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Postby Astrolinium » Fri Feb 10, 2017 4:04 pm

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The third Dawn past the Ides the unclad priests
does see, as well the rites of two-horned Faun.
Now tell, O Muse, these rites, their provenance,
and whence they came forth to our Latian halls.

Ovid, Fasti


...today should have excellent weather for the annual Lupercal race, as it's looking like it will be around 16° with light clouds.

Giosua turned the dial on the radio and a station from Eugepae came on, playing something upbeat and poppy. As the van turned onto the empty Strata d’Adriano, he glanced through the rearview mirror at the young man who was his passenger, and who had more often than not been his passenger on every trip for the last seven years, when Giosua Fontane had been appointed as Special Bodyguard to the Crown Prince. No one ever notices the bodyguards, but the bodyguards noticed everything, and nobody knew the King of Astrolinium better than Giosua Fontane. This morning, as the pair passed through the island’s streets, his young charge was quiet, lounging across the back seat, a bagel in one hand and a copy of the NS World News in the other. It was how he spent his mornings, and he would let neither festival nor official visit alter that.

The small Astrolinian flags on the roof of the van whipped about in the wind as it made its way through the farms which dominated the flat, fertile land between the Town and Western Airfield.



The tarmac at Western Airfield was nearly empty, save for the vehicles waiting to receive the plane which Emperor Nathaniel had chartered. Planes were, of course, noisy and cumbersome, and so the Office of Tourism had made sure most of Astrolinium’s visitors knew that the ferry was the way to go. Heads of state, however, rarely took the ferry, and today’s visitor would be no exception. Only a few puffy, white clouds dotted the sky here and there, making it an excellent morning to fly, anyway. As the King and Giosua pulled onto the tarmac, His Majesty finally looked up from his paper.

“Who’s here so far?” he asked.

Giosua scanned the tarmac. A few other cars had already arrived.

He responded, “Well, there’s Dr. Romero’s Porsche. I think Emi’s with him, he must have given her a ride. Not seeing the Chrinthani ambassador’s license plate, but – well, look, here’s the car with the soldiers. Looks like most of us are here, then.”

The King nodded, folding up his paper and tossing it onto the tray table in front of him.

“Well, then,” he said, “let’s say hello.”



The wind was high as the King stepped out onto the tarmac. Such occasions normally found him in his green jacket, but today was a holiday, and he would be dressed for it. A white suit jacket with tasteful, golden epaulets sat over a gold vest, a white shirt and gold tie beneath it. His pants matched the jacket, but his belt and boots were both black faux leather. A broad crimson-purple sash, colored like the stripe on a Roman senator’s toga, lay diagonally across his torso, and the only sign of Astrolinian green was a small pin affixed to his lapel: the nation’s flag with a crown sitting atop it. He hadn’t bothered to spend the time he normally did styling his hair this morning – whether he styled it or not, the winds on this part of the island would see to it that he left with a windswept look to him.

As he stepped out onto the tarmac, he was met by a simultaneous wave from Dr. Giovanni Romero, the island’s Secretary of Foreign Affairs, and Emilia Caralico, the Secretary of Defense. He glanced at Giosua and said, “They’ve been spending an awful lot of time together lately, haven’t they?”

Giosua shrugged. “It’s been, what, three years of sneaking around for them now? I imagine it must get tiring.”

The King grinned. “Yes, well, if the Herald-Internationale ever found out, it’d have a field day whining about corruption or something like that. Nonsense, but they knew what they were getting into.”

Dr. Giovanni Romero was a tall, tanned man with strong brows and a high forehead. No matter the occasion, he would be found with a tan trenchcoat on over whatever suit he might wear, and a pair of dark sunglasses. Emilia Caralico, on the other hand, was a shorter woman, physically wide but more because of muscle than fat, her mousey brown hair usually pulled into a tight bun. Neither the King nor Giosua really understood what the two saw in each other, and the King often wondered whether their secret relationship would really last if it lost the element of secrecy.

Giovanni leaned against the door of his Porsche, a bright blue model. In his right hand he held a cigarette, its end alight with a faint, red glow. Emilia, in contrast, stood directly upright, decked out in the beige of her dress uniform. As the King approached the pair, he called out to them.

“How much longer until our guest arrives?”

Giovanni dropped his cigarette to the ground and put it out under the heel of his boot. He pointed towards the sky behind the King. “Well, that’s his plane now, I think, so I’d say quite soon.”

The King whipped around and scanned the sky, frowning at the approaching plane. “He’s early! Everyone, places!”

As the Emperor’s plane landed, it would find itself greeted by a small party – the King and Dr. Romero in the front, Giosua and Emilia Caralico behind them, all flanked by a small contingent of Astrolinian soldiers decked out in dress beige. Hardly what the King imagined Nathaniel was used to, but as much as the Sublime Island Kingdom ever mustered, particularly on the day of a festival.
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Postby Chrinthanium » Fri Feb 10, 2017 11:37 pm

"We're late," Seth Richmond said as the car made its way towards the airport.

"We're not late. He's not going to be here till 8:15," Ryan said.

"Babe, I know you know Nate well enough to know he's always 15 minutes early." The Chrinthani Ambassador said, "I hope we don't miss the landing."

The car finally made its way to the tarmac in enough time. The charter jet was beginning to roll to a stop. Ambassador Richmond and his husband seemingly ejected from the Prius and moved with great haste to reach the welcoming party. Nathaniel was a familiar sight in their lives having been personal friends of the emperor. Seth, in particular, took great care to watch over Nathaniel during his first years on the throne. He wasn't part of Nathaniel's peers as far as the dictionary definition went, but he was a personal favorite of Nathaniel's father. Someone the young boy prince would look up to. Someone that would become a confidant in times of need, a source of entertainment in times of boredom, and an overall pillar of strength during Nathaniel's Great Mourning.

In the bathroom of the charter plane, Nathaniel stood slightly uncomfortabel he adjusted his tie in the reflection in the mirror. His 6'2" height was a bit much for this smaller plane. He grabbed the suit coat from the hanger and put it on. It's tailored fit accentuated Nathaniel's frame. The color was diplomatic: black. The red tie with gold tie clip looked smart on the basic white dress shirt. He checked his breath in his cupped hand. He then applied product to his hair to keep it perfectly still in the breezy conditions. Satisfied that all was perfect for this moment, he exited the washroom and stood by the door in spite of the repeated request for him to be seated during landing. The plane touched down with a slight jerk. Nathaniel simply steadied himself by grabbing the wall.

