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by **Bolrieg** » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:11 am

High King Hegrod IX
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

@Grand Idiot
Alistair Killian Moriarty
the Idiot Only the Lord may truly command the Universe your plans will fail.

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by **Ardoki** » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:21 am

Grand Emperor
Alistair Killian Moriarty
the Magnificent
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

@High King Hegrod IX There are no gods! Only great people, such as myself!.

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by **Frievolk** » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:34 am

Gertrude I
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

@Hegrod IX and @Alistair Killian
Yes, Yes. We get it. You're a loyal Christian Nationalist Fanatic and You're a "Progressive" Monarch. Can you, for the love of The Holy Ghost, stop festering this grand establishment with your cock-measuring contest? You're proving, to me and to everyone else in this Medium, that neither of you is even close to fit to hold a crown in any way.

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by **Ardoki** » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:37 am

Grand Emperor
Alistair Killian Moriarty
the Magnificent
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

@High King Hegrod IX How about we put our grudges aside, temporarily of course, and wipe Frievolk off the map?

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by **Bolrieg** » Thu Oct 18, 2018 1:43 am

High King Hegrod IX
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

@Gertrude I You are no Great Monarch, We command you become a Bolriegian Protectorate as you can see
@Grand Idiot Alistair Killian Moriarty the Idiot wants to invade, join us and you and Us can defend Christendom.

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by **Ardoki** » Thu Oct 18, 2018 2:59 am

Grand Emperor
Alistair Killian Moriarty
the Magnificent
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

@High King Hegrod IX, Gertrude I I've been looking to found some new colonies, as befitting of an empire. Looks like you two will be the first to be subjugated then.

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by **Bolrieg** » Thu Oct 18, 2018 3:11 am

High King Hegrod IX
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

@Grand Idiot Alistair Killian Moriarty the Idiot Try it.

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by **Ardoki** » Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:09 am

Grand Emperor
Alistair Killian Moriarty
the Magnificent
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

@High King Hegrod IX Why worship a stupid fake god, when you can worship your Grand Emperor? I am actually real, and give gifts (such as my wonderful music) to my followers.

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by **Barboneia** » Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:49 am

Yrjö Wirtanen
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

I swear I don't remember Punch being such a circlejerk of varying degrees of vaguely fascistic leaders arguing with each other.

No, wait... I think it's always been like this.

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by **Ardoki** » Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:56 am

Grand Emperor
Alistair Killian Moriarty
the Magnificent
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

@Yrjö Wirtanen I am an enlightened progressive ruler, thank you very much.

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by **Covertrone** » Thu Oct 18, 2018 4:52 pm

Roy Dulas
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

DOMs is a thing.

My pitifull body.

(•᷈ ～_๑•᷈ ) ノ ^Hmmm...

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by **Philippine bayan** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:35 am

THE FILIPINO CHANNEL

TODAY'S NEWS

Admiral Meier: 'Criminals' Solisians and Anime Degenerates will pay

BY JULIE ANN GADAYAN

UNFORGIVABLE CRIME. Admiral Jon
Meier has, in an interview by the DVZM
station, a local Hukbo moderated newspaper
has made a tirade against the supporters of the
Anime terrorists condemning them to be 'criminals'
and has pressed for a complete invasion of
Solisia in order to bring the terrorists to
justice.
In an angry tirade, the admiral has pressed for the hastening of military operations in Solisia and Jeoguk criticizing chief of staff Heneral Domer Eluide for being "soft" in executing military operations. Military operations have begun in Solisia as stated by the declaration of the Hukbo's spokesperson Lieutenant Colonel Gabriela Silang in response to the Solisian support for the Anime Army.

"Eluide is wasting time." the admiral protested slamming a fist on the table before he took a gulp of coffee. "Time is a precious resource and if that is wasted, it could make a huge difference between victory and defeat over our vile enemies." He stated. Admiral Jon Meier is a member of the Hukbo high command, a newly created body of all the commanders and key military officials directing the military's different service branches and different support teams. The high command is designed to be a consultative body rather than a unified body in order to prevent the Hukbo from being "paralyzed" in the event of the loss of a "prime leader". The chief of staff is elected by the HHC on the approval of the president.

The admiral then proposed that the Terten tactics be repeated despite its failure to which official accounts stated was a result of "logistical and hardware inadequacy".

"Death is a constant fact of war and we must accept it." The admiral stated. "However, if the horrible method of war which sacrifices a few would mean the salvation of the many then indeed, we are willing to go through that path, especially since there are no other channels for a solution to our security and safety. There is no longer a need to regard how we pull off this war, all that should matter is finding an avenue that will offer us the quickest solution possible so as not to inflict needless suffering on our part."

The admiral however, disclosed that there will be "many" who will be caught in the crossfire but reiterated that the bayan's method of promoting national security and the wellbeing of its citizens is "uncompromisable".

Solisian Government are "Autistic"

After his tirade against how the war was being handled, the admiral then went to condemning Solisian, who, as the Admiral further elaborated, had long been in the Kalihiman's top watch list because of his long history of feebly attempting to impose communism on the republic.

"Despite his failures, he is single minded. He does not stop even if he sees it is not a working solution." Meier warned. "He is like a pre programmed human robot, not human at all. Determined to finish a task even if it is impossible. If he is allowed to roam freely, he can become a very destructive force."

Conservative LP minority speaker Andanga: "Parliamentary approval not needed for Solisia war", Opposition, split on war decision

BY ANNA CECASSCU

Amidst the ongoing anti terror operations in Solisia, the parliament had become a very noisy place with the senate now being a venue of harsh debates regarding the legitimacy of the prompt decision by the administration to retaliate against the terrorist attack by beginning military operations in the war torn region of Solisia in order to hunt the perpetrators. In an unexpected turn of events however, opposition leader of the Liberal Conservative party of the Philippines, Markie Andanga has proclaimed that parliamentary approval for the war is not needed arguing that the parliament need not to become a "barricade in a needed crusade for the safety of our citizens both home and abroad".

