Springtime in East Fredonia (ENDING SATURDAY)

[Venomizia]

Sherbert starts throwing up on those fighting against her.

"What the... Gross." Kyristana grimaced while she took shots off Sherbert from her rifle.

[Valgora]

Sherbert starts throwing up on those fighting against her.

"What the... Gross." Kyristana grimaced while she took shots off Sherbert from her rifle.

Timotei used magic to stop the vomit from getting on him.

[UKCS]

"Fuck no! That bitch is gonna ruin my boots!" Hannah backflips out of the path of some bile, and looks for a decent spot to jump onto the fat woman.
OOC: You did say she was a good 20 feet, right?

[Shwe Tu Colony]

"Fuck no! That bitch is gonna ruin my boots!" Hannah backflips out of the path of some bile, and looks for a decent spot to jump onto the fat woman.
OOC: You did say she was a good 20 feet, right?

OOC: In this case I made her occupy the whole sinkhole, so she may be around three stories from the ground

[Sleet Clans]

In the distance, a small yell can be heard, which gets louder with each passing second. Soon, the yell has become a roar, and Resne can be see hurtling towards Sherbert, sword held up for a truely devastating strike upon landing. He lands right on top of the land whale, his momentum meaning his sword goes into her neck all the way up to the small handguard of the sword. Poltokhonis can also be seen sprinting like a bat out of hell towards Sherbert, an assault rifle in each hand, blazing away at the abomination of human flesh and lard.

[UKCS]

"Fuck no! That bitch is gonna ruin my boots!" Hannah backflips out of the path of some bile, and looks for a decent spot to jump onto the fat woman.
OOC: You did say she was a good 20 feet, right?

OOC: In this case I made her occupy the whole sinkhole, so she may be around three stories from the ground

OOC: Fuck that. This bitch is definitely dying.

[Valgora]

"Fuck no! That bitch is gonna ruin my boots!" Hannah backflips out of the path of some bile, and looks for a decent spot to jump onto the fat woman.
OOC: You did say she was a good 20 feet, right?

OOC: 6.096 meters

[UKCS]

In the distance, a small yell can be heard, which gets louder with each passing second. Soon, the yell has become a roar, and Resne can be see hurtling towards Sherbert, sword held up for a truely devastating strike upon landing. He lands right on top of the land whale, his momentum meaning his sword goes into her neck all the way up to the small handguard of the sword. Poltokhonis can also be seen sprinting like a bat out of hell towards Sherbert, an assault rifle in each hand, blazing away at the abomination of human flesh and lard.

"Oh look, the federalists have arrived. About time too...".

[Sleet Clans]

In the distance, a small yell can be heard, which gets louder with each passing second. Soon, the yell has become a roar, and Resne can be see hurtling towards Sherbert, sword held up for a truely devastating strike upon landing. He lands right on top of the land whale, his momentum meaning his sword goes into her neck all the way up to the small handguard of the sword. Poltokhonis can also be seen sprinting like a bat out of hell towards Sherbert, an assault rifle in each hand, blazing away at the abomination of human flesh and lard.

"Oh look, the federalists have arrived. About time too...".

R: ''Well, what did I miss this time except this demon from hell coming back from the grave?!'' Resne roars back as he still clings onto Sherbert, stabbing maniacally with his sword

[Shwe Tu Colony]

Sherbert begins to quickly slam her arms everywhere as she thrashes around.

Ir'a falls in from the sky & embeds his spear into Sherbert's neck before getting thrown off.

[The Auquos Union]

Sherbert dropped Thrash to the ground. Remembering what the lizard-lady said, he took a deep breath and smelled the blood spilt. He instantly gone into "kill everything" mode and started ripping apart a live fat woman.

[UKCS]

"Oh look, the federalists have arrived. About time too...".

R: ''Well, what did I miss this time except this demon from hell coming back from the grave?!'' Resne roars back as he still clings onto Sherbert, stabbing maniacally with his sword

"I killed a few clones, got gassed like the dirty Brit I am, and nearly got vomited on." Hannah replies, still regaining her composure from seeing so much fluid near.

[Sleet Clans]

R: ''Well, what did I miss this time except this demon from hell coming back from the grave?!'' Resne roars back as he still clings onto Sherbert, stabbing maniacally with his sword

"I killed a few clones, got gassed like the dirty Brit I am, and nearly got vomited on." Hannah replies, still regaining her composure from seeing so much fluid near.

