A brief message from the Matriarchy of EQCL

[Extremely Queer Communist Ladies]

To our fellow nations:

After decades of violent struggle, our radical separatist nation has found its new homeland, a beautiful island we have chosen to call the Extremely Queer Island of Sapphos. We salute all who fight to the end for the rights of humanity's most vulnerable. All those who wish to throw off the yoke of patriarchal oppression are welcome to join us. We are prepared to welcome you. To all others, be warned: though we be but little, we are fierce.

[Ilha das Tempestades]

Our Holy Dictatorship of Ilha das Tempestades congratulates you for finding a homeland and ascending the power for women in your country! I hope we can become friends in the future as fellow island nations ran by powerful women!

Reply to me soon,

Valenzuela
The Grand Holy Chief, Great Dictator of Ilha das Tempestades

[Extremely Queer Communist Ladies]

We recognize you as sisters and fellow humans struggling to find your path.

[Ilha das Tempestades]

Thank you good nation, Blessings of our Goddess Upon you to make you strong and prosperous.
Valenzuela

[The Liamese Empire]

After hearing about the "nation" you have founded, our emperor just laughed.

[Extremely Queer Communist Ladies]

After hearing about the "nation" you have founded, our emperor just laughed.

Your Emperor is of no concern to us. He is a boy, crying for his mother. We offer him only pity.

[Great Mojave]

To our fellow nations:

After decades of violent struggle, our radical separatist nation has found its new homeland, a beautiful island we have chosen to call the Extremely Queer Island of Sapphos. We salute all who fight to the end for the rights of humanity's most vulnerable. All those who wish to throw off the yoke of patriarchal oppression are welcome to join us. We are prepared to welcome you. To all others, be warned: though we be but little, we are fierce.

It must suck to live without in-n-out. Want some?

[Extremely Queer Communist Ladies]

It must suck to live without in-n-out. Want some?

Though our primary source of food is trout, we also have a thriving beef industry. Among our daughters are many who have mastered the hamburger.

We also have pizza delivery.

[AHSCA]

It's saddening you had to go through a violent struggle to gain peace and independence, we praise your promotion of women but feel you are a bit radical. However we still want to set up diplomatic relations with your nation.

Duchess Marcella Villa
United Island States of AHSCA

[The Liamese Empire]

After hearing about the "nation" you have founded, our emperor just laughed.

Your Emperor is of no concern to us. He is a boy, crying for his mother. We offer him only pity.

No my dear lady, our emperor is a realist and knows that your society will fail.

[Extremely Queer Communist Ladies]

No my dear lady, our emperor is a realist and knows that your society will fail.

A child's tantrum. We will not respond further.

[Lethen Empire]

Perhaps we should mine your coasts. The Kaizer is laughing.

[Democratic Exodian Territories]

OFFICIAL VIDEO MESSAGE FROM THE GOVERNMENT OF EXODIA:

**Recording has started. You can play back at any time.**

The camera sits on a desk facing an office chair, a figure in it; behind the chair are several glass windows, the noontime sun shining through them.
It focuses on a dark-skinned young man with a tuft of black hair sitting in the office chair, wearing an expensive suit. He peers into the camera for a moment, then looks down at the Sigma Arms Desert Falcon .44 semiautomatic he was tinkering with on the desk, a few papers and documents pushed off to the side.
He then looks back up, a tiny hint of a grin on his face. The song Habanera from the opera Carmen plays softly in the background.
“Hello.” He speaks with a very slight tinge of a British accent. “I’m William Shang, the Governor of the Democratic Exodian Territories. My name in ancestral Chinese is Shang Yong, but I doubt you people would care.”

