAY YOUR SOUL BURNS IN HELL) Kekekekek. No straighty and no wamen. I want no pussycats.

The Filipino dude is a Mangotreestian, yes, he is a believer in the gospel of the mango tree. The one true religion.
Totalitarian Theocracy
THE GREATER PHILIPPINE BAYAN
Hukbo/Military -
THE HOMELAND TERRITORIES - foreign affairs
Visit our nation! - Asigna TV - Know the Light of Heaven

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Aurevbush
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Founded: Apr 06, 2016
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Postby Aurevbush » Fri Apr 19, 2019 6:48 pm

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For the third time, my efforts to change Aurevbush for good have been reverted by that fascist @Sen.BorisTorino and his Federalist colleagues! Have you forgotten our deal?! We are supposed to help citizens out of poverty, not dig their graves deeper!
Provide healthcare to all! Not hoard it for the 1%! Think about the future of our country, not plague it with relics of the past! As a leader of this stable government, I vow to never rest until everyone in Federal Congress agrees to pass our Revolutionary New Deal, providing all services to Aurevbushans FOR FREE. Oh, and STOP calling me Étalon Fou you mad trolls!


   
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Located on the planet Aramnah as a technological powerhouse in a diverse multispecies sci-fantasy universe (PMT/FT/whatev), Yankeew@nk
Young American male, awkward, metalhead and history buff
THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF AUREVBUSH
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Bolrieg
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Postby Bolrieg » Sat Apr 20, 2019 5:17 am

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@FC Michel Wagnon-NWF How can you possibly lift anybody out of pverty when you want to tax everyone at 54243412652541283%, you also want to force all businesses to close, then you want addiction squads top shove AIDS encrusted herion needles into everybody. Why do you want this madness?



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Aurevbush
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Postby Aurevbush » Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:00 am

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@Anastasija Kladnov Because Aurevbush's economy is still hurting, and there are many paying too much for private health insurance!


   
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THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF AUREVBUSH
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Aurevbush
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Postby Aurevbush » Sat Apr 20, 2019 9:01 am

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@FC Michel Wagnon-NWF Please stop embarassing yourself on Punch. Your proposals will tax hard working Aurevbushans by a 2.5% increase, much more than they can already pay. Throwing a tantrum on social media will not change that; either suck it up and be a team player, or get out of Congress. Your House needs a leader, not a socialist snowflake.


   
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Located on the planet Aramnah as a technological powerhouse in a diverse multispecies sci-fantasy universe (PMT/FT/whatev), Yankeew@nk
Young American male, awkward, metalhead and history buff
THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF AUREVBUSH
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Bolrieg
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Postby Bolrieg » Sat Apr 20, 2019 10:01 am

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@FC Michel Wagnon-NWF You had the healthcare system privatised then gave ALL that money to trannies. You had people starved on purpose because you like suffering. You have enacted policies forcing people to be gay.

@Sen. Boris Torino-ANFU Smash those Communists my friend.



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Free Thouthen
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Founded: Jun 28, 2018
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Postby Free Thouthen » Sat Apr 20, 2019 3:36 pm

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Welcome!

This is an official account of the Antifastist Progressive Minority Union "Hillary Clinton"! We are very happy to meet you all!

MU "Hillary Clinton" named after the most progressive woman in America, is a minority self defense organization operation with consent of the government of Thouthen. It had been, like all other Minority Unions, created with a goal of safeguarding the Progressive Revolution of 2005. Our duties include welfare work, local self defense, training of citizens and detecting the fascist reactionaries of the white patriarchy who still creep in our society!

To join our organization, you have to be young and score below 32 in your privilege points! If you do not know how to check it, I advocate taking the official priveiledge test in the official website of Ministry of Public Security of Free State of Thouthen!



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Bolrieg
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Postby Bolrieg » Sat Apr 20, 2019 3:41 pm

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@Minority Idiots "Shitlerly Cliton" Hey Fuckwits the Jalnatzic exits, you will be crushed.



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Free Thouthen
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Postby Free Thouthen » Sat Apr 20, 2019 3:42 pm

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@Julipine Kladnov

When the progressive revolution reaches Bolrieg, all war criminals of Jaltanzic will be brought to justice! Don't worry, forced slavery reparations are inevitable.



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Postby Bolrieg » Sat Apr 20, 2019 4:10 pm

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@Minority Idiots "Shitlerly Cliton" Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha try it you motherfuckers, Bolriegians will be united against you.



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Aurevbush
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Aurevbush » Sat Apr 20, 2019 7:20 pm

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@Julipine Kladnov Just ignore the leftist troll above ya. It's just pretty menial that I gotta deal with 30+ radical leftists each day.


   
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Bolrieg
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Postby Bolrieg » Sun Apr 21, 2019 2:01 am

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@Sen. Boris Torino-ANFU It's always more fun to rip their ideas and make them all cry. After all isn't that what your Head of Commons or whatever he is did after what my daughter said to him? Bet he cried like a baby.



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Free Thouthen
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Postby Free Thouthen » Sun Apr 21, 2019 2:13 am

OOC: To explain, the "Minority Unions" are state sponsored militias / gangs in Thouthen. The government lets them carry out all manner of legal or illegal activities and they in exchange keep the population in check.

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Today our beloved Supreme Equalizer had ordered all minority unions to begin gathering forced slavery reparations from the white men. As he said it, 70% will go to finance the current war against the fascist regime of New Edom. Remaining 30% we can keep for ourselves to finance further revolutionary activities.

White patriarchy had been a menace on the world ever since the middle ages, so it's only fair that the white men pay for the war now. I hope they won't resist the collection.. but if they do, I always have my trusty FAL ready!



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Bolrieg
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Postby Bolrieg » Sun Apr 21, 2019 2:46 am

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@Minority Idiots "Shitlerly Cliton" Want to do something worthwhile? Make me a cup of tea and a nice cheese and marmite sandwich.



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Guadalupador
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Left-Leaning College State

Postby Guadalupador » Sun Apr 21, 2019 5:49 am

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Both Bolriegans and those weird free thought people deserve the rope. It would help the rest of the world if those apes killed each other for a little bit before we cleanse their lands.



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