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Shwe Tu Colony
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Postby Shwe Tu Colony » Tue May 02, 2017 4:41 pm

An invisible force rolls Almi's food cart inside the club since Almi is too young to enter. The cart has many plates with labelled cloches on top. Most of them are labelled as Shwe Tu Salt Marsh Crabs, Steamed, or Shwe Tu Salt Marsh Crabs, Boiled, although some are also labelled Grilled Dela Deer, Longan Sweet Soup, Fish in a Pot, & Whole Bloody Ba'akura (Climbing Fish)
Cherissime amis! Behold, Shwe Tu Colony/World Machine/WoMac, the paracosm of a spoiled brat, taking everything, sparing nothing, mingling the childhood incroyable with the angst of a young man.
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Venomizia
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Postby Venomizia » Tue May 02, 2017 4:48 pm

"Wait! Wait for us! Don't start the wedding yet!" Vaegus and Adolph hurriedly enter as they throw their hastily wrapped gifts and take a seat panting.
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The Palmetto
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Postby The Palmetto » Tue May 02, 2017 4:52 pm

Jack grabbes Ana by the midriff, sitting her down and sitting on her lap.
"This'll be a fun wedding, well, the cake will be."
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Graag Brom
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Postby Graag Brom » Tue May 02, 2017 4:55 pm

Shwe Tu Colony wrote:An invisible force rolls Almi's food cart inside the club since Almi is too young to enter. The cart has many plates with labelled cloches on top. Most of them are labelled as Shwe Tu Salt Marsh Crabs, Steamed, or Shwe Tu Salt Marsh Crabs, Boiled, although some are also labelled Grilled Dela Deer, Longan Sweet Soup, Fish in a Pot, & Whole Bloody Ba'akura (Climbing Fish)

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One of the legionary's is still there with one heck of a headache.
"Ugh... Who is moving that cart? Am I seeing things?! Darned local liquor."

The Cathedral
"Ah I think the gift from the King of Summerset has arrived." Dinorous says as a giant cloaked object on a wooden platform is rolled into the Cathedral by a group of Maormer.
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The Auquos Union
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Postby The Auquos Union » Tue May 02, 2017 4:59 pm

Though the party was already over, many still were at the club as they dined in on the free food.

Back at the Cathedral, the ceremony of Thrash's wedding began as the friar along with Thrash and Sidon stood on the pedestal. Many of those who were with the leaders during their adventures was attending, from the general who tried killing them, to the odd-hatted warrior and his orange-bat sidekick, to the potato who wished to fill the room with neurotoxin, even Sherbert was invited though she never came.

The Friar speaks up as the pedestal begins to rise . "Today, we stand here in the making of the Union's history. Though Thrash as the Chancellor was an advocate for gay marriage, the idea never was never passed by the council. But today, marks the first recorded gay marriage of the Union. So we stand here, two lovers, hand in hand, ready to make their vows for eternal partnership, until death does thy part."
Auqui Communications Network: [] Thrash scraps Ion Colliding weapon. Turns towards the skies for suitable super-weapons. [] Prince Sidon takes day trip to small outpost. Half of the outpost faints.

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Shwe Tu Colony
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Postby Shwe Tu Colony » Tue May 02, 2017 5:02 pm

The Auquos Union wrote:Though the party was already over, many still were at the club as they dined in on the free food.

Back at the Cathedral, the ceremony of Thrash's wedding began as the friar along with Thrash and Sidon stood on the pedestal. Many of those who were with the leaders during their adventures was attending, from the general who tried killing them, to the odd-hatted warrior and his orange-bat sidekick, to the potato who wished to fill the room with neurotoxin, even Sherbert was invited though she never came.

The Friar speaks up as the pedestal begins to rise . "Today, we stand here in the making of the Union's history. Though Thrash as the Chancellor was an advocate for gay marriage, the idea never was never passed by the council. But today, marks the first recorded gay marriage of the Union. So we stand here, two lovers, hand in hand, ready to make their vows for eternal partnership, until death does thy part."


Almi, Bo'kan, Ir'a, & Ka'ir are in the seats nearest the door.

