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Arstotzmerika
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Postby Arstotzmerika » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:14 pm

Higher Japan wrote:
Arstotzmerika wrote:
"Are those ships powered by...?"


"Unfortunately, powered by ion energy and some other crap that we managed to cram into it that makes energy."


"Gee, that makes it sound more messy."

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Northern Ateria
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Postby Northern Ateria » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:15 pm

"I agree and for this forum to- gah!"

"Grr...my shoulders ache..."

Lelouch growls as he rubs his aching shoulders. He takes off his uniform and then applies some efficascent oil on his shoulders.

Good. Not better. But good enough.

"Come mor- er I mean fellow leaders, there's a Pizza Hut down here on the fifteenth floor serving all meats with cheese crust."
Last edited by Northern Ateria on Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:16 pm, edited 1 time in total.
  • Oh honey, I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • No grandma, you gave me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich ten minutes ago and it’s really good.
  • Honey, I just made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • Grandma I know, I know just stop making them okay? ...it’s not funny anymore...
  • Honey, I just made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • Grandma...

General is this huge, uneducated, primitive shithole where everybody’s an expert, and everybody has to share an opinion; and it’s usually the result of people eating rotten alphabet soup, because people are just shitting out words that don’t make sense. And don’t get me started on Fo-

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Higher Japan
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Postby Higher Japan » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:16 pm

Arstotzmerika wrote:
Higher Japan wrote:
"Unfortunately, powered by ion energy and some other crap that we managed to cram into it that makes energy."


"Gee, that makes it sound more messy."


"Trust me we have no idea what we cram into there, i think we even crammed some humans into there. Under certain criteria conditions of course."
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Postby Arstotzmerika » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:16 pm

Higher Japan wrote:
Arstotzmerika wrote:
"Gee, that makes it sound more messy."


"Trust me we have no idea what we cram into there, i think we even crammed some humans into there. Under certain criteria conditions of course."


"Now it makes me feel like I shouldn't even step in there."

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Postby Higher Japan » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:18 pm

Arstotzmerika wrote:
Higher Japan wrote:
"Trust me we have no idea what we cram into there, i think we even crammed some humans into there. Under certain criteria conditions of course."


"Now it makes me feel like I shouldn't even step in there."


"What? No, it'll be fine. Although the refueling process may be a little gruesome considering how we have too many navigation types." She said, muttering the last part below her breath as she warped to the pizza hut.
We don't use NS stats
A -0 civilization, according to this index.
Mod warning counter:
Unofficial: 1
NOTICE: As of 14/10, the empress has officially been granted greater control of the government, including military and financial sectors. That is all, have a good day.

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The Normandian Empire
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Postby The Normandian Empire » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:23 pm

Northern Ateria wrote:"I agree and for this forum to- gah!"

"Grr...my shoulders ache..."

Lelouch growls as he rubs his aching shoulders. He takes off his uniform and then applies some efficascent oil on his shoulders.

Good. Not better. But good enough.

"Come mor- er I mean fellow leaders, there's a Pizza Hut down here on the fifteenth floor serving all meats with cheese crust."


"Very well, guards..."

"Right away, sir."

A few minutes later a Troop Hog suddenly came out of nowhere and stopped next to Sebastian Harrison.

"I asked for my limousine, not this garbage, where do we use it for anyway?"

"Sir, we use it in the army..."

"Oh...'

Sebastian Harrison enters the passenger seat in the front.

"Does anyone want a ride?" the driver said.
~ The Interstellar Federation of The Normandian Empire ~

Awesome interstellar empire in space, has totally nothing to do with France. Has a military based of the Halo franchise and is ruled by some strange emperor who claims he is immortal...

 Daily Interstellar: |The Normandian Military Armed Forces want you to join the military! Fight in the name of the Emperor and the Empire! Service guarantees citizenship! Are you doing your part? 



Tier: 8

Level: 0

Type: 8

A 7.5 civilization, according to this index.

