Holiday in Kanadorika [ALLTECHS/IC/OPEN]

by **Kanadorika** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:14 pm

She dived off the pier into the water, pushing her hair back behind her head.

"Just a secret of mine" she hinted torwards Jack, winking.

by **The Palmetto** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:15 pm

Valgora wrote:
The Palmetto wrote:A twang could be heard as Jack blushed a bit, "I would comment on how hot you are, but how'd you change so quickly?"

OCC: YOU JUST GOT TWANGED

OOC: Another meme? For fuck's sake.

by **New Hoboland** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:15 pm

Off in the distance, a rubber raft could been seen with smoke coming out of the engine. The raft then run aground as the single occupant stepped out.

"Land ho! Hobo-King Michigan Slim Johnson here for the food! Sorry I wasn't there to help protect your palace Virgil, but I heard there was this guy in my nation with a whole 50 dollar bill!"

by **Valgora** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:15 pm

Kanadorika wrote:OOC: that could make a fun event later; an off road expedition to the Arctic.

"Come, we shall swim in the ocean" she cheeerfully said, stripping to her bathing suit. "the water may be chilly for some of you."

"I'll pass on swimming. The last time I went swimming, someone threw a fucking nuclear bomb in the pool," said Timotei as he turned to look at Jack angrily.

by **Industrial Virginia** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:16 pm

Trenton had no reaction to swim suits.

by **The Palmetto** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:17 pm

"Very well then, I'll follow you," Jack took a few minutes to change into his bathing suit, and followed suit.
"When shall we discuss international trade?"

Jack kinda shrugged in the water in response to Timotei.

by **New Hoboland** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:18 pm

The Palmetto wrote:"Very well then, I'll follow you," Jack took a few minutes to change into his bathing suit, and followed suit.
"When shall we discuss international trade?"

Jack kinda shrugged in the water in response to Timotei.

Trade? If you can give me a nickel, I could give you my paperclip.

by **Higher Japan** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:18 pm

"Have some martinis." She said, passing it to him.

by **Valgora** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:18 pm

New Hoboland wrote:
The Palmetto wrote:"Very well then, I'll follow you," Jack took a few minutes to change into his bathing suit, and followed suit.
"When shall we discuss international trade?"

Jack kinda shrugged in the water in response to Timotei.

Trade? If you can give me a nickel, I could give you my paperclip.

"What's a nickel?"

by **Graag Brom** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:19 pm

Valgora wrote:
New Hoboland wrote:
Trade? If you can give me a nickel, I could give you my paperclip.

"What's a nickel?"

"From what i heard it is a 5 cent U.S Coin"

by **Kanadorika** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:20 pm

The Palmetto wrote:"Very well then, I'll follow you," Jack took a few minutes to change into his bathing suit, and followed suit.
"When shall we discuss international trade?"

Jack kinda shrugged in the water in response to Timotei.

Aresdóttir splashes her face to keep it wet.

"What trade do you wish to talk about?"

She noticed the raft, unsure how he didn't get executed by the AIO border guards for illegal entry into the nation.

"Just moor your vessel on the pier!"

by **Industrial Virginia** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:20 pm

Higher Japan wrote:"Have some martinis." She said, passing it to him.

"I'm confused, you like food so much, yet your obesity rates are in the top 90% in your country. Explain?"

by **New Hoboland** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:20 pm

Higher Japan wrote:"Have some martinis." She said, passing it to him.

Oh my, what fancy stuff." The Hobo-King promptly drank. "Tasty stuff too, but I do prefer the good ol' sewer water of my Kingdom."

In response to Timotei, the Hobo-King looks confused.

"you know, five cents in a coin. That's half a dime!"

by **Valgora** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:21 pm

Graag Brom wrote:
Valgora wrote:
"What's a nickel?"

"From what i heard it is a 5 cent U.S Coin"

"5 cents? That's 5.54 Valgoran Krónur."

by **Higher Japan** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:21 pm

"... Don't question it so much."

by **Graag Brom** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:22 pm

Higher Japan wrote:"Have some martinis." She said, passing it to him.

"Sure i will have one just give me a second." *Dinorous drinks a potion of resist poison before accepting the martini just in case.*

by **The Palmetto** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:22 pm

Kanadorika wrote:
The Palmetto wrote:"Very well then, I'll follow you," Jack took a few minutes to change into his bathing suit, and followed suit.
"When shall we discuss international trade?"

Jack kinda shrugged in the water in response to Timotei.

Aresdóttir splashes her face to keep it wet.

"What trade do you wish to talk about?"

She noticed the raft, unsure how he didn't get executed by the AIO border guards for illegal entry into the nation.

"Just moor your vessel on the pier!"

"Well, trade is important in international relations, and it's good for both that we have some. Do you posses any goods I, for my nation, could barter for?"
He looked at the hobo, who entered illegally, "Ew, an illegal."

by **Higher Japan** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:23 pm

"Don't worry there's no poison." She said as she drank another one. "Let's deport him."

by **Industrial Virginia** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:23 pm

New Hoboland wrote:
Higher Japan wrote:"Have some martinis." She said, passing it to him.

Oh my, what fancy stuff." The Hobo-King promptly drank. "Tasty stuff too, but I do prefer the good ol' sewer water of my Kingdom."

In response to Timotei, the Hobo-King looks confused.

"you know, five cents in a coin. That's half a dime!"

Trenton pulls out a 600$ Dollar bill from one of his pockets. Industrial Virginia likes to make very arbitrary dollar worth amounts. He shows it to Hobo-King

by **Venomizia** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:25 pm

"So... Did any of you make sure Fat Alberta was actually dead back there?"

by **Valgora** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:25 pm

Higher Japan wrote:"Don't worry there's no poison." She said as she drank another one. "Let's deport him."

"No, we shouldn't deport him. The invitation invited all nations."

by **Higher Japan** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:26 pm

"Yes, i'm sure i cut her apart with a wave energy katana." She said, taking out a plate of pot stickers and eating it. "True, we'll keep him here."

by **Industrial Virginia** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:26 pm

Valgora wrote:
Higher Japan wrote:"Don't worry there's no poison." She said as she drank another one. "Let's deport him."

"No, we shouldn't deport him. The invitation invited all nations."

"Isn't that like, a lot of nations?"

by **Kanadorika** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:27 pm

The Palmetto wrote:
Kanadorika wrote:Aresdóttir splashes her face to keep it wet.

"What trade do you wish to talk about?"

She noticed the raft, unsure how he didn't get executed by the AIO border guards for illegal entry into the nation.

"Just moor your vessel on the pier!"

"Well, trade is important in international relations, and it's good for both that we have some. Do you posses any goods I, for my nation, could barter for?"
He looked at the hobo, who entered illegally, "Ew, an illegal."

"We specialize in heavy industry and petroleum extraction. This nation manufactures everything from cargo ships, to steel, to wide body airliners."

by **New Hoboland** » Mon Mar 13, 2017 7:27 pm

"Fair warning, mind your pockets when I'm around. My Hobo-God, a 600 buckaroo bill? The ancient texts have foretold of such a day of fortune!"

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