Sherbert proceeds to bash through the door.
Cherissime amis! Behold, Shwe Tu Colony/World Machine/WoMac, the paracosm of a spoiled brat, taking everything, sparing nothing, mingling the childhood incroyable with the angst of a young man.
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The Auquos Union
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Postby The Auquos Union » Tue May 02, 2017 5:09 pm

"Well... That's seems about like everybody except for Vladimir Pootis." Sidon said cheerfully.

"Wait... You invited her?..." Thrash whispered.

"...Yes... Though I believe everybody, even if they hated us, should have the privilege to gaze upon our love for each other."

"Though I disagree with that wholeheartedly, this is a moment that shouldn't be spent being angry, let us continue." Thrash said once more being silent and simply gazing upon Sidon's eyes.

"...For their love makes them inseparable, it is only logic that they be together for life, may the blessings of the gods be with us during this sacred ceremony. One that Auquis have treasured for thousands of years..."
Auqui Communications Network: [] Thrash scraps Ion Colliding weapon. Turns towards the skies for suitable super-weapons. [] Prince Sidon takes day trip to small outpost. Half of the outpost faints.

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The Auquos Union
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Postby The Auquos Union » Tue May 02, 2017 5:37 pm

"...If one does not wish for the marriage of these two gentlemen, speak now, or forever hold thy peace."
Auqui Communications Network: [] Thrash scraps Ion Colliding weapon. Turns towards the skies for suitable super-weapons. [] Prince Sidon takes day trip to small outpost. Half of the outpost faints.

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United Sandvich Federation
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Postby United Sandvich Federation » Tue May 02, 2017 6:52 pm

Vladimir burst in from the doors.

"Stop wedding! Stop!" He yelled as everyone in the cathedral looked at him.
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Shwe Tu Colony
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Postby Shwe Tu Colony » Tue May 02, 2017 7:01 pm

United Sandvich Federation wrote:Vladimir burst in from the doors.

"Stop wedding! Stop!" He yelled as everyone in the cathedral looked at him.


"Eh?" questions Ir'a, who is wearing a tuxedo & dress pants for once, "the Devils is it mate?"
Cherissime amis! Behold, Shwe Tu Colony/World Machine/WoMac, the paracosm of a spoiled brat, taking everything, sparing nothing, mingling the childhood incroyable with the angst of a young man.
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"The summer grass is getting in the way"
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United Sandvich Federation
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Postby United Sandvich Federation » Tue May 02, 2017 7:15 pm

"I am here now." He said as he sat down with an audible *thump*

"Okay continue. Oh, here is gift." He said as he tossed out a sandvich with the other gifts.
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Shwe Tu Colony
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Postby Shwe Tu Colony » Tue May 02, 2017 7:19 pm

United Sandvich Federation wrote:"I am here now." He said as he sat down with an audible *thump*

"Okay continue. Oh, here is gift." He said as he tossed out a sandvich with the other gifts.


"I don't think he objected," Ka'ir guessed, who is wearing a less tattered black robe that has some semblance of formality, her wand at her side, "I think he just asked us to stop so he could sit."
Cherissime amis! Behold, Shwe Tu Colony/World Machine/WoMac, the paracosm of a spoiled brat, taking everything, sparing nothing, mingling the childhood incroyable with the angst of a young man.
Current status: university rules are just a suggestion
"The summer grass is getting in the way"
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Northern Ateria
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Founded: May 29, 2016
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Postby Northern Ateria » Tue May 02, 2017 7:19 pm

President Zach Ze Chef sits down beside Vladmir.

"Nice sandwich." President Zach Ze Chef compliments and turns his attention to the wedding.
  • Oh honey, I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • No grandma, you gave me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich ten minutes ago and it’s really good.
  • Honey, I just made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • Grandma I know, I know just stop making them okay? ...it’s not funny anymore...
  • Honey, I just made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • Grandma...