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Arstotzmerika
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Postby Arstotzmerika » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:24 pm

The Normandian Empire wrote:
Northern Ateria wrote:"I agree and for this forum to- gah!"

"Grr...my shoulders ache..."

Lelouch growls as he rubs his aching shoulders. He takes off his uniform and then applies some efficascent oil on his shoulders.

Good. Not better. But good enough.

"Come mor- er I mean fellow leaders, there's a Pizza Hut down here on the fifteenth floor serving all meats with cheese crust."


"Very well, guards..."

"Right away, sir."

A few minutes later a Troop Hog suddenly came out of nowhere and stopped next to Sebastian Harrison.

"I asked for my limousine, not this garbage, where do we use it for anyway?"

"Sir, we use it in the army..."

"Oh...'

Sebastian Harrison enters the passenger seat in the front.

"Does anyone want a ride?" the driver said.


"To where?"

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Postby The Normandian Empire » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:26 pm

Arstotzmerika wrote:
The Normandian Empire wrote:
"Very well, guards..."

"Right away, sir."

A few minutes later a Troop Hog suddenly came out of nowhere and stopped next to Sebastian Harrison.

"I asked for my limousine, not this garbage, where do we use it for anyway?"

"Sir, we use it in the army..."

"Oh...'

Sebastian Harrison enters the passenger seat in the front.

"Does anyone want a ride?" the driver said.


"To where?"


"To the Pizza Hut, it can be a small bumpy ride but she will hold..." The driver said as he slammed the Warthog
~ The Interstellar Federation of The Normandian Empire ~

Awesome interstellar empire in space, has totally nothing to do with France. Has a military based of the Halo franchise and is ruled by some strange emperor who claims he is immortal...

 Daily Interstellar: |The Normandian Military Armed Forces want you to join the military! Fight in the name of the Emperor and the Empire! Service guarantees citizenship! Are you doing your part? 



Tier: 8

Level: 0

Type: 8

A 7.5 civilization, according to this index.

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Arstotzmerika
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Postby Arstotzmerika » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:27 pm

The Normandian Empire wrote:
Arstotzmerika wrote:
"To where?"


"To the Pizza Hut, it can be a small bumpy ride but she will hold..." The driver said as he slammed the Warthog


"I'd prefer Domino's, but thats fine I guess."

Ricardo hops into the limo.

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Northern Ateria
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Postby Northern Ateria » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:28 pm

Arstotzmerika wrote:
The Normandian Empire wrote:
"Very well, guards..."

"Right away, sir."

A few minutes later a Troop Hog suddenly came out of nowhere and stopped next to Sebastian Harrison.

"I asked for my limousine, not this garbage, where do we use it for anyway?"

"Sir, we use it in the army..."

"Oh...'

Sebastian Harrison enters the passenger seat in the front.

"Does anyone want a ride?" the driver said.


"To where?"
Higher Japan wrote:
Arstotzmerika wrote:
"Now it makes me feel like I shouldn't even step in there."


"What? No, it'll be fine. Although the refueling process may be a little gruesome considering how we have too many navigation types." She said, muttering the last part below her breath as she warped to the pizza hut.

Taking the stairs because of certain elevator problems, Lelouch arrives at the Pizza Hut with the leaders currently present there. His legs wobbly and weak and tired out.

Lelouch wobbles towards the seat in front of the counter, his forehead sweaty and his hair sweaty as well.

"...God...damn...the elevator game..."

Lelouch wheezes his line out.
  • Oh honey, I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • No grandma, you gave me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich ten minutes ago and it’s really good.
  • Honey, I just made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • Grandma I know, I know just stop making them okay? ...it’s not funny anymore...
  • Honey, I just made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • Grandma...

General is this huge, uneducated, primitive shithole where everybody’s an expert, and everybody has to share an opinion; and it’s usually the result of people eating rotten alphabet soup, because people are just shitting out words that don’t make sense. And don’t get me started on Fo-

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Higher Japan
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Postby Higher Japan » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:30 pm

"Mr Lelouch, are you sure you are alright." The empress asked, slightly suspicious as she fumbles with something in her pocket.
We don't use NS stats
A -0 civilization, according to this index.
Mod warning counter:
Unofficial: 1
NOTICE: As of 14/10, the empress has officially been granted greater control of the government, including military and financial sectors. That is all, have a good day.