He resumes his fiddling with the pistol on his table, removing the trigger.
“I’ve heard about this...” he scoffs to himself, “This isn’t a damned nation, it’s a group of feminist Nazis who have stranded themselves on an island! It’s like Themyscira, only I doubt if the island is beautiful, I doubt if the women are beautiful, and I highly doubt the women are intelligent. But then again, don’t mistake my honorable hypotheses as sexism- I know plenty of good, true, strong women who aren’t complete idiots.
Now. Let’s get to something straight- oppression is genderless. Yes, it’s most commonly male, such as the leader of the communist dictatorship that us Exodian people fled from, giving us the name. But it also can be female, such as my foster mother. Oh my God, she was horrible, I tell you. Horrible.
But that’s besides the point. The truth is, all you are doing on that little rock of yours is absolutely nothing. ‘Humanity’s most vulnerable’? The only most vulnerable are the brave fighters that take a stand against the violence of the regressive left. I feel quite bad for all the courageous men and women who fell at your hands, trying to stop this madness from spreading.
You’d be lucky if I don’t liberate the island away from your clutches right now, but that would be wasting my time and resources. Nevertheless, such an operation can be completed in less than a day- and let that remind you. But then again, I don’t want Aureumterra or some of Dragonquack’s filthy monarchist friends getting their hands on this region, so maybe I shall liberate the rock.”

He then goes to work on his pistol’s hammer, before pressing something out of the camera view on his desk, one that goes off with a buzzing sound.
“Aye! Isaacs! I have to show you something.” He calls out.

The sound of a door opening and footsteps over carpet is heard in the background, as a heavyset, pale, freckled man around Shang’s age comes into view.
“Yes, sir?” he asks.
“Come take a look at this.” Shang responds.
Isaacs looks at a space below the camera, reading something.
“What the fuck?”
“Yes?”
“The fuck is this shit? It’s social justice warlords gone rampant on a stupid little fucking island.”
“My thoughts exactly!” Shang said, exasperated and looking away from the camera. “I’m going out to the Secret Service’s range later, have to let off some steam. Long work day. You coming?”

“I might, sir.” Isaacs responds, before leaving the view of the camera. Shang starts to reassemble his pistol.

“And in conclusion, whoever leads this group of street rioters, Internet flamers and fighters of a nonexistent patriarchy, I must tell you- please, please give up on this and see some sense.
Sincerely, Governor William Shang of the Democratic Exodian Territories.”
The camera fades to black.

**Recording has ended. Replay?**

[Extremely Queer Communist Ladies]

OFFICIAL VIDEO MESSAGE FROM THE GOVERNMENT OF EXODIA:

**Recording has started. You can play back at any time.**

The camera sits on a desk facing an office chair, a figure in it; behind the chair are several glass windows, the noontime sun shining through them.
It focuses on a dark-skinned young man with a tuft of black hair sitting in the office chair, wearing an expensive suit. He peers into the camera for a moment, then looks down at the Sigma Arms Desert Falcon .44 semiautomatic he was tinkering with on the desk, a few papers and documents pushed off to the side.
He then looks back up, a tiny hint of a grin on his face. The song Habanera from the opera Carmen plays softly in the background.
“Hello.” He speaks with a very slight tinge of a British accent. “I’m William Shang, the Governor of the Democratic Exodian Territories. My name in ancestral Chinese is Shang Yong, but I doubt you people would care.”

He resumes his fiddling with the pistol on his table, removing the trigger.
“I’ve heard about this...” he scoffs to himself, “This isn’t a damned nation, it’s a group of feminist Nazis who have stranded themselves on an island! It’s like Themyscira, only I doubt if the island is beautiful, I doubt if the women are beautiful, and I highly doubt the women are intelligent. But then again, don’t mistake my honorable hypotheses as sexism- I know plenty of good, true, strong women who aren’t complete idiots.
Now. Let’s get to something straight- oppression is genderless. Yes, it’s most commonly male, such as the leader of the communist dictatorship that us Exodian people fled from, giving us the name. But it also can be female, such as my foster mother. Oh my God, she was horrible, I tell you. Horrible.
But that’s besides the point. The truth is, all you are doing on that little rock of yours is absolutely nothing. ‘Humanity’s most vulnerable’? The only most vulnerable are the brave fighters that take a stand against the violence of the regressive left. I feel quite bad for all the courageous men and women who fell at your hands, trying to stop this madness from spreading.
You’d be lucky if I don’t liberate the island away from your clutches right now, but that would be wasting my time and resources. Nevertheless, such an operation can be completed in less than a day- and let that remind you. But then again, I don’t want Aureumterra or some of Dragonquack’s filthy monarchist friends getting their hands on this region, so maybe I shall liberate the rock.”

