Shark Week in the Auquos Union (Now with gay shark marriage)

[The Auquos Union]

"Well if they weren't hostile before they certainly are now." Dinorous says this as he charges at one of the Dremora Markynaz and then fights them.

"Ha ha! Your petty lead pellets are not enough mortal!" The Valkynaz ,unharmed by the bullets, then begins trying to choke Vaegus with a form of telekinetic magic while he signals for the other Markynaz not fighting Dino. to fight anyone else who attacks.

"Are you a follower of Sanguine, Daedric Prince of sin and debauchery, by any chance or are you just hedonistic?" The Valkynaz asks Jack.

"Never head of him," Jack said, before noticing Mayhem and staring at her ass.
"Thrash. I'm gonna do it," he shoot several rays of boob magic at her, hoping that at least one might hit.

"Whoa! Damn look at these..." She said admiring herself.

"Wait wait... Hold on a moment, if you're from another universe where our genders are swapped... And since I learned boob magic... Does that mean you have sausage magic?" He asked her.

She raised up her hands about to shoot a blast at Thrash. "You know I do Two-For-One." She said referring to the anatomy of a shark.

[Shwe Tu Colony]

One of the portals begins to seemingly shiver as a small cloud of green nebula-like substance leaks out.

[The Auquos Union]

One of the portals begins to seemingly shiver as a small cloud of green nebula-like substance leaks out.

The two continued using each others magic on each other while giggling, before Thrash notices the green cloud of whatever.

"S-should we be concerned about that thing?" He asked.

"...Nah. Let's just keep using our magic." She told him.

"Alike minds are pretty great huh?" he said before continuing to blast her with boob magic.

[Shwe Tu Colony]

The portal's shivering begins to intensify as another portal drops some tank-like object nearby. "Hey... that's one of those ships that was mentioned in a meeting Sekka told me about," Almi says as she walks in out of nowhere, "I think the motor inside is nuclear or fusion powered."

OOC:

[Cold Time]

"Hng! I immediately... Regret... Everything!" He managed to get out.

The pieces of the Trans-Dimensionalizer© now lie on the floor after Vaegus took out his shotgun.

"I may be able to fix ze universes! All I need is some glue, paperclips and a small nuclear reactor. Do any of you happen to carry any on you?" Adolph asked.

The Valkynaz hears Adolph.
"Wait you might be able to get us out of this wretched place? STOP FIGHTING AND HELP FIND THE STUFF THIS MORTAL NEEDS!"
The Dremora stand down and Dino. does as well.

"Let me guess you were not intending to arrive in a mortal realm?" Dinorous asks.

"Yes that is correct. We are servants of Mehrunes Dagon, our lord is having a feud with Boethiah. We were supposed to go to Attribution's Share but somehow we got a detour to this place."

"You are... surprisingly reasonable for a Dremora."

"No kidding, most of the other Valkynaz think I am weak for actually bothering to talk with mortals I encounter."

Caleb chimes in "I don't particularly like either of those Daedric princes" he turns to the Dremora "no offense"

[East Fredonia]

"Well if they weren't hostile before they certainly are now." Dinorous says this as he charges at one of the Dremora Markynaz and then fights them.

"Ha ha! Your petty lead pellets are not enough mortal!" The Valkynaz ,unharmed by the bullets, then begins trying to choke Vaegus with a form of telekinetic magic while he signals for the other Markynaz not fighting Dino. to fight anyone else who attacks.

"Are you a follower of Sanguine, Daedric Prince of sin and debauchery, by any chance or are you just hedonistic?" The Valkynaz asks Jack.

"Hng! I immediately... Regret... Everything!" He managed to get out.

The pieces of the Trans-Dimensionalizer© now lie on the floor after Vaegus took out his shotgun.

"I may be able to fix ze universes! All I need is some glue, paperclips and a small nuclear reactor. Do any of you happen to carry any on you?" Adolph asked.

Harriet exits the hall and returns carrying a Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab playset. "I knew I had this in the back of the Sno-Cat somewhere," she says triumphantly, setting it on a nearby table.
OOC: it's a real thing, it's insane: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert_U-238_Atomic_Energy_Laboratory

[Graag Brom]

The Valkynaz hears Adolph.
"Wait you might be able to get us out of this wretched place? STOP FIGHTING AND HELP FIND THE STUFF THIS MORTAL NEEDS!"
The Dremora stand down and Dino. does as well.

"Let me guess you were not intending to arrive in a mortal realm?" Dinorous asks.

"Yes that is correct. We are servants of Mehrunes Dagon, our lord is having a feud with Boethiah. We were supposed to go to Attribution's Share but somehow we got a detour to this place."

"You are... surprisingly reasonable for a Dremora."