Nathaniel stared out of the window of the jet as it slowed down as it approached its stopping point on the tarmac. He could see the gathering as well as Ambassador Richmond's car pulling into the airport just on time. He cleared his throat and nodded at Matthew Wentworth, his Private Secretary. Wentworth pointed at the two very conspicuous body guards who bowed to their emperor. The lone reporter, Margaret Blanchard, would follow behind everyone. Once the door was lined up with the stairs, the bodyguards emerged first through the opened door. Their collars caught in the wind and popped up slightly. Wentworth exited next and stood at the top of the stairs while facing the door of the plane. Then, with his casual way, Nathaniel IV stepped out and waved at the gathering all the while flashing his trademark smile. Wentworth descended the stairs with Nathaniel in tow followed by the two bodyguards. As they approached the greeting party, Nathaniel saw the soldiers and gave a salute.

Nathaniel and his retinue reached King Attorio Maldive III and Dr. Romero. He smiled brightly as the awaiting dignitaries as Matthew Wentworth began. "Your Royal Majesty, Your Excellency, it gives me great pleasure to introduce His Imperial Majesty, Nathaniel IV, Emperor of Chrinthanium." It was at that moment both Seth and Ryan bowed to their emperor.

All the while Nathaniel took in the crowd. The soldiers in their beige, the King in his white military-ish style, the Secretary of Foreign Affairs looking more like one of Nathaniel's bodyguards than an official of state. The wind that attempted, but failed, to tussle his well-lacquered hair. The breeze, the small crowd, the small plane, and Ambassador Richmond and his husband bowing lower than usual. He saw the hills in the background, noticed the beauty of the island and took a deep breath. Fresh air. Fresher than he could imagine.

This was a far cry from Dariopolis, the hustling and bustling hear of a vast empire. Quarterling Palace alone, when you include those taking the guided tour, probably was more populous than this island upon which he stood. When Nathaniel looked out over the Darion River from his bedroom, all there was for as far as the horizon was city. When he worked in his office, he could see the Central Business District of the capital and its towering glass and steel monoliths. Even in the palace gardens, he could hear the horns, the screeching cars, emergency services blaring their sirens, and the sound of subway trains emanating from exhaust grates outside the gates. None of that here. No, this was a paradise and he was jealous that he was just a visitor.
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Postby Astrolinium » Sat Feb 11, 2017 10:19 am

As the plane drew to a halt, an air of expectation fell upon the small crowd of Astrolinians, and perhaps especially upon the King. He had been briefed on Emperor Nathaniel, of course, but to read a dossier on someone is one thing. To actually meet them is another entirely. His eyes remained fixed on the aircraft even as he heard the late-arriving ambassador and his husband taking their places behind him.

A small ground crew went into action as soon as the plane had stopped, running a set of air stairs over to its door. The wind died down as its engines slowed and ceased, and Attorio Maldive III ran his fingers through his hair one last time, hoping to give at least a little direction to what the wind had done to it. Then, there he was: the Emperor at the top of the flight stairs. As Nathaniel descended, Attorio’s eyes were locked on him, taking the man in. The suit fit very well, he had to admit to himself, and he had to force himself to begin thinking of the ceremony at hand before his mind began racing at the thought of the well-maintained musculature which must lie beneath it.

Giosua, of course, knew the King better than nearly anyone, and so while the slight tensing and relaxing of his shoulders at the sight of Nathaniel would likely have gone unnoticed by all others there, he made sure to take note of it.

As Wentworth spoke, the soldiers snapped into a smart salute, the curious salute of Astrolinium. Their right arms all shot out to the side, then their fists beat against their chest, and then the hand shot up to their foreheads, arm in a 90° angle, palm open broadly toward the Emperor. The members of the King’s party all bowed, save for the King himself, who stood resolute, looking slightly upward at the tall man – Nathaniel looked to be taller than him by four or five inches – who now stood before him, taking in the lay of his face and the character of his stride.

After a moment, the Astrolinians stood again. Dr. Romero grinned and put his hands into his pockets, and then called out, “Your Imperial Majesty, Your Excellency, may I present to you His Majesty the King, Attorio Maldive III, Lord and Emperor of the Sublime Island Kingdom of Astrolinium.”

The tarmac was quiet save for the slight sounds of the breeze. Save for the one the Emperor had brought, there were not paparazzi here, no cheering crowds. Those would come shortly – he imagined there were plenty of reporters, local and foreign, waiting in the Ceremonial Meadow. For this first meeting, however, the King had not wanted them. He let the silence stand for a moment, and then his face opened up into an amicable grin. He stepped forward, extending his right hand toward the visiting Emperor, and said, “Welcome to my home. It must be very different from Chrinthanium: I hope you shall not find us too quaint for your more urbane tastes.”
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Postby Chrinthanium » Sun Feb 12, 2017 12:03 pm

The Chrinthani present would, when King Attorio Maldive III was formally introduce, produce a polite and proper bow. Nathaniel himself, like Attorio, did not bow.

Ryan leaned into Seth and whispered, "I think Nate has a new fan. Did you see the way he looked at him?"

Seth gave a quick half smile and a quick and subtle shake of his head. He turned into Ryan and whispered, "Behave yourself."

"Your Majesty," Nathaniel began, "it gives me great pleasure to visit this exquisite nation." He extended his right and and grasped the King's and gave it a polite and formal shake. He also flashed the crooked smile that has long-since become his standard and trademark. "Quaint is not the word I would use to describe your home, Your Majesty. Spectacular does come to mind, though. It is good to get out of the city."

"You must be His Excellency, the Secretary of Foreign Affairs. It is indeed an honor to meet you, sir. I can only express my sincere thanks and appreciation for the establishment of the diplomatic missions between our two great nations," Nathaniel said to Dr. Romero. "I do hope that my ambassador and his husband are being proper guests here.

Once the greetings were over with the Astrolinian delegation, Nathaniel turned his attention to his Ambassador, Seth Richmond, and his husband, Ryan Trenton. "Mr. Ambassador, Mr. Trenton, a pleasure to see you again. I hope you're both adjusting well."

"Your Imperial Majesty," Seth began, "lush greenery, no smog, the fresh air... I have no idea how to cope with these things."

Ryan smiled, "Well, I can't speak for Seth here, but I don't ever want to leave."

Nathaniel turned towards King Attorio Maldive III, "Your Majesty, it appears you're nation has already captivated the hearts of two of my good friends. I fear we may lose more Chrinthani to Astrolinium once they see the sheer grandeur of your home."
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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:42 pm

There had been a whole section in the dossier that Attorio had read on Nathaniel about the Emperor’s smile. He assumed that His Imperial Majesty had put quite a lot of work into cultivating it, but that did not serve to make it any less effective, and Attorio found himself nearly forgetting a lifetime of diplomatic education as the other man’s hand grasped his own. He was able to recover admirably, he thought, but he would have to keep his guard up from here on out lest he have a slip that would really give the tabloids something to talk about.

