Shark Week in the Auquos Union (Now with gay shark marriage)

[Venomizia]

"Look, if I was still in my original body, this room would be full of deadly neurotoxin at this point. Don't push it, or you might just find me back at Aperture Science eternally stuck with me... Scratch that, you being with me forever would be hell for me. Maybe I'll be nice and drop you into a room full of turrets."

[Sleet Clans]

''Do you WANT me to get an AI to implant a virus into you? Because there is one in the jet I flew in on, and I CAN call him in!''

[Venomizia]

"Go ahead, the worst you can do to me is kill me, and that's already happened once before by some mute maniac. I'm used to this."

[The Auquos Union]

"Whoa whoa whoa!" Sidon said rushing in between the two.

"Why must we be so hostile when we're about to indulge in merry activities?" Sidon asked as Thrash stepped in.

"I'm ready my prince. Come on guys, wanna join us in the bachelor party? I'll just have the servants roll in some beer if you don't wanna join." Thrash asked everybody.

[The Palmetto]

"The coordinates for the island are here, take this portal gun and take my army with me," Jack ssid to Volkie, kissing her on the cheek and placing the portal gun in her cleavage.
"Beer? Sounds fun."

[Venomizia]

"Portal gun? did somebody say portal gun?" Asked potato GLaDOS.

"I might need that, so if you can, come back here and just give me... Actually, I can't operate that thing... Fish man come here! I need to ask of you a favor..."

[The Auquos Union]

"Yes sir." Volkova said compliantly as she portaled herself and the other shark woman to the island.

"A favour? I'm terribly sorry miss, but I cannot do much of anything until after the wedding." Sidon said as he turned around to Jack.

"Oh, I guess that means you're not attending the bachelor party. Too bad... It was gonna be fun. Oh well, there's still that wedding afterwards!"

[Cold Time]

"Yes sir." Volkova said compliantly as she portaled herself and the other shark woman to the island.

"A favour? I'm terribly sorry miss, but I cannot do much of anything until after the wedding." Sidon said as he turned around to Jack.

"Oh, I guess that means you're not attending the bachelor party. Too bad... It was gonna be fun. Oh well, there's still that wedding afterwards!"

"A bachelor party requires that only male come, it would be fine for me and a lot of others, but what about the Empress and Harriet for example, or are you just saying it doesn't matter also who's bachelor party, yours or Thrash's" Caleb asked with a confused look on his face "my apologies, I do overexamine about things too much"

[Venomizia]

"Actually..." Adolph interrupted.

"Considering it's a homosexual bachelor party, I doubt anybody vould be excluded no matter ze gender."

[The Auquos Union]

"Well... Actually, that's right." Thrash said.

"Anyways, we will be gone having fun at the party, you guys either stay here and have fun with the beer or come join us, your choice." Thrash said as he walked off hand in hand with his lover.

[Shwe Tu Colony]

"Well... Actually, that's right." Thrash said.

"Anyways, we will be gone having fun at the party, you guys either stay here and have fun with the beer or come join us, your choice." Thrash said as he walked off hand in hand with his lover.

Almi joins the two, pushing a cart of various foods.

[The Auquos Union]

"Excellent! I'm sure you will have fun. The rest of you can just drink the barrels of good stuff I left you!" Sidon said as he exited with Thrash and Almi.

[East Fredonia]

"Excellent! I'm sure you will have fun. The rest of you can just drink the barrels of good stuff I left you!" Sidon said as he exited with Thrash and Almi.

"Wait for me, please. Somebody has to be semi-responsible here." Harriet catches up to the group, riding a Segway.

[Graag Brom]

"Excellent! I'm sure you will have fun. The rest of you can just drink the barrels of good stuff I left you!" Sidon said as he exited with Thrash and Almi.

"Well it's either party or just get drunk, I prefer the former option." Dinorous says running up to join them.

[Venomizia]

"Meh, why not? Might as well do something other than drink for once." Vaegus said as he went up to join.

