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Vipra wrote:Heh, I remember when I had a nasty lung infection. Had to get shots in the ass every couple days for two weeks, and not the fun kind of shots in the ass that involve a busty nurse with an ominous bulge in her uniform.
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by Tagmatium » Sat Apr 03, 2010 4:27 am
North Calaveras wrote:Tagmatium, it was never about pie...
by Vetok » Sat Apr 03, 2010 6:51 am
by The Batorys » Sat Apr 03, 2010 5:19 pm
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by The Batorys » Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:24 pm
by Orcoa » Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:36 pm
The Batorys wrote:At this the Empress could not help but laugh. It was a cruel sound. "Militia? Nobles?" Vereba remained seated, as standing might make it seem like she was trying to use her height to intimidate, but spoke anyway. "Why would we take apart our competent military to use instead ineffectual militia forces? And nobles?" She laughed, remembering what had been done to the noble leaders of the last major attempted coup. Her clan, and the Darvuls, had killed them, flaying them alive in some cases, and then eaten them. "Our standard policy when annexing new territory is to cull their nobles, and seize their property, unless we have reason to believe they can be useful."
This was true. Though the Batory Empire hadn't expanded much recently, nobles in captured areas tended to be either enslaved or killed outright. The only ones left besides the imperial house itself were various quasi-noble military families and families which ran useful industries. The bureaucracy was meritocratic. "We make appointments to government positions based on who we think can get the job done. We certainly are not going to create a whole new slew of nobles for no reason." The Grandtarian apparently didn't know that moroii had very good hearing, for Vereba sneered at him and then admonished him for his murmured comment. "You may not like women much, but you don't seem to be in much place to call anyone foolish right now. What did we join, a league or a Renaissance Faire?" She sighed.
Pausing, the Empress softened her tone somewhat. "But perhaps I am too harsh. While your proposal that we make more nobles I find ridiculous, the idea of establishing a permanent deliberative body to represent the various nations in the league does have merit. Additionally, while we would be against any mandatory or one-size-fits-all tariff reduction, we would be open to in general favoring other league nations in our trade regulations, reducing barriers where we see fit."
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by Orcoa » Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:47 pm
Grandtaria wrote:Standing to face the empress he spoke, "I will take no lectures from some Paunchy Rump-fed lout who rules a nation whose armys can not find there own weapons!" It was clear he was becoming angry. "Clearly you do not understand the act, millita is a term for all pesentry units of the era raised for war. You are the fool miss, and learn from this, 'Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, then to converse and prove it.' Understood? Do not attempt to mend your foul words with a petty complment, I shall not need them."
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by Tagmatium » Sun Apr 04, 2010 4:40 am
North Calaveras wrote:Tagmatium, it was never about pie...
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by Orcoa » Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:15 am
Tagmatium wrote:Commenus returned Katsuya’s wave with a slight nod of the head. Current Tagmatine policy, where the territorial expansion of Machina Haruspex was concerned, was to ignore it, at least for the moment. If nothing else, it was good to have a nation whose actions could be predicted, if not entirely trusted. Still, if she wanted to focus more on trade, then that could only benefit the Greater Holy Empire. At least it was less likely to rub people the wrong way like the subject of militaries were.
As a life-long diplomat and representative, Commenus’ poker-face was near perfect. At the moment, it was carefully blank, even though the Vice-Chancellor himself felt like breaching diplomatic decorum and knocking at least two of the other delegates’ heads together. Rarely had he seen relations take such a nose-dive within such a short time. He wondered whether this could have been due to the fact that there were few members of the diplomatic corps here, but rather the monarchs and sovereigns of several nations, and not modern monarchs, either. These people appeared to Commenus to belong more to the 19th Century than the modern era, with their swaggering ways and apparent wish to serve in the military themselves. It was… unprofessional, although the one who was currently wearing the crown for most disorderly conduct was the representative of Grandtaria, apparently a professional diplomat. A few others closely followed, but the diplomat from Grandtaria really shouldn’t have let his prejudices come to the fore in such a way. The Emperor of Orcoa, whilst apparently a man of few words, appeared to have his head screwed on properly, displaying this as he tried to calm the other envoys down.
“I must, like his majesty from Orcoa, request calm. Our nations have had little contact with each other before this day. I’d rather not have them spoiled before they have become truly established.” There was a touch of reproach in the Vice-Chancellor’s voice. “Especially since we all ought to know better than to resort to personal insults and needless criticisms. It provides a useful point, however, serving to highlight the issues we will have to face as an organisation before we could even consider founding a unified force.
“His Excellency, the head of international relations from Grandtaria, demonstrates another issue, as does her majesty, the Empress of the Batorys. Our nations all do things differently. For example, the Holy Emperor of Tagmatium would probably be considered more of a president than a true monarch by other nations, but this isn’t the case within the Greater Holy Empire, where the Holy Emperor is regarded as above all other kings and sovereigns within the region,” said Commenus. He felt slightly patronising having to speak in such simple terms, as he suspected he might well be underestimating the intelligence of those present. He reminded himself, however, that it seemed that it would have to be done, chiefly after the unseemly display between the Empress of the Batorys and the envoy of Grandtaria. He pushed on regardless.
“Similarly, it appears that Grandtaria favours hereditary positions within its government, mainly those from noble families. Other nations prefer more of a meritocratic style or, indeed, do not recognise a noble class, as apparently in the case of the Batorys and certainly in Tagmatium. In these instances, a parliament based upon nobility couldn’t be done, as we do not possess such things, or would truly wish to recognise them.
“We are here to strengthen bonds of friendship between imperial nations, not indulge in varying degrees of cultural imperialism over each other. For the moment, I think it would probably be best for us to focus on strengthening diplomatic bonds between our nations, as well as the potential for trade. At least in this manner, our nations can get a feel for each other without the suggestion of sweeping change, which has shown itself to be a very raw subject.”
by Grandtaria » Sun Apr 04, 2010 9:23 am
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