As Nathaniel moved on to address him, Dr. Romero nodded deferentially. His sunglasses mostly hid this, but he had been nearly as fixated on the Emperor as Attorio had been, though for markedly different reasons. His brow furrowed at the mention of the behavior of the two Chrinthani, and then it relaxed. His shoulders slumped down and a deep, weary sigh escaped his lungs. The slightest of twitches just barely rippled across his jaw and moved the corner of his mouth upward into something which only the most attendant observer might guess was a smirk. His face remained otherwise utterly deadpan as he spoke.

“Well, Your Imperial Majesty, in the week that these two have been here, I’m afraid they’ve hardly had time to even begin misbehaving yet. Don’t you worry, though. We’ll have a proper sense of debauchery and tomfoolery instilled in them forthwith.”

He made a very small bow and then placed his hands into his pockets. He thought he could practically hear Emilia rolling her eyes behind him.

Attorio's face broke into a grin once more as Nathaniel finished speaking to Richmond and Trenton and turned to him.

He shrugged nonchalantly. “I can only imagine any further Chrinthani we attract will leave again once they realized how little of its grandeur there actually is to see. One could walk from North Shore Beach to my villa on the other end of town in, oh, about half an hour at a brisk pace, though I’m given to understand that the bus is even faster. Nonetheless, I am pleased that we have captured the hearts of such upstanding individuals as Mr. Richmond and Mr. Trenton. Don Devál tells me he and Madalina have been enjoying the Dariopolis nightlife, so I think we have made a most excellent exchange of diplomats.”

“Now,” Attorio continued, “I don’t see any reason why we should delay our excellent visit together any further by standing around on my dusty little tarmac. Most of the pomp and circumstance is waiting for us in the Ceremonial Meadow, and they quite literally cannot start off the day’s festivities until we’ve arrived. Shall we?”

He gestured politely towards the royal van a few feet away, the one he had arrived in. It was a long, black vehicle, more elegant than what the word “van” conjured up in the mind. It had reinforced walls six inches thick, and small Astrolinian flags displayed on its roof and hood. Inside, it was arranged such that an ordinary row of seats sat behind the driver’s and passenger’s seats, but behind these and separated from them by a partition was a spacious rear compartment with seating for six, three facing forward and three backward, with a table between the two rows of seats and a miniature refrigerator under it.

Giosua, meanwhile, crossed the space between the two parties and the van and opened the back door for His Majesty and His Imperial Majesty.
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Postby Chrinthanium » Sun Feb 12, 2017 4:54 pm

As the group began to filter towards the waiting van, Wentworth managed to wrangle his way to the right side of Nathaniel and gave him a slight elbow bump. Nathaniel, knowing the cue, leaned in to listen to Wentworth. "Imperial Majesty, knowing you return tomorrow, the Lord Chancellor wants a meeting with you as soon as you can grant one. Also, the Commons has voted to pass your requested budget additions with the exception of the museum endowment. The Speaker sent me a message stating you need to find the money to pay for it."

Nathaniel pulled back as the smile from his face disappeared. He took a deep breath and them let out a big sigh. "Tell the Speaker I need a meeting first thing after I speak to the Lord Chancellor." It was at that point he realized he was speaking loudly enough that everyone within earshot could hear it. "Apologies. I never get one day off even when I'm taking days off. I'm certain Your Majesty understands that feeling."

Once in the van, Nathaniel would take a seat directly opposite the Astrolinian King, with Wentworth to Nathaniel's right. Wentworth, diligent as ever, continued to review the messages filtering into his email account. Nathaniel tapped Wentworth on the shoulder once they sat down and pointed at the smartphone in Wentworth's hand. Nathaniel made an unmistakable gesture to hand him the phone which Nathaniel promptly shut off, much to Wentworth's chagrin. "You can check that later today. Let's take a few hours to actually enjoy ourselves.

"As you stated, Dr. Romero, the island may be small, but I doubt that would disappoint a Chrinthani. If, as it were, the evidence of the tourism industry on our own barrier islands are any indication, as long as you have a beach, you have a Chrinthani's heart. I can't say that I haven't, from time to time, grabbed a surf board and taken a go at the waves, but that was never my strong suit. Matthew here is good at surfing, though. It is basically our unofficial national sport. Probably about as popular as my love: football, or soccer if you are so inclined to call it."

It was at that moment that Wentworth seemed to stare out of the window as if the conversation was no longer appealing.

"Does Your Majesty play any sports?" Nathaniel asked as the van began its motion.
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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Feb 12, 2017 9:45 pm

Attorio raised his eyebrows and scoffed at the comment about taking days off. “Don’t I know it. It feels like three-thousand people can manage themselves on their own well enough until the very minute I turn my back on them, and then suddenly every little thing absolutely demands my attention and no one else’s.”

As he headed towards the van, he nodded farewell to Dr. Romero and Emilia, who would take Dr. Romero’s Porsche to the Ceremonial Meadow. The King followed the Emperor into the royal van, running his fingers through his hair again as he sat down in his customary seat, now across from his guests. As Nathaniel spoke, he glanced absently out the window. Giosua turned the key in the engine and the vehicle was off, moving along the tarmac towards the road. Overhead, the sun continued to shine in the bright, blue sky of morning.

Satisfied that they were off, and on schedule, too, the King turned his attention back to his guest. He smiled affably and tapped his finger to his temple.

“Well, let me think. We don’t have much surfing here – most of the popular beaches are along the poorly-named Bay, which is actually a lagoon, and so doesn’t see many waves. There’s some along the North Shore, but I can’t say I take much interest in it. I’m more of a swimmer – I take pride in my swimming, and I often go in the mornings out on the lake near my villa, or in the heated pool when it’s cold. I take a great interest in watching horse races, though I’m only a mediocre rider myself. If one can call it a sport, I’m also a bit of an amateur chess aficionado, though I am unashamedly terrible at it. I have played a bit of football, and when I was young I had a dream of being a famous rugby player, except that I haven’t the right build for it. I’m too slight, I’d crumple like a rag the first time I got hit.”

He glanced out the window again. Soon, the airport would be behind them, giving way to the stucco farmhouses and rolling fields of the Astrolinian Old Town along the two-lane Dromo di Piloti. As they went, the King hoped that the view would impress. Patchwork fields gave way to a verdant treeline in the south, rising up on the island’s two majestic hills. To the west of the airport, one saw the land rise up to the cliffs of the western shore, the King’s Light a beacon of white stone standing triumphant at the cliffs’ edge. The bland, concrete façade of the Automobile Parts Manufactory to the south served as the only blemish on the otherwise pristine, pastoral landscape.

