Shark Week in the Auquos Union (Now with gay shark marriage)

[The Palmetto]

Jack wasn't there but was magically sucked back.
"Anyways, I'm gonna go pick up some chicks around here. Anyone else interested?" He said in the dry dining hall.

[Higher Japan]

"Alright, now that everything's back in order and the troops can now shoot people, i'm eating." She said before starting to once again start shoving food into her mouth.

[East Fredonia]

"Alright, fun''s over. You've destroyed this place enough, so go away." She said as she opened another portal back to the dining hall, soon every leader was sucked into it before it closed, leaving those left behind at the mercy of the weather and troops.
OOC: And i just prepared in advance, I'll wait until it's time.

"Teleportation again? Jesus."

[Graag Brom]

"Good grief, *sigh* please let this be the last time i get thrown through a portal."

"Agreed, but were is the device that caused all of this, we should probably destroy it before 40 Sherberts pop out of nowhere"

OOC: Your comment just made me think of The Magic School Bus

"Chances are the Sharks ate it or broke it or broke it and ate it." Dinorous then starts drinking some Sujamma.

[The Palmetto]

Jack messily ate some wings and drank a soda beverage that may or may not have been Pepsi. It was born in the Carolinas, you know.
"That's not the only thing sharks from around here have eaten," he said with a wink.

[Higher Japan]

"Jack, i have one more thing to tell you if we all come to mine. There will be no women for you to seduce."
OOC: Please refer to the list of messages to the leaders in the first post after this ends.

[Cold Time]

"Jack, i have one more thing to tell you if we all come to mine. There will be no women for you to seduce."
OOC: Please refer to the list of messages to the leaders in the first post after this ends.

"The only thing that could make this worse for him, is that if all of his already conquered females don't appear… and it would be hilarious"

[Higher Japan]

"That's it. I'll also add that only female leaders may be allowed to enter, the rest will not be accepted. Save for Aurora since she is my escort."

[The Auquos Union]

"That's it. I'll also add that only female leaders may be allowed to enter, the rest will not be accepted. Save for Aurora since she is my escort."

"Aww... Looks like Akula is gonna have to stay back at your place." Thrash said to Jack mockingly.

[Cold Time]

"That's it. I'll also add that only female leaders may be allowed to enter, the rest will not be accepted. Save for Aurora since she is my escort."

OOC: Does that mean that only female leaders are allowed to go, or male leaders are only allowed to go?

[The Palmetto]

"That's it. I'll also add that only female leaders may be allowed to enter, the rest will not be accepted. Save for Aurora since she is my escort."

"Aww... Looks like Akula is gonna have to stay back at your place." Thrash said to Jack mockingly.

Jack sighed a bit.
"Damn. Oh well, I'll fuck her twice as hard when I get back, then."

[United Sandvich Federation]

"Aww... Looks like Akula is gonna have to stay back at your place." Thrash said to Jack mockingly.

Jack sighed a bit.
"Damn. Oh well, I'll fuck her twice as hard when I get back, then."

"Oh we'll see about that..." Pootis said thought to himself as he plotted something. Something involving exotic meat sandviches.

[Venomizia]

"Good grief, *sigh* please let this be the last time i get thrown through a portal."

"Agreed, but were is the device that caused all of this, we should probably destroy it before 40 Sherberts pop out of nowhere"

OOC: Your comment just made me think of The Magic School Bus

"Ya... About ze device..." Adolph tried to explain nervously as another portal opened behind hil and the warrior and orange-bat-thing were thrown out of it.

"It... Broke over at ze ice planet... Now the fabric of ze universes is being torn and portals from one universe to another may or may not be opening up..."

[Cold Time]

"Agreed, but were is the device that caused all of this, we should probably destroy it before 40 Sherberts pop out of nowhere"

OOC: Your comment just made me think of The Magic School Bus

"Ya... About ze device..." Adolph tried to explain nervously as another portal opened behind hil and the warrior and orange-bat-thing were thrown out of it.