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Arstotzmerika
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Postby Arstotzmerika » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:30 pm

Northern Ateria wrote:
Arstotzmerika wrote:
"To where?"
Higher Japan wrote:
"What? No, it'll be fine. Although the refueling process may be a little gruesome considering how we have too many navigation types." She said, muttering the last part below her breath as she warped to the pizza hut.

Taking the stairs because of certain elevator problems, Lelouch arrives at the Pizza Hut with the leaders currently present there. His legs wobbly and weak and tired out.

Lelouch wobbles towards the seat in front of the counter, his forehead sweaty and his hair sweaty as well.

"...God...damn...the elevator game..."

Lelouch wheezes his line out.


"Wouldn't that mean... THE ELEVATOR IS AN ENEMY STAND!"

"Don't even tell me what the Elevator Game is, it already sounds like a bad thing."

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The Normandian Empire
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Postby The Normandian Empire » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:33 pm

"Let's go." Sebastian Harrison said.

"Yes sir!" The driver hit the gas pedal and drove literally 125 KMH through the city, barely avoiding other cars and driving through red light.

A few minutes later...

"We're here."

"Right" Sebastian coughed. "Thanks..."
~ The Interstellar Federation of The Normandian Empire ~

Awesome interstellar empire in space, has totally nothing to do with France. Has a military based of the Halo franchise and is ruled by some strange emperor who claims he is immortal...

 Daily Interstellar: |The Normandian Military Armed Forces want you to join the military! Fight in the name of the Emperor and the Empire! Service guarantees citizenship! Are you doing your part? 



Tier: 8

Level: 0

Type: 8

A 7.5 civilization, according to this index.

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Arstotzmerika
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Postby Arstotzmerika » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:34 pm

The Normandian Empire wrote:"Let's go." Sebastian Harrison said.

"Yes sir!" The driver hit the gas pedal and drove literally 125 KMH through the city, barely avoiding other cars and driving through red light.

A few minutes later...

"We're here."

"Right" Sebastian coughed. "Thanks..."


Ricardo hops out the limo.

"Gee, doesn't your empire have Ludicrous Speed?"

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Postby The Normandian Empire » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:36 pm

Arstotzmerika wrote:
The Normandian Empire wrote:"Let's go." Sebastian Harrison said.

"Yes sir!" The driver hit the gas pedal and drove literally 125 KMH through the city, barely avoiding other cars and driving through red light.

A few minutes later...

"We're here."

"Right" Sebastian coughed. "Thanks..."


Ricardo hops out the limo.

"Gee, doesn't your empire have Ludicrous Speed?"


"There's a reason why they say Godspeed in the army, Richard..."
~ The Interstellar Federation of The Normandian Empire ~

Awesome interstellar empire in space, has totally nothing to do with France. Has a military based of the Halo franchise and is ruled by some strange emperor who claims he is immortal...

 Daily Interstellar: |The Normandian Military Armed Forces want you to join the military! Fight in the name of the Emperor and the Empire! Service guarantees citizenship! Are you doing your part? 



Tier: 8

Level: 0

Type: 8

A 7.5 civilization, according to this index.

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Northern Ateria
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Postby Northern Ateria » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:36 pm

Arstotzmerika wrote:
Northern Ateria wrote:Taking the stairs because of certain elevator problems, Lelouch arrives at the Pizza Hut with the leaders currently present there. His legs wobbly and weak and tired out.

Lelouch wobbles towards the seat in front of the counter, his forehead sweaty and his hair sweaty as well.

"...God...damn...the elevator game..."

Lelouch wheezes his line out.


"Wouldn't that mean... THE ELEVATOR IS AN ENEMY STAND!"