The King continued, attention back on his guests once more, saying, “It’s not exactly sport, either, but I have quite the collection of boats and small aircraft that I like to take out. I don’t often drive the boats myself, as they’re more for show, but I’d like to think I’m becoming a bit of a pilot with my little Cessnas. Man-made transportation fascinates me, so I collect it. Does Your Imperial Majesty fly?”
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Postby Chrinthanium » Sun Feb 12, 2017 10:31 pm

"Well," Nathaniel began as he stared out of the window at the serene landscape before him. "I wanted to be a famous footballer like the next Cristiano Ronaldo. I had the height for the game, but I was very skinny as a kid. I was about 12 when I was given a chance to try out and the manager of the team kind of took pity on me. Probably because I was the heir apparent. People often give you pity for that. Anyway, he put me on a strict regiment to build myself up to something that was less likely to be knocked off the ball. Apparently, you cannot be a famous footballer and the next in line to the throne--at least not in Chrinthanium," Nathaniel finished with a sigh. "I suppose it was for the better, though. Fate is fickle, Your Majesty, and sometimes it deals devastating hands."

Wentworth spoke up at this point, "That's why he looks dress like a footballer, cuts his hair like a footballer, and exercises like he's about to kit up and take the pitch."

Nathaniel shook his head with a wry smile as Wentworth returned to watching the hills rolls by. "Your Majesty, forgive my poor handler. We in Chrinthanium are more informal in close quarters like this than some in our position may ever be comfortable with."

"As far as flying," Nathaniel stated, "I have pilots for that. Same with the three family boats. Though, I do have my own personal small yacht. Of course, again, I don't captain it. The Parliament basically wrote a law years before I was born barring the reigning emperor or his next in line from doing anything like that. I can jump from an airplane and skydive, though, providing there's a military paratrooper alongside. At least I have that."

"And bungee jumping. Again, if you have security nearby," Wentworth chimed in without taking his eyes off the scenery.

Nathaniel paused, turned the smartphone back on and handed it to Wentworth. Immediately, his demeanor changed as he began to review the missed messages.

"Thank you, sir," Wentworth said in a much more upbeat voice.

Nathaniel turned towards Attorio and smiled, "Well, I have to admit that on a day like today, we'd want a heated pool in Dariopolis. We're mostly a tropical/subtropical people in Chrinthanium. This would be Winter back home. Though, Dania province does get the winters kind of rough. It's mostly mountainous, though, and full of skiiers and snowboarders."

"The more I see of your Island Kingdom, the more jealous I become of you, Your Majesty," Nathaniel said as he peered out of the window again. "Three thousand and some people call this place home. It can be walked rather easily by the average person. There's no subways, no skyscrapers, no jets hurtling through the sky above leaving chemtrails in the behind them, and, best of all, no 20 million people within 100 miles. You say your representative and his wife are enjoying the Dariopolis nightlife. I suspect that the proverb is always true: the grass is always greener on the other side."
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Postby Astrolinium » Mon Feb 13, 2017 9:38 am

Attorio smiled as Wentworth ribbed Nathaniel. “There is no need to ask forgiveness, Your Imperial Majesty. If Dr. Romero were riding with us I fear you would be shocked at his informality.”

From up at the front of the car, Giosua audibly snorted and called back, “I am not sure that ‘informality’ is quite the word, Your Majesty.”

The King shook his head affably, ignoring Giosua’s comment as the Emperor moved on toward discussing skydiving, bungee jumping, and the weather.

“Well, it is February,” he said in response to the comment about the weather. “As lovely as the weather is, you won’t find me out on the beach in my briefs on a day like this. You simply must come back sometime in the summer, though, so you can see our beach season at its peak. I think that Your Imperial Majesty will find our island even more agreeable in May or June.”

He paused for a moment, thinking, and then continued, “Perhaps we may even find an opportunity to misbehave, as long as we can agree not to tell Your Imperial Majesty’s Parliament. The tabloids would surely find it easy enough to blame me and my reputation for recklessness as a bad influence on you if it were to get out that I’d taken you water-skiing or cliff-diving or something. I tell you, the people over at the Astrolinium Herald still have not gotten over my big day out in Rome a few years back.”
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Postby Chrinthanium » Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:19 pm

Nathaniel chuckled, "Well, I certainly have the ability to get myself into trouble. Seems everywhere I go there's some paparazzi around waiting to snap his picture for just the right moment. Something as harmless as a hug and be blown way out of proportion these days. Though, if we so decide, I'm certain we could entertain some activities which would be both mischievous and perfect fodder for the tabloids."

"By the way," Nathaniel said, "It's okay to call me Nate when we're not out in public. Leave the titles for the formal things."

As the scenery rolled by, Nathaniel was taken back to a time when he was touring the farmlands of southeastern Chrinthanium with his father. Some rolling hills and green forests exploded into large, flat areas of tract farming in a patchwork quilt of agricultural beauty. He remembered seeing them from the plane. He remembered how small they all looked from 30,000 feet.

"As far as extreme sports, as they're called, I'm probably better suites for Earth-bound fun. As entertaining as it is to hurdle through the sky towards the solid planet below, even with the appropriate security measure in place, there's a chance of a final splat that doesn't interest me at all," Nathaniel chuckled.

"Perhaps one day you can visit Chrinthanium. Unofficially if you so choose. I do have a private estate tucked away on an island. Not as green as this, though. No mountains, no lush forest, just a smattering of palm trees and a large house and beach.. lots of beach. Good waves if you want to learn to surf."
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Postby Astrolinium » Mon Feb 13, 2017 4:52 pm

The King straightened in his seat and rested his hands in his lap demurely. Outside, the farmland began to give way to villas of assorted sizes and floorplans, clad in colorful stucco and red-tile roofs, some in need of repair, but most well-maintained. Many a wall saw itself overtaken by creeping ivy, and many a window saw itself shaded by tall cypresses and olives. Low walls of brick delineated properties from one another, looking more for show than for security. Most of the driveways were full, but as the van drew closer to the stream which separated the Old Town from the modern Town of Astrolinium, the group passed a number of individuals standing by a bus shelter, L’Oto painted on its side in bold, green letters. Most of the group was outfitted in brightly-colored knee-length tunics which were belted at the waist. Some wore pants beneath the tunics, though not all, and a few were wearing broad-brimmed straw hats. As the Royal Van passed, they waved and cheered, hoping in vain for a glimpse of the King or the Emperor even through the tinted windows.

Inside the van, the King said, “Well, Nate, given my propensity for mischief, you only ever need ask. As I see it, royalty is a tremendous responsibility to be taken absolutely seriously, and so naturally one must find their own ways to have fun with it. As well, if I’m going to be calling you Nate in private, I hope you shall feel free to call me Ilia, which is my birth name and the one which I insist on my friends using, at least in private. I become Attorio Maldive III when I put on my pin.”

He gestured to the pin of the crowned Astrolinian flag which was affixed to his lapel.

“Underneath it, however, I am still the same Ilia Attore whom my mother and father raised. At least, that is how I like to think of it.”

