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[AHSCA]

@KALA
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Glad to see the recent policy was changed.

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[Al Dawla]

Mujaheed Amir
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I loved Eid back here in Azadistan it smells of sand, Halal food and female genital mutilation. I hope my friends could come with me... Oh wait, they are kuffar.

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[Ardoki]

Alistair Killian Moriarty
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I'm a changed man. I'm no longer interested in controlling and oppressing my fellow citizens. Now, all I want is freedom and prosperity for all Ardokians. As I'm no longer a politician, I can focus on my music and other ventures. I love democracy.

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Larisa Anndrasdan
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@Natalia Korovina Just saw your post. Truer words are rarely spoken.

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[Zargehestan]

Grand Mufti Muhammad Qareman
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Wallahi, I await the day when petty western monarchs like the ‘Emperor’ of Lotharia collapses and the people freed from their tyranny. The western or European system of monarchy is outdated, antiquated and should have been left behind after the end of the Dark Ages. The monarchs of the west may call me a hypocrite for being the Grand Mufti, or yet I would like to make it clear and proudly say that Zagheristan is nothing like the tyrants of the west. I am not an imperialist like Lotharia’s Emperor, rather, I devote my life for the people of Zargehestan. Allah has granted me the opportunity to be elected by the Majlis-e-Eslami as the Grand Mufti of the Muftiate. I can only imagine how horrific life in Lotharia is like- their taxes go to paying for coronations, palaces and security and transport for their ‘Kings’ or ‘Emperors’. Just because these Kings or Emperors were born into a ‘special’ family hundreds of years prior, they have the ability to be treated and have all their mistakes paid for unlike the everydayman. I do not live in a palace, nor am I treated any better than a regular leader would. My father was led the revolution against the Mehranid Caliphs who were as bad as the Lotharian Emperor and his fellow Imperialists, and I hope I can continue my father’s legacy and improve the quality of life for my people and assist in the toppling of these monarchies.

Mark my words, one day, these tyrants that style themselves as Emperors and a Kings will be overthrown by their own people. I will await the head of ‘Emperor’ Julius on a spike.

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[Avrelia]

Natalia Korovina
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True democracy involves a total regime of the people, where the legislature, judiciary, and executive are accountable to the popular mandate and are not susceptible to third party elements. Decisions are thus legitimately made on the basis of the people's interests. How convenient it must be, that with the help of the 'Emperor' sweeping reforms were made to make coups 'impossible.' The self-declared noble men involving itself in the political sphere to advance their agenda is the greatest injustice of all for the people. It seems ironic that this nation prides itself on its battles for justice, but in the end, justice is a subjective construct.

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[Asigna]

REVEREND TERTEN
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@Lotharian Emperor Julius V The bible does not explicitly prohibit polygamy nor the existence of concubines (i have those). Abraham, the father of nations had a concubine yet he was God's chosen to be the first among the faithful. Yes, the practice of having these kinds of things is bad as much as inequality as a result of capitalism, but these are necessary evils that are afforded by divine will in the bible in times of crisis and my friend, we are in a grave crisis as population is falling as a result of Satanic inventions like cloning, abortion, artificial insemination, test tube babies, Crispr, genetically modified organisms and other evils that have resulted in the methodical fall of the world's population. As a result, i lead my nation into utilizing whatever God has allowed our forefathers to do such as polygamy and concubinage for this is the only way our population can be saved. Blessed are we who shall do all it takes in order for more people shall take our righteous path. This is not my teaching, this is just a paraphrasing of the scripture.

I ask you that you must abandon the evil that people call "reason", it is a pagan invention created by Artistotle, a pagan being, and turn once more to the ancient force of faith. Only then can we truly purify the world of forces that are affront to the will of God and his kingdom, only then can we be victorious about the forces of light over darkness.

I have long decreed the evils of certain dark arts like Psychology since they promote an ungodly understanding of the human condition in a way that makes as seem like predictable machines that are not independent of our biology. This is blasphemy! We are independent of our biology for we are our soul and the body is just a vessel to test the righteousness of our souls, so we could be tested whether or not our souls deserve eternal hellfire or eternal rest with god.