"It... Broke over at ze ice planet... Now the fabric of ze universes is being torn and portals from one universe to another may or may not be opening up..."

"Oh……… well at least assure me that there is little to no chance of multiple Sherberts"

[United Sandvich Federation]

"Ya... About ze device..." Adolph tried to explain nervously as another portal opened behind hil and the warrior and orange-bat-thing were thrown out of it.

"It... Broke over at ze ice planet... Now the fabric of ze universes is being torn and portals from one universe to another may or may not be opening up..."

"Oh……… well at least assure me that there is little to no chance of multiple Sherberts"

"Sherbet? Who ever that is, that is not problem right now. Look!" Vladimir said pointing at a portal which dropped off several alien-looking things.

"Bonk bonk bonk." One of them said.

"Shh... No sudden movement. Is Xenoscout. If they sense you are danger, they will bludgeon you with baseball bat.

[Graag Brom]

"Oh……… well at least assure me that there is little to no chance of multiple Sherberts"

"Sherbet? Who ever that is, that is not problem right now. Look!" Vladimir said pointing at a portal which dropped off several alien-looking things.

"Bonk bonk bonk." One of them said.

"Shh... No sudden movement. Is Xenoscout. If they sense you are danger, they will bludgeon you with baseball bat.

"Well i hope... oh crap."
Three demonic looking humanoids wearing horridly shaped,glowing ebony armor and wielding sharp and spiky weapons come out of another portal.
Dino. whispers.
"We got Dremora to deal with now so be ready for them to turn violent at any second and from the looks of it there is one Valkynaz and two Markynaz."

"I smell weakness... and Sanguine." The Dremora Valkynaz say's the latter half of that statement looking at Jack.

[Venomizia]

"Bloody hell... I ain't got time for these shonky wankers." Vaegus said as he loaded up a shotgun and first fired a blast at one of the Xenoscouts then at the Dremora.

[Kanadorika]

"Aww... Looks like Akula is gonna have to stay back at your place." Thrash said to Jack mockingly.

Jack sighed a bit.
"Damn. Oh well, I'll fuck her twice as hard when I get back, then."

"Well that's not quite true, as I will be there."

[The Palmetto]

"Sherbet? Who ever that is, that is not problem right now. Look!" Vladimir said pointing at a portal which dropped off several alien-looking things.

"Bonk bonk bonk." One of them said.

"Shh... No sudden movement. Is Xenoscout. If they sense you are danger, they will bludgeon you with baseball bat.

"Well i hope... oh crap."
Three demonic looking humanoids wearing horridly shaped,glowing ebony armor and wielding sharp and spiky weapons come out of another portal.
Dino. whispers.
"We got Dremora to deal with now so be ready for them to turn violent at any second and from the looks of it there is one Valkynaz and two Markynaz."

"I smell weakness... and Sanguine." The Dremora Valkynaz say's the latter half of that statement looking at Jack.

"You betcha, I'm an active man," he said, drinking more Pepsi and eating more wings. He didn't really care about the others around him as they weren't female, except for Herja.
"Oh yeah, right. I'll just fuck you four times as hard, then."

[Shwe Tu Colony]

A hoard of Shwe Tu Salt Marsh Crabs leak out from a portal. They are not as fierce as mud crabs, but they assault anything that comes near with their claws.

[Graag Brom]

"Bloody hell... I ain't got time for these shonky wankers." Vaegus said as he loaded up a shotgun and first fired a blast at one of the Xenoscouts then at the Dremora.

"Well if they weren't hostile before they certainly are now." Dinorous says this as he charges at one of the Dremora Markynaz and then fights them.

"Ha ha! Your petty lead pellets are not enough mortal!" The Valkynaz ,unharmed by the bullets, then begins trying to choke Vaegus with a form of telekinetic magic while he signals for the other Markynaz not fighting Dino. to fight anyone else who attacks.

"Are you a follower of Sanguine, Daedric Prince of sin and debauchery, by any chance or are you just hedonistic?" The Valkynaz asks Jack.