He then goes to work on his pistol’s hammer, before pressing something out of the camera view on his desk, one that goes off with a buzzing sound.
“Aye! Isaacs! I have to show you something.” He calls out.

The sound of a door opening and footsteps over carpet is heard in the background, as a heavyset, pale, freckled man around Shang’s age comes into view.
“Yes, sir?” he asks.
“Come take a look at this.” Shang responds.
Isaacs looks at a space below the camera, reading something.
“What the fuck?”
“Yes?”
“The fuck is this shit? It’s social justice warlords gone rampant on a stupid little fucking island.”
“My thoughts exactly!” Shang said, exasperated and looking away from the camera. “I’m going out to the Secret Service’s range later, have to let off some steam. Long work day. You coming?”

“I might, sir.” Isaacs responds, before leaving the view of the camera. Shang starts to reassemble his pistol.

“And in conclusion, whoever leads this group of street rioters, Internet flamers and fighters of a nonexistent patriarchy, I must tell you- please, please give up on this and see some sense.
Sincerely, Governor William Shang of the Democratic Exodian Territories.”
The camera fades to black.

**Recording has ended. Replay?**

The video quickly goes viral, mixed and remixed to great laughter across the island. Dressing up as Wonder Woman enjoys a brief popularity.

[Mzeusia]

Greetings. I am Sirakles Tylosis, Mzeusia's leader.

You may be wondering why I have responded myself. That is simple, almost too simple to be worth speaking. We have common goals. Our two nations both strive for the same thing in this field and Mzeusia hopes to establish a friendship with your nation.

May you run with Desonikas.

[The Liamese Empire]

Perhaps we should mine your coasts. The Kaizer is laughing.

The Emperor high fives the Kaizer through time and space for that one.

[Prussian Polish Commonwealth]

MESSAGE FROM THE PRUSSIAN POLISH COMMONWEALTH-OFFICE OF DEFENSE
You have made your first mistake by advertising your existence. We are now mobilizing to end your little college project. Gott mit uns!

Message from the Kaiser
A tall, powerfully built man wearing a uniform and pickelhaube, with a G3 Battle Rifle slung on his back, stand in the center of vision. A gas mask obstructs his facial features.
"Ah, yes. The island of landwhales. To be honest, I pity you. You remind me of Merkel-ugly, inept, and destined for failure, foreign intervention or no. The difference is that Merkel is a skilled political operator, while you seem to be thinking with your ovaries instead of your brains. You better as hell put up a fight-my men have been waiting for something vaguely resembling a challenge for awhile now."
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[Libraria and Ausitoria]

Pax Prosperitas - Gloria in Maere

By Order of Their Imperial Majesty's Government

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From: The Ministry of Foreign Affairs, The Aestorian Commonwealth
To: Predatory Nations observing Sapphos
Encryption: Publicly Available

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Liberal Protection Protocol
Annex SP

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Noting that it appears—:
1. Sapphos is a democratic commune and proto-nation; in the democratic interest.
2. Sapphos is seemingly broadly inoffensive and liberal-minded; in the humanitarian interest.
3. Sapphos poses no significant threat on the international stage, and hence deserves to be secure, yet predatory fascists are circling it like sharks, and it may need liberal support.

Therefore—:
4. The Commonwealth extends its protection, free of charge, let, or hindrance; to the commune in question.

