Springtime in East Fredonia (ENDING SATURDAY)

by **UKCS** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:34 pm

Shwe Tu Colony wrote:The Sherbert corpse suddenly falls into a sinkhole. A powerful rumbling begins to shake the earth, but all the buildings somehow remain unharmed. Morbidly obese people begin to climb out of the pit.

"That... Is one ugly motherfucker.", hannah says in disgust.

by **The Auquos Union** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:38 pm

Venomizia wrote:
UKCS wrote:OOC: All I have in my head is an image of a female boomer from L4D2 shouting "patriarchy" or something. *shudders*

OOC: That's actually pretty damn accurate except she has a tiny red scooter.

IC: "Dear Veristiiva... Thrash, that tank training might come pretty handy right now."

"Okay... But one condition, you show me the product of Jack's magic some time soon... Like now."

by **Valgora** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:39 pm

The Auquos Union wrote:
Venomizia wrote:
OOC: That's actually pretty damn accurate except she has a tiny red scooter.

IC: "Dear Veristiiva... Thrash, that tank training might come pretty handy right now."

"Okay... But one condition, you show me the product of Jack's magic some time soon... Like now."

"The product? You mean what caused it?"

by **The Auquos Union** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:40 pm

Valgora wrote:
The Auquos Union wrote:
"Okay... But one condition, you show me the product of Jack's magic some time soon... Like now."

"The product? You mean what caused it?"

"No I meant... Wait what are you talking about exactly?"

by **UKCS** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:41 pm

"Would you two shut the fuck up and focus on the problem at hand?"

by **Valgora** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:41 pm

The Auquos Union wrote:
Valgora wrote:
"The product? You mean what caused it?"

"No I meant... Wait what are you talking about exactly?"

"You said product of Jack's boob magic. By product, you mean you want to see big tits. However, I think you want to know how to do the magic."

by **Valgora** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:41 pm

UKCS wrote:"Would you two shut the fuck up and focus on the problem at hand?"

"Piss off Hannah. Me and Thrash are talking."

by **The Auquos Union** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:42 pm

Valgora wrote:
The Auquos Union wrote:
"No I meant... Wait what are you talking about exactly?"

"You said product of Jack's boob magic. By product, you mean you want to see big tits. However, I think you want to know how to do the magic."

"Both, both is good."

by **Valgora** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:43 pm

The Auquos Union wrote:
Valgora wrote:
"You said product of Jack's boob magic. By product, you mean you want to see big tits. However, I think you want to know how to do the magic."

"Both, both is good."

"How do you expect Hannah to be of knowing it?"

"Wait? Hannah. Do you know magic?"

by **Venomizia** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:44 pm

The Auquos Union wrote:
Venomizia wrote:
OOC: That's actually pretty damn accurate except she has a tiny red scooter.

IC: "Dear Veristiiva... Thrash, that tank training might come pretty handy right now."

"Okay... But one condition, you show me the product of Jack's magic some time soon... Like now."

*Sign* "Will this make you shut up and use that rail tank against the morbidly obese women crawling out that hole?" Kyristana asked as she flashed Thrash.

by **The Auquos Union** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:46 pm

Venomizia wrote:
The Auquos Union wrote:
"Okay... But one condition, you show me the product of Jack's magic some time soon... Like now."

*Sign* "Will this make you shut up and use that rail tank against the morbidly obese women crawling out that hole?" Kyristana asked as she flashed Thrash.

"FOR VENOMIZIA!" Thrash yelled as he got back in his tank and started firing at the charging obese women.

by **UKCS** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:47 pm

Valgora wrote:
The Auquos Union wrote:
"Both, both is good."

"How do you expect Hannah to be of knowing it?"

"Wait? Hannah. Do you know magic?"

She reaches behind her back and unclips her sabre.
Both blades extend, revealing the jet black of the blades.
"Do futuristic swords count?"

by **Valgora** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:49 pm

UKCS wrote:
Valgora wrote:
"How do you expect Hannah to be of knowing it?"

"Wait? Hannah. Do you know magic?"

She reaches behind her back and unclips her sabre.
Both blades extend, revealing the jet black of the blades.
"Do futuristic swords count?"

