Shark Week in the Auquos Union (Now with gay shark marriage)

[Aethras]

General Lupus said nothing, absorbed in watching the battle.

[The Auquos Union]

Jack pulled out a can of Pepsi and used a straw with it so he could slurp it loudly.
"Sounds stupid. I would side with the reptiles, personally," He shrugged," "I prefer more...cold-blooded...people."

"I would suggest getting an idea of what in the name of Julianos is going on before we side with anyone."

"You want to know what's going on?" The orange bat-thing spoke again.

"Stop calling me an orange-bat-thing narrator guy. Anyways, you see the top of that volcano? On top is some warmblooded-jerk who wants to wipe out this innocent race of lizard-people. My stupid-hatted friend here defected from that jerk's side to help this innocent race."

"Wait hold on a minute." Thrash said. "What's that rumbling and music?"

[Shwe Tu Colony]

"I would suggest getting an idea of what in the name of Julianos is going on before we side with anyone."

"You want to know what's going on?" The orange bat-thing spoke again.

"Stop calling me an orange-bat-thing narrator guy. Anyways, you see the top of that volcano? On top is some warmblooded-jerk who wants to wipe out this innocent race of lizard-people. My stupid-hatted friend here defected from that jerk's side to help this innocent race."

"Wait hold on a minute." Thrash said. "What's that rumbling and music?"

The massive snake-lobster thing suddenly slithers & crawls in, bashing away anything that came near with its tongue & legs.

[Graag Brom]

"You want to know what's going on?" The orange bat-thing spoke again.

"Stop calling me an orange-bat-thing narrator guy. Anyways, you see the top of that volcano? On top is some warmblooded-jerk who wants to wipe out this innocent race of lizard-people. My stupid-hatted friend here defected from that jerk's side to help this innocent race."

"Wait hold on a minute." Thrash said. "What's that rumbling and music?"

The massive snake-lobster thing suddenly slithers & crawls in, bashing away anything that came near with its tongue & legs.

Dinorous turns to it and shouts.
"RAAN,MIR,TAH! I am your master now beast." [Shout is Animal Allegiance.]

[Shwe Tu Colony]

The massive snake-lobster thing suddenly slithers & crawls in, bashing away anything that came near with its tongue & legs.

Dinorous turns to it and shouts.
"RAAN,MIR,TAH! I am your master now beast." [Shout is Animal Allegiance.]

Somehow it works...

[Graag Brom]

Dinorous turns to it and shouts.
"RAAN,MIR,TAH! I am your master now beast." [Shout is Animal Allegiance.]

Somehow it works...

"Go help the Lizards against their foes, i will accompany." Dino. says drawing his blade and preparing a self-healing spell in his other hand.
"Anyone else with us?"

[The Palmetto]

"I would suggest getting an idea of what in the name of Julianos is going on before we side with anyone."

"You want to know what's going on?" The orange bat-thing spoke again.

"Stop calling me an orange-bat-thing narrator guy. Anyways, you see the top of that volcano? On top is some warmblooded-jerk who wants to wipe out this innocent race of lizard-people. My stupid-hatted friend here defected from that jerk's side to help this innocent race."

"Wait hold on a minute." Thrash said. "What's that rumbling and music?"

"Good, I was to side with the lizards anyways," Jack said, cocking his pistol.
"Where would the nearest supply of female lizards be?" He asked the bat.

[Shwe Tu Colony]

Somehow it works...

"Go help the Lizards against their foes, i will accompany." Dino. says drawing his blade and preparing a self-healing spell in his other hand.
"Anyone else with us?"

The snake-lobster attacks the targets with its mouth, legs, & foam. Whenever it spits the foam, whatever is hit is punctured as though shot with a waterjet, with the foam creating shallow canals & holes in the ground where it lands.

[East Fredonia]

Harriet rides into view on an autonomous SUV, at the helm of a retractable minigun. "Who are we shooting at? Oh good Lord, not that thing again. DIE BASTARD!"
OOC: like this:

[Graag Brom]

"Go help the Lizards against their foes, i will accompany." Dino. says drawing his blade and preparing a self-healing spell in his other hand.
"Anyone else with us?"

The snake-lobster attacks the targets with its mouth, legs, & foam. Whenever it spits the foam, whatever is hit is punctured as though shot with a waterjet, with the foam creating shallow canals & holes in the ground where it lands.

Dinorous charges into the fight cleaning up those that were not immediately killed by the Snake-Lobster and afterwards leads a charge against the Warm-blood's forces.
"Mu fen ahney kron gloriously uv velaaz ko onlaas! Fonaar! Oh hey Harriet anything that is not one of us,a Lizard, or that Snake-Lobster is fair game anyway's FONAAR!"

[The Auquos Union]

The warmblooded warrior in the straw hat finally inteoduces himself.

"Just call me Dust. And try to make sure you don't attack me. Oh and watch for the invisible assassins."

"That name sounds dumb" said Thrash.

"I told you that you should've came up with a better name when I found you in that forest. Now you have both a stupid name and hat." Said the orange bat.

[Main Nation Ministry]

OOC: The Main Nation Ministry hasn't forgotten about their submarine. When they find that sub, they going to start demanding questions.

Somewhere in the sky above the ocean

"Ok, this is Craft 4, repeat. We have arrived at last location."