He sighed softly and glanced out the window again. He didn’t bother waving at the people – he knew as well as they did that they couldn’t actually see through the van’s tinted windows.

After a moment, he continued, “At any rate, I shall have to keep you and your estate in mind if I decide I’d like a surfing instructor.” He smiled, perhaps a bit less enthusiastically than before. “I do agree that it would be best to do so unofficially, in my private capacity. I wouldn’t want my people to think I was spending their treasury on learning to surf and teasing the paparazzi. While I enjoy encouraging the papers to speculate wildly about my romantic life, I’m not as enthusiastic about financial scandals. I suspect that at twenty-two I’ve aged out of being able to use the ‘boy king’ excuse.”
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Postby Chrinthanium » Mon Feb 13, 2017 5:49 pm

Nathaniel glimpsed at the people waiting for the bus. He watched the houses with their walls and ivy and cypress and olive trees pass by. He thought quietly while Attorio was speaking. 'Boy King' was something that was, somewhat, applied to Nathaniel at his ascension. The 'Boy Emperor' was already older when he first became a monarch than Attorio is at this point.

"You don't need to come for a surfing lesson," Nathaniel said. "If you ever needed a few days away or something, I'd leave the invitation open."

"The chef there is really, really good. I think he's better than the palace chef," Wentworth said as he put his smartphone in his interior pocket. "However, it isn't everyone's cup of tea. It's great if you like a big house on a private island. I can't speak for anyone in here, but there is something to be said about the nightlife in Dariopolis. Or, if you really want to go big, Venetia Beach. Venetia Beach is, well, think of Miami and Los Angeles mixed with Rio at Carnival."

"Speaking of nightlife," Nathaniel said with an interested curiosity, "I hope we get to explore the City at some point, Ilia."
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The King laughed. As Nate spoke, the van rolled across the Ponte Dromo di Piloti – an arched bridge with a brick facing that spanned the north fork of Attorio Creek, and brought the dromo di Piloti into town. He gestured out the window.

“Well, there is your first glimpse of it.”

Old buildings with stucco facing perched just shy of the creek’s bank, clumped and clustered together like baby vultures in a nest crying out for their mother to regurgitate food into their beaks, with seemingly little rhyme or reason to their layout. Most were neutral colors – beige, white, tan – with bright trims in sky blue, green, or gold, though a few bright homes stood out in particular. As they passed along the street, a number of buildings seemed to have shop signs in their windows, though most also had signs which, at the moment, declared, ‘Scusa, Clodeto!’ The street – still only two lanes, though now broadened to include ample room for street parking, as well as bike lanes – seemed to be in good repair, and a broad sidewalk lined it on either side. A few people were out on it – most dressed similarly to those waiting at the bus stop, though a few in their normal attire – but they were mostly empty, and the street traffic was very light.

Above the roof tops – most buildings either had flat roofs, a number of which sported green rooftop gardens, though many also featured the red tile which was almost a byline for the Mediterranean – one could see a few ambitious and more modern-looking buildings which stretched to five or six stories towards the middle of town, especially towards the north shore. Those further away had the look of hotels about them – modern, white facing, large windows, balconies, that sort of thing – though a few seemed like they might be offices. The tallest one of all was to the north, seven stories high, and looked to be faced in limestone blocks. Even it seemed a tad quaint.

The King continued, adding, “I think we shall have a better look tonight. I know that the official itinerary does not include any agenda after dinner, but given the reputation I’m told you have, I had the thought that you might like to go out on the town and see one of our nightclubs.”

He glanced at Wentworth and added, “With proper security, of course. On an island this size, blending in would be impossible, particularly with me along.” He shrugged, and then grinned. “They might not know what you look like, Nate, but I’m on money here.”

Outside, the van came to a stop at a red light. Three large roads – the Dromo di Piloti, the Via Ponte, and the Via Nortica – converged, forming a triangular commons paved in cobblestone in the midst of them. Shade-bearing trees sprouted from planters at regular intervals, and wooden benches faced both the street and the square’s centerpiece – a large fountain in the midst of which a statue stood on a pedestal. The statue showed a man in military dress astride a stallion – the man on the horse looked for all the world like the young man sitting across from Nate, except that he looked to be at least in his early thirties, and sported a bristling mustache. The text on the pedestal read: ‘Attorio Maldive, Riz Astrolìnico, gov. 1941-1983, v. 1925-1983, Dis Manibus’.

As the van pulled off, turning north onto the Via Ponte, Ilia gestured at the statue and offered, by way of explanation, “My grandfather. You know, he led us through the second World War, but I’m told that what he was proudest of was overseeing the installation of traffic lights at every major intersection. Thus, we memorialize him at one.”
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Postby Chrinthanium » Tue Feb 14, 2017 11:02 am

Nathaniel smiled broadly when the mention of his reputation was brought up, "I think I need to review Wentworth's dossier in order to see just what information is contained within."

"Oh, it's your standard information sheet. Dietary requirements, a rundown on your personality, basic biographical information, and some political views. Yours, Nate, contains a rider about your smile, your penchant for healthy living, and a picture of you from the gym in nothing but a pair of football shorts. I figure we should promote your better qualities," Wentworth said with snark. "The photo is usually shown before the personality information."

Nathaniel flashed a curious face, "I hope the picture part was a lie, Wentworth."

"It may or may not be, sir," Wentworth said with a coy smile. "People in Chrinthanium know you. Outside of your empire, it may be doubtful that someone would instantly recognize you outside of the most politically astute. So, we do send along one of your approved photos."

"Understandable," Nathaniel said. "Also, the idea of going some place else and being anonymous sounds like a lot of fun. Perhaps we should go to some place else before we go back to Dariopolis."

As the approached the Commons, Nathaniel's eyes searched. He wasn't looking for things specific, but he was trying to absorb it all. He was captivated by the architecture. To him, Astrolinium was taken from a magazine cover and turned into a real-life paradise. If he was trying to seem as though he were not a tourist, he was doing a horrible job.

When the statue came into view, he studied it with precision. He cracked a smile when Ilia stated that his grandfather was more famous for stop lights. To Nathaniel this was a trivial thing for which to be known, but, somehow, it fit the narrative of Astrolinium. It felt as though a small Roman village had been kept in some sort of stasis until 2010 and then brought back to life. He was almost disappointed that he didn't bring sandals and a tunic--something he didn't own, but could acquire.

"Your grandfather led his country in the world's greatest struggle, helped to free it from the axis powers, and was proud most of his contribution in bringing traffic lights to Astrolinium. He seems like a remarkable man to me for that simple fact," Nathaniel said almost clean amazed.

"It's the little things, Nate," Wentworth said. "Anyone can build a museum or create a protected forest when they're a King or an Emperor. Not everyone thinks of the little things like traffic lights. As someone once said, 'Enjoy the satisfaction that comes from doing little things well.' Words to live by, I think."