"No kidding, most of the other Valkynaz think I am weak for actually bothering to talk with mortals I encounter."

Caleb chimes in "I don't particularly like either of those Daedric princes" he turns to the Dremora "no offense"

"Yeah most mortals dislike most if not all of the Daedric Princes for fairly obvious reasons."

"Hng! I immediately... Regret... Everything!" He managed to get out.

The pieces of the Trans-Dimensionalizer© now lie on the floor after Vaegus took out his shotgun.

"I may be able to fix ze universes! All I need is some glue, paperclips and a small nuclear reactor. Do any of you happen to carry any on you?" Adolph asked.

Harriet exits the hall and returns carrying a Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab playset. "I knew I had this in the back of the Sno-Cat somewhere," she says triumphantly, setting it on a nearby table.
OOC: it's a real thing, it's insane: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert_U-238_Atomic_Energy_Laboratory

"Well there Adolph you got your power source, Good thing too I doubt that Tank thing would survive three dedicated Dremora looking for it's engine and I am guessing whoever owns it would not like it being torn apart for its engine."

[Shwe Tu Colony]

Caleb chimes in "I don't particularly like either of those Daedric princes" he turns to the Dremora "no offense"

"Yeah most mortals dislike like most if not all of the Daedric Princes for fairly obvious reasons."

Harriet exits the hall and returns carrying a Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Lab playset. "I knew I had this in the back of the Sno-Cat somewhere," she says triumphantly, setting it on a nearby table.
OOC: it's a real thing, it's insane: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilbert_U-238_Atomic_Energy_Laboratory

"Well there Adolph you got your power source, Good thing too I doubt that Tank thing would survive three dedicated Dremora looking for it's engine and I am guessing whoever owns it would not like it being torn apart for its engine."

"That's interesting... it's empty," Almi says as she exits from the vehicle. However, the inside seems to be filled with green nebula-like clouds, which are slowly leaking out. The portal from earlier continues to shiver quite violently.

[Kanadorika]

"Never head of him," Jack said, before noticing Mayhem and staring at her ass.
"Thrash. I'm gonna do it," he shoot several rays of boob magic at her, hoping that at least one might hit.

"Whoa! Damn look at these..." She said admiring herself.

"Wait wait... Hold on a moment, if you're from another universe where our genders are swapped... And since I learned boob magic... Does that mean you have sausage magic?" He asked her.

She raised up her hands about to shoot a blast at Thrash. "You know I do Two-For-One." She said referring to the anatomy of a shark.

Herja simply chuckled, her faced propped up on her arm. "It would take a considerable amount of energy to make it reasonable my dear. Don't over exert yourself."

[Shwe Tu Colony]

The shivering portal disappears as singing with piano emits from the tank thing.

OOC: "Into the Unknown" from Over the Garden Wall is the song being played.

[The Palmetto]

"Whoa! Damn look at these..." She said admiring herself.

"Wait wait... Hold on a moment, if you're from another universe where our genders are swapped... And since I learned boob magic... Does that mean you have sausage magic?" He asked her.

She raised up her hands about to shoot a blast at Thrash. "You know I do Two-For-One." She said referring to the anatomy of a shark.

Herja simply chuckled, her faced propped up on her arm. "It would take a considerable amount of energy to make it reasonable my dear. Don't over exert yourself."

Jack held Herja closely.
"Perhaps I could teach you boob magic too, help me raise up an army."

[Kanadorika]

Herja simply chuckled, her faced propped up on her arm. "It would take a considerable amount of energy to make it reasonable my dear. Don't over exert yourself."

Jack held Herja closely.
"Perhaps I could teach you boob magic too, help me raise up an army."

"An army?" She asked cheerfully, "what for?"

[United Sandvich Federation]

"FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!" A Scottish voice yelled at Vladimir. The man was black and had an eyepatch. He charged at Vladimir with fury.

Vladimir simply went into a gunslinger pose before pointing his finger like a gun going "POW!". And just like that, the charging man was shot backwards dread.

"We must hurry doctor! My world is getting into this one and it will not be pretty for all of you if you do not fix it."

[East Fredonia]

OMGOMGOMGOMFG FERRETS IN SWEATERS THIS IS THE CUTEST THING:

[United Sandvich Federation]

OMGOMGOMGOMFG FERRETS IN SWEATERS THIS IS THE CUTEST THING:
(Image)

OOC:

[Shwe Tu Colony]

A sound similar to armor clanking can be heard from the tank thing that appeared earlier. The green nebula-looking substance begins to leak out. "Get away from that!" Almi yells.

[The Auquos Union]

Thrash still played around with his female double, but heeded Almi's words and moved a little more to the left.

"Is it bad if you date yourself?" Thrash asked Mayhem.

