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Kanadorika
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Founded: May 04, 2015
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kanadorika » Thu Apr 20, 2017 5:37 pm

The Palmetto wrote:
Kanadorika wrote:Herja slaps Dino in return, her face unamused. "do not dare touch him.."


"Ow," Secesh said.
"Hey, think you can teach me that? I could use it on Herja's ass."

She winked at him, playing with his hair. "or we could try the simulator."
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The Palmetto
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Postby The Palmetto » Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:05 pm

Kanadorika wrote:
The Palmetto wrote:
"Ow," Secesh said.
"Hey, think you can teach me that? I could use it on Herja's ass."

She winked at him, playing with his hair. "or we could try the simulator."


"What simulator?" He asked.
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Kanadorika
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Founded: May 04, 2015
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kanadorika » Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:07 pm

The Palmetto wrote:
Kanadorika wrote:She winked at him, playing with his hair. "or we could try the simulator."


"What simulator?" He asked.

OOC: you must have not seen the post earlier.

Kanadorika wrote:
The Palmetto wrote:
"Why am I not shocked you would say that?" He asked her with a chuckle, embracing this hug.
"A creation? What sort?" He asked yet again.

Herja pulled out a tangled mess of wires. She became clearly frustrated, and began thrashing at them in an attempt to untangle the ball of wire.

"Somewhere in this cluster fuck is a neuro simulator which allows the wearer, or wearers, to simulate anything they choose, and feel as if they were actually living it. It creates an alternate reality where the viewer can tell no difference between the virtual world and the real world, as the virtual world is completely life like. You can do anything from fight in the trenches of WWI, to create some bizarre virtual reality with a partner."
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The Palmetto
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Postby The Palmetto » Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:10 pm

Kanadorika wrote:
The Palmetto wrote:
"What simulator?" He asked.

OOC: you must have not seen the post earlier.

Kanadorika wrote:Herja pulled out a tangled mess of wires. She became clearly frustrated, and began thrashing at them in an attempt to untangle the ball of wire.

"Somewhere in this cluster fuck is a neuro simulator which allows the wearer, or wearers, to simulate anything they choose, and feel as if they were actually living it. It creates an alternate reality where the viewer can tell no difference between the virtual world and the real world, as the virtual world is completely life like. You can do anything from fight in the trenches of WWI, to create some bizarre virtual reality with a partner."


"Oh, that one, sounds kinky," he said with a smirk.

"Hey, where did the servants go? I want them to go fetch me some tea from the cockpit but I'm too lazy."
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Northern Ateria
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Posts: 268
Founded: May 29, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Northern Ateria » Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:11 pm

President Valerie Vapeskin appears, with a great sword.

"I found this laying on the floor."
  • Oh honey, I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • No grandma, you gave me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich ten minutes ago and it’s really good.
  • Honey, I just made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • Grandma I know, I know just stop making them okay? ...it’s not funny anymore...
  • Honey, I just made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • Grandma...

General is this huge, uneducated, primitive shithole where everybody’s an expert, and everybody has to share an opinion; and it’s usually the result of people eating rotten alphabet soup, because people are just shitting out words that don’t make sense. And don’t get me started on Fo-

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Kanadorika
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Founded: May 04, 2015
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kanadorika » Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:26 pm

The Palmetto wrote:
Kanadorika wrote:OOC: you must have not seen the post earlier.



"Oh, that one, sounds kinky," he said with a smirk.

"Hey, where did the servants go? I want them to go fetch me some tea from the cockpit but I'm too lazy."


"I would very much like to try it out with you," Herja motioned, her hand moving further and further down his body.
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The Palmetto
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Postby The Palmetto » Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:28 pm

Kanadorika wrote:
The Palmetto wrote:
"Oh, that one, sounds kinky," he said with a smirk.

"Hey, where did the servants go? I want them to go fetch me some tea from the cockpit but I'm too lazy."


"I would very much like to try it out with you," Herja motioned, her hand moving further and further down his body.


"Sure, why not? Hook It up"
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Kanadorika
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Founded: May 04, 2015
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kanadorika » Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:36 pm

The Palmetto wrote:
Kanadorika wrote:
"I would very much like to try it out with you," Herja motioned, her hand moving further and further down his body.


