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luigisucks43
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party rockers in the hou
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everybody want to ha
ve a good time

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[Almurta]

Makayla Mizrachi-Lavoie
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@Melody Roth Because you're a masochist? The thing you need to understand about Bolrieg, honey, is that the king before the current one literally outlawed institutions of education such as elementary schools and universities.

No, you are not misreading that. He made education a crime. As such, even after the policy's reversal by their current king, your average Bolriegan is...yeah.

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Jefferson
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@Makayla Mizrachi-Lavoie | I beg your pardon, what sort of barbaric civilization refuses to let their citizens have even a sliver of a chance of learning?

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[Bolrieg]

Julipine Kladnov
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@Makayla Mizrachi-Lavoie You're the one Marko told me about aren't you? I heard some of the awful things you did.
@Melody Roth Give one example of when I lied.

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[S i t k a]

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Melody Roth
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@Julipine Kladnov You said that I hate Bolriegians, but I don't. You said Marty wants to hurt animals, but he doesn't.

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[Bolrieg]

Julipine Kladnov
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[quote]@Melody Roth I never accused him of torturing animals, besideswhat do you think my country and culture?

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[S i t k a]

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Melody Roth
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@Julipine Kladnov I don't really know much about your country's culture, I'm afraid.

And I remember either you or that militia organization of yours calling him a 'furry' who wants to abuse animals.

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[Bolrieg]

Julipine Kladnov
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[quote]@Melody Roth We said that we didn’t like furries but he said that how this was about him.

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[Punch Admin]

ThunderRailChali
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Behold, the heavens opened up, and the divine ThunderRailChali delivers the sword of righteous heavenly judgement as decreed by the heavenly masters to end the tribulation instigated by degenerates all over the Earth.

@Julipine Kladnov - Your constant questioning of others or accusing them of crimes they probably did not commit without evidence has led you to commit the Strawman fallacy. Particularly here and here.

Also, you failed to have fixed this code violation. But since this is minor and clearly an accident that you were too lazy to fix, you are hereby WARNED.

Wait-

YOU DID IT AGAIN!

BANNED FOR 2 DAYS.

@luigisucks43 - You suck indeed, for this code violation hurts my eyes. This minor violation warrants you being WARNED.

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This is the worst. @HonkHonk253 - WARNED for using oversized profile picture. Edit this or you get a beautiful Instaban.

@BoBeepSheep69 - WARNED for outright wishing of death.

I don't get paid enough for this. But to be honest, my Comedy career only pays me peanuts. Life only sucks by half here in Zhouran. Oh well.

Everyone, you are reminded to once again be familiar with the rules and regulations of this website. Good day!

*Ascends back to heaven*

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[Barboneia]

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Yrjö Wirtanen
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@ThunderRailChali why is there a growing mass of Asian men behind you?

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Roy Dulas
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@Yrjö Wirtanen Finally, someone's asking the important questions.
(•᷈ ～_๑•᷈ ) ノ ^Hmmm...

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[The Anime Army]

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SIMON THE REVOLUTIONARY
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I've decided not to boycott Punch because this is where most of the people are. If we are to spread the message of liberation of the oppressed, we need to use the channels people use the most.

We have just survived an all out attack from the forces of Hwangyuk. We are also on the verge of annihilating the forces who stand in the way of our revolution. Jeoguk shall be liberated and Gyeond Dong shall be tried and executed for his crimes against humanity.

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[Shwe Tu Colony]

Zita Noble
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Hmm, well, I can't say whether or not I support that whole affair...

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Jefferson
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I am intrigued by how a group with that sort of name has been able to nearly conquer their enemy like this. I won't mind waiting a few decades to see how stable this revolution shall end up being...

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[Covertrone]

Roy Dulas
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@Jefferson Honestly, i'm just as surprised as you. I don't even know why these blokes exist.
(•᷈ ～_๑•᷈ ) ノ ^Hmmm...

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Jefferson
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@Roy Dulas | Less surprised and more curious. If anything exists, some maniac is against it and another maniac is for it. They seem passionate, but can they form a stable leadership? Ah, that is one of the issues any revolution must face. History shows countless examples.

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[The group of god]

Sister Church Militant
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We will be making charity program at Hainan province next week. Yes. Charity is good. We should do good things because Jesus said so.

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[Khataiy]

Muhammad_Aswari
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Reform is coming to Khataiy for a united future, all praise is due to Allah, our nation will be stronger than ever before.

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[Khataiy]

Al-Fustat Corperation
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Al-Fustat Corporation Presents: Oh Battalions, by Munshid Abdul Jaber Al Quwarisi

Oh Battalions, Oh Battalions
Come forth oh knights
On your steads of iron you come
Making this land a hell on earth for the Zoroastrians
An incinerator a holocaust
Oh mother fear not this is our duty
Oh Party of Satan this is the our Levant
Men armed go fourth and show your might
Smash their skulls and take out their eyes
Make a woman in Tehran a widow
Make them advance only out of regret
Oh Battalions, Oh Battalions
Knights of the south never put down your swords
Oh troops motivated with spirits of lighting
Oh my Arab people this fight is sacred
Oh Battalions, Oh Battalions
Men of the sacred of war

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Roy Dulas
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I'm going to Munkchester for a while and enroll in that silly sounding "Dodging school". Wish me luck.
(•᷈ ～_๑•᷈ ) ノ ^Hmmm...

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[Shwe Tu Colony]

Zita Noble
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@Roy Dulas | That's a... strange school name. Best of luck anyway.

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[Greater Korean Juche Republic]

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Kim Seyong-Taek
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My brother and chief adviser Kim Seyong-Il suggested this site to me, and despite me not wanting to get involved, I feel pressured to do so. Ultimately, I've been told of a few things that can be done to "have our words heard", per se. And as such, my brother will be making an account, as will the official Korean Central News Agency and the Korean Friendship Association. I really have little use for the site itself personally, so feel free to socialize as you will. I lead my country how I feel, as most of you do, as well. I know little about how exactly to use some of the sites features, because let's face it, I am not familiar with these things, so I will just be "posting" for now. Goodbye!

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[Shwe Tu Colony]

Jefferson
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@Kim Seyong-Taek | Ah, welcome to this site, then! You know, there has been some talk in other Korean nations of the prohibition of K-pop. I have been monitoring its progress, to see how this revolution will play out. Personally, I feel it's not paying well for whatever supposed reason those nations cite... but anyway, I do believe your profile image is larger than the 300x300 pixel size of this site.

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ThunderRailChali
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@Kim Seyong-Taek I'm gonna kindly ask that you reduce your profile picture size to the maximum 300x300 pixels as regulated by the site rules of PUNCH.

Also, my next comedy tour will start tomorrow at 18:45 Zhouran Standard Time (UTC+11:00), so if anyone has time you can simply watch the livestream online. Thank you to both my Zhouranese fans and foreign fans for donating money to my Patreon, now I actually have more money for my damn comedy career.

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[Khataiy]

AbuArab_AlKhataiyi
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North Korea is a trash pit I hope Khairallah bombs them

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[Khataiy]

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Sarah_Hamza
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My Husband doesn't really like to use social media, but I think my posts will be just as good , Omar is such a great father and I couldn't have married a better man and I hope when we finish off Iran's army in Khataiy we will make Khataiy better than great! Much love to our people <3

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Aisha_KT<3
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Oh my Allah, she's finally using social media! I love you so much you're so pretty and nice!

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AbuArab_AlKhataiyi
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Melenia has nothing on Sarah, we have the best looking first lady on Earth

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