The Southern Encore [OPEN/IC/ALLTECH]

by **East Fredonia** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:10 pm

OOC: I'm flying down to Georgia tomorrow and won't be back 'till Saturday, so I hope I don't miss anything too interesting.

by **The Palmetto** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:12 pm

Kanadorika wrote:
The Palmetto wrote:He followed her, now in his usual attire, "Shall I win for you, my love?"

"I expect nothing less for you. In fact, you must win, if only to amuse me."

She kissed him. "if things get out of hand, use this." She handed him a device like the one she had on her wrist. "you can teleport your armor or any weapons to wherever you are using this wrist device. "

"Thank you, love," he kissed her before starting to caress her hips, "uh I hope you're infertile, since we've uh, you know, a lot."

by **Venomizia** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:14 pm

"Hello everyone and welcome aboard The Leviathan, helium filled, and propelled by propellers. I hope you enjoy your flight an enjoy the dribking contest about to take hold soon."

by **Industrial Virginia** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:18 pm

Venomizia wrote:"Hello everyone and welcome aboard The Leviathan, helium filled, and propelled by propellers. I hope you enjoy your flight an enjoy the dribking contest about to take hold soon."

"Nice name. propelled by propellers... people these days... propelling with propellers..."

by **Graag Brom** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:19 pm

Venomizia wrote:"Hello everyone and welcome aboard The Leviathan, helium filled, and propelled by propellers. I hope you enjoy your flight an enjoy the dribking contest about to take hold soon."

"Every time i participate in one of these i recall that contest i had with Sanguine now that was one heck of a day!"

by **Venomizia** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:23 pm

"Sorry if any of that made zero sense because I have a headstart on being drunk. In fact I'm not even sure if that's the name of this blimp... Or if I should be piloting this thing drunk."

by **Graag Brom** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:24 pm

Venomizia wrote:"Sorry if any of that made zero sense because I have a headstart on being drunk. In fact I'm not even sure if that's the name of this blimp... Or if I should be piloting this thing drunk."

"Um... No you should not be pilot. Valence take over for him will ya?"

by **Venomizia** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:26 pm

Graag Brom wrote:
Venomizia wrote:"Sorry if any of that made zero sense because I have a headstart on being drunk. In fact I'm not even sure if that's the name of this blimp... Or if I should be piloting this thing drunk."

"Um... No you should not be pilot. Valence take over for him will ya?"

"That would be a good idea, if I wasn't blind. No just kidding, I can see using my abilities. I'll go kick Virgil out the bridge. You gentlemen have fun drinking."

by **Industrial Virginia** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:28 pm

Venomizia wrote:
Graag Brom wrote:"Um... No you should not be pilot. Valence take over for him will ya?"

"That would be a good idea, if I wasn't blind. No just kidding, I can see using my abilities. I'll go kick Virgil out the bridge. You gentlemen have fun drinking."

"I mean Johanna is here to- oooh right, the whole blind thing."

by **Kanadorika** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:29 pm

OOC: the leviathan? you Darwinist scum

Herja Aresdóttir took a seat, a blank expression on her face.

by **Kanadorika** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:33 pm

East Fredonia wrote:OOC: I'm flying down to Georgia tomorrow and won't be back 'till Saturday, so I hope I don't miss anything too interesting.

OOC: Just drinking contests. Lots and lots of drinking contests.

by **Industrial Virginia** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:35 pm

Trenton sat. He looked over at Johanna. "Are you going to drink?" He asked.

by **The Palmetto** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:39 pm

Kanadorika wrote:OOC: the leviathan? you Darwinist scum

Herja Aresdóttir took a seat, a blank expression on her face.

"Wish me luck!" He said, kissing her then moving towards the others to drink.

by **Venomizia** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:42 pm

"Alright everyone, those who want to compete in this drinking contest, grab a cup in that closet. Great for storing cups and having sex in, the closet not the cups. Okay I don't want anybody throwing up on the carpet, if you want to do then do it in the bathroom or out a window. On your marks, get set, DRINK!"

by **Lakenvelder** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:45 pm

Industrial Virginia wrote:Trenton sat. He looked over at Johanna. "Are you going to drink?" He asked.