[East Fredonia]

Harriet drives her Segway with one hand while scrolling Spotify. "What kind of music do people listen to at bachelor parties? For obvious reasons, I've never been to one."
She continues to scroll. "Maybe something like this? Rock songs about love and stuff?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4CyLMSZoRo

[The Auquos Union]

"Excellent! So many friends to be with!" Sidon cheerfully said as they walked into the pre-marriage party. Several sharks were having a good time dancing to this glorious work. Meanwhile, the soldier who couldn't give a bigger damn and recorded the coup with a phone (in portrait mode mind you) who was sitting down in the corner listening to a radio.

"Thrash..." Sidon said with a hint of concern.

"What did I tell you about choosing weird songs on the Internet? Oh well, it's a catchy tune and it's no time to be judgmental with you about to be my lifelong partner."

[Graag Brom]

"Excellent! So many friends to be with!" Sidon cheerfully said as they walked into the pre-marriage party. Several sharks were having a good time dancing to this glorious work. Meanwhile, the soldier who couldn't give a bigger damn and recorded the coup with a phone (in portrait mode mind you) who was sitting down in the corner listen to a radio.

"Thrash..." Sidon said with a hint of concern.

"What did I tell you about choosing weird songs on the Internet? Oh well, it's a catchy tune and it's no time to be judgmental with you about to be my lifelong partner."

A few Legion soldiers happen to be there for some reason and Dino. approaches them.
"OK men, play camp tune 01 bout time some foreigners get to hear it!"
The legionaries get some instruments out of their travel bags and start playing.

OOC:To hear what they are playing, set the video to 1.25

[The Auquos Union]

In the middle of the room, there's a [ERROR: CANNOT DISPLAY WHAT IS HAPPENING OR ELSE BANHAMMER] much to the delight of some other sharks tossing Auqui credits at the dude.

"What beautiful music these soldiers are playing, shall we dance Thrash?" Sidon offered reaching out his hand.

"Of course my lovely mate." Thrash accepted as they got together and preformed a uniquely Auqui dance, using their sleek hydrodynamic bodies to preform a lovely choreography. Lovingly caressing each other.

[Stratarin]

Sign ups? No such thing. The only application you need is your ability to keep up with the maddness.

OOC: Welcome to the insanity!

(OOC: Thanks! Keeping up might be an issue during the day in the EST timezone, but I should be able to at the wee hours)

After studying the impressive structure more, Anatoly glanced around the helipad area. I was told that there would be an associate to greet me, he thought, then sighed. Well, I should look around. Aloud, he called, "Hello?" and began to slowly walk around the vicinity.

[Shwe Tu Colony]

Sign ups? No such thing. The only application you need is your ability to keep up with the maddness.

OOC: Welcome to the insanity!

(OOC: Thanks! Keeping up might be an issue during the day in the EST timezone, but I should be able to at the wee hours)

After studying the impressive structure more, Anatoly glanced around the helipad area. I was told that there would be an associate to greet me, he thought, then sighed. Well, I should look around. Aloud, he called, "Hello?" and began to slowly walk around the vicinity.

The Omegalodon
Almi suddenly appears around the corner. "Hello, I'm Almi Sucre of Shwe Tu Colony, I really don't know where the other leaders are, but they're probably over in the capital," she greets, "anyways, here's that breathing apparatus you may need to go underwater." She then throws said device at his hand.

[The Palmetto]

Sign ups? No such thing. The only application you need is your ability to keep up with the maddness.

OOC: Welcome to the insanity!

(OOC: Thanks! Keeping up might be an issue during the day in the EST timezone, but I should be able to at the wee hours)

After studying the impressive structure more, Anatoly glanced around the helipad area. I was told that there would be an associate to greet me, he thought, then sighed. Well, I should look around. Aloud, he called, "Hello?" and began to slowly walk around the vicinity.