"Now you see why I keep Matthew around. Wise beyond his years," Nathaniel said lightening the mood.

"I cannot wait to see the Lupercalia," Nathaniel added. "I do love festivals."
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As the van continued along the Via Ponte, the scenery remained largely the same. At rare spots where there was space between the buildings on the left, one could glimpse the sunlight dancing upon the water of Attorio Creek. As they turned right onto the Dromo dila Delta, however, it seemed as though the homes were, perhaps, a touch smaller, that the paint was perhaps not as fresh, that a few more things seemed in disrepair, though nothing was egregiously unmaintained. At one point, nestled amid the houses on the right, they passed a small, limestone building with high walls around its yard. A small gold dome crowned the structure, and the writing over the gate declared, ‘Mosquea d’Astrolìnio · مسجد النجوم · Mosque of Astrolinium’.

Inside the van, Ilia smiled cheekily. “I am afraid I can neither confirm nor deny whether I have seen a photo of you in nothing but your football shorts, and I can neither confirm nor deny whether this would have been in the dossier I received or during my own research.”

He glanced out the window as they were passing through Astrolinium’s small Muslim district, and then added, “If it’s anonymity you do want, it’s quite simple to travel throughout le Issole Eliane, and it would not be too hard to find some hole in the wall on, say, Maltívia, where with a bit of disguising one could blend in quite easily. Mültívac is not one of the great cities of the world, but it is certainly large enough to get lost in, and I must say they have a rather vibrant gay clubbing scene. The Elians are like Mykonos, but our economies are in better shape.”

The King listened intently as Nate wondered about his grandfather. His expression softened at the thought of the man, and he thought to himself that he wished he had had the opportunity to meet him. He brushed away the thought and said, “Well, you must also remember our resources, and so ‘leading us through the second World War’ involved no military activity as such. He is primarily lauded for negotiating such gracious terms of surrender that Mussolini was willing to ignore our island’s Jewish population long enough for liberators to arrive. He protected our people, but there was little glory in it.”

The van continued along the dromo dila Delta, the taller buildings beginning to rise up towards their left. They passed another group of people in their traditional tunics waiting at a bus stop. Most waved, though one made a face and shoved her thumb rudely into the air. The King ignored it.

A look of sudden realization on his face, he said, “I have just had this thought, Nate, but I do hope you understand that the tunics you see most of my people wearing are not their ordinary dress and that they’ve put them on for the Lupercalia today. We do dress like modern people most of the time.”
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Postby Chrinthanium » Tue Feb 14, 2017 12:22 pm

Nathaniel roared with laughter, "I think one need only check Google Image search to find that picture. My brother took that picture, so I actually have a scowl in it. My brother, Ryan, loves to take pictures. It's his art and his hobby. Unfortunately, that means that I get paparazzi'd by my own brother sometimes."

"See, Nate, I told you the picture was a good idea," Wentworth said intentionally. "Whichever picture may or may not have been in the dossier."

As the van continued into the small Muslim district, Nathaniel took a moment to view the mosque. It reminded him of the several interfaith services he participated in during his short reign, particularly those at the local mosques in Dariopolis. He viewed the buildings as they passed as well as the woman who made a face and rudely stuck her thumb in the air. A quick eyebrow flick was all that crossed Nathaniel's face at that moment.

"Oh," Nathaniel said with a smile, "I didn't mean to imply everyone dressed in tunics all the time. I just figured since it was a special day, and they look so freeing that it would be more relaxing than a suit and tie."

"He hates suits and ties. He's more a boardshorts and tank-top kind of guy," Wentworth said with a small smile. "He has enough suits to last him till his death, but damn if we can't keep him in them. Made quite the impression on the Speaker of the Commons the first time the Speaker met the Emperor."

"In my defense," Nathaniel stated, "no one told me the meeting had been push forward by an hour. I had just been in the pool and she was already there waiting in my office. Ryan comes and gets me from the pool, tells me only that someone is in my office, and I need to move quickly. So, there I am barefoot, dripping somewhat with water, in a tank top that's sticking to me, meeting the newly-elected Speaker of the Commons."

"The Speaker of the Commons," Wentworth said, "is my mother--my dear 64-year old mother. This very Christian woman dressed formally to meet the emperor and he's there looking like a reject from a teen surfer movie." Wentworth began to laugh even though he attempted to stop that. "She wasn't sure what to think."

"Not my favorite memory, but your mother and I have had our laugh over it since," Nathaniel said.

"Ilia," Nathaniel said, "security is probably not a major concern here for me. Though, since we seem to have free time after dinner, perhaps it would be good for us to get out a bit. This is a celebration day and I am in the mood to celebrate!"
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“To be honest,” Ilia said, “I don’t really think of the tunic as freeing. I suppose it is, but to us, it is formal wear, almost like a suit. It isn’t anywhere near as physically constricting, but the mental constriction is still there, get it? Of course, I find myself in the tunic less than my citizens, and on occasions when I do, my station usually demands a toga with it. As togas are very cumbersome, so you see me as I am.”

He gestured to his current clothing.

“White is like the toga of old, and the sash recalls the red stripe along the fold, so I manage to pay homage to it rather than actually draping myself in several yards of wool. We have such pretensions to petite romanité.”

As Nathaniel and Wentworth recounted the incidence with Wentworth’s mother, Ilia smiled. “I suppose one of the blessings of being such a small country is that I imagine at this point all three-thousand-or-so citizens and thousand-or-so permanent residents have seen me in nothing but my briefs out at the beach on one occasion or another. The sight has lost its power to shock, though I imagine that the, eh…”

He frowned as he searched for the word in English.

With a shrug and a wave of his hand he offered, “‘President’, I think? No? In Aelian we say it prìncive if you know...?” He waved his hand in circles as if trying to conjure up the world out of the air. He pressed his hand over his mouth and tapped his finger against his upper lip in contemplation.

“Hm. The leader of our Popular Assembly, anyway. It’s not a legislature per se, it’s more of an advisory body, so I don’t know if President would be quite the right word. I don’t think of it ever in English, but I know I decided how we would translate it when I wrote the law in the first place.”

He shook his head and then continued, “At any rate, I image she would also be a bit surprised to see me in them at a formal meeting instead of on the beach. If the water were warmer yet, I would have certainly planned a trip for us – I think you’ll be able to see it in a minute. We Astroliniani are most at home in the water, I think. Instead, a club will suffice. And, Nate, I suspect the military review later this afternoon will not run all the way to dinner, so I have a few options in case we find ourselves with additional daylight hours, and I’m thinking you might prefer to see town over a hike, yes?”
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Postby Chrinthanium » Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:35 am

"I would expect that this term, prìncive, roots itself from the Latin, princeps," Nathaniel said. "Probably something akin to Chairperson in this context."