Sherbert begins to quickly slam her arms everywhere as she thrashes around.

Ir'a falls in from the sky & embeds his spear into Sherbert's neck before getting thrown off.

Resne is thrown about for a bit, until his sword loses it's grip in Sherbert's flesh and he is thrown off, sword held in his hand in a vice-like death grip. Poltokhonis meanwhile is still spraying the walking tumor with 8.56x45mm bullets from his twin assault rifles.

R: ''Fuckin' lovely, and now we have this walking tumor to deal with!''

[UKCS]

Hannah spins the blades around, and proceeds to jump onto Sherbet's head. She then inserts one of the blades into the woman's skull with hreat force.
"What the fuck is this woman made of?! She is still moving!"

[UKCS]

"I killed a few clones, got gassed like the dirty Brit I am, and nearly got vomited on." Hannah replies, still regaining her composure from seeing so much fluid near.

Sherbert begins to quickly slam her arms everywhere as she thrashes around.

Ir'a falls in from the sky & embeds his spear into Sherbert's neck before getting thrown off.

Resne is thrown about for a bit, until his sword loses it's grip in Sherbert's flesh and he is thrown off, sword held in his hand in a vice-like death grip. Poltokhonis meanwhile is still spraying the walking tumor with 8.56x45mm bullets from his twin assault rifles.

R: ''Fuckin' lovely, and now we have this walking tumor to deal with!''

"I think I might be cursed... Oh fuck, I left my gun back at the palace!"

[Venomizia]

Sherbert dropped Thrash to the ground. Remembering what the lizard-lady said, he took a deep breath and smelled the blood spilt. He instantly gone into "kill everything" mode and started ripping apart a live fat woman.

"Well would ya look at the guy go..." Kyristana admired.

"Aim for the vocal cords before she starts spouting more nonsense!"

[Sleet Clans]

Hannah spins the blades around, and proceeds to jump onto Sherbet's head. She then inserts one of the blades into the woman's skull with hreat force.
"What the fuck is this woman made of?! She is still moving!"

P: ''Black fucking magic, apparently!''

[Venomizia]

Hannah spins the blades around, and proceeds to jump onto Sherbet's head. She then inserts one of the blades into the woman's skull with hreat force.
"What the fuck is this woman made of?! She is still moving!"

"I mean, she did come back multiple times to try killing us all."

[UKCS]

The overly large lump of pate grabs Hannah, and throws her into the pit.
"Wanker!" She cries in a fading voice.

[The Auquos Union]

Sherbert dropped Thrash to the ground. Remembering what the lizard-lady said, he took a deep breath and smelled the blood spilt. He instantly gone into "kill everything" mode and started ripping apart a live fat woman.

"Well would ya look at the guy go..." Kyristana admired.

"Aim for the vocal cords before she starts spouting more nonsense!"

"This sounds like a job for ambassador Pineapple. You will be representing the Union in telling her to shut up." Thrash talked to the grenade before chucking it towards Lil Sherbert's head.

[UKCS]

"Well would ya look at the guy go..." Kyristana admired.

"Aim for the vocal cords before she starts spouting more nonsense!"

"This sounds like a job for ambassador Pineapple. You will be representing the Union in telling her to shut up." Thrash talked to the grenade before chucking it towards Lil Sherbert's head.

OOC: Beautiful reference there.

[Venomizia]

OOC: I love Freeman's Mind and can more references, for example.

Kyristana threw a makeshift incendiary bomb at Sherbert, the fat burning away like a forest fire. "YOU'RE THE REASON WE HAVE NAPALM!"

[Sleet Clans]

OOC: I love Freeman's Mind and can more references, for example.

Kyristana threw a makeshift incendiary bomb at Sherbert, the fat burning away like a forest fire. "YOU'RE THE REASON WE HAVE NAPALM!"

Resne breathed in the smell of the glorious weapon.

R: ''Ahh...I love the smell of napalm in the morning!''

[Valgora]

OOC: I love Freeman's Mind and can more references, for example.

Kyristana threw a makeshift incendiary bomb at Sherbert, the fat burning away like a forest fire. "YOU'RE THE REASON WE HAVE NAPALM!"

Resne breaths in the smell of the glorious weapon.

R: ''Ahh...I love the smell of napalm in the morning!''

"It smells like... victory."

[The Palmetto]

Jack just sorta watches, drinking a Pepsi.

"I wonder if I could make Sherbert curvy."