Please note—:
5. The Commonwealth is operating naval assets to provide early warning in the vicinity in question.
6. This protection may be subject to review or waived or lifted by the government in question.
7. In the event that any reader feels this protection is based on any false premise and should not be extended and afforded to the commune in question, corrections of fact would be appreciated, and should be directed to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Aestorian Commonwealth.

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RHT=P^K7-3
His Serene Maharaja=Anax=Inquisitor, Pope=President=Princips=Palatine=Patriarch Richard VII "Hajim-Rik" Terforton=Pirnzak; Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs Plenipotentary=Viceroy, Delegate, Panessos & Commonwealth

[The Shrailleeni Empire]

An Official Message from the Enlightened Matriarchy of the Shrailleeni Empire


Mother of One, Mother of All

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To whom it may concern within the Matriarchy of EQCL, and,
To the nations of the world,

On behalf of Her Enlightened Majesty the Mother Empress Chella Resyanna fe Shrailleen, the Enlightened Matriarchy welcomes our Sisters of the EQCL onto the world stage. It is our hope that your island shall became another bastion of Sisterhood, matriarchy, and the principles of the Enlightened Path upon the world. May the Mother light your way.

Her Enlightened Majesty would like to send an ambassador to your island, in order to learn of your ways and experience the culture that your people are building. An invitation is also extended to the people of the Matriarchy of EQCL to visit our own islands, and to experience our ancient matriarchal culture, the Enlightened Path of the Mother Goddess, and to foster the blessings of peace and Sisterhood between us.

Our own nation is old, our culture vibrant, and our history vast. Your people are not the first we have seen to found a separatist homeland on the principles of femininity, nor do we hope it will be the last. But we have often observed that young nations such as your own tend to be chaotic, idealistic, and easy prey for warmongering nations who will hate you for your cultural and beliefs. The aggression of the patriarchs is real, and the Shrailleeni Empire has fought wars in the past to dissuade the violence that they worship.

Let it be known that the Enlightened Matriarchy shall stand by the Matriarch of EQCL and offer the support of our military to dissuade any hostile forces which may threaten you, so long as you continue to conduct yourselves peaceably and honorably in accordance with the Enlightened Path. To those nations which have already made such idle threats, Her Enlightened Majesty offers this advice: Do not throw away the lives of your Children on the path of needless violence, for the sake of a small island which possesses neither threat to nor opportunity for you.

May the Light of the Mother bless the people of the EQCL, and smile upon all nations of the world,

Foreign Minister Zattem Resbruck,
On behalf of Her Enlightened Majesty the Mother Empress Chella Resyanna fe Shrailleen

[Extremely Queer Communist Ladies]

An Official Message from the Enlightened Matriarchy of the Shrailleeni Empire

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Mother of One, Mother of All

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To whom it may concern within the Matriarchy of EQCL, and,
To the nations of the world,

On behalf of Her Enlightened Majesty the Mother Empress Chella Resyanna fe Shrailleen, the Enlightened Matriarchy welcomes our Sisters of the EQCL onto the world stage. It is our hope that your island shall became another bastion of Sisterhood, matriarchy, and the principles of the Enlightened Path upon the world. May the Mother light your way.

Her Enlightened Majesty would like to send an ambassador to your island, in order to learn of your ways and experience the culture that your people are building. An invitation is also extended to the people of the Matriarchy of EQCL to visit our own islands, and to experience our ancient matriarchal culture, the Enlightened Path of the Mother Goddess, and to foster the blessings of peace and Sisterhood between us.

Our own nation is old, our culture vibrant, and our history vast. Your people are not the first we have seen to found a separatist homeland on the principles of femininity, nor do we hope it will be the last. But we have often observed that young nations such as your own tend to be chaotic, idealistic, and easy prey for warmongering nations who will hate you for your cultural and beliefs. The aggression of the patriarchs is real, and the Shrailleeni Empire has fought wars in the past to dissuade the violence that they worship.