"Don't even tell me what the Elevator Game is, it already sounds like a bad thing."
Higher Japan wrote:"Mr Lelouch, are you sure you are alright." The empress asked, slightly suspicious as she fumbles with something in her pocket.

Lelouch shakes his head and smiles weakly.

"Yes I'm alright! Totally! Hehe...heh..."

Lelouch turns his head towards Ricardo, who looks almost surprised to hear him say the Elevator Game.

"And I do hope you'll never play that game..."

Lelouch raises his hand and slams it on the counter bell sitting on the counter.
  • Oh honey, I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • No grandma, you gave me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich ten minutes ago and it’s really good.
  • Honey, I just made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • Grandma I know, I know just stop making them okay? ...it’s not funny anymore...
  • Honey, I just made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • Grandma...

General is this huge, uneducated, primitive shithole where everybody’s an expert, and everybody has to share an opinion; and it’s usually the result of people eating rotten alphabet soup, because people are just shitting out words that don’t make sense. And don’t get me started on Fo-

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Arstotzmerika
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Postby Arstotzmerika » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:37 pm

Northern Ateria wrote:
Arstotzmerika wrote:
"Wouldn't that mean... THE ELEVATOR IS AN ENEMY STAND!"

"Don't even tell me what the Elevator Game is, it already sounds like a bad thing."
Higher Japan wrote:"Mr Lelouch, are you sure you are alright." The empress asked, slightly suspicious as she fumbles with something in her pocket.

Lelouch shakes his head and smiles weakly.

"Yes I'm alright! Totally! Hehe...heh..."

Lelouch turns his head towards Ricardo, who looks almost surprised to hear him say the Elevator Game.

"And I do hope you'll never play that game..."

Lelouch raises his hand and slams it on the counter bell sitting on the counter.


"Okkayy....."

"I knew it! That elevator is an enemy stand!" Ricardo thought to himself.

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Postby Higher Japan » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:38 pm

Northern Ateria wrote:
Arstotzmerika wrote:
"Wouldn't that mean... THE ELEVATOR IS AN ENEMY STAND!"

"Don't even tell me what the Elevator Game is, it already sounds like a bad thing."
Higher Japan wrote:"Mr Lelouch, are you sure you are alright." The empress asked, slightly suspicious as she fumbles with something in her pocket.

Lelouch shakes his head and smiles weakly.

"Yes I'm alright! Totally! Hehe...heh..."

Lelouch turns his head towards Ricardo, who looks almost surprised to hear him say the Elevator Game.

"And I do hope you'll never play that game..."

Lelouch raises his hand and slams it on the counter bell sitting on the counter.


"However, it is rare for a mere mortal to actually beat that game, considering how the very fabric of the elevator defies time and space."
We don't use NS stats
A -0 civilization, according to this index.
Mod warning counter:
Unofficial: 1
NOTICE: As of 14/10, the empress has officially been granted greater control of the government, including military and financial sectors. That is all, have a good day.

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Arstotzmerika
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Postby Arstotzmerika » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:38 pm

Higher Japan wrote:
Northern Ateria wrote:Lelouch shakes his head and smiles weakly.

"Yes I'm alright! Totally! Hehe...heh..."

Lelouch turns his head towards Ricardo, who looks almost surprised to hear him say the Elevator Game.

"And I do hope you'll never play that game..."

Lelouch raises his hand and slams it on the counter bell sitting on the counter.


"However, it is rare for a mere mortal to actually beat that game, considering how the very fabric of the elevator defies time and space."


"I KNEW IT! THE ELEVATOR IS AN ENEMY STAND!"

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Postby Higher Japan » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:40 pm

Arstotzmerika wrote:
Higher Japan wrote:
"However, it is rare for a mere mortal to actually beat that game, considering how the very fabric of the elevator defies time and space."


"I KNEW IT! THE ELEVATOR IS AN ENEMY STAND!"


