Graag Brom wrote:United Celtic Peoples wrote:Alice sighed and ran to hug Wurgent and Gwilherm standing outside, having a wine with some fairly dressed women.
"OHYGODMOHMYGODOHMYGODYOUDON'TKNOWHOWGLADIAMTOSEEYOUEEEEEEEE" Alice squealed. "I HAVE BEEN STUCK FOR HOURS WITH THESE TWO DRUNKS AND THEIR GALICIAN FRIEND! Oh, and this...eheh.. favourable soldier..." Alice blushed as he turned to Carlos.
"My oh my... This is TRULY a night to remember." Wurgent said.
"Well, wot the 'ell we goin' ta' do next." Tavish said before seeing a stall selling biotic parts. "Ay, Wurge, what would you say if we made the crippled Gallie into a cyborg warrior?" Tavish asked.
"I'd say no. One, we probably couldn't afford to do it, and two we don't know if it's even RELIABLE or REAL!" Wurgent stated.
On closer inspection the artifical body parts are mechanical in nature and the mechanical parts are Dwemer in origin. The stall's owner yells out to those passing by.
"Dwemer mechanical body part replacements, scavenged by yours truly from the depths of Nirn!"
"Hello, sir! I have a poor wounded soldier who was gravely, OH SO GRAVELY HURT BY ARTILERY FIGHTING IN A BRAVE BATTLE!" Sean emphasized, blinking in quick succession to produce fake tears.
"Er, amigo, first of all we were fighting bears because Tavish's grudge against the Empress of Higher Japan, and second and last I only got a scratch and a fracture on my leg. It's not th- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Carlos screamed in agony as Sean kicked his broken leg.
"He needs to have a pair of ROBOTIC LEGS, A CHESTPIECE, A GATLING GUN IN ONE ARM AND A LASERY EPIC BLADE IN THE OTHER! Oh, and also phaser vision, a rocket launcher in his crotch and a voicebox that is monotonus! THIS MAN IS IN NEEEEEED!" Sean continued to pitch.