Let it be known that the Enlightened Matriarchy shall stand by the Matriarch of EQCL and offer the support of our military to dissuade any hostile forces which may threaten you, so long as you continue to conduct yourselves peaceably and honorably in accordance with the Enlightened Path. To those nations which have already made such idle threats, Her Enlightened Majesty offers this advice: Do not throw away the lives of your Children on the path of needless violence, for the sake of a small island which possesses neither threat to nor opportunity for you.

May the Light of the Mother bless the people of the EQCL, and smile upon all nations of the world,

Foreign Minister Zattem Resbruck,
On behalf of Her Enlightened Majesty the Mother Empress Chella Resyanna fe Shrailleen

We greet you as sisters and welcome your alliance.

[Auze]

Glorious leader Autz has applauded the independence of the country. We needed a nuclear testing site.

[Atkemri]

Official message from the President Of Atkemri Lucky Wells

A African man in a suit appears on the screen sitting at a desk. The flag of Atkemri could be seen in the background waving freely and calmly. "Hello there. Now I have heard of the existence of a magical island. A island full of SJWs. A island full of homosexuals. A island filled with Feminist Nazi's. The island that I have lovingly named 'Retard town'. This nation is bound to fail as all SJWs eventually do. I don't want to know how men will be treated,but if I hear of one atrocity coming out of that place there will be a warship coming over with it's guns aimed stragiht at the matriarch's or whover runs it's residence. That will be all." The screen displaing the message for the world would slowly fade to black as the Atkemrian anthem plays.

[Holy Marsh]

From the Desk of the Arch-Bishop of the Grand Theocratic Empire of the Holy Marsh:

It has come to my attention that a small nation that poses no active threat to anyone has been targeted by a fascist state. This message is first sent to this 'Kaiser'. Cease your mewling threats of such unrelenting meagerness in the vast scale of this world lest you run into foes you cannot best. The Grand Theocracy takes a very dim view of warmongers seeking to feast on those smaller than they to satiate blood-lust. An attack on Sapphos will be responded to with overwhelming might by Marshite forces directed at the Prussian Polish Commonwealth itself. Be silent, be still, and do not perturb your betters again.

To 'Glorious Leader Autz', it is an interesting development indeed. We too have found need of a new nuclear testing site. After all, the last several dozen nations we've used in the past for such actions don't tend to have much living to make for good test cases. Perhaps your nation can submit itself to our desires since it seems to be open season for saying such things? Or perhaps that doesn't suit your tastes, and your excitement at such prospects in regards to Sapphos is misplaced.

Onto other subjects: To the Island of Sapphos, greetings and salutations. May your life be peaceful and fruitful, with strong morals and forward-thinking leadership promoting the virtues that help make for a better world. If you ever have need of aid, the Marshite Church is willing to do so, especially the Female Shrine.

With brevity and friendship,
Arch-Bishop Lainika
Leader of the Marshite Church
Leader of the Faith of the Romani-Mar'si Union
Commander of the Legions of Faith

[Extremely Queer Communist Ladies]

MESSAGE FROM THE PRUSSIAN POLISH COMMONWEALTH-OFFICE OF DEFENSE
You have made your first mistake by advertising your existence. We are now mobilizing to end your little college project. Gott mit uns!

Message from the Kaiser
A tall, powerfully built man wearing a uniform and pickelhaube, with a G3 Battle Rifle slung on his back, stand in the center of vision. A gas mask obstructs his facial features.
"Ah, yes. The island of landwhales. To be honest, I pity you. You remind me of Merkel-ugly, inept, and destined for failure, foreign intervention or no. The difference is that Merkel is a skilled political operator, while you seem to be thinking with your ovaries instead of your brains. You better as hell put up a fight-my men have been waiting for something vaguely resembling a challenge for awhile now."
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Your fear is apparent. The mere existence of our nation threatens you, as you recognize the inherent weakness of your so-called culture. You fear that your wives and daughters will abandon you for paradise.

You are right. The world of men is dying.

[New Emeline]

New Emeline would like to congratulate EQCL on gaining their independence, but also urge this nation to refrain from committing abuses in the name of their goals.