Springtime in East Fredonia (ENDING SATURDAY)

[Kanadorika]

"Hey Herja," Jack said, approaching her. "What seems to be going on?"

"Hannah and the empress were fighting earlier. I am here simply cleaning and tuning this gun."

[The Palmetto]

"Hey Herja," Jack said, approaching her. "What seems to be going on?"

"Hannah and the empress were fighting earlier. I am here simply cleaning and tuning this gun."

"Alright. Is there anything you would like for me to have the servants do?" He asked her.

[Higher Japan]

"Liberate the oppressed" Another clone said suddenly appearing, before starting to attack Jack.

[Kanadorika]

"Hannah and the empress were fighting earlier. I am here simply cleaning and tuning this gun."

"Alright. Is there anything you would like for me to have the servants do?" He asked her.

"Have them observe my actions."

With that, Herja stood up and mounted the massive gun to her shoulder, aiming at the clone's head. She pulled the trigger and with a deafening crack, the huge 20mm projectile blew his head clean off, leaving a bloody stump at the end of the neck.

[Higher Japan]

The clone fell face down, before slowly starting to beep. As the beeping got faster, it eventually blew up with the force of 5 grenades, releasing the smell of rotten eggs into the air.

[The Palmetto]

"Alright. Is there anything you would like for me to have the servants do?" He asked her.

"Have them observe my actions."

With that, Herja stood up and mounted the massive gun to her shoulder, aiming at the clone's head. She pulled the trigger and with a deafening crack, the huge 20mm projectile blew his head clean off, leaving a bloody stump at the end of the neck.

"That's sexy, I love it when you do that," he told her, jumping up to give her a kiss. He quickly turned back to his busty servants.
"So tell me, how would you two feel about staff training? That skimpy swimwear of yours certainly helps your agility," he asked the two, "speaking of that, how do you feel about those swimsuits?"

[Kanadorika]

"Have them observe my actions."

With that, Herja stood up and mounted the massive gun to her shoulder, aiming at the clone's head. She pulled the trigger and with a deafening crack, the huge 20mm projectile blew his head clean off, leaving a bloody stump at the end of the neck.

"That's sexy, I love it when you do that," he told her, jumping up to give her a kiss. He quickly turned back to his busty servants.
"So tell me, how would you two feel about staff training? That skimpy swimwear of yours certainly helps your agility," he asked the two, "speaking of that, how do you feel about those swimsuits?"

Anastasia looked puzzled. "staff what?"

"Oh these swimsuits are totes bad ass!

[The Palmetto]

"That's sexy, I love it when you do that," he told her, jumping up to give her a kiss. He quickly turned back to his busty servants.
"So tell me, how would you two feel about staff training? That skimpy swimwear of yours certainly helps your agility," he asked the two, "speaking of that, how do you feel about those swimsuits?"

Anastasia looked puzzled. "staff what?"

"Oh these swimsuits are totes bad ass!

"Combat. Staff combat. You'll learn to fight and defend me with a staff," He told Ana, looking her in the eye. "Oh, I know. I suppose a better question is how you feel, with your new forms and tight attire," he informed the two, letting them just stand beside him as he hugged Herja.
"You wanna join in on the swimsuit fun? Minus the servitude, it's quite obvious who's the servant here," he chuckled.

[Higher Japan]

"I doubt that they could do anything against a real enemy." The empress said, suddenly appearing.

[Kanadorika]

The clone fell face down, before slowly starting to beep. As the beeping got faster, it eventually blew up with the force of 5 grenades, releasing the smell of rotten eggs into the air.

Herja inspected the remains closely. Whatever they were, they were certainly fun to kill.

[Kanadorika]

Anastasia looked puzzled. "staff what?"

"Oh these swimsuits are totes bad ass!

"Combat. Staff combat. You'll learn to fight and defend me with a staff," He told Ana, looking her in the eye. "Oh, I know. I suppose a better question is how you feel, with your new forms and tight attire," he informed the two, letting them just stand beside him as he hugged Herja.
"You wanna join in on the swimsuit fun? Minus the servitude, it's quite obvious who's the servant here," he chuckled.

"Oh yeah haha of course that kind of staff! I'll be the best there is you watch!"

Natalia added in to the conversation. "our bodies are awesome! We are so tall!"


With a quick smirk, Herja made her way to Jack and put her arm around him "I certainly don't want to outshine them now, would I?"

[The Palmetto]

"Combat. Staff combat. You'll learn to fight and defend me with a staff," He told Ana, looking her in the eye. "Oh, I know. I suppose a better question is how you feel, with your new forms and tight attire," he informed the two, letting them just stand beside him as he hugged Herja.
"You wanna join in on the swimsuit fun? Minus the servitude, it's quite obvious who's the servant here," he chuckled.

"Oh yeah haha of course that kind of staff! I'll be the best there is you watch!"

Natalia added in to the conversation. "our bodies are awesome! We are so tall!"


