Springtime in East Fredonia (ENDING SATURDAY)

[Higher Japan]

"This is not just any desert, this desert planet has two glorious suns shining over it. And i don't recommend running off on your own unless you-" Soon, a few more raiders had appeared, taking thrash away.

[The Palmetto]

"A desert? I was not supposed to study desert life until... Ah never mind, I'm sure I'll be fine."\

Meanwhile, Thrash finally landed at the forest as said on the scroll, he got out. ""So this is the forest that will give me magic? Mine now!" He said to himself running into the forest.

"You sure you don't want a pool? You're sweating like crazy in that bikini of yours. Hmm....maybe that's not a bad thing," Jack thought outloud.

"Be patient you little shit," the blue coconut crab said, exiting his burrow. "I don't just magically give magic powers to anyone," they added. They were wearing a confederate hat on their shell.

[Higher Japan]

"I see that you are too hot, off to hoth you go." She said, taking a disc and putting it into the gun, before firing it below her feet, opening the portal to hoth and sucking her in.

[Venomizia]

OOC: Ok now I am confused. Where Hannah and whatshername is, that is seperate to where Herja and the others are?

OOC: Yes, we're in the past right now.

[Higher Japan]

OOC: I don't recommend going back to the time machine.

[UKCS]

OOC: Ok now I am confused. Where Hannah and whatshername is, that is seperate to where Herja and the others are?

OOC: Yes, we're in the past right now.

OOC: Ah, thought so. Is twatans minions still trying to make me the latest ornament?

[Higher Japan]

OOC: Still waiting, in the time you're in Nemesis Eight was the former admiral Hashi

[UKCS]

OOC: Still waiting, in the time you're in Nemesis Eight was the former admiral Hashi

OOC: Can I change the timeline? I want to kill your admiral xD

[Higher Japan]

OOC: You can't he's still back in the mainland.

[The Auquos Union]

"A desert? I was not supposed to study desert life until... Ah never mind, I'm sure I'll be fine."\

Meanwhile, Thrash finally landed at the forest as said on the scroll, he got out. ""So this is the forest that will give me magic? Mine now!" He said to himself running into the forest.

"You sure you don't want a pool? You're sweating like crazy in that bikini of yours. Hmm....maybe that's not a bad thing," Jack thought outloud.

"Be patient you little shit," the blue coconut crab said, exiting his burrow. "I don't just magically give magic powers to anyone," they added. They were wearing a confederate hat on their shell.

"Oh look a crab." Thrash said as he sat down from it cross legged.

Back on the desert planet, Akula assured jack that she was fine and she didn't need a pool.

OOC: Just imagine all narrations of mine to be the narrator from the Stanley Parable. Bonus points if you can imagine Morgan Freeman doing it instead.

[UKCS]

OOC: You can't he's still back in the mainland.

OOC: Bugger. Oh well.
Well, I don't include any of this into my nations timeline, so whatever happens here gets erased by the power of me not giving a damn.

[UKCS]

"You sure you don't want a pool? You're sweating like crazy in that bikini of yours. Hmm....maybe that's not a bad thing," Jack thought outloud.

"Be patient you little shit," the blue coconut crab said, exiting his burrow. "I don't just magically give magic powers to anyone," they added. They were wearing a confederate hat on their shell.

"Oh look a crab." Thrash said as he sat down from it cross legged.

Back on the desert planet, Akula assured jack that she was fine and she didn't need a pool.

OOC: Just imagine all narrations of mine to be the narrator from the Stanley Parable. Bonus points if you can imagine Morgan Freeman doing it instead.

OOC: I used to do a good Morgan Freeman impression.

[Higher Japan]

"Time machine located, setting charges." Nemesis Eight ordered as his clones set charges around the prototype. "Take cover!" He said, before all the charges went off, effectively destroying the machine.
OOC: Until you took an arrow to the knee

[The Palmetto]

"You sure you don't want a pool? You're sweating like crazy in that bikini of yours. Hmm....maybe that's not a bad thing," Jack thought outloud.

"Be patient you little shit," the blue coconut crab said, exiting his burrow. "I don't just magically give magic powers to anyone," they added. They were wearing a confederate hat on their shell.

"Oh look a crab." Thrash said as he sat down from it cross legged.

Back on the desert planet, Akula assured jack that she was fine and she didn't need a pool.

OOC: Just imagine all narrations of mine to be the narrator from the Stanley Parable. Bonus points if you can imagine Morgan Freeman doing it instead.