"Sure, why not? Hook It up"

She handed him a piece that fit over his ear. "put this on, and don't flip the switch until I say so," she said, putting hers on as well.
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The Palmetto
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Postby The Palmetto » Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:37 pm

Kanadorika wrote:
The Palmetto wrote:
"Sure, why not? Hook It up"

She handed him a piece that fit over his ear. "put this on, and don't flip the switch until I say so," she said, putting hers on as well.


He did so, placing it in his ear and waiting.
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"That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there."

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East Fredonia
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Posts: 619
Founded: Sep 14, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby East Fredonia » Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:39 pm

Northern Ateria wrote:President Valerie Vapeskin appears, with a great sword.

"I found this laying on the floor."

OOC: Sorry everyone's ignoring you.
Cannot think of a name wrote:Well, that's part of a larger problem in general where the younger generation is being priced out of f***ing everything and instead of addressing the mess they made the older generation is blaming it on f***ing avocado toast. But that's another thread.

Economic Left/Right: -5.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.54

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Kanadorika
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Founded: May 04, 2015
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kanadorika » Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:41 pm

The Palmetto wrote:
Kanadorika wrote:She handed him a piece that fit over his ear. "put this on, and don't flip the switch until I say so," she said, putting hers on as well.


He did so, placing it in his ear and waiting.

"Close your eyes and switch it on!"

With that, Herja and Jack became immersed in their own reality. They floated in what appeared to be empty space. "this is where we arrive before we decide on what we want to do. The simulator allows for lifelike scenarios where one is bound by the rules of physics that would exist in our normal reality, or a scenario where we have total power. Essentially, we can do whatever we want and create our own Universes in this simulation and interact with them, with nothing limiting us but our imaginations."
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The Palmetto
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Founded: Feb 05, 2017
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Postby The Palmetto » Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:44 pm

OOC: when this RP dies, it'll probably be because it collapsed under its own complexity.

I would still suggest using Bold to designate location, and I'll start doing it with my next post. That way we can have multiple events occurring at once but still keep track of what everyone is doing.

Jack's Helicopter, in Virtual Reality

Jack thought of a legion of bikini clad women all trained in combat.

"Nice."
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"That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there."

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Kanadorika
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Founded: May 04, 2015
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kanadorika » Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:49 pm

The Palmetto wrote:OOC: when this RP dies, it'll probably be because it collapsed under its own complexity.

I would still suggest using Bold to designate location, and I'll start doing it with my next post. That way we can have multiple events occurring at once but still keep track of what everyone is doing.

Jack's Helicopter, in Virtual Reality

Jack thought of a legion of bikini clad women all trained in combat.

"Nice."

Virtual reality

The women were bouncing up and down as they wrestled each other during a training exercise. One of them, a blonde, came up to Jack, a gleeful smile on her face.

"C'mon, you're missing the fun!"
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Welcome to Kanadorika! From the Arctic tundra of Leirhofn to the sandy dunes of Gulland, we have it all.
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Venomizia
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Posts: 1477
Founded: Sep 14, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Venomizia » Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:07 pm

Somewhere on the surface
"Well... Wanna just call in an airship until there's somethin' to do Dolfy?" Vagus asked the canine scientist.

"Vell... Vhy not?" He said as he called in Valence's former control airship, still rigged with various strange devices meant to expand his psionic ability range.
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Northern Ateria
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Posts: 268
Founded: May 29, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Northern Ateria » Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:13 pm

East Fredonia wrote:
Northern Ateria wrote:President Valerie Vapeskin appears, with a great sword.

"I found this laying on the floor."

OOC: Sorry everyone's ignoring you.

OOC: Aww...
  • Oh honey, I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • No grandma, you gave me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich ten minutes ago and it’s really good.
  • Honey, I just made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • Grandma I know, I know just stop making them okay? ...it’s not funny anymore...
  • Honey, I just made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • Grandma...

General is this huge, uneducated, primitive shithole where everybody’s an expert, and everybody has to share an opinion; and it’s usually the result of people eating rotten alphabet soup, because people are just shitting out words that don’t make sense. And don’t get me started on Fo-

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The Palmetto
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Founded: Feb 05, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby The Palmetto » Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:20 pm

Kanadorika wrote:
The Palmetto wrote:OOC: when this RP dies, it'll probably be because it collapsed under its own complexity.

I would still suggest using Bold to designate location, and I'll start doing it with my next post. That way we can have multiple events occurring at once but still keep track of what everyone is doing.