"No, sorry to disappoint." She gave a hard glare at a guard who began to nod. "How are you supposed to be a bodyguard if you drink!? I'll send you back to your pitiful little family, then make you take all our courses again, only to watch your throat get cut up by the very bird that's on your own side." Johanna was very harsh to her own citizens, but she liked that they feared her.

by **Graag Brom** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:46 pm

Dinorous gets a cup,fills it,and drinks it down then he repeats.
"So any crazy stories related to drink anybody got to tell?"

by **Industrial Virginia** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:47 pm

Lakenvelder wrote:
Industrial Virginia wrote:Trenton sat. He looked over at Johanna. "Are you going to drink?" He asked.

"No, sorry to disappoint." She gave a hard glare at a guard who began to nod. "How are you supposed to be a bodyguard if you drink!? I'll send you back to your pitiful little family, then make you take all our courses again, only to watch your throat get cut up by the very bird that's on your own side." Johanna was very harsh to her own citizens, but she liked that they feared her.

Trenton glared at her, then fetched a cup and a very large thing of beer from the cabinet.

by **The Palmetto** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:50 pm

He took several cups, "Well, there's all the times I've banged Herja, but you probably know most of them, unfortunately for you."

by **Venomizia** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:57 pm

The Palmetto wrote:He took several cups, "Well, there's all the times I've banged Herja, but you probably know most of them, unfortunately for you."

"Yes, I know those stories a bit too well.
I watched once I'll admit it, but I must say you love cucumbers a bit too much. Anyways, once there was an incident regarding a lot of alcohol, rope and one of my generals..."

by **Industrial Virginia** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:58 pm

Trenton drank along with the others, although not as enthusiastically.

by **Kanadorika** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:58 pm

"A story related to alcohol you say? Well..." Herja paused to reminisce, bringing a terrifying smile to her face. "there was the time I kidnapped a homeless alcoholic man from the streets and brutally severed each individual finger until he bled to death. Those were good times."

by **The Palmetto** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:59 pm

Kanadorika wrote:"A story related to alcohol you say? Well..." Herja paused to reminisce, creating a terrifying smile to her face. "there was the time I kidnapped a homeless alcoholic man from the streets and brutally severed each individual finger until he bled to death. Those were good times."

"Kinky," he laughed, chugging down more alchohol.

by **Graag Brom** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 6:59 pm

Kanadorika wrote:"A story related to alcohol you say? Well..." Herja paused to reminisce, creating a terrifying smile to her face. "there was the time I kidnapped a homeless alcoholic man from the streets and brutally severed each individual finger until he bled to death. Those were good times."

"Why kill them when they prove to be some of the most helpful sources of information? The Thieves guild has them as eyes and ears practically everywhere in Tamriel!"

by **Kanadorika** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 7:02 pm

Graag Brom wrote:
Kanadorika wrote:"A story related to alcohol you say? Well..." Herja paused to reminisce, creating a terrifying smile to her face. "there was the time I kidnapped a homeless alcoholic man from the streets and brutally severed each individual finger until he bled to death. Those were good times."

"Why kill them when they prove to be some of the most helpful sources of information? The Thieves guild has them as eyes and ears practically everywhere in Tamriel!"

"Simple. Nobody would dare break the law under our reign. We kill to make an example and force the population into submission. "

by **The Palmetto** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 7:03 pm

Kanadorika wrote:
Graag Brom wrote:"Why kill them when they prove to be some of the most helpful sources of information? The Thieves guild has them as eyes and ears practically everywhere in Tamriel!"

"Simple. Nobody would dare break the law under our reign. We kill to make an example and force the population into submission. "

"Well I certainly don't mind sub,is skin to you." He winked, "hey, do you think your hips could shatter diamond?"

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