Fit for a Queen (OOC/closed)

[The Last Stars]

Aw geez. Good luck with that, Dahon !

[Dahon]

And done done DONE. Also, I need a whole lotta love from y'all guys -- that damn thing took hours to string and edit and edit again and erase and string and edit and edit even more, yo --

[Maleficos]

(Dahon here. I'm bringing in this puppet, for who doesn't like a little more?)

Nation: Democratic Republic of Moscareinas
Attendees: TRH Madelynn Tourer OMos FF OMer GCB CH(76), MP, leader, Moscan Conservative Party
Security: "Security? What?"
Purpose for attending: "It has always amused me how people make love in public; with Parliament in recess, I might as well take this time and take after my surname. Also, I'm here to check up on my granddaughter -- reliable sources say she's gonna be chaperoning a certain undersexed bisexual kami."
Gifts (if any): "A friendship pipe given to me by the Five Fires four decades ago. Even if Her Highness doesn't smoke, I'm sure she'll find a use for it."
Allergies (if any): "Old age, perhaps?"
Questions or concerns: "I don't like frilly dresses -- I wear denim. If your guards won't take me for a prankster for not conforming to multiple stereotypes and haul me out the second they see me, that would be nice indeed."

I like that kind of spirit!
Ok

[The Last Stars]

Oh dearie me. Long posts are long.

I wish I had that amount of muse still.

[Trumpisslavia]

(Dahon again. This be the time for le beast --)

Nation: The United States ("Naturally, nothing follows.")
Attendee: His Semi-Excellency the Vice-President of the United States "Stooping" Miller D. Dwarf (38)
Security: 8 Secret Servicemen
Purpose for Attending: Diplomacy, curiosity.
Gifts: In exchange for data on the nation's the region's dragon and other beastly populations and access to scientific research on the same to be conducted by US scientists, Maleficos will receive privileged trade deals; furthermore, its Queen will receive the hand of any of His Excellency the President of the United States Donald D. Dwarf's sons, including that of his son His Semi-Excellency the President of the United States Miller D. Dwarf, should she wish for such an arrangement.
Allergies: His Semi-Excellency the Vice President of the United States Miller D. Dwarf is allergic to peanuts and byproducts thereof.
Questions/Concerns: His Excellency the Vice President of the United States Miller D. Dwarf stands at 7 feet 7 inches, the tallest man ever to live, believe us. Please treat accordingly.

[Theodosiya]

Hmm, hopping in...

Nation: Federal Republic of Theodosiya
Attendees: President Vladimir Vassilevich Reznov (56), and his nephew, Marine Cpt Alexey Reznov (24)
Security: 6 Republican guardsmen, 4 presidential guard and 2 FSB operative/Agent. And, if something bad happens, there's a company of Republican Guards standing by the Presidential Aircraft.
Purpose for attending (optional): "To congratulate the queen and
Gifts (if any): Finest Vodka and Caviar, paintings of Sevastopol, VIP tickets and sculpture made from melted sIG 33 which was used to fire at Sevastopol during WWII
Allergies (if any): No.
Questions or concerns : Well, none, except if anyone have aversion to group of Ukrainian, Russian and Crimean Tatar.

[Maleficos]

Both approved.
Although...

(Dahon again. This be the time for le beast --)

Gifts: In exchange for data on the nation's the region's dragon and other beastly populations and access to scientific research on the same to be conducted by US scientists, Maleficos will receive privileged trade deals; furthermore, its Queen will receive the hand of any of His Excellency the President of the United States Donald D. Dwarf's sons, including that of his son His Semi-Excellency the President of the United States Miller D. Dwarf, should she wish for such an arrangement.

First of all, that is a trade, not a gift.
Second, your people have to work for her hand, just like everyone else. She still might say no.
Third, I have no interest in sharing secrets for trade. She can talk about it but not into detail.
Fourth, if you want to learn about dragons, you might be better off asking, oh, I don't know, the dragon in the room, perhaps?
Fifth, YOU WILL NOT BE EXPERIMENTING ON MY CITIZENS, UNDERSTOOD??? Dragons happen to be an endangered species.

[Grand Viscovian Kingdom]

Sorry I've been quiet. Been busy with other RPs and I can't think of how to get back in the rp, but I plan on still participating

[The Last Magic]

Sorry I've been quiet. Been busy with other RPs and I can't think of how to get back in the rp, but I plan on still participating

Yeah, didn't Charles get married or something?

[Grand Viscovian Kingdom]

Sorry I've been quiet. Been busy with other RPs and I can't think of how to get back in the rp, but I plan on still participating

Yeah, didn't Charles get married or something?

No, he's just dating someone atm

[Dahon]

Aaaaaaaah replies. Wonderful.

Both approved.

I appreciate the fact that you didn't turn away a semi-serious Trump parody account such as this.

First of all, that is a trade

Say it with me -- "deal". "Deaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal."

"DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL --"

not a gift

That's the joke.

Second, your people have to work for her hand, just like everyone else. She still might say no.

Our Dear Leader's son* just playing nice. You'll see -- you'll all see!

(Of course I'll play by your rules here -- but IC le Dwarfs are foutre arrogant, and I hafta show off somehow, yes?)

Actually adopted by the most generous stupendous magnanimous man this planet has ever known, but I don't plan on raising that yet.

Third, I have no interest in sharing secrets for trade. She can talk about it but not into detail.

Like I said -- arrogant.

Fourth, if you want to learn about dragons, you might be better off asking, oh, I don't know, the dragon in the room, perhaps?

Miller hasn't even entered yet, so how would he know? (Of course, once he enters the room and puts the fear of gods in well-near everyone... Last Magic?)

