Springtime in East Fredonia (ENDING SATURDAY)

by **Shwe Tu Colony** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:06 pm

Sleet Clans wrote:
Venomizia wrote:OOC: I love Freeman's Mind and can more references, for example.

Kyristana threw a makeshift incendiary bomb at Sherbert, the fat burning away like a forest fire. "YOU'RE THE REASON WE HAVE NAPALM!"

Resne breathed in the smell of the glorious weapon.

R: ''Ahh...I love the smell of napalm in the morning!''

A barrage of oil grenades fly at Sherbert, coating her in a thick layer of oil that amplifies the fire's spread.

by **UKCS** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:08 pm

Venomizia wrote:OOC: I love Freeman's Mind and can more references, for example.

Kyristana threw a makeshift incendiary bomb at Sherbert, the fat burning away like a forest fire. "YOU'RE THE REASON WE HAVE NAPALM!"

OOC: I had a bit of a joyous breakdown when Ross uploaded part one of the new series.

by **UKCS** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:10 pm

Something blue and black flips out of the pit, and Hannah lands on her feet, hands touching the ground. Igniting her sabre, she runs over to the others.
"I have seen things, things noone should ever have to see.".

by **Valgora** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:11 pm

UKCS wrote:Something blue and black flips out of the pit, and Hannah lands on her feet, hands touching the ground. Igniting her sabre, she runs over to the others.
"I have seen things, things noone should ever have to see.".

"I bet it wasn't that bad."

by **The Palmetto** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:12 pm

"Should I try to use my magic on Sherbert?" Jack asked the group.

by **UKCS** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:12 pm

Valgora wrote:
UKCS wrote:Something blue and black flips out of the pit, and Hannah lands on her feet, hands touching the ground. Igniting her sabre, she runs over to the others.
"I have seen things, things noone should ever have to see.".

"I bet it wasn't that bad."

Hannah glares at him, and says "why don't you look for yourself? It's not like a saarlac pit at all down there.".

by **Sleet Clans** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:13 pm

The Palmetto wrote:"Should I try to use my magic on Sherbert?" Jack asked the group.

P: ''Sweet mother of Chankee, no! I honestly do not want to see the results!''

by **Valgora** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:13 pm

UKCS wrote:
Valgora wrote:
"I bet it wasn't that bad."

Hannah glares at him, and says "why don't you look for yourself? It's not like a saarlac pit at all down there.".

Timotei looks down in the hole.
"No. It's not that bad. For you maybe."

by **The Auquos Union** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:14 pm

The Palmetto wrote:"Should I try to use my magic on Sherbert?" Jack asked the group.

"Dude! I mean I'm curious, but... Deaugh..."

by **Sleet Clans** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:15 pm

UKCS wrote:
Valgora wrote:
"I bet it wasn't that bad."

Hannah glares at him, and says "why don't you look for yourself? It's not like a saarlac pit at all down there.".

Resne walks over to the edge of the pit, and looks down. With no further word, he jumps over the fucking edge, sword clutched in his teeth as he plunges down into the literal hellhole

by **UKCS** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:15 pm

"Use fucking magic when I am on that bitch, and I will make you suffer." The Premier declares, hurling herself at the beast.
She lands on its shoulder, and while leaping to the opposing, cuts her way through the womans neck.

by **UKCS** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:17 pm

Sleet Clans wrote:
UKCS wrote:Hannah glares at him, and says "why don't you look for yourself? It's not like a saarlac pit at all down there.".

Resne walks over to the edge of the pit, and looks down. With no further word, he jumps over the fucking edge, sword clutched in his teeth as he plunges down into the literal hellhole

Having placed herself on the other shoulder, she looks down into where Resne jumped.
"Bye bye, Boba!"

by **Sleet Clans** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:19 pm

On the way down, Resne pulls out some weed and begins to smoke it, casually smoking it as he plunges down....

by **UKCS** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:22 pm

Hannah looks back at the others;
"You know, when I said i was like the saarlac down there. I did not mean "like". I meant "there is".".

by **Sleet Clans** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:23 pm

UKCS wrote:Hannah looks back at the others;
"You know, when I said i was like the saarlac down there. I did not mean "like". I meant "there is".".

P: ''Well, if Resne has weed with him, which he probably does, he'll be fine. Hell, he will probably just kill the thing for sport while on a bloody rampage''

by **The Palmetto** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:24 pm

The Auquos Union wrote:
The Palmetto wrote:"Should I try to use my magic on Sherbert?" Jack asked the group.

"Dude! I mean I'm curious, but... Deaugh..."

"Well, it would make her skinnier," he added.

by **UKCS** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:25 pm

"Fair enough. I just don't want it near me, that's all," She muses.
Turning her attention back to the tub of lard, she states "Now will you just fuck off? I have better things to do than fuck with something from Left 4 Dead.".

by **UKCS** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:26 pm

The Palmetto wrote:
The Auquos Union wrote:"Dude! I mean I'm curious, but... Deaugh..."

"Well, it would make her skinnier," he added.

Can you just kill her? You can show her the Weightwatchers site later.".
OOC: Well, my ipad is going to die soon. Wish me luck!

by **Sleet Clans** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:40 pm

Eventaully, Resne manages to claw his back to the top of the pit. His clothes are torn, he is bleeding slightly, and his sword is stained with blood not his own. He is also breathing heavily.

R: ''Never...again...ho shit...''

He limps slightly away from the edge of the pit, the weed having evidently worn off during his ascent.

by **UKCS** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:45 pm

Amused, she raises her eyebrows. "Told you not to go down there. It's got big teeth hasn't it?".

by **Sleet Clans** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:47 pm

UKCS wrote:Amused, she raises her eyebrows. "Told you not to go down there. It's got big teeth hasn't it?".

R: ''I think I manage to kill it. Not sure though, was busy making sure I didn't get killed by about a million things''

by **UKCS** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:49 pm

"Oh good. I do not want that thing coming back". Viewing the blood on his sword, she muses; "Ah, I see you met the lizard things!".

by **The Auquos Union** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:51 pm

UKCS wrote:"Oh good. I do not want that thing coming back". Viewing the blood on his sword, she muses; "Ah, I see you met the lizard things!".

"Lizard things? How sure are we that it wasn't just paranoid Venomizian miners?" Thrash said refering to Kyristana's kind.

by **Sleet Clans** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 2:52 pm

UKCS wrote:"Oh good. I do not want that thing coming back". Viewing the blood on his sword, she muses; "Ah, I see you met the lizard things!".

R: ''Annoying goddamn shits they were. I think I killed them all too''

by **Venomizia** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 3:01 pm

The Auquos Union wrote:
UKCS wrote:"Oh good. I do not want that thing coming back". Viewing the blood on his sword, she muses; "Ah, I see you met the lizard things!".

"Lizard things? How sure are we that it wasn't just paranoid Venomizian miners?" Thrash said refering to Kyristana's kind.

"Paranoid Venomizian miners? How absurd!" She laughed as she put her wrist communicator up to her face.

"Cancel Operation Coming Race in East Fredonia. Continue the operation everywhere else." She whispered into the communicator.

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