"Two years of Latin in college and it finally pays off," Wentworth said. "Of course, I'm certain His Majesty already knew that." Wentworth smiled coyly at Nathaniel.

Nathaniel smiled brightly, "I get something right every now and then."

"And, I understand the toga issue. They're quite hefty things. While I don't wear togas even on formal occasions, I'm certain that you're familiar with the practice of fraternities and their toga parties. Rather than just wing it and use some bed sheets as it often the case, I went with the real thing. The effect was great, but it became a bother as the evening continued. More specifically, the more I drank, the more difficult it became," Nathaniel said. "The net result was I wound up getting a bit too intoxicated, ditched the toga, and began running around campus in my underwear with both campus security and my personal guard detail trying to keep up."

Wentworth's ear perked up at the mention of free time, "So, Nate will have a few moments with nothing to do before dinner?" He began reviewing things on his phone.

Nathaniel sighed, "I have a feeling I will need to escape Wentworth's grasp when or if that free time appears. And a hike sounds really good, actually. I haven't gone hiking in a while."
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“Indeed,” the King said, “it is from princeps. ‘Chairman’ would be a good translation – I don’t think that’s the one I went with, but I may steal it from you if it you don’t mind. It might be a better word.”

Outside, the van turned upward as it moved onto le Gran Ponte d’Astrolìnio, a massive viaduct that soared in a rough arc over the Delta Islets. The islets were a series of small barrier islands in the mouth of Astrolinium’s ill-named Bay, keeping the placid waters of this lagoon somewhat separate from the sea beyond, small tidal inlets the only intercourse between them. High, sandy dunes and beach grasses rose up upon them, and shorebirds wheeled about in the air. To the north, the calm, blue sea stretched on forever, and one could just make out the shore of Citária to the north, a little ferry bobbing on the waves as it headed from the North Shore Dock to Puorto Ostre. To the south and west, the clear, shallow waters of the Bay shone in the sunlight, the only disturbance the small ripples of the tide. White sand beaches ringed the peaceful lagoon. Though they would be packed full of visitors in warmer months, today they stood mostly empty.

The King listened as Wentworth and Nate talked. Interjecting, he said, “A hike sounds lovely. I am afraid I will not stand for my guest being occupied by work, excepting, of course, actual emergencies. I think we can arrange to head somewhere near Starlight Hill. It’s the second highest point on the island, and has the benefit over Mazimo Hill of not having our nation’s wind turbines atop it. Speaking of geography, we’re just now passing over Astrolinium’s most precious natural resource.”

He gestured out the window to the Bay. “The bay – a lagoon, actually, but there was some confusion when the island was settled and the wrong name stuck – is what keeps our shores calm and the tourists visiting, really, and the calm, salty waters are home to an ecosystem so precious I cannot even put a value on it. I keep saying this, Nate, but you simply must come back in a warmer month and have the chance to see it up close. I tell you, you have not lived until you’ve swum with dolphins in the Bay of Astrolinium. It is also perhaps the most delicate part of the island. As climate change takes a hold of our world and the seas begin to rise, we may see it disappear forever.”

Ilia gazed wistfully out the window.
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Postby Chrinthanium » Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:51 am

"Wentworth," Nathaniel said, "Make sure we come back when the weather is warmer here. Swimming with dolphins sounds absolutely glorious."

The bay--or lagoon (it didn't matter to Nathaniel)-- was gorgeous. Perhaps the fact his second love was the beach, he kept his eyes glued to it even as Ilia spoke longing and lovingly about its precious ecosystem and the dolphins. Chrinthanium had beaches. Lots of countries have beaches. And while they all have the basic things needed to be classified as such, the arrangements of these basic necessities made each one unique.

"The hike sounds great. Clear, fresh, and crisp air, the late winter sun, the sounds of nature... that will be amazing," Nathaniel trailed off. "Sometimes, when you live in the city, these things are overshadowed by everything else."

"Well," Wentworth said, "Your groom just told me they didn't pack hiking boots. In fact, surprisingly, no one thinks you own a pair. I'll send one him into town to get you some."

"If all else fails, I think I can handle it in a pair of sneakers," Nathaniel said. He turned towards Ilia, "Are the shops open today?"
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Postby Astrolinium » Fri Feb 17, 2017 11:43 am

“Most are not,” Ilia said as the van continued across the massive viaduct. “Many of the more tourist-oriented places will open this afternoon after the official festivities have concluded so that those visiting for the festival can shop – I assume a cobbler’s will be among them. I can easily send one of my people after a pair, I wouldn’t dream of asking you to spend anything on an official visit. If not, we may have something in your size at the villa, though I’m afraid your feet seem larger than mine.”

He mused on that thought for a moment. Outside, a few cars passed the van. A large, green bus was alongside it in the other lane, a gold chevron like the Astrolinian flag emblazoned across its side.

The King continued, “You should be able to get by with sneakers, though. We had some light rain last Friday, but it’s been dry enough that the paths should be clear of mud, and the terrain is hardly steep. Starlight Hill is just shy of seventy meters tall, and slopes up to that fairly gradually. It’s less a hike than a peaceful walk in the forest.”

He glanced out the window again and then asked, “Chrinthanium sounds very urban compared to Astrolinium or even the other Eliane. I suppose most of the hiking must be in the concrete jungle, except perhaps for this Dania province you’ve mentioned.”
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Postby Chrinthanium » Fri Feb 17, 2017 12:20 pm

"If you have something in a size 10, I'll be good," Nathaniel said.

Nathaniel smiled brightly at the mention of Chrinthanium, "Well, it's expansive, I will tell you that. We have mountains and plains and large urban centers and the aforementioned beaches. Around 21 million kilometers square, roughly. Most of the population live within a 5 hour drive of the coast, though. So, the cities are huge and then you push farther inland and it's nothing but flat farmland. Dania is our coldest province, our most mountainous province, and our largest province in area, though. It's where the snow bunnies live. Overall, though, Chrinthanium is a highly urbanized culture."

"As far as taking a hike in Chrinthanium, well, everything has to be planned. The guards don't like it when I just pop out for a stroll around town. Though, I have been known to sneak out," Nathaniel stated.

"Yeah. One day I go to locate Nate and he's no where to be found in the palace. Next thing I see are these posts on his Instagram account of him having a bite of pizza with about 500 people crowded into this pizza parlor." Wentworth.

"In my defense, there were only 4 people in there when I walked in."

"Until the pizza delivery guy took your picture and plastered it on Instagram."

"It's really good pizza, Ilia. Well worth the hassle." Nathaniel said with a wink.

"Your sneaking out causes problems, though," Wentworth said. "Suppose there was an assassin there?"