Fifth, YOU WILL NOT BE EXPERIMENTING ON MY CITIZENS, UNDERSTOOD??? Dragons happen to be an endangered species.

DRAGONS ARE PEOPLE TOO?! WHAT IS THIS HERESY, FELLOW MAYBE CHRISTIAN!? TO THE STAKE WITH YOU!!!

But seriously, I can probably make up an ad -- OK, a script -- capitalizing on that fabulous flying figure of US myth and legend, the bald eagle. Anyone wanna see it?

[Dahon]

Oh, and before I forget:

-get upstaged m8-

nuh uh bruh

[The Last Stars]

Oh, and before I forget:

-get upstaged m8-

nuh uh bruh

//laughing

[Danceria]

Oh, and before I forget:



nuh uh bruh

//laughing

He's not old he's about 25 and handsome damn your hides!
No amount of animal droppings on the floor, psychic bitchy-ness, or shut in hostesses will stop me from making a potential relationship!

[The Last Stars]

//laughing

He's not old he's about 25 and handsome damn your hides!
No amount of animal droppings on the floor, psychic bitchy-ness, or shut in hostesses will stop me from making a potential relationship!

//d ying

this is hilarious I swear

[Danceria]

He's not old he's about 25 and handsome damn your hides!
No amount of animal droppings on the floor, psychic bitchy-ness, or shut in hostesses will stop me from making a potential relationship!

//d ying

this is hilarious I swear

Came to date a queen, ended up making an animal-loving empress smile.

All in all, a breddy gud deal, imho

[Dahon]

He's not old he's about 25 and handsome damn your hides!

Dammit I got taken by your word, yo -- "old age". Getting senile in mine old age and not asking and stuff, I tell you!

Will modify to reflect new info, as I'm a respectable national embodiment and WITH FACT SHALL SURELY COME JUSTICE --

No amount of animal droppings on the floor, psychic bitchy-ness, or shut in hostesses will stop me from making a potential relationship!

Sumire (if only she studied, poo-poo thing she'd totally understand the stakes): "It's on, doronin! SHE'S MINE AKIRA'S MINE MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -- come at me!"

(And yes -- I said "doronin" [dirty old man in Nihongo], fully knowing Sumire's older by almost a decade.)

Yes, keep on upstaging Dawnbringer! I'm sure she'll like it -- right, Maleficos?

[Danceria]

He's not old he's about 25 and handsome damn your hides!

Dammit I got taken by your word, yo -- "old age". Getting senile in mine old age and not asking and stuff, I tell you!

Will modify to reflect new info, as I'm a respectable national embodiment and WITH FACT SHALL SURELY COME JUSTICE --

No amount of animal droppings on the floor, psychic bitchy-ness, or shut in hostesses will stop me from making a potential relationship!

Sumire (if only she studied, poo-poo thing she'd totally understand the stakes): "It's on, doronin! Come at me!"

(And yes -- I said "doronin" [dirty old man in Nihongo], fully knowing Sumire's older by almost a decade.)

Yes, keep on upstaging Dawnbringer! I'm sure she'll like it -- right, Maleficos?

I don't intend to upstage her, I intend to court her fair and square. Get to know her, her hobbies, her favorite foods, the basics.

As for you, you want to fight? Dancerians do not fight women, but there's a difference between a woman and a female dog

[Dahon]

I don't intend to upstage her, I intend to court her fair and square. Get to know her, her hobbies, her favorite foods, the basics.

As for you, you want to fight? Dancerians do not fight women, but there's a difference between a woman and a female dog

Well, for one thing Maleficos won't allow a Dog Drug Reinforcement (animu refurrence yassss) right here on those damn floors -- secondly I don't do fight scenes as I'm bad at them, and will steer away from that if I can see it coming -- and thirdly SUMIRE GOT EYES ON AKELA BRUH WHY DONTCHA STEP ASIDE AND LET A KAMI LIKE FLIRT AND YO DIGGITY*

*with special assistance from a surely unwilling Creamchild and her incoming maternal grandma

[Danceria]

I don't intend to upstage her, I intend to court her fair and square. Get to know her, her hobbies, her favorite foods, the basics.

As for you, you want to fight? Dancerians do not fight women, but there's a difference between a woman and a female dog

Well, for one thing Maleficos won't allow a Dog Drug Reinforcement (animu refurrence yassss) right here on those damn floors -- secondly I don't do fight scenes as I'm bad at them, and will steer away from that if I can see it coming -- and thirdly SUMIRE GOT EYES ON AKELA BRUH WHY DONTCHA STEP ASIDE AND LET A KAMI LIKE FLIRT AND YO DIGGITY

You seem to think that we cannot have a threeway.

You did say that your Kami was bi, and Ed's not picky.

[The Last Stars]

You two are beautiful.

Congrats, Danceria and Dahon are my new favorite people/Nationstates/whatever lmao

[Danceria]

You two are beautiful.

Congrats, Danceria and Dahon are my new favorite people/Nationstates/whatever lmao

So...threesome confirmed?

I am so sorry, but seriously, thank you

[The Last Stars]

You two are beautiful.

Congrats, Danceria and Dahon are my new favorite people/Nationstates/whatever lmao

So...threesome confirmed?

I am so sorry, but seriously, thank you

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know it bby

shhh don't be sorry
I'm literally glad I bumped into you lot like seriously.

[Danceria]

So...threesome confirmed?

I am so sorry, but seriously, thank you

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know it bby

shhh don't be sorry
I'm literally glad I bumped into you lot like seriously.

Of course, pleasure before business. A PMT nation meets kami and animal lovers. Sounds fun!

Mods have mercy on my lewdness

[Industrial Virginia]

I have no idea what to do in the rp anymore