His remarks were met with staunch criticism from even his closest colleagues such as Albay PM representative Indigo Vasquez who declared him to be "moving out of party line" and "being apologetic to unilateral executive decisions" to which the opposition was staunchly against.

In a recent "opinion check" by the house speaker and the senate president on the join session regarding an inquiry on the members of the opposition, it was revealed that the opposition was heavily divided on the matter with 1/2 of the 35% ruled parliament with a third of the opposition declaring that anti terror operations must begin "with all means necessary" while a third believed that "while anti terror operations are necessary, it is also necessary to respect the parliament's sovereignty as defined by the constitution" while the rest believed that the anti terror operations was in essence, unconstitutional itself while not elaborating specifically whether or not they declare that a crusade against Degeneracy was even necessary.

SEE ALSO:
"BARBARIC!" Solisian Government link to international human meat market revealed!
Solisian government run by international Pony Cabal? Learn the truth.
"Anime Army being defeated": Esgonian Army spokesperson

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by **Philippine bayan** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 4:30 pm

Hen Domer Eluide AFP
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

We have begun military operations in Solisia due to their criminal support for the terrorist Anime Army. The Weeb Solisian government shall be humiliated.

This we warn to every single one of you degenerate governments who support the Anime Army. We give you 48 hours to withdraw support. Anyone who continues to do so shall taste steel.

AVE.

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Posts · by **Yohannes** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 6:39 pm

Maréchal-Le Men
Parliament House
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

@Grand Emperor Alistair Killian Moriarty the Magnificent I’ve heard that they say you’re higher than an emperor or even a high king — an “emperor of emperors.” Could This Be True?

#NationStates2018
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by **Ardoki** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:05 pm

Grand Emperor
Alistair Killian Moriarty
the Magnificent
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

@Maréchal-Le Men, Parliament House Yes, thanks to my singing and dancing skills I have ascended to the rank of Grand Emperor.

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by **Bolrieg** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:05 pm

High King Hegrod IX
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

[quote]

@Maréchal-Le Men, Do not listen to @Grand Idiot Alistair Killian Moriarty the Idiot as he wants to destroy Christendom and make people listen to his terrible music. The Left supports him because they want Homo supremacy. Besides if you seek good music we have Tupac.

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Posts · by **Yohannes** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:07 pm

Maréchal-Le Men
Parliament House
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

@Grand Emperor Alistair Killian Moriarty the Magnificent Should I tell the High King of Bolrieg Hegrod the Ninth about this, or does he not know yet?

#EmperorToEmperor #NationStates2018
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by **Crazybloxian Empire** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:09 pm

The Soviets
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

The Blood Of The Bourgeoisie Must Be Split! But seriously, we’re full on here. The Cmunist Party must influence the Punch Social Media Site! We’ll share OUR food. I posted this on Punch. Now it’s Ourpunch. But seriously.

OVERandOut

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by **Ardoki** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:10 pm

Grand Emperor
Alistair Killian Moriarty
the Magnificent
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

@High King Hegrod IX Tupac still up for versing me in a song/dance battle? I'm free.

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by **Ardoki** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:12 pm

Grand Emperor
Alistair Killian Moriarty
the Magnificent
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

@Maréchal-Le Men, Parliament House Hagrid already knows.

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by **Crazybloxian Empire** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:14 pm

The Soviets
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

@Grand Emperor Alistair Killian Moriarty the Magnificent We best recommend you become a communist.

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by **Ardoki** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:16 pm

Grand Emperor
Alistair Killian Moriarty
the Magnificent
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

@The Soviets My empire has centre-left economics. A balance of social and economic equality, and progress and prosperity

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by **Crazybloxian Empire** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:19 pm

The Soviets
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

@Grand Emperor Alistair Killian Moriarty the Magnificent Wait... you’re already communist? I guess I’ll make everyone a communist!
@Maréchal-Le Men Parliament House We better recommend you become a communist. I’m about to fire a few memes at Bolrieg. The guns are on standby and we’re ready to witness the Fall Of Berlin!!

P.S I’m taking a flight to Yohannes.

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The Soviets
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Who would like a bit of Communism? I’ve got stereos, and It’s finally time that we blast the Soviet Anthem into ALL OF YOUR HOMES, AND INTO EVERYONE’s ears. Playing in Three. Two. One.

LET IT RIP!

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Posts · by **Yohannes** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:21 pm

Maréchal-Le Men
Parliament House
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

@High King Hegrod IX High King to High King^{[Note 1]}, I must confess that I’m feeling a wee bit intimidated by the Ardokian Grand Emperor’s claim that he is an “emperor of emperors.” I just hope that he won’t try to pull a Claim the Realm (Reich) Throne one of these days.

#GossipOfTheThreeEmperors #NationStates2018

Note 1: The Yohannesian Emperor could be considered a Yohannesian “high king”, as she held seniority over the other monarchs of the nineteen countries as “President of the Confederation.”
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by **Crazybloxian Empire** » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:25 pm

The Soviets
ONLINE

Wrote a shout out just a while ago:

Errr, who wants communism? Communism rules in The Punch! It’s time to send a few communist messages to the servers. Maybe shoot a scroll of a QR code that when scanned, er..... leads to the Communist Manifesto? Good idea to me.
Meanwhile in Russia, the bolsheviks will rise and aaaaaaaa aaaaaai aaaaaaa

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