The zeppelin like aircraft floated in the sky above the glistening ocean, as they brought a group of soldiers and some medics to search for the lost submarine crew. "This is Craft 4, begin radar search. We might be dealing with a possible crush depth accident, if there is signs of an attack, proceed to use weaponry."

[Shwe Tu Colony]

OOC: The Main Nation Ministry hasn't forgotten about their submarine. When they find that sub, they going to start demanding questions.

Somewhere in the sky above the ocean

"Ok, this is Craft 4, repeat. We have arrived at last location."

The zeppelin like aircraft floated in the sky above the glistening ocean, as they brought a group of soldiers and some medics to search for the lost submarine crew. "This is Craft 4, begin radar search. We might be dealing with a possible crush depth accident, if there is signs of an attack, proceed to use weaponry."

OOC: Did any of the survivors of the Nemesis 8 attack get to the surface? Almi's corvette was there for a while.

[Main Nation Ministry]

OOC: The Main Nation Ministry hasn't forgotten about their submarine. When they find that sub, they going to start demanding questions.

Somewhere in the sky above the ocean

"Ok, this is Craft 4, repeat. We have arrived at last location."

The zeppelin like aircraft floated in the sky above the glistening ocean, as they brought a group of soldiers and some medics to search for the lost submarine crew. "This is Craft 4, begin radar search. We might be dealing with a possible crush depth accident, if there is signs of an attack, proceed to use weaponry."

OOC: Did any of the survivors of the Nemesis 8 attack get to the surface? Almi's corvette was there for a while.

OOC: Didn't the Nemesis Six clones get the survivors too? I don't remember?

[Shwe Tu Colony]

Orwell Submarine

"Now repent." 5 Nemesis Eight clones say as they teleport in, before throwing their dual bladed wave energy lightsabers at the officials, spinning as it sped to slice them.

"What! Who are yo-" the captain was silenced as he was sliced into bits. The alarm sounded, as many of the crews attempted to get to the airlock, but the Nemesis Eight clones managed to kill them before they got there. The ones that were lucky immediately put on their diving suits and exited through the airlock. The survivors floated up to the surface, staying as a group, while figuring out where land could be.

OOC: Doesn't seem like it after I flipped through that event. It seems after the clones killed the people inside, the survivors floated up to the surface & the clones never seemed to have chased them.

[United Sandvich Federation]

Vladimir finally wakes up after being knocked out from the interdimensional trip. "What happens now?"

[Shwe Tu Colony]

Vladimir finally wakes up after being knocked out from the interdimensional trip. "What happens now?"

"According to Dinorous, 'anything that is not one of us, a Lizard, or that Snake-Lobster is fair game to kill,'" Almi quotes.

[United Sandvich Federation]

Vladimir finally wakes up after being knocked out from the interdimensional trip. "What happens now?"

"According to Dinorous, 'anything that is not one of us, a Lizard, or that Snake-Lobster is fair game to kill,'" Almi quotes.

"Heh, sounds fun. Ready to kill them all Sasha?" He said while affectionately cuddling his minigun. He revved it up and pointed at the nearest thing that wasn't in those three categories.

[The Auquos Union]

"According to Dinorous, 'anything that is not one of us, a Lizard, or that Snake-Lobster is fair game to kill,'" Almi quotes.

"Heh, sounds fun. Ready to kill them all Sasha?" He said while affectionately cuddling his minigun. He revved it up and pointed at the nearest thing that wasn't in those three categories.

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!" Dust exclaimed at Vladimir after he pointed his minigun at him.

"I'm on your side big guy. Don't attack me with... What is that thing? Kinda looks like a smaller version of those blasted cannons the enemy uses.""

[United Sandvich Federation]

"Heh, sounds fun. Ready to kill them all Sasha?" He said while affectionately cuddling his minigun. He revved it up and pointed at the nearest thing that wasn't in those three categories.

"Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!" Dust exclaimed at Vladimir after he pointed his minigun at him.

"I'm on your side big guy. Don't attack me with... What is that thing? Kinda looks like a smaller version of those blasted cannons the enemy uses.""

"Bah! Is Sasha! She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200 dollar custom tooled cartridges..." Vladimir droned on about his weapon for the third time since he came here.

[Kanadorika]

OOC: What's going on?

[Shwe Tu Colony]

OOC: What's going on?

OOC: Thrash teleported us all to a middle of a warzone volcano & Main Nation Ministry is trying to recover their submarine.

[The Auquos Union]

OOC: What's going on?

OOC: Thrash teleported us all to a middle of a warzone volcano & Main Nation Ministry is trying to recover their submarine.

OOC: Don't forget, the two armies are using medieval era weapons and the most advanced thing they have are cannons.

[Kanadorika]

Herja teleported to the others, visually bored, and seeking at least some form of thrilling action.

"So, shall I join this commotion?" She asked with a mischievous grin.

[Graag Brom]

Herja teleported to the others, visually bored, and seeking at least some form of thrilling action.

"So, shall I join this commotion?" She asked with a mischievous grin.

Dinorous yells at her from the fighting.
"Grab a weapon and join in on the fighting! The Lizards and the Snake-Lobster are our allies so don't attack them!" Dinorous then returns to the fighting and cuts down several of the Warm-blood's soldiers.