Jack's Helicopter, in Virtual Reality

Jack thought of a legion of bikini clad women all trained in combat.

"Nice."

Virtual reality

The women were bouncing up and down as they wrestled each other during a training exercise. One of them, a blonde, came up to Jack, a gleeful smile on her face.

"C'mon, you're missing the fun!"


Virtual Reality

Jack was, ahem, intrigued.

"I'm very aroused and interesting, but where will this lead us?"
A rowdy redneck from South Carolina who tries to RP every now and again.
"That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there."

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Kanadorika
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Founded: May 04, 2015
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Kanadorika » Thu Apr 20, 2017 7:58 pm

The Palmetto wrote:
Kanadorika wrote: Virtual reality

The women were bouncing up and down as they wrestled each other during a training exercise. One of them, a blonde, came up to Jack, a gleeful smile on her face.

"C'mon, you're missing the fun!"


Virtual Reality

Jack was, ahem, intrigued.

"I'm very aroused and interesting, but where will this lead us?"
.
"Depends on how you want it. You can control how the others act, or make it more natural and have them act as if they were normal people." Herja informed him
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Higher Japan
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Founded: Oct 06, 2016
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Postby Higher Japan » Fri Apr 21, 2017 12:27 am

Venomizia wrote:Somewhere on the surface
"Well... Wanna just call in an airship until there's somethin' to do Dolfy?" Vagus asked the canine scientist.

"Vell... Vhy not?" He said as he called in Valence's former control airship, still rigged with various strange devices meant to expand his psionic ability range.


"I'll be taking that." The empress says as her escorts and her suddenly teleport onto the ship. "This equipment is used to expand psionics abilities, something i could use."
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A -0 civilization, according to this index.
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Angora Guanaco
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Posts: 445
Founded: Feb 24, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Angora Guanaco » Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:00 am

Spot with the mercenaries Noah is cleaning up the last few mecenaries as they try to run away. "Yeah that's right! Run away!" At those words, one of the mercenaries turned and fired a RPG at Noah, who was too busy heckling to dodge. "Ahhhhhhh!!!!" shouted Noah as him and Rossamünd are launched through the air, landing in a crumpled heap, unconscious.
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i failed biology :(

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Higher Japan
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Postby Higher Japan » Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:03 am

Area with mercenaries
"Secure the area!" A troop said as the cruiser came down, dropping some special operatives off as they pursued the mercenaries, before gunning all of them down.
We don't use NS stats
A -0 civilization, according to this index.
Mod warning counter:
Unofficial: 1
NOTICE: As of 14/10, the empress has officially been granted greater control of the government, including military and financial sectors. That is all, have a good day.

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Angora Guanaco
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Founded: Feb 24, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Angora Guanaco » Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:07 am

Rossamünd awakes with a sore head. "Empress! Thank goodness! Noah's hurt!"
i failed biology :(

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Higher Japan
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Postby Higher Japan » Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:09 am

OOC: It's only borealis squadron, the empress is somewhere else.
We don't use NS stats
A -0 civilization, according to this index.
Mod warning counter:
Unofficial: 1
NOTICE: As of 14/10, the empress has officially been granted greater control of the government, including military and financial sectors. That is all, have a good day.

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Angora Guanaco
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Founded: Feb 24, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Angora Guanaco » Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:11 am

Rossamünd shakes his head to clear it. "Oh, it's you Aurora. Still! Get a medic!"
i failed biology :(

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Higher Japan
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Postby Higher Japan » Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:12 am

OOC: Just to make things more confusing, Aurora is with the empress, it's just another troop.
Area with mercenaries
"I'm not aurora, but get him out of here." They shouted as Noah was brought onto the cruiser as it slowly landed.
We don't use NS stats
A -0 civilization, according to this index.
Mod warning counter:
Unofficial: 1
NOTICE: As of 14/10, the empress has officially been granted greater control of the government, including military and financial sectors. That is all, have a good day.

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Angora Guanaco
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Posts: 445
Founded: Feb 24, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Angora Guanaco » Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:17 am

Higher Japan wrote:OOC: Just to make things more confusing, Aurora is with the empress, it's just another troop.
Area with mercenaries
"I'm not aurora, but get him out of here." They shouted as Noah was brought onto the cruiser as it slowly landed.

Rossamünd:"Woah, I might need a medic too!"

OOC: need to eat, back in 30ish mins
i failed biology :(

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