With a quick smirk, Herja made her way to Jack and put her arm around him "I certainly don't want to outshine them now, would I?"

"I'm glad to hear you like them, you won't be wearing much else for a long while," he smirked at them before turning his attention back to Herja.
"You don't even need any effort to do that, my murderous sweetheart," he said, kissing her again, "do you have any staff training?"

[Kanadorika]

"Oh yeah haha of course that kind of staff! I'll be the best there is you watch!"

Natalia added in to the conversation. "our bodies are awesome! We are so tall!"


With a quick smirk, Herja made her way to Jack and put her arm around him "I certainly don't want to outshine them now, would I?"

"I'm glad to hear you like them, you won't be wearing much else for a long while," he smirked at them before turning his attention back to Herja.
"You don't even need any effort to do that, my murderous sweetheart," he said, kissing her again, "do you have any staff training?"

"Honey, what a ridiculous question" Herja put her index finger on Jack's lips. "I am trained to kill anything I want. Of course I have staff training."

[The Palmetto]

"I'm glad to hear you like them, you won't be wearing much else for a long while," he smirked at them before turning his attention back to Herja.
"You don't even need any effort to do that, my murderous sweetheart," he said, kissing her again, "do you have any staff training?"

"Honey, what a ridiculous question" Herja put her index finger on Jack's lips. "I am trained to kill anything I want. Of course I have staff training."

"Good, train the servants. They will prove loyal and sexy fighters," he asked of her, looking at his sexy servants and Herja with lust, but more at Herja. "You two will learn to fight with stuffs under my Empress Herja. Understood?" He asked Nat and Ana.

OOC: I'll probably disappear later on today so just a warning.

[Kanadorika]

"Honey, what a ridiculous question" Herja put her index finger on Jack's lips. "I am trained to kill anything I want. Of course I have staff training."

"Good, train the servants. They will prove loyal and sexy fighters," he asked of her, looking at his sexy servants and Herja with lust, but more at Herja. "You two will learn to fight with stuffs under my Empress Herja. Understood?" He asked Nat and Ana.

OOC: I'll probably disappear later on today so just a warning.

"Who knows" Herja remarked, "I may train them well enough to be capable of killing you."

[Higher Japan]

"I guess i should try to help to. If you can train them well enough such that they can defeat Nemesis Eight and me, I'll give you something."

[Aethras]

OOC: I'm dropping out of this to overhaul my factbooks. See ya next time!

[The Auquos Union]

Thrash backs into the building they're in with an Auqui railtank. His head pops up from the turret head.

"Sorry guys! Parking this thing is difficult. Hey! you two want to learn how to operate this thing?"

[Kanadorika]

"I guess i should try to help to. If you can train them well enough such that they can defeat Nemesis Eight and me, I'll give you something."

Herja winked at the empress, her face confident. "of course."

She turned back to the other two, and teleported them and herself. They instantly arrived in a desolate snowy Arctic tundra landscape. The sky was pitch black, save for the colorful northern lights dancing above in the heavens.

"This" Herja Aresdóttir began, "is the Kanadorikan tundra; perhaps the most inhospitable place imaginable, where temperatures can drop below -100°F. Now of course, I won't have you wearing those skimpy little outfits out here, so let's replace those."

She handed out two trenchcoats made out of some sort of artificial material, and two fur hats. "put those on, or your minutes will be numbered."

The girls were shivering, already extremely cold, and were struggling to put the outfit on. "Ms. Aresdóttir! Please help me, I can't get this on!" Natalia shrieked, her body too stiff to bend into the cost.

"You must find a way to put it on soon, because I'm not helping you."

[Higher Japan]

"I'll also be here to watch them suffer and turn into super soldiers." The empress said, appearing as she opened a portal and walked into the wasteland, her suit helping to keep her warm.

[The Auquos Union]

"Well... I guess that's a no on the rail tank training... Hey Harriet! You mind if I fie this thing at a building? I wanna make sure this isn't another one of those joke tanks they give to new tank commanders... Frankly I don't want to be covered in pudding."

[Higher Japan]

"If you can get the coats on, then maybe we can get on with the training." She said, holding a wave energy stun staff in each hand.

[Kanadorika]

The girls eventually managed to put their coats on without little further issues, though Anastasia was disheartened to learn her hat was made out of real fur. Nevertheless they were still visibly cold.

"You two are absolutely fucking pathetic. You would make atrocious Kanadorikans, thank Odin you don't spoil our great nation by calling yourselves citizens of it." Herja nodded her head disapprovingly at both Ana and Nat, carefully studying their every expression. "Now, something tells me that you both are absolutely helpless when it comes to providing for yourselves, so let us start with basic survival training."

[Higher Japan]

"Herja, you don't mind if i give them these right?" She said, holding the staffs.

[Kanadorika]

"Herja, you don't mind if i give them these right?" She said, holding the staffs.

Herja shook her head in disagreement. "Not now. We will get to those later. They are beggining their training by excercizing what is most important to them, their mind and body."