General is this huge, uneducated, primitive shithole where everybody’s an expert, and everybody has to share an opinion; and it’s usually the result of people eating rotten alphabet soup, because people are just shitting out words that don’t make sense. And don’t get me started on Fo-

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The Auquos Union
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Postby The Auquos Union » Tue May 02, 2017 7:21 pm

"... Okay... Anybody else want to barge in? No? Good." The friar said as he continued the ceremony

"Will you, Sameki Thrash Ladon, take Prince Sidon as your lawfully wedded husband?"

"Yes!" Thrash said as a massive smile appeared on his face.

"...And do you, Prince Sidon, vow the same?"

"Now, and forever." He said softly.

"You may now kiss husband." The friar closed as the two engaged in a lengthy, loving kiss.
Auqui Communications Network: [] Thrash scraps Ion Colliding weapon. Turns towards the skies for suitable super-weapons. [] Prince Sidon takes day trip to small outpost. Half of the outpost faints.

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Shwe Tu Colony
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Postby Shwe Tu Colony » Tue May 02, 2017 7:27 pm

The Auquos Union wrote:"... Okay... Anybody else want to barge in? No? Good." The friar said as he continued the ceremony

"Will you, Sameki Thrash Ladon, take Prince Sidon as your lawfully wedded husband?"

"Yes!" Thrash said as a massive smile appeared on his face.

"...And do you, Prince Sidon, vow the same?"

"Now, and forever." He said softly.

"You may now kiss husband." The friar closed as the two engaged in a lengthy, loving kiss.


Almi & her entourage clap, Almi & Bo'kan still wearing their normal attire of a dress and robe respectively, although Ir'a & Ka'ir changed clothing for the occasion as their daily outfits would not be suitable for a wedding.

OOC: I put the factbook on the group that Bo'kan, Ir'a, & Ka'ir are in in my signature. They have pictures inside & the factbook is not done.
Cherissime amis! Behold, Shwe Tu Colony/World Machine/WoMac, the paracosm of a spoiled brat, taking everything, sparing nothing, mingling the childhood incroyable with the angst of a young man.
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"The summer grass is getting in the way"
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Northern Ateria
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Postby Northern Ateria » Tue May 02, 2017 7:28 pm

President Zach Ze Chef and his companions begin applauding to Prince Sidon and Thrash Ladon.
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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  • Oh honey, I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • No grandma, you gave me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich ten minutes ago and it’s really good.
  • Honey, I just made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • Grandma I know, I know just stop making them okay? ...it’s not funny anymore...
  • Honey, I just made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • Grandma...

General is this huge, uneducated, primitive shithole where everybody’s an expert, and everybody has to share an opinion; and it’s usually the result of people eating rotten alphabet soup, because people are just shitting out words that don’t make sense. And don’t get me started on Fo-

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Graag Brom
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Postby Graag Brom » Tue May 02, 2017 7:36 pm

The Auquos Union wrote:"... Okay... Anybody else want to barge in? No? Good." The friar said as he continued the ceremony

"Will you, Sameki Thrash Ladon, take Prince Sidon as your lawfully wedded husband?"

"Yes!" Thrash said as a massive smile appeared on his face.

"...And do you, Prince Sidon, vow the same?"

"Now, and forever." He said softly.

"You may now kiss husband." The friar closed as the two engaged in a lengthy, loving kiss.

Dinorous starts clapping for them as the group of Maormer also give an applause on their way out.
If you want to know more of the Elder scrolls lore behind this nation. click here
♦Hail the Empire!♦
Apologies for the state of factbooks.

Summerset fails to elect King for second year in row with the Adonaisel split 35-35|Skyrim Hold formerly known as "The Reach" renames itself to Rechia as support for provincehood grows|"Root beer" imported for commercial purposes now requires a disclaimer of being non-alcoholic, if not relabel itself as root cola, following false advertising case in Rumare| Kāz please add details. Year of Akatosh, 5E 78.

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Venomizia
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Postby Venomizia » Tue May 02, 2017 7:37 pm

Vaegus and Adolph applaud as well, while potato GLaDOS also makes a clapping sound.

"Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing. The regular clap processor didn't, but it'll do."
Last edited by Venomizia on Tue May 02, 2017 7:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Venomizian State News: || Zeonix Inc. acquires VenoSilicone Co. for 95 million scales. || Venomizian Ministry of Science taking flak from International community as allegations of cruel and horrific experiments arise. || [Allan please add details] ||

This news broadcast has been sponsored by Valve Corp. ALL PRAISE GABEN AND THE STEAM SALE! PREPARE THY WALLETS!

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The Auquos Union
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Postby The Auquos Union » Tue May 02, 2017 7:44 pm

The two finish their embrace as the pedestal lowered and they walked off.

"Now! Let us eat!" Thrash yelled as he went into an oddly familiar banquet hall. Tables ready with menus on them and servants waiting.
Auqui Communications Network: [] Thrash scraps Ion Colliding weapon. Turns towards the skies for suitable super-weapons. [] Prince Sidon takes day trip to small outpost. Half of the outpost faints.

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Stratarin
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Postby Stratarin » Tue May 02, 2017 9:14 pm

Anatoly walked over to Thrash and presented him with a high-quality bottle of Strataric Vodka. "Congratulations," he offered.
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Higher Japan
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Postby Higher Japan » Tue May 02, 2017 9:26 pm

"Now, i have something important to say." She said as she stood up, before turning off the lights to lay down a small button. When opened, it revealed scarif's citadel. "As you all may know, clones have been attacking you lot a lot. Ad that is why after this, i have a small request. I'd like all of you to come to scarif to help me kill any rouge clones while we continue the investigation. I believe Caleb and Dino know what i mean. You'll also be there as if you're on vacation."
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Shwe Tu Colony
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Postby Shwe Tu Colony » Tue May 02, 2017 9:39 pm

Higher Japan wrote:"Now, i have something important to say." She said as she stood up, before turning off the lights to lay down a small button. When opened, it revealed scarif's citadel. "As you all may know, clones have been attacking you lot a lot. Ad that is why after this, i have a small request. I'd like all of you to come to scarif to help me kill any rouge clones while we continue the investigation. I believe Caleb and Dino know what i mean. You'll also be there as if you're on vacation."


"I'm fine with that," Ir'a said, at some point having put on sun glasses & was lying on a chair like a slob, "I'll join in... & probably the other two." Bo'kan & Ka'ir nodded in agreement.
"I can not really fight," Almi explained.
Cherissime amis! Behold, Shwe Tu Colony/World Machine/WoMac, the paracosm of a spoiled brat, taking everything, sparing nothing, mingling the childhood incroyable with the angst of a young man.
Current status: university rules are just a suggestion
"The summer grass is getting in the way"
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Northern Ateria
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Postby Northern Ateria » Tue May 02, 2017 9:45 pm

"Uh...quick question?" asks Acting President Breezy to both Sidon and Thrash.
"Who is bottom and who is top, if you know what I mean?"
  • Oh honey, I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • No grandma, you gave me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich ten minutes ago and it’s really good.
  • Honey, I just made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • Grandma I know, I know just stop making them okay? ...it’s not funny anymore...
  • Honey, I just made you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
  • Grandma...

General is this huge, uneducated, primitive shithole where everybody’s an expert, and everybody has to share an opinion; and it’s usually the result of people eating rotten alphabet soup, because people are just shitting out words that don’t make sense. And don’t get me started on Fo-

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Higher Japan
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Postby Higher Japan » Tue May 02, 2017 10:00 pm

"Well, you can only enter the planet through the gates above it. It is a large ring. Entering directly will result in the human troops attacking you, so we will be sending imperial shuttles to pick you up."
We don't use NS stats
A -0 civilization, according to this index.
Mod warning counter:
Unofficial: 1
NOTICE: As of 14/10, the empress has officially been granted greater control of the government, including military and financial sectors. That is all, have a good day.

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Higher Japan
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Postby Higher Japan » Tue May 02, 2017 11:24 pm

OOC: I got the new one up, but it's closed so tell me when it's time to open it.
We don't use NS stats
A -0 civilization, according to this index.
Mod warning counter:
Unofficial: 1
NOTICE: As of 14/10, the empress has officially been granted greater control of the government, including military and financial sectors. That is all, have a good day.

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