"Only if the swords use magic to be futuristic."

by **Venomizia** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:49 pm

The Auquos Union wrote:
Venomizia wrote:
*Sign* "Will this make you shut up and use that rail tank against the morbidly obese women crawling out that hole?" Kyristana asked as she flashed Thrash.

"FOR VENOMIZIA!" Thrash yelled as he got back in his tank and started firing at the charging obese women.

"Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!"

by **UKCS** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:51 pm

Valgora wrote:
UKCS wrote:She reaches behind her back and unclips her sabre.
Both blades extend, revealing the jet black of the blades.
"Do futuristic swords count?"

"Only if the swords use magic to be futuristic."

"Well... Not exactly,", she replied.
"Screw it, let's have some fun!" She twirls the sabre, and charges into the oncoming group.

by **The Auquos Union** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:52 pm

Venomizia wrote:
The Auquos Union wrote:
"FOR VENOMIZIA!" Thrash yelled as he got back in his tank and started firing at the charging obese women.

"Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!"

"With pleasure sweet cheeks... And didn't Hannah say something about shutting up and fighting?" Thrash said as he drove over a few balls of fat.

by **UKCS** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:57 pm

A smell of burning lard fills the air as the Premier sweeps through the horde, taking great pleasure in dismembering each.
Cutting one in two, she turns her head; "Someone mentioned me?".
She promptly turns back and swiftly decapitates one of them.
OOC: The Premier's weapon is essentially a double bladed lightsabre, but black.

by **Venomizia** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 12:59 pm

The Auquos Union wrote:
Venomizia wrote:
"Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!"

"With pleasure sweet cheeks... And didn't Hannah say something about shutting up and fighting?" Thrash said as he drove over a few balls of fat.

"Try not to eat any of them Thrash, last time you almost got diabetes." Kyristana warned him as she clawed one of the SJWs to death.

by **Valgora** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 1:01 pm

Timotei is using a combat knife, a pistol, and magic to kill the morbidly obese enemies.

by **The Auquos Union** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 1:04 pm

Just as the rail tank took out quite a few SJW women using it's rail turret a horde of them ripped off the turret.

"Yo! This thing costed 35 million Auqui credits! You're gonna pay for that, literally!"

by **Venomizia** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 1:08 pm

"This is not the time to sue people Thrash! Do what you do best! Smell the blood and go crazy! But not too crazy. Diabetes, remember?"

by **Shwe Tu Colony** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 1:14 pm

Sherbert's massive body erupts forth from the sinkhole, occupying the whole space & preventing more reinforcements. "THE PATRIARCHY'S STUPID WHITE MALE PRIVILEGES, LETTING A FRAGILE LADY LIKE ME BE SLAIN," she yells out, "I'LL SHOW YOU! I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!"

by **The Auquos Union** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 1:15 pm

Shwe Tu Colony wrote:Sherbert's massive body erupts forth from the sinkhole, occupying the whole space & preventing more reinforcements. "THE PATRIARCHY'S STUPID WHITE MALE PRIVILEGES, LETTING A FRAGILE LADY LIKE ME BE SLAIN," she yells out, "I'LL SHOW YOU! I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!"

Sherbert's hand grabbed Thrash out the tank body. "AAH! DON'T EAT ME!.. Wow, I never thought I would've ever said that."

by **Valgora** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 1:16 pm

The Auquos Union wrote:
Shwe Tu Colony wrote:Sherbert's massive body erupts forth from the sinkhole, occupying the whole space & preventing more reinforcements. "THE PATRIARCHY'S STUPID WHITE MALE PRIVILEGES, LETTING A FRAGILE LADY LIKE ME BE SLAIN," she yells out, "I'LL SHOW YOU! I'LL SHOW YOU ALL!"

Sherbert's hand grabbed Thrash out the tank body. "AAH! DON'T EAT ME!.. Wow, I never thought I would've ever said that."

Timotei began shooting Sherbert's arm, specifically near the elbow.

by **Shwe Tu Colony** » Sat Apr 15, 2017 1:17 pm

Valgora wrote:
The Auquos Union wrote:
Sherbert's hand grabbed Thrash out the tank body. "AAH! DON'T EAT ME!.. Wow, I never thought I would've ever said that."

Timotei began shooting Sherbert's arm, specifically near the elbow.

Sekka leaps in & also begins to slash Sherbert's arm with his knife, spilling out large amounts of blood & poison.

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