here's a picture of our city
Welcome to Callaran, the city that's also a planet! Something went wrong with the city planning and we accidentally the planet. With that said, there are lots of little places in Cellerene, little spaces for little people! There are also big spaces for big people, and places where people can watch other people. And also places where things happened that no one cares about anymore, but that people go see anyway. We even have 49 temples for 839 deities! And a scenic route to see them all! It's really cool, we swear. Only 2.0239% of people going on that scenic route finish it, though that's probably because of the 239 anthropophagous deities scattered around.
They're really nice once you get to know them. Besides that, we also have a sky! It's one color! People like to look at it. Some disappear into it, while others just take frozen time experiences. Everyone's different, yet so similar at the same time.
this here'll survive them bomb attacks that the tourists complain about
The contest will be held in the Pleasetakemetothewrong Arena, called Ican'trememberthenameofthat Arena by the locals! It's a very sturdy structure, and you'll have a lot of fun in there! Feel free to bring your children, who can explore the vast network of tunnels inside and underneath it! But first we'll GPS tag them so we too can explore; last time we hosted a thing we found out one tunnel went into a volcano! How interesting! Who knows where else those tunnels lead?
Besides that, the arena can even seat people! Did we forget about that last time? I think so. At least we remembered this time. So umm... the Pleasetakemetothewrong Arena has a roof! and walls! but not a floor. It has a carpet though. You can sing about magic carpets when riding on it! With other people who can't.
that bit in the back is literally a shrine of skulls
The stage will do whatever you ask of it, as long as you ask it nicely and put your week old smelly socks at the shrine in the center of the stage (our resident deity, Totallynotanecromorph, has a foot fetish ok). It can throw fire, sparkly things, bright lights, even brighter lights, and a literal star in the middle of the stage. It also absorbs blood- actually blood is necessary for Totallynotanecromorph to keep sane, which is why we chose to bid for WorldVision! You don't want Totallynotanecromorph to get insane. You can even use his shrine as part of the performance! Totallynotanecromorph has a stripper pole installed so he, his fellow deities, and the souls of sacrificial victims past can watch the show up close and personal. Also your artists can sing and stuff.
it's an octopussie!!!!
So the postcards will be pictures of an octopus with information written on it in a random set of fonts. It's cute and unpredictable! That's all anyone ever asked for anyway. Tentacles, at least.
So cool! Thanks for taking the detour in the great journey of time to visit our bid for Kallheron to host the seventh after the 50th WorldVision Song Contest. We have cool fun things planned for you! Did we forget to mention that?? Ohhhh yeah, we have lots of really cool things set up for you all. I think they're called "acts". And we'll keep you on your toes. Or hooves if that's what you have. Sweet dreams! What do you think of at night?
HEY ALSO WE HAVE AN ALBUM OF IMAGES WITH ANNOTATIONS, IT'S ALMOST LIKE A BEHIND THE SCENES THING.