Shark Week in the Auquos Union (Now with gay shark marriage)

[The Auquos Union]

Herja teleported to the others, visually bored, and seeking at least some form of thrilling action.

"So, shall I join this commotion?" She asked with a mischievous grin.

"Okay, but we democratically voted so murder everything that isn't another leader, a lizard-thing."

"Moonblood" Dust corrected.

"...Moonblood, or Snake-Lobster. Oh and try not to murder the guy in the stupid hat, he used to be on their side but now he's on ours."

[Shwe Tu Colony]

Herja teleported to the others, visually bored, and seeking at least some form of thrilling action.

"So, shall I join this commotion?" She asked with a mischievous grin.

"According to Dinorous, 'anything that is not one of us, a Lizard, or that Snake-Lobster is fair game to kill,'" Almi quotes.

Immediately afterwards, a hoard of hwacha arrows fly in from the south, as though several dozen had appeared to fire upon no side in particular.

[United Sandvich Federation]

A couple hit Vladimir.

"Ha! Is this all you can throw at me? Is funny!"

[Kanadorika]

OOC: are there horses, or can I summon one? Because I want to charge at shit with a lance.

[Shwe Tu Colony]

OOC: are there horses, or can I summon one? Because I want to charge at shit with a lance.

OOC: Considering this is medeival tech, you could probably just kick a cavalier off their horse & steal it.

[The Palmetto]

Herja teleported to the others, visually bored, and seeking at least some form of thrilling action.

"So, shall I join this commotion?" She asked with a mischievous grin.

Jack was staring at her ass eyes.
"So, I'm glad to see you joined up. We could either raise an army of lizard maidens or go for a killing spree, or both," he suggested.

[The Auquos Union]

OOC: are there horses? Because I want to charge at shit with a lance.

OOC: Yeah sure, I'll throw in a couple horses, despite the fact we're near a volcano fortress, because I AM GOD!

IC: "Why does everybody forget to mention not murdering me?" Said Dust, before he charges at an incoming horde of warmbloods.

"Hey!" the orange bat-thing came back. "You know that jerk on top of the volcano fortress thing? He's got some weird device thing."

"The Trans-Dimensionalizer! C'mon guys! We gotta help these guys murder the guy at over there if we wanna go home!"

OOC: Just for reference on their appearance (The warrior and orange-bat-thing in that order.)

[Kanadorika]

Herja teleported to the others, visually bored, and seeking at least some form of thrilling action.

"So, shall I join this commotion?" She asked with a mischievous grin.

"Okay, but we democratically voted so murder everything that isn't another leader, a lizard-thing."

"Moonblood" Dust corrected.

"...Moonblood, or Snake-Lobster. Oh and try not to murder the guy in the stupid hat, he used to be on their side but now he's on ours."

Herja rode by on a beautiful horse wearing full gothic plate armor. She flipped up the visor of her sallet helmet and winked, a lance cradeled in her arm. "I found this."

She rode to Jack. "I think we should do both, but I'm sure you already knew that. Go, get your own horse sweetheart. Let us ride together."

[Shwe Tu Colony]

OOC: are there horses? Because I want to charge at shit with a lance.

OOC: Yeah sure, I'll throw in a couple horses, despite the fact we're near a volcano fortress, because I AM GOD!

IC: "Why does everybody forget to mention not murdering me?" Said Dust, before he charges at an incoming horde of warmbloods.

"Hey!" the orange bat-thing came back. "You know that jerk on top of the volcano fortress thing? He's got some weird device thing."

"The Trans-Dimensionalizer! C'mon guys! We gotta help these guys murder the guy at over there if we wanna go home!"

OOC: Just for reference on their appearance (The warrior and orange-bat-thing in that order.)

"Why the devils would he have that?" Bo'kan questions as she launches orange rings into the sky, which fall on various opponent soldiers in the direction of the fortress, with these troops then turning on their previous allies. A storm of hwacha arrows rain down from the sky once more.

[Aethras]

Eight glowing white clawed hands appear around the General, and half turns black while the other half turns green. The green hands form a shield around him while the black ones morph into swords and begin slicing enemies.

[United Sandvich Federation]

"Time to run cowards!" Vladimir yelled as he unleashed an onslaught of bullets on the soldiers who's equipment was severely outdated compared to Vladimir's weaponry.

"You cannot run from the Pootis!"

[Graag Brom]

Dinorous continues hacking and slashing through the enemy soldiers occasionally also shouting at them all the while his eyes turning bloodshot red, the berserker is truly awake.
OOC:He is definitely in his element now.

[The Palmetto]

"Okay, but we democratically voted so murder everything that isn't another leader, a lizard-thing."

"Moonblood" Dust corrected.

"...Moonblood, or Snake-Lobster. Oh and try not to murder the guy in the stupid hat, he used to be on their side but now he's on ours."

Herja rode by on a beautiful horse wearing full gothic plate armor. She flipped up the visor of her sallet helmet and winked, a lance cradeled in her arm. "I found this."

She rode to Jack. "I think we should do both, but I'm sure you already knew that. Go, get your own horse sweetheart. Let us ride together."

Jack did so, coming back with a horse in shiny armor adorned with Palmetto Empire symbolism.
"You're feeling awfully poetic," he said, parking the horse beside her.

[Shwe Tu Colony]

Almi continues walking towards the tower, with any enemy soldiers getting near her seemingly disappearing in a fountain of water. Meanwhile, Bo'kan supports her by summoning orange rings to sow chaos within the opponent ranks. Hwacha arrows continue raining from the heavens, this time creating a small explosion when they land.