Jack looked messy, and walked over to him with a bottle of alcohol. What kind of alcohol? The answer to that is yes!
"Hey! *urp* you!" Jack said, approaching him drunkedly before looking him in the eye.
"Be thankful you aren't an adult woman *urp*." He said drowsily as he drank more.

[Shwe Tu Colony]

(OOC: Thanks! Keeping up might be an issue during the day in the EST timezone, but I should be able to at the wee hours)

After studying the impressive structure more, Anatoly glanced around the helipad area. I was told that there would be an associate to greet me, he thought, then sighed. Well, I should look around. Aloud, he called, "Hello?" and began to slowly walk around the vicinity.

Jack looked messy, and walked over to him with a bottle of alcohol. What kind of alcohol? The answer to that is yes!
"Hey! *urp* you!" Jack said, approaching him drunkedly before looking him in the eye.
"Be thankful you aren't an adult woman *urp*." He said drowsily as he drank more.

"He's not wrong, by the way," Almi says, adding on to what Jack is saying, "he has magic that lets him increase the size of female breasts & he is also naturally flirtatious, I suppose."

[Stratarin]

(OOC: Thanks! Keeping up might be an issue during the day in the EST timezone, but I should be able to at the wee hours)

After studying the impressive structure more, Anatoly glanced around the helipad area. I was told that there would be an associate to greet me, he thought, then sighed. Well, I should look around. Aloud, he called, "Hello?" and began to slowly walk around the vicinity.

The Omegalodon
Almi suddenly appears around the corner. "Hello, I'm Almi Sucre of Shwe Tu Colony, I really don't know where the other leaders are, but they're probably over in the capital," she greets, "anyways, here's that breathing apparatus you may need to go underwater." She then throws said device at his hand.

Anatoly deftly caught it. "Thank you," he nodded his appreciation, then glanced around for a diving spot.

Why, oh why didn't I bring swimwear? He looked down at his uniform. It'll have to do.

Jack looked messy, and walked over to him with a bottle of alcohol. What kind of alcohol? The answer to that is yes!
"Hey! *urp* you!" Jack said, approaching him drunkedly before looking him in the eye.
"Be thankful you aren't an adult woman *urp*." He said drowsily as he drank more.

He raised an eyebrow, a look of slight disdain flicking across his eyes. "I... I suppose I am?"

"He's not wrong, by the way," Almi says, adding on to what Jack is saying, "he has magic that lets him increase the size of female breasts & he is also naturally flirtatious, I suppose."

"I'll keep it in mind." Anatoly said as he donned the apparatus. "Is there any particular diving spot, or will anyplace," he gestured towards the expanse of water, "be acceptable?"

[Shwe Tu Colony]

The Omegalodon
Almi suddenly appears around the corner. "Hello, I'm Almi Sucre of Shwe Tu Colony, I really don't know where the other leaders are, but they're probably over in the capital," she greets, "anyways, here's that breathing apparatus you may need to go underwater." She then throws said device at his hand.

Anatoly deftly caught it. "Thank you," he nodded his appreciation, then glanced around for a diving spot.

Why, oh why didn't I bring swimwear? He looked down at his uniform. It'll have to do.

Jack looked messy, and walked over to him with a bottle of alcohol. What kind of alcohol? The answer to that is yes!
"Hey! *urp* you!" Jack said, approaching him drunkedly before looking him in the eye.
"Be thankful you aren't an adult woman *urp*." He said drowsily as he drank more.

He raised an eyebrow, a look of slight disdain flicking across his eyes. "I... I suppose I am?"

"He's not wrong, by the way," Almi says, adding on to what Jack is saying, "he has magic that lets him increase the size of female breasts & he is also naturally flirtatious, I suppose."

"I'll keep it in mind." Anatoly said as he donned the apparatus. "Is there any particular diving spot, or will anyplace," he gestured towards the expanse of water, "be acceptable?"

"I suppose anywhere will do," Almi replies.