[The Auquos Union]

"Damn it Vaegus, you just made the two things angry." Thrash said before a portal opened above him and another shark who looked exactly like him fell on top of him.

"H-Hey! What the hell is your pro...blem..." He said as he appeared to be looking at a female version of himself.

"Yo..." The two both said at the same time, they then proceeded to exactly copy each other's movements like the good ol' mirror routine.

"Y-You're... Me... But... A girl..." The original Thrash said.

"And Y-You're me... But a guy..." She said.

"So... I'm Thrash... Yours?"

"Mine's Mayhem... Ayy! I see we both chose cringy names that sound cool to us!"

"You got that right!" He said.

[Venomizia]

"Bloody hell... I ain't got time for these shonky wankers." Vaegus said as he loaded up a shotgun and first fired a blast at one of the Xenoscouts then at the Dremora.

"Well if they weren't hostile before they certainly are now." Dinorous says this as he charges at one of the Dremora Markynaz and then fights them.

"Ha ha! Your petty lead pellets are not enough mortal!" The Valkynaz ,unharmed by the bullets, then begins trying to choke Vaegus with a form of telekinetic magic while he signals for the other Markynaz not fighting Dino. to fight anyone else who attacks.

"Are you a follower of Sanguine, Daedric Prince of sin and debauchery, by any chance or are you just hedonistic?" The Valkynaz asks Jack.

"Hng! I immediately... Regret... Everything!" He managed to get out.

The pieces of the Trans-Dimensionalizer© now lie on the floor after Vaegus took out his shotgun.

"I may be able to fix ze universes! All I need is some glue, paperclips and a small nuclear reactor. Do any of you happen to carry any on you?" Adolph asked.

[The Palmetto]

"Bloody hell... I ain't got time for these shonky wankers." Vaegus said as he loaded up a shotgun and first fired a blast at one of the Xenoscouts then at the Dremora.

"Well if they weren't hostile before they certainly are now." Dinorous says this as he charges at one of the Dremora Markynaz and then fights them.

"Ha ha! Your petty lead pellets are not enough mortal!" The Valkynaz ,unharmed by the bullets, then begins trying to choke Vaegus with a form of telekinetic magic while he signals for the other Markynaz not fighting Dino. to fight anyone else who attacks.

"Are you a follower of Sanguine, Daedric Prince of sin and debauchery, by any chance or are you just hedonistic?" The Valkynaz asks Jack.

"Never head of him," Jack said, before noticing Mayhem and staring at her ass.
"Thrash. I'm gonna do it," he shoot several rays of boob magic at her, hoping that at least one might hit.

[Graag Brom]

"Well if they weren't hostile before they certainly are now." Dinorous says this as he charges at one of the Dremora Markynaz and then fights them.

"Ha ha! Your petty lead pellets are not enough mortal!" The Valkynaz ,unharmed by the bullets, then begins trying to choke Vaegus with a form of telekinetic magic while he signals for the other Markynaz not fighting Dino. to fight anyone else who attacks.

"Are you a follower of Sanguine, Daedric Prince of sin and debauchery, by any chance or are you just hedonistic?" The Valkynaz asks Jack.

"Hng! I immediately... Regret... Everything!" He managed to get out.

The pieces of the Trans-Dimensionalizer© now lie on the floor after Vaegus took out his shotgun.

"I may be able to fix ze universes! All I need is some glue, paperclips and a small nuclear reactor. Do any of you happen to carry any on you?" Adolph asked.

The Valkynaz hears Adolph.
"Wait you might be able to get us out of this wretched place? STOP FIGHTING AND HELP FIND THE STUFF THIS MORTAL NEEDS!"
The Dremora stand down and Dino. does as well.

"Let me guess you were not intending to arrive in a mortal realm?" Dinorous asks.

"Yes that is correct. We are servants of Mehrunes Dagon, our lord is having a feud with Boethiah. We were supposed to go to Attribution's Share but somehow we got a detour to this place."

"You are... surprisingly reasonable for a Dremora."

"No kidding, most of the other Valkynaz think I am weak for actually bothering to talk with mortals I encounter."