"Well let's just say that playing this game sends you to another world, something even our scientists can't figure out."
We don't use NS stats
A -0 civilization, according to this index.
Mod warning counter:
Unofficial: 1
NOTICE: As of 14/10, the empress has officially been granted greater control of the government, including military and financial sectors. That is all, have a good day.

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Northern Ateria
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Postby Northern Ateria » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:50 pm

Higher Japan wrote:
Arstotzmerika wrote:
"I KNEW IT! THE ELEVATOR IS AN ENEMY STAND!"


"Well let's just say that playing this game sends you to another world, something even our scientists can't figure out."

"I wouldn't want to have a conversation about this game here and-"

Impatiently, Lelouch starts bashing on the counter bell several times more

"YO SAL I NEED YOU AND THAT DOUGH OVER HERE!"

*sigh* "...In due time I'll be changing the title from Summer to Party when August ends."

"...I broke the fourth wall didn't I?"
  • Oh honey, I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • No grandma, you gave me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich ten minutes ago and it’s really good.
  • Honey, I just made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • Grandma I know, I know just stop making them okay? ...it’s not funny anymore...
  • Honey, I just made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • Grandma...

General is this huge, uneducated, primitive shithole where everybody’s an expert, and everybody has to share an opinion; and it’s usually the result of people eating rotten alphabet soup, because people are just shitting out words that don’t make sense. And don’t get me started on Fo-

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Postby The Normandian Empire » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:55 pm

*Slow clap*

"Yes, yes you did..." Sebastian turns to the employees who are still ignoring the leaders. "Does any of you want to sleep with the fishes tonight?"
~ The Interstellar Federation of The Normandian Empire ~

Awesome interstellar empire in space, has totally nothing to do with France. Has a military based of the Halo franchise and is ruled by some strange emperor who claims he is immortal...

 Daily Interstellar: |The Normandian Military Armed Forces want you to join the military! Fight in the name of the Emperor and the Empire! Service guarantees citizenship! Are you doing your part? 



Tier: 8

Level: 0

Type: 8

A 7.5 civilization, according to this index.

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Postby Higher Japan » Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:56 pm

"The fourth wall has been broken once again." She said, sighing as she took a small piece of fabric out from a box carried on her waist by her belt. Quickly sewing a small tear in it, they would all feel something change.
We don't use NS stats
A -0 civilization, according to this index.
Mod warning counter:
Unofficial: 1
NOTICE: As of 14/10, the empress has officially been granted greater control of the government, including military and financial sectors. That is all, have a good day.

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Postby Shwe Tu Colony » Sun Aug 13, 2017 12:19 am

A somewhat spherical & somewhat cylindrical with two jets - one on the back & the other on the bottom - entered the scene, simply fading in from behind a wall while Ka'ir also suddenly exits from near on the cash registers in with a small box of pizza. So it seems, she apparently slipped in without anyone noticing. "Drone's back," she stated, gesturing towards the drone as a few robotic arms with lenses & green holograms appeared in front of the drone's glass window, "Don't hurt it & it won't cause any issues. Also, don't mind it scanning, it's what it does: analyze & scan."
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Cherissime amis! Behold, Shwe Tu Colony/World Machine/WoMac, the paracosm of a spoiled brat, taking everything, sparing nothing, mingling the childhood incroyable with the angst of a young man.
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Postby The Normandian Empire » Tue Aug 22, 2017 1:48 pm

"I shall revive this thread! Now let's just order our pizza's and go on with the Roleplay, good idea isn't it?!" Emperor Sebastian Harrison says before realizing he's breaking the fourth wall.

An employee of the Pizza Hut walks to the leaders and asks what they want to eat.
~ The Interstellar Federation of The Normandian Empire ~

Awesome interstellar empire in space, has totally nothing to do with France. Has a military based of the Halo franchise and is ruled by some strange emperor who claims he is immortal...

 Daily Interstellar: |The Normandian Military Armed Forces want you to join the military! Fight in the name of the Emperor and the Empire! Service guarantees citizenship! Are you doing your part? 



Tier: 8

Level: 0

Type: 8

A 7.5 civilization, according to this index.

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