To say that the human being is merely a product of the biochemical actions of our cells, to say that we cannot rise above our physical inadequecacies using the power of our free will afforded to us by the almighty is an affront to the notion that this physical world is a test in preparation for the next! Therefore i had challenged my people and all the likeminded faithful to abandon the ancient lie of "mental illness" for these are simply temptations of the devil.

Those who call themselves "psychopathic", "sociopathic", "autistic", "depressed", "anxious" and "schizophrenic" and other falsely invented conditions are only human beings who chose not to see through the temptation the devil brings about towards them. See through thy temptation, be faithful in Jesus Christ and even the devil's power shall not be victorious over you. Your free will and your faith is enough to conquer your supposed inadequacies. We were not given free will without reason. To say that some people "need help" is a denial of free will. Free will cannot be destroyed, it is the ultimate weapon that god has given us which means we have no excuse when we say we have sinned. We have no excuse when we fall, we must rise above our sins and use our free will to see God. That is the truth of life!

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[Democratic Tianxia]

Representative Zhihao Song
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Greetings, peoples of the world! It has been some time since I indulged in social media, but I hope that this time my stay shall be more permanent. Should you have any questions about Tianxia, feel free to ask, I am after all a representative.

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[Beta Army]

Virgin Betabux
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We have finally launched the Beta Male News Network or simply known as THE BETA NETWORK! A network that supports betamales of all kinds such as incels, r9k robots, NEETs, nice guys orbiting a girl in the friendzone and etc.

A link has been attached below:

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[Greater Carloso]

RTC News
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Throughout last week we conducted an opinion poll amongst members of the National Salvation party, asking them who they wish to see becoming the next leader of the party when President Tobón steps down from the position next year. The results indicate a slight movement in support for Minister for Internal Affairs and Conquistador Security Solutions Ltd. Managing Director Estebán Santander MP over former President, current Deputy President and Minister for Finance George Spalding MP. Overall, this gives a present indication of 32.6% for Spalding, 28.9% for Santander and 38.5% undecided. Taking out the undecideds, this gives an indication of 53% for George Spalding and 47% for Estebán Santander. The poll was taken from 10-17 June 2018 with a sample of 2,000 National Salvation party members.

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[Asigna]

Heneral Karten
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After a Failed attempt to kill the One True Pope President Erin Terten by a shooter that has been identified to be part of a terrorist organization named "Anime Liberation Front", we have decided to arrest everyone who participates in the proliferation of the evil Satanic Chinese Cartoons known as "Anime". The war on anime has begun on the orders of our Pope. MABUHAY!

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[S i t k a]

Marty
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Ahm... how sure are these guys that they're actually going up against 'anime terrorists'? This looks more like a lone lunatic to me. Seriously, what sane person would want to establish a government based on anime of all things? Should they really be devoting their nation's resources to suppressing a bunch of artists?

If there really are revolutionaries behind this, they're probably using the whole anime thing as cover. Hopefully they're trying to restore democracy and not do something even worse than what Terten's done.

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[Beta Army]

Virgin Betabux
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We condemn the suppression of popular Japanese artwork in Asigna. Terten will face the consequences for what he is doing. He is oppressing betamales who use anime as an escape or cope for their already shitty lives and now you take the one thing that makes us happy! We are coming to Asigna to fight Terten and restore the right to have a waifu. IT'S NOT OVER!

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[Munkchester]

PROFILE PICTURE MISSING

Summers
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@Larisa Anndrasdan 80 Days has been out for three years now and the Zulu Federation is far cooler anyway tbh

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[Munkchester]

PROFILE PICTURE MISSING

Boris Victorovich
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@Julius V shut up Kaiser or I shall beat your head in with my shoe

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[S i t k a]

Larisa Anndrasdan
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@Summers I support the Zulu cause, but I'm not sure what you mean by '80 Days'. Something about that journey my cousin's taking, perhaps?

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[Munkchester]

PROFILE PICTURE MISSING

Summers
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@Larisa Anndrasdan Goland best girl

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[Krainin]

Queen Alexis II
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@Larisa Anndrasdan: My kingdom's Head of State has been a monarch since the founding in 921 A.D. We've been a constitutional monarchy since 1528, so we now have a Prime Minister as the Head of Government. Our title's of nobility have lost there "umpf" in recent centuries.