[United Sandvich Federation]

"You are no match for me!" He said as he continued firing a seemingly endless amount of bullets into the enemy legions. But then, an assassin sneaked up behind him, decloaked and gave him a good slash in the back with a sword before quickly cloaking once more.

"MEEEEEDIC!" Vladimir Pootis yelled.

[Kanadorika]

Herja rode by on a beautiful horse wearing full gothic plate armor. She flipped up the visor of her sallet helmet and winked, a lance cradeled in her arm. "I found this."

She rode to Jack. "I think we should do both, but I'm sure you already knew that. Go, get your own horse sweetheart. Let us ride together."

Jack did so, coming back with a horse in shiny armor adorned with Palmetto Empire symbolism.
"You're feeling awfully poetic," he said, parking the horse beside her.

"Indeed. When fighting to the death with one's love, it's hard for a woman to not get poetic." Herja lowered her visor and mounted her lance forward. It too, was painted in Kanadorikan symbolism, but from the old Kanadorikan medieval Empire. "Let us crush those who stand in front of our Empire!" She began charging forward and impaled an enemy soldier in the chest, spilling his organs out of his body. Blood poured down the lance and onto her gauntlet.

[The Auquos Union]

Suddenly, a barrage of explosive shells starts to land in the geberal area near the leaders from a cannon battery in the distance.

"Dammit! They're getting better at calculating the trajectories on those cannons!" Yelled the warrior slashing through another soldier.

[Shwe Tu Colony]

Suddenly, a barrage of explosive shells starts to land in the geberal area near the leaders from a cannon battery in the distance.

"Dammit! They're getting better at calculating the trajectories on those cannons!" Yelled the warrior slashing through another soldier.

The hwacha arrows fly across the landscape in the direction of the cannon battery, although quite a few do miss their mark & indiscriminately hit anyone in the path. When they land, they explode into flames.

[United Sandvich Federation]

"Oh wait, I do not need medic! I have sandvich!" Vladimir said as he took a few audible bites of his sandvich.

"Da, is good!" He said was he punched a soldier in the throat.

[Graag Brom]

Suddenly, a barrage of explosive shells starts to land in the geberal area near the leaders from a cannon battery in the distance.

"Dammit! They're getting better at calculating the trajectories on those cannons!" Yelled the warrior slashing through another soldier.

Dino. pulls aside a Lizard officer.
"Tell all men not on the front lines to go into loose formation, we need all the troops in reserve we can get, that's an order."
Dinorous then resumes fighting.

[The Auquos Union]

Then, all of a sudden, despite what they initially thought of the medieval setting, several floating vehicles start coming towards them from the top of the volcano fortress.

"Get to cover! The bombers are back!" The warrior yelled.

"W-What the hell?! I thought you guys only had swords and pointy sticks!" Thrash yelled.

"Magic." Dust casually replied.

OOC: More references on the appearance of the lizards, warmbloods and bombers.

[Shwe Tu Colony]

Then, all of a sudden, despite what they initially thought of the medieval setting, several floating vehicles start coming towards them from the top of the volcano fortress.

"Get to cover! The bombers are back!" The warrior yelled.

"W-What the hell?! I thought you guys only had swords and pointy sticks!" Thrash yelled.

"Magic." Dust casually replied.

OOC: More references on the appearance of the lizards, warmbloods and bombers.
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Bo'kan begins to spam cast orange rings into the air, which fall onto the bomber pilots. Meanwhile, the hwacha fire continues to suppress the cannons, although quite a few arrows do miss & strike various soldiers.

[Venomizia]

"Sorry guys, Adolph had to take a bathroom break and I had to- OH MY GODDESS WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE THOSE THINGS?!" Vaegus pointed to the sky as they made a bombing run on him.

"And... Where are we exactly? I kinda disappeared before that was revealed, or at least I assume it was revealed."

[Aethras]

"Heheh. Looks like I should get serious now, huh?" With an almost psychotic grin on the towering General's face, all eight hands turn red and come together to fire a massive laser beam, which he swept across the air at the bombers.

[Northern Ateria]

Somewhere, in a place that is isolated from the field

"Aww...It looks like those guys are having the time of their lives over there..." President Zach Ze Chef laments, resting his cheek on his palm as he looks through a one of the glass window panes in his office. Suddenly, the door leading to his office slams open revealing President Damien Pothead, who looks agitated standing in front of the doorway.

President Zach Ze Chef blinks. "Uh...is there...something wrong...Damien?"

"I'm going out there." President Damien Pothead responds blankly, walking over to the bedroom door nearby Zach's desk. After entering the bedroom and just as long as 5 minutes, President Damien Pothead has his Triple R Sub Machine Gun.

"What're doing with that gun, Damien?" President Zach Ze Chef asks his friend.

"I'm going over there and give them a piece of me." President Damien Pothead says, turning around to face President Zach Ze Chef still sitting in his desk.

"Wait what? They're going to ignore you Damien. I can feel it."

"Not this time..." President Damien Pothead inserts a vape stick into his right eye socket and starts vaping. President Damien Pothead walks out into the hallway with his gun in his hands. Behind him was President Zach Ze Chef who has a Peppermill Crank Gun with him.

"I'm coming along." President Zach Ze Chef says, loading his gun.

"...Okay." President Damien Pothead says coolly. Another 5 minutes lasts in silence with the two staring down at each other like Clint Eastwood.

"That was...pretty anti-climatic."

"Yeah I know. Now let's go get some of those-"

Currently, the two Presidents are riding tricycles to fight too.

"...I should've used that Subaru I rented." Zach says.

"...What?"