"Dummy. If you're anything like me, which you pretty much ARE me, then I know you're already dating yourself. Isn't that right Righty?" She said talking to her right hand.

[The Palmetto]

Jack held Herja closely.
"Perhaps I could teach you boob magic too, help me raise up an army."

"An army?" She asked cheerfully, "what for?"

"The usual, you know, like killing?" He said.

[Venomizia]

"I can take ze science set, just make sure if anything is in zat tank, make sure it's murdered quickly please." Adolph said as he started taping the device together.

"Hey..." Vaegus tried to get the attention of the weird-hatted warrior and orange-bat-thing while still being choked.

"I saw you in that battle field mate. How 'bout making sure whatever is in that tank is dead in seconds."

"Don't need to tell me twice." The warrior responded.

[Shwe Tu Colony]

"I can take ze science set, just make sure if anything is in zat tank, make sure it's murdered quickly please." Adolph said as he started taping the device together.

"Hey..." Vaegus tried to get the attention of the weird-hatted warrior and orange-bat-thing while still being choked.

"I saw you in that battle field mate. How 'bout making sure whatever is in that tank is dead in seconds."

"Don't need to tell me twice." The warrior responded.

"The green nebula is not safe to enter," Almi says, "at least, entering in a thick amount. The beast inside will have to exit. Hopefully none of you guys have a wine goblet on you..."

[Angora Guanaco]

"I can take ze science set, just make sure if anything is in zat tank, make sure it's murdered quickly please." Adolph said as he started taping the device together.

"Hey..." Vaegus tried to get the attention of the weird-hatted warrior and orange-bat-thing while still being choked.

"I saw you in that battle field mate. How 'bout making sure whatever is in that tank is dead in seconds."

"Don't need to tell me twice." The warrior responded.

"The green nebula is not safe to enter," Almi says, "at least, entering in a thick amount. The beast inside will have to exit. Hopefully none of you guys have a wine goblet on you..."

"Can we kill it with guns?" asked Noah, aiming his gun at the nebula while quickly kicking away a goblet of wine he had been holding.

[Graag Brom]

"I can take ze science set, just make sure if anything is in zat tank, make sure it's murdered quickly please." Adolph said as he started taping the device together.

"Hey..." Vaegus tried to get the attention of the weird-hatted warrior and orange-bat-thing while still being choked.

"I saw you in that battle field mate. How 'bout making sure whatever is in that tank is dead in seconds."

"Don't need to tell me twice." The warrior responded.

The Dremora just realized it had forgotten to stop choking him and did just that.

"I can take ze science set, just make sure if anything is in zat tank, make sure it's murdered quickly please." Adolph said as he started taping the device together.

"Hey..." Vaegus tried to get the attention of the weird-hatted warrior and orange-bat-thing while still being choked.

"I saw you in that battle field mate. How 'bout making sure whatever is in that tank is dead in seconds."

"Don't need to tell me twice." The warrior responded.

"The green nebula is not safe to enter," Almi says, "at least, entering in a thick amount. The beast inside will have to exit. Hopefully none of you guys have a wine goblet on you..."

"What beast is it? If it is the Snake-Lobster that would actually be a bit of a relief."

[Kanadorika]

"An army?" She asked cheerfully, "what for?"

"The usual, you know, like killing?" He said.

"You know me too well love." Herja gave him a quick kiss. "who do we get to kill?"

[Shwe Tu Colony]

"I can take ze science set, just make sure if anything is in zat tank, make sure it's murdered quickly please." Adolph said as he started taping the device together.

"Hey..." Vaegus tried to get the attention of the weird-hatted warrior and orange-bat-thing while still being choked.

"I saw you in that battle field mate. How 'bout making sure whatever is in that tank is dead in seconds."

"Don't need to tell me twice." The warrior responded.

The Dremora just realized it had forgotten to stop choking him and did just that.

"The green nebula is not safe to enter," Almi says, "at least, entering in a thick amount. The beast inside will have to exit. Hopefully none of you guys have a wine goblet on you..."

"What beast is it? If it is the Snake-Lobster that would actually be a bit of a relief."

"I've been told it's an impostor of someone famous that's gone insane & killed a god," Almi explains, "I'm not sure how anyone can severely injure ten to twenty of the most powerful people of Sekka's homeland, but it did."

[Graag Brom]

The Dremora just realized it had forgotten to stop choking him and did just that.

"What beast is it? If it is the Snake-Lobster that would actually be a bit of a relief."

"I've been told it's an impostor of someone famous that's gone insane & killed a god," Almi explains, "I'm not sure how anyone can severely injure ten to twenty of the most powerful people of Sekka's homeland, but it did."

"Killed a god? I have not heard of such a thing since the stories about Boethiah slaying Trinimac! I hope this thing dies easier than a Daedric Prince otherwise we might be in some serious trouble."