Anyway, how long have you been a leader? I've just hit three years on 18 June.

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[S i t k a]

Larisa Anndrasdan
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@Queen Alexis II I was elected just last August, in what for us was the year 1871. Our nation is quite young, having just gained independence in 1867, so I've been quite busy with ironing some things out. Before becoming president I was mayor of our second-largest city, Novoarkhangelsk, and before that I was the educational advisor for several presidents and president of Sitka's only university. Elections here are annual, and I hope to be reelected this August.

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Marty
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@Summers Are you talking about the princess of Mongolia? I've never met her or been to her country, but she's working on setting up a garuda route between their capital, Urga and Sitka's largest city, St. Julian. That's a distance of over 4,000 miles by air, without stopping!

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Larisa Anndrasdan
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@Marty Glad to see you're excited, Marty. The Khanate and Sitka are quite proud. Of course, that distance is a far cry from the 8,000 mile route between Brisbane and Lima. That is a record, I think, that will not soon be beaten.

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[Avrelia]

Natalia Korovina
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I often cannot help but question the average mental stability of the 'modern' leader in this new millennia. The un-profound development of the nation state now seemingly justifies the 'modern' leader being willing to declare war on another country with the simple justification that it's government has banned a certain type of cartoon style. Not only is this a gross violation of national sovereignty and a malicious interference in the internal affairs of another country, but of all the injudicious, imprudent, and thoughtless wars declared, Zargehestan surely tops the list of nations that are seemingly supportive of sending their sons and daughters off to die in pointless conflicts. Let is be known that the Konfederatsiya will not tolerate any attempts to interfere in our internal affairs or to violate our national sovereignty; Anyone who tries to challenge the Konfederatsiya will only meet certain death. We stand with the Bayan against international aggression.

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[Punch Admin]

PUNCH ADMIN
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@Emperor Julius V Of Lotharia You have failed to respond to the threats and insults of @Andra of the Smith, @Natalia Korovina, @REVEREND TERTEN and @Grand Mufti Muhammad Qareman. This is an attack that will leave you dishonored for all time unless you reply. But for now, you sir, are "WARNED" for being a CUCK.

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[The Hellgustine Empire]

Ancestor Xavier Vonstein
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@Everyone Hello Everyone! Name’s Xavier Vonstein, an ancestor of the famous house of Vonstein. I’ll be updating you with news from the Galactic Federation of Hellgustium, to the Rapture Republic, also. I’ll be serving as Representative of Hellgustium and the Rapture Republic since the former representatives have been executed for conspiracy against their respective governments.

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[Greater Carloso]

RTC News
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Speaking at a press conference held at the opening of the new extension to Tesoureiro Regional Technical College (Tesoureiro RTC), Minister for External Affairs Aaron Delgado MP commented on the Philippine Bayan's ban on 'anime' and the subsequent backlash, calling it "very bizarre and concerning". The crackdown comes after an alleged assassination attempt on Filippino President Erin Terten by a member of the Anime Liberation Organization (ALO).

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[Beta Army]

BETA 12
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ATTENTION TO THE NATIONS WHO DARE FIGHT AGAINST ANIME! We are the Beta Army and we will liberate all anime everywhere! Those who try to deny us of our right to have a waifu must die! They are no different from those girls who do not accept us into their love zone even as we faithfully stand by them in the friendzone and give them lots of respect! No! We shall not accept this! In the name of all the 4chan robots, incels, NEETs, nice guys and other beta males of all kinds and creed, WE DECLARE WAR ON THE GREATER PHILIPPINE BAYAN OF ASIGNA! WE ASK ALL BETA MALES AND NICE GUYS TO RISE UP, TAKE THEIR DAKIMURAS, STOP THEIR FAPPING AND FIGHT! We cannot do this alone, we will fight all Chads, Stacey and the Normies who despise the greatest works of art mankind has ever known! NORMIES GET OUT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

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[Islamic Jihad Front]

Imam Abdul bin Quddus
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We declare a Jihad against Dyllonia. All those oppressed Muslims under their western dictatorship shall suffer no more but only if they strive for Jihad will we have Jannah. We shall fight until we are in the heart of the green bird. Makkah and Madinah shall be liberated.

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