"I'm actually more related to hermit crabs, but I reckon that's fine," the crab said. "You see that coconut over there? Bring it to me, it's training."

[The Auquos Union]

"Oh look a crab." Thrash said as he sat down from it cross legged.

Back on the desert planet, Akula assured jack that she was fine and she didn't need a pool.

OOC: Just imagine all narrations of mine to be the narrator from the Stanley Parable. Bonus points if you can imagine Morgan Freeman doing it instead.

"I'm actually more related to hermit crabs, but I reckon that's fine," the crab said. "You see that coconut over there? Bring it to me, it's training."

"Okay." Thrash said as he brought over a coconut.

[UKCS]

"Time machine located, setting charges." Nemesis Eight ordered as his clones set charges around the prototype. "Take cover!" He said, before all the charges went off, effectively destroying the machine.
OOC: Until you took an arrow to the knee

OOC: Get out.
Also, where has venomizia got to?

[Venomizia]

"Time machine located, setting charges." Nemesis Eight ordered as his clones set charges around the prototype. "Take cover!" He said, before all the charges went off, effectively destroying the machine.
OOC: Until you took an arrow to the knee

"Uh oh. There has been an anomaly. Ve we getting back to ze future to avoid us being erased forever. Must be that prototype malfunctioning again." Adolph said calmly.

[The Palmetto]

"I'm actually more related to hermit crabs, but I reckon that's fine," the crab said. "You see that coconut over there? Bring it to me, it's training."

"Okay." Thrash said as he brought over a coconut.

He ate it. "Tell me, what brings you here?" The crab asked him.

"I'm impressed that you're only wearing a swimsuit in this heat. Nice," Jack remarked.

[UKCS]

"Time machine located, setting charges." Nemesis Eight ordered as his clones set charges around the prototype. "Take cover!" He said, before all the charges went off, effectively destroying the machine.
OOC: Until you took an arrow to the knee

"Uh oh. There has been an anomaly. Ve we getting back to ze future to avoid us being erased forever. Must be that prototype malfunctioning again." Adolph said calmly.

Hannah calmly walks up to Adolph, grabs him by the collar, and ignites one of the blades next to his neck.
"Give me one good reason I don't give you a new type of haircut", she states coldly.

[Higher Japan]

"Light this place up, nothing must be left." Nemesis Eight said as the clones all threw the remaining explosives towards the machine, before walking there to deactivate. "Nothing must be in their hands." He said, running off after pressing the button, triggering a mass explosion.

[Venomizia]

"Uh oh. There has been an anomaly. Ve we getting back to ze future to avoid us being erased forever. Must be that prototype malfunctioning again." Adolph said calmly.

Hannah calmly walks up to Adolph, grabs him by the collar, and ignites one of the blades next to his neck.
"Give me one good reason I don't give you a new type of haircut", she states coldly.

"Wait vat?! What did I do?"

[UKCS]

Hannah calmly walks up to Adolph, grabs him by the collar, and ignites one of the blades next to his neck.
"Give me one good reason I don't give you a new type of haircut", she states coldly.

"Wait vat?! What did I do?"

"Considering what you have said prior, am I correct in believing that you have no plan to get us back?" Hannah queried, the sabre beginning to singe some of his fur off.

[Kanadorika]

"Okay." Thrash said as he brought over a coconut.

He ate it. "Tell me, what brings you here?" The crab asked him.

"I'm impressed that you're only wearing a swimsuit in this heat. Nice," Jack remarked.

Herja was wearing her uniform. It was a brilliant crimson red, but wasn't suitable for the heat of the planet. She took her overcoat off and was left wearing her white undershirt, her bra clearly visible underneath.

[UKCS]

He ate it. "Tell me, what brings you here?" The crab asked him.

"I'm impressed that you're only wearing a swimsuit in this heat. Nice," Jack remarked.

Herja was wearing her uniform. It was a brilliant crimson red, but wasn't suitable for the heat of the planet. She took her overcoat off and was left wearing her white undershirt, her bra clearly visible underneath.

OOC: Why do I get the feeling the constant tit thing is yet another massive injoke?

[Kanadorika]

Herja was wearing her uniform. It was a brilliant crimson red, but wasn't suitable for the heat of the planet. She took her overcoat off and was left wearing her white undershirt, her bra clearly visible underneath.

OOC: Why do I get the feeling the constant tit thing is yet another massive injoke?

OOC: when you've been in these threads since day 1, there's a lot of time to make inside jokes.