"Waiting for me to randomly walk into a pizza shop on the off chance I should go for a walk? I doubt it, but I understand the concern. Still, how often do I get to go out and throw a random pizza party? It made a few people happy, everyone was really cool, I shook hands and talked with people. I even got a free t-shirt from the manager."
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Postby Astrolinium » Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:15 pm

The King snorted. “A ten? You must be joking. I myself wear a size 43 shoe, no one but children wear tens.”

From the front of the van, Giosua shouted back, “The Americans have a pathological need to be different!”

Ilia raised an eyebrow and smirked. “Oh, are you on the American system? Goodness me, Nate. I thought Chrinthanium was a modern nation.”

He stuck his tongue out and then added, “I joke, of course.”

Meanwhile, the van found itself at the end of the viaduct. The eastern plains of Astrolinium were sweeping, grassy fields dotted with few trees. Towards the south, the trees grew into a forest and the plains sloped upward towards Mazimo Hill, though not for quite a while yet. While the road continued on into the distance all the way towards the hill’s top and the large wind turbines the crowned it, some way before that, it turned off onto a small side road, heading towards the Ceremonial Meadow. A few cars were parked along the side of this road, but it seemed most of the town’s population and visitors had taken the bus.

As the van went, Ilia listened to Wentworth and Nathaniel banter about pizza. He ventured, “You know, Astrolinium has, well, we certainly have pizza, but it’s just not as tasty as what some other countries have. When I come to Chrinthanium, perhaps we’ll have to sneak off to this pizza restaurant of yours. If they were impressed by one monarch, I am certain a second one will be even more exciting.”
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Postby Chrinthanium » Fri Feb 17, 2017 10:19 pm

Nathaniel took the ribbing in stride. Perhaps Ilia was a fluent speaker in sarcasm. This delighted Nate. "We are a civilized nation. Sounds more polite to wear a size 30" waist as opposed to a size 78cm waist. At least, I'd rather say 30 inches versus 78 centimeters. Of course, we measure everything else in metric."

"In metric, he's a size 42 shoe," Wentworth stated. "Truth is, we import a lot of clothing from the United States, so we just kept using US Standard Units or whatever the hell they call them."

"Imperial," Nathaniel said after clearing his throat. "Got a lot of fan mail from Germany when one of their fashion outlets advertised that I was size 30 in the middle. I don't think they translated the measurements correctly for my waist size. Very interesting letters, let me tell you."

Nathaniel gave a friendly laugh at Ilia's mention of pizza, "Well, when you come to Chrinthanium, we will have to sneak off to many places. There's a lot to see."

"Uh oh," Wentworth stated, "Nate, you've got a problem. Look." Wentworth pointed at Nathaniel's dress shirt. The edges of a black stain were clearly visible.

"Crap," Nathaniel said as he looked down with a slightly exasperated look. "Forgive me, Ilia, for the language." Nathaniel took the pocket square from his suit pocket and reached in and pulled out a ballpoint pen covered in ink. "Must have exploded. Matthew, can Reynolds get a shirt over here fast enough?"

"I don't know, but let's tell him to come."

"Switch shirts with me," Nathaniel said as he removed his suit coat and carefully placed it over his lap neatly. The stain was rather large.

"But, It'll look a little tight on you, Nate," Wentworth said.

"Yeah, but under the coat with it properly buttoned, no one will really know. It's either that or hope Reynolds can find the shirts, get one, and bring it over here before we're in a public location." Nathaniel removed his dress shirt exposing his bare torso while Wentworth's shirt revealed a white tank top that, on any other guy, would seem snug, but on him, it didn't.

Nathaniel took Wentworth's shirt and put it on. It was a bit snug on Nathaniel, but at least it wasn't too tight. It definitely fit like a glove. The sleeves were perhaps a touch too short, but they still were exposed enough that no one would really notice unless they looked. With a quick movement, Nathaniel snapped at the shirt sleeve that Wentworth was putting on and pointed at the cuff. Wentworth removed the gold cufflinks with N IV on them and handed them to Nathaniel. Once the cuffs were fastened, Nathaniel put the suit coat back on and looked over to Ilia.

"Well, will it pass?" Nathaniel asked.
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Well, why, then, do they run – as is their custom –
and strip their bodies naked, you may ask?
The god himself takes joy in running swiftly
upon the heights, and suddenly takes flight:
The god is naked, his servants ordered likewise,
since clothing is not fitting for their course.

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Ilia had opened his mouth to respond cheekily to Nathaniel’s comment on pizza when Wentworth suddenly pointed out the large ink stain. He frowned and glanced out the window. They were passing the Meadow itself now, the van having turned onto the small service road that skirted it and led behind the bandstand from which the King would address the crowd, and from which the live musical entertainment would play throughout the rest of the morning.

The Meadow itself was a massive, well-trimmed lawn, bordered by sparse cypresses at regular intervals. It looked large enough to hold far, far more than the island’s permanent population, and already it seemed as though there might be as many as four thousand or more people milling about on it or sitting with their friends and families on picnic blankets or folding chairs, many in their tunics as the people in town had been, though many – probably visitors from neighboring countries – simply wore the sort of clothing anyone might wear on a nice day in late winter. Ringing the area, a beaten dirt race track had been made, both by the processes of deliberate maintenance and over a century of use in races such as the one which would take place today. Towards the far end of the meadow, a number of stalls had been set up selling local crafts and food, though most of the stalls did not look to be properly open yet.

As the King looked back towards his guests, he said, “It’s only, what, 8:25? The ceremony isn’t scheduled to start for a little over a half hour yet, your man should be able to make it.”

He watched as Nate began to remove his shirt and added, “Though, of course, it can’t hurt to switch just in case.” He smiled, trying not to make the way he was ogling the Chrinthani’s bare torso too obvious. Of course, he suspected the attention would be welcome, and that Nathaniel was too busy worrying about the minor fashion crisis at hand to notice anyway, but let it be said that the King of Astrolinium was not one to simply stare slack-jawed at a shirtless guest, no matter how good his abs were.

Outside, the van pulled behind the bandstand – a large, concrete structure perfect for addressing the crowd assembled on the lawn – and slowed to a halt as Giosua came into a parking space, timed nearly perfectly with Nate’s question. Giosua leaned back, resting his right arm on the back of his chair, to make sure that the commotion was as frivolous as he hoped it was. Satisfied that it didn’t require his attention, the bodyguard-cum-attendant turned his attention back out the front window, leaning back in his seat.

In the back of the van, Ilia glanced Nate over and said, “I think it works quite well. The fit’s a little tight, but I’d be lying if I said that didn’t look good on you, and it’s subtle enough that it looks intentional. If I were a reporter, I’d assume you were merely a strapping young royal trying to show off a bit.”

From up at the front, Giosua called